Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

He hasn't even started class and giving up. I'm sure he will get those 3 phds.

Also Lucas can't teach kids he has a DV charge. Banned all the way back in 74.

Granted we all know why Lucas wants to teach, being a pedophile he's trying any angle to be around kids.

Edit: isn't that from FB he just got another 30 day ban how is he back ?
Forgive my ignorance, but how strict is that? Does it only apply to people who teach in schools? Assuming Lucas was competent, he might be able to get away with being a tutor. That generally doesn't require liscences or anything in the U.S. Not sure if its the same in Washington, though.
To be fair that sounds like exactly the kind of thing Lucas wants to keep secret.
To be fair, that sounds like exactly the kind of thing everyone wants to keep secret.
Ovulators... Jesus Christ Lucas.

Congrats Lucas your new flop house lets you do shit many of us had in our teens. God damn pushing 40 and can have sleep over guests.
Ovulators... Christ, I think that's one of the worst things Lucas has said in a long time.
 
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Forgive my ignorance, but how strict is that? Does it only apply to people who teach in schools? Assuming Lucas was competent, he might be able to get away with being a tutor. That generally doesn't require liscences or anything in the U.S. Not sure if its the same in Washington, though.



Ovulators... Christ, I think that's one of the worst things Lucas has said in a long time.

Well it'd be something that'd only come up in a background check, so yeah.
 
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Lucas used TwitLonger to post this massive essay entitled "Fecundity".
He was promptly banned from TwitLonger.
Here is the essay in all of it's schizophrenic glory:
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I wonder if he sent this to his super hot and totally real 30 year old neighbor who keeps begging him to fuck her.


Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Fucking hell, that's a word salad for the ages. All he's done here is re-hash a lot of the ramblings he's made over the last few years, and padded them out with a couple of thoughts and a ton of quotes most likely taken out of context.

He doesn't learn, does he? There's barely any paragraphs at all, so it all comes across as a huge fucking mess. Because that's what it is after all.

And he expects to get a PhD?
 
Fuck me, how can anyone sit through that pure wall of autism? That's not an essay, that's just a mess.

I did. Let me tell you, it was difficult even though I have a high tolerance for pain when it comes to reading. I've read plenty of painful, long things but that's certainly one of the more painful walls of texts I've read.
 
So, did Lucas write something that was too long for Twitlonger? I wonder why he was banned right after posting that mess.
 
Well it'd be something that'd only come up in a background check, so yeah.
It'll pop up so fast, DVs are treated as pretty much the most serious non felony, Lucas won't ever teach even if he wasn't bonkers. Nor will he own a gun.

Unlike firearm ownership I dunno if teaching can be reallowed due to court approval. It being a ordeal and needs you keeping legally and mentally clean, Lucas doing neither it's a moot point.

In regards to the twit longer...

Fuck me, I'm in a super self destructive mode, so I'll break this down.

America is psycho? Says the 400 lbs schizo, good opening let's roll with this. The poor elect the rich, well I think I'd trust someone who isn't homeless or unable to manage their own check book before I give them the keys to the entire nations. What's wrong with corporations? You are factually incorrect in how Telomerase works, it's amazing.

540 billionaires in the US are all greedy? That's why Buffet and many others pledged to give 90%+ away. Such greed to give 9 out of ten of something away. Says a man who refuses to share his EBT anymore.

In any economic system there will be a wage gap, even (((democratic socliaism))) if there isn't there will be a drought of skilled labor forcing incentive, even if not cash. Citation, every fucking place that's tried it EVER.

Lucas knows economics better than anyone even though he's never held a job, studied econ, and can't balance his check book.

People get dumber as they get older because not enough tolomeres. It's not medical screening, or understanding we are making no advancements in medicine, this is why we are getting sicker too.

Evolution would stop this, even though he's incorrect on how evolving works. Lucas says the weakest are being bred more, in a way this is extra funny as many myself included feel welfare is the cause of this. But Lucas doesn't want this… yet his wacko ass wants to pass his broken genes off. It's funny he can be right on a fact and wrong on an opinion serious, that's skill.

Because rich people aren't taxed, we have more poor people breed. So for some reason, people who are wealthy, and not given a tax burden don't have kids but the poor people who can't pay rent some how have lots of kids. This is bad because rich people are bad. This makes no sense, genetically, economically or socially. It's a word salad. Republicans and democrats are both bad. Ok, I'll give him that.

