Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas (without a hint of self awareness) moaning about unsolicited dick pics. His new game is called "Cafeteria Uprising", which apparently is the most complex game of all time.
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His mania is in overdrive. As far as the 6 "college level" assignments, he's in the SEER program, which looks to be SCC's version of "special ed". He couldn't even pass remedial math in the first go, now he is retaking it.
 
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Lucas (without a hint of self awareness) moaning about unsolicited dick pics. His new game is called "Cafeteria Uprising", which apparently is the most complex game of all time.
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This is all fucking retarded and bad. I don't even feel like explaining it. But long story short, he thinks complex is good or better and requires more thought to both play and design. He's wrong, streamlining is hard. There's many ways to play chess and even in it's "bare bones" it's a wonderfully difficult game. Part of what makes it so great aside the amount of thought you can put into it, it's also so easy I often play (and let win) with a 7 year old. I play with my girl while we have dinner and chat about our day etc (still beat her 80% time) etc. That kind of flexibilty is incredible.

700 peices? So fucking what who cares? What does this mean, something has more so it's ok? That's not anything related as we have no idea what this game means. Maybe it needs more for all we know, maybe 700 is far too many.

I said I wasn't gonna break this down... so I'll stop but Lucas really can't grasp the most basic ideas of games it's really bad because he really huffs his own farts and thinks he's great at that and math. We have clear proof he's not at either .
His mania is in overdrive. As far as the 6 "college level" assignments, he's in the SEER program, which looks to be SCC's version of "special ed". He couldn't even pass remedial math in the first go, now he is retaking it.
He's in classes that high schoolers and middle schoolers get, now in a comm college I think it's good they offer but not for kids, but people whom are going back to school.

You can be a smart person work a trade and want to go back to school and you legit haven't seen trig in 20+ years. A comm college is the place to redo it . Let's be real there's a plumber out there with a wife and kids owns a home, says fuck this I'm tired of this non sense I want to be an accountant. He shouldn't be forced to cut pipes his life and he darn sure isn't ready for stat 2 off the bat. It's awesome schools