Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

So what's the over/under of him turning into a gibbering mania nut and being committed again? I guess we'll see it next month at latest. If I'd have to guess further it's because he'll show up at the college without ever having actually applied to it or any actual semester starting. (remember, Lucas is not a reliable narrator)

E: Edited my own gibberish
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
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Saddest part does he REALLY think he's fooling anyone? This isn't even close to math. It's just letters and numbers thrown with some lines and maybe a plus minus sign here or there.

LightEmittingDiode said:
I personally like this new meme; it really highlights his failure at shock value.
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He's going to do GREAT in his bio classes. Well ladies, some guys claim it's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean. Lucas is letting you know he's go no idea how to sail a ship, or in his case, life raft... with holes, and covered in shark bait.

To be honest, I'd love to hear how he thinks his telomeres bullshit has anything to do with hard space exploring science aside this claim his totally not eugenics super baby will go to mars. Bio and rocketry are two different fields and we all know by now if you want a good rocket, don't listen to (((Musk))) listen to the Nazis. They put us on the moon.
 
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Bassomatic said:
Saddest part does he REALLY think he's fooling anyone? This isn't even close to math. It's just letters and numbers thrown with some lines and maybe a plus minus sign here or there.
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Actually I think it might be some real math, copy-pasted in with all the superscripts and subscripts turned into plain old numbers/letters. This link has a lot of similar-looking math in it but not identical:
http://www.math.bas.bg/infres/MathBalk/MB-12/MB-12-395-409.pdf
 
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Kosher Dill said:
Actually I think it might be some real math, copy-pasted in with all the superscripts and subscripts turned into plain old numbers/letters. This link has a lot of similar-looking math in it but not identical:
http://www.math.bas.bg/infres/MathBalk/MB-12/MB-12-395-409.pdf
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Either way real or not, I don't think for one second that anyone believes Lucas actually understands any of it. He's just trying his hardest to look like an intellectual and wise old man so some super hot barely legal chick will approach him to ask if they are worthy enough for his telomere juice.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
Actually I think it might be some real math, copy-pasted in with all the superscripts and subscripts turned into plain old numbers/letters. This link has a lot of similar-looking math in it but not identical:
http://www.math.bas.bg/infres/MathBalk/MB-12/MB-12-395-409.pdf
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Oh if you broke it down and re laid it out correctly I'm sure you are correct it's proper math that's copy pasted incorrectly and pushed together.

But with out getting too in-depth, you can't do that. Math needs grammar as well. 2+2=4 or 2+2+2=6 but you can't just mish mash and remove functions and expect to get the same Lucas would have instead of earlier, 22=4+6 22+.
LightEmittingDiode said:
New profile picture
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Honestly it's probably his best picture and that doesn't say much, I have no idea where his shirt went though.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
Actually I think it might be some real math, copy-pasted in with all the superscripts and subscripts turned into plain old numbers/letters. This link has a lot of similar-looking math in it but not identical:
http://www.math.bas.bg/infres/MathBalk/MB-12/MB-12-395-409.pdf
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Yeah, it looks like it could be calculus that just didn't copy pasta well. Even if so, there's no way he could do integration, especially if math makes his head hurt and he has trouble with 18+7
 
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Aristophanes said:
I do wonder what goes on in Lucas' gourd-shaped head sometimes. It's most likely "telomeres, millennials, telomeres, Fibonacci sequence, aging effect 1912-2012, telomeres, sushi, more telomeres" and little else, but maybe he does think about other things. Just maybe.
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I think if one could peer into that abyss, they would suffer the fate of becoming it.
 
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Aristophanes said:
I do wonder what goes on in Lucas' gourd-shaped head sometimes. It's most likely "telomeres, millennials, telomeres, Fibonacci sequence, aging effect 1912-2012, telomeres, sushi, more telomeres" and little else, but maybe he does think about other things. Just maybe.
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Honestly, I doubt it. Lucas seems like the type who puts literally everything that he thinks about into the internet, see: the taco bell aftermath post. If there was anything else on his mind he'd probably make a self meme about it.

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Kosher Dill said:
Actually I think it might be some real math, copy-pasted in with all the superscripts and subscripts turned into plain old numbers/letters. This link has a lot of similar-looking math in it but not identical:
http://www.math.bas.bg/infres/MathBalk/MB-12/MB-12-395-409.pdf
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His stuff isn't real math. The "DM[T] he repeats on several lines is New Age bullshit where they try to mathematically quantify the experience of taking hallucinogenic drugs. DMT is a hallucinogen found in tropical plants. The rest of it is rambling bullshit. Almost makes me wonder if he's been on it lately and that's been feeding his Sci-Fi Multiple-Dimension rambling. But pot is a mild hallucinogen too, so with Lucas and his preexisting conditions, including a tendency toward psychosis, it might tip him into trippy land more than it would anyone else.
 
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