Lucas seriously calls the rest of the public plebeians. When well, he's not even worth keeping in a slave cast, unless you consider a court jester.

Hippies got rich, because it's bad to stop dicking around and making a career and life. If you have a stock portfolio you are yuppie scum and bigoted.

Dr Werner informs us bigotry is a disease. I'm glad to hear that because I treat my slaves all equally as poorly. Ageism is causing an IQ drop. We are losing IQ points to as low as the Victorian Era (I've literally cited this is wrong both US and world wide)

People get sick now because agism, not we see illness and things like childhood death at at world lows in the human history. It's amazing when you don't drop dead from SIDS 50% of the time, and live to 70s you may have some ills.

Lucas claims diabetes, mental illness, bad theta and eye cite are caused by short teomeres. HE has all of them, he listed more but those are just what he has also his parents were "age gap"

A second age of enlightenment would be if more age gap babies. (Lucas being a case of what they produce)

Holy shit I started LOLing IRL. Instead of Occum's razor this mother fucker calls "Werner's Hatchet" and it's about, you guessed it. Old men dicing little girls.

People only get married for kids. Because Mantis males are eaten after sex, you should sleep with Lucas. I'm really missing even the loose tie of these two? Lions bite during sex and he has grey hair like an old lion so fuck him. He's also wrong about Lions breeding, older males are often thrown out of the pride past sexual maturity. Lucas is an alpha male because he's old.

Disagreeing with Lucas is denying science like pro lifers. With out side tracking, I don't know a pro lifer who doesn't understand what's happening it's a moral call not a science call. You just gas light people by saying he's wrong even though he made this rant with out any proof.

Not having an abortion helps McDonalds. No seriously what the fuck is he talking about. He just said pro lifers are awful he wants kids but if you don't have an abortion you help the rich get richer?

Plants breed in the summer or spring. So wait till fall to bloom. Plants grow at different times. But this is just another way of him saying he wants to fuck kids.

18 year olds are into him science says so but they are taught to be bigots by socially. This is as bad as hating gays like 1950.

Put your drink down before you rage The girls he needs to have are born in 1997-2015. Yes Lucas is saying he should fuck a 3 year old. He's gen X from 1968-81. Mixed race relationships cause love. (he did possibly rape a black girl)

Lucas with his poor grasp on history says inbreeding was cool like MTV when it was an issue during the royals (Charles 2 of spain is probably the most well known case but european monarchs aren't the most imbred people in the world nor were they even at height) It comes from the royal families and fear of losing a house, but another story. Lucas just said they fucked brothers because it was "cool" at the time.

There's science in 2012 proving old dad's are better but he doesn't cite it or even name the study.

Again he uses the very loose debate of 20th century being most violent when it's kinda a shitty metric due to population size and not true if you adjust for population, also factor in tech that allowed world wars. If anything shows how violent we used to be when there were bloodier times, before we had airplanes to travel.

Violence is how cro magnums behave. So the same group of people who charged up the hill in d day are the ones who put us in space. Gosh if monkey's can do that.

Lucas quotes himself, ffs. Like it's science. About telomeres.

Women need to date more fit men like him, and men need to be pedophiles you know for science.

Women are better younger, a woman 20-25 has a 17% chance of bad eggs, so go younger. JFC. 40-45 women are up to 79%.

Lucas said the writing against him, is rubbish and tied to a bigot from 1912, because people didn't live long back then when they had an age gap. The problem was back then older fathers were only like 30.

Socrates was killed (no he chose suicide) 2000 years later people live longer, but not much. He drops this instead of expanding the medical community doesn't agree how or why.

In greece only men could vote or own land (this is somewhat correct so I'll let it slide) So rich men got young girls (if he knew his greek history you'd know they loved that sweet sweet boy pussy over teen girls)

If only women can vote maybe we'd live to 100 or more. LOL no. Infact even the Greeks wrote a play about women in charge mocking it. Lucas give up, it wasn't "her" turn.

He lists a few places where people live long lives and says this is proof of his theories.

Older fathers are normal because people live longer, that's also kind of true.

His old age makes his telomeres 50-200% longer and 18% better. If we used this for live stock we'd have better food. Trees are younger than dirt is so he should fuck kids. If you disagree, riddle me this, the earth isn't as old as the sun.

