Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Particle Bored]

I think Lucas two friends are "myself and I" there's no pictures he's also fat as fuck so I don't rule spending that much out on himself. Lucas loves to show off so we'd see these friends. If they are indeed real, they are almost for sure I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME. I await their report if this is the case.

He said one of them is 53. It's likely a couple of batshit nutty neighbors or homeless dudes that are listening intently to his FTL theories in hopes of making the journey to Planet PopTart.

 

[Bassomatic]

Be him honest or not it doesn't much matter. Lucas claims he wouldn't help people, but he also says Kiwis are hateful people and invited them to eat. His behavior makes no sense and he's in no place to be spending 100+ to eat for a week let alone a single meal.

He's a very lonely person so there's a chance he may have taken other speds out to eat. They may be weens, or just not real at all, Lucas does lie a lot. I think he knows people see his anti social behavior and social phobia as bad things so I wouldn't rule out him being dishonest.

 

[Aristophanes]

That being said, autism isn't that bad at all, especially when compared to Lucas' brand of schizoid-pedophilia.

 

[ManbearPig]

So he used a made up piss poor excuse to try and cover for another piss poor excuse.


QUOTE="LightEmittingDiode, post: 3534218, member: 7967"]I love that this was the excuse he gave.
In reality, he was unmedicated and was drinking a full-sugar soda, which caused him to have a sugared out temper tantrum (he is diabetic).

He begged Suzanne to let him stay; it wasn't until she got the police involved that he began his obsession with women under 26/telomeres.


Also, good morning Kiwis! Here's a classic Lucas vid, timestamped at my favorite part:

And some random Tweets I found amusing:

ETA screenshots of Lucas describing his temper tantrum, before he latched on to the "I saw a greybeard eating dinner with his hot JB girlfriend" story.[/QUOTE]

 

[Aristophanes]

What are these "big changes, secretive changes" Lucas is blabbering on about?

Has he gone as far as to add gravy to his cheesy cucumbers?

 

[ShortBread42]

Looks like he's going back to Facebook.

 

[Bassomatic]

That's his big event? Sounds about right for Lucas.

 

[AmpleApricots]

I like how he thinks all these people are his fans and not just there to watch his insanity and laugh at him. It's the hallmark of a lolcow.

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

Lucas trying to stay hip with the kiddies but proving time and time again that he's a fucking dinosaur

 

[Fiveseven15]

so apparently 'dad' wrote a letter back, being passive aggressive to one of his sons, which happens to be the one lucas hates so much...anybody see similarities with the handwriting? also random simple words being misspelled? tough to say because im sure lucas has spelled 'gorgeous' correctly before

 

[AmpleApricots]

I like how the letter is signed "Dad" in retard-handwriting.

Well we can't discount the possibility that his dad might be as retarded as him. He is related to Lucas, after all.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

The fact that Lucas used “luv” is both horrific and hilarious. I guess he’s now going to try to channel his inner 16 year old.

 

[AmpleApricots]

I bet not even his inner 16 year old would fuck him

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

New terrifying profile picture complete with overuse of the beauty blur tool:

And some random statuses:

 

[Bassomatic]

Lucas has said proof how great he and his brothers were is why he's right about the age gap his dad and mom have one.

Now he's saying, he's just aged like a wine even though he's a school bus fire of a person. Now if it indeed is just age, anyone will have it, many with out his problems, like being fat, creepy, unemployed, dumb, and a pedophile to name a few.

Lucas hasn't even started college and has the smugness of his 3 PhD's. I've mentioned before I know a PhD in this thread and they laugh at Lucas, while he's in middle school math... for a lot of money, the class.

Lucas is in the same kind of looking girl, you know ones that look like they haven't hit puberty yet.

Now call my stupid, but let me think for a minute, on this insane flat bill bigotry. People stopped bending the brims of hats because most people don't really use hats like a ball player, but many people enjoy a hat and or it's style. Bending the brim is great when you play baseball. Everyone did it because it was in and an homage to ball players, a flat bill kinda started from rap music from my memory, it showed a hat was brand new.

So Lucas hating on flat bills is yet again him being a racist, because he doesn't like something black culture started and became popular. Bernie would be so proud of this, and your "ironic" use of the word nigger that he for sure has used the hard R with a few times.

 

[AmpleApricots]

With that blur tool he looks like he put his head into one of these bowling ball polishing machines. Seeing the lucas-in-the-wild pictures it's not so much wrinkles that bother him (as it's not really a concern that age and also he's fat as hell) but his greasy, gross looking skin. It's a combination of never ever sweating because he does not move all day together with all the wrong foods and poor hygiene. That's also why his hair is so shitty. He doesn't take care of it besides gluing it with gel. That is not adequate hair care. A lot of incel neckbeards think that a real man doesn't need to take care of himself, but that doesn't make you look like a rugged lumberjack but just like a well.. incel neckbeard. At least Lucas shaves and doesn't offend the senses further with a pube-beard. I have only seen him in pictures but I can almost smell this unholy menagerie of cheap aftershaves and axe bodyspray combined with the strange, heavy scent of fat guy BO that emanates from him. Working in IT for a while, you meet people like that all the time and they're always gross.

It's also always kinda bizarre that he's so, oh so far away from understanding why nobody would ever date him, especially not young women. He'll truly never get it. He'll never come even close. He'll die an old man before he'll ever grasp what's wrong with everything he does and says.

Also Lucas telomeres are dangerously short, that's also to consider. I talked to at least three important telomerologists who said that Lucas has the common five sings of a man with extremely short telomerase in his sperm. I won't give him any hints tho, don't want him to trick all those 16 year olds into sleeping with him.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Luke got zucc'd yet again

 

[Rogowski]

Calling people faggots and nigger years ago? Perfectly normal.
Reporting someone for calling people faggots and niggers?
So immature.

And he's still thinking about us guys.

 

[Bassomatic]

And how long was his return to FB? Literally in the hours from what I can gather.


Edit: awww sempai noticed us.

 

[The Telomerase Truth]

WHY WOULD YOU MELT CHEESE AND THEN PUT KETCHUP ON POPTARTS? WHAT THE FUCK, LUCAS?

I... I didn't even realize it was poptarts until I saw your post. I just looked at the picture really quickly and assumed it was bread.

That's a really bizarre food mixture. I know there are some surprisingly good but bizarre food combinations out there, but I have trouble believing this is one of them.

Why the hell did that woman agree to shave Lucas and who is she? Lol

It's his ex girlfriend.

I'd love to hear from one of his previous girlfriends. What did they ever see in him? She looks pretty normal

Maybe she was a woman hoping she could change him? Plenty of people get to stay in relationships because they think they can fix their partner. Plenty of people also stay in relationships because they their partner can fix them. It's sad, really.

He begged Suzanne to let him stay; it wasn't until she got the police involved that he began his obsession with women under 26/telomeres.

It makes me wonder... If he somehow got the girlfriend he wants and she got the police involved, would he stay away from women under 26?

Be him honest or not it doesn't much matter. Lucas claims he wouldn't help people, but he also says Kiwis are hateful people and invited them to eat. His behavior makes no sense and he's in no place to be spending 100+ to eat for a week let alone a single meal.

He says that because he doesn't actually believe any Kiwis will take him up on the offer. He probably isn't wrong, but he isn't right for the reasons he thinks he is. We aren't cowards like he thinks, it's just that most of don't live near Spokane and aren't willing to go there simply to eat out with a creepy, pedophillic, schizophrenic man. Plenty of us also think the whiny little bitch will just not come if any of us took him up on the offer.