Dating sites allow bigotry. Lucas wants to get a 2 year degree and a PhD to do science things in a lab (tying a woman up in a flop house is a lab?) There's lots of evidence for this and the entire community is following his work and want to take part. You can't prove climate change with out it, and weed is good for you because Lucas wants to fuck kids. (that's another I have no idea how this is linked)

We outlawed slavery so this is proof the earth orbits the sun. (again what the fuck)

"we're going to Mars soon" I think Lucas would be better shot into the sun, he honestly words it as if he's gonna be a first manned mission crewmember. We need the best long telomeres to take over the stars.

That was fucking awful to write.

I'm going to watch shark week and possibly hang myself.
 
So Luke is all moved in to his new place, and shared a picture from his new neighborhood.
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Someone on SOFALAW found the art wall, and right down the road is a place called The Carlyle Care Center, which works with Pioneer Housing Services, who manage Phoenix House as well.

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So it looks like Luke has been transferred to another flop house, one with slightly less strict rules (guests after 10pm, etc etc). He also smugly has said that "certain friends" have paid his rent until January:

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So once again, this "secret" new location he was moving to has been found within hours because he can't resist sharing on social media.
 
So Luke is all moved in to his new place, and shared a picture from his new neighborhood.
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Someone on SOFALAW found the art wall, and right down the road is a place called The Carlyle Care Center, which works with Pioneer Housing Services, who manage Phoenix House as well.

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So it looks like Luke has been transferred to another flop house, one with slightly less strict rules (guests after 10pm, etc etc). He also smugly has said that "certain friends" have paid his rent until January:

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So once again, this "secret" new location he was moving to has been found within hours because he can't resist sharing on social media.

Classy, he should fit in well.
 
They kicked all the severely mentally ill people out of the Carlyle last year and are giving the rooms to people who have a hard time finding housing, to people with criminal convictions. I am guessing that because Lucas had his DV charge with Suzanne where he spent like 40+ days in jail, this is certainly where he's living. It's downtown, easier access for him to creep around.

Looks like Lucas will be paying $535 per month for his studio - since he already told us what type of apartment he was getting. Secrets out.

http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2017/may/20/carlyle-care-center-in-downtown-spokane-to-stop-se/

https://www.inlander.com/Bloglander...ns-open-as-carlyle-care-center-switches-focus
 
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Well this says two things, one Lucas is for sure given up on by the state and two this is probably where he will remain for the rest of his life.

From the link, this is for riff raff that can't transition, this is a long term place. Hence it's a bit looser. Being it's probably set to auto draw his tard bux, I don't think he will be kicked for anything aside serious fuck ups or more so to free a bed when he gets chucked into a bin/cell again.

Lucas is acting like he just moved to a deeeelux apart-ment in the sky, when really he's dropped in a left over building that a (((non profit))) is bilking tard bux from the scum of the area that no one wants to let live on their grounds.

Esp a state like WA has so many options for people with criminal backrounds, or poor credit to rent. Via programs or moving to lower cost areas.
 
Why was he banned from Churchill's?
Some weens leaked his "plans" to them and they banned him.
While all the records are not there, some people just said Lucas plans on being gross there, causing a scene or skipping bill to he's luring children for sex and some good old SOFALW calling Churchills and yelling JULLAAAAAYYYYY.

Really reality is hearing someone with a history like "the wern" is trying to solicit child sex at your establishment, is such a crazy big risk it's better to not take his tard bux.
 
Forgive my ignorance, but how strict is that? Does it only apply to people who teach in schools? Assuming Lucas was competent, he might be able to get away with being a tutor. That generally doesn't require liscences or anything in the U.S. Not sure if its the same in Washington, though.
They'll run a background check regardless. They would be in for a world of hurt if they let an obvious predator like Lucas around kids that fit his victim profile. I mean, you don't even have to run a background check for criminal convictions. Just google the idiot and the first result will you give you tons of reasons to not hire him that would hold up in court if he tried to sue for discrimination.
 
Actually I think that someone in that facility, or a few someones, are going to know an easy mark when they see one and harass him incessantly. I can't imagine he has any credibility at all, so who'll stop it? He might decide to stand up for himself but that'd be a mistake, he doesn't have the stones to follow through on it.

IRL bullying is what he needs to worry about imo
 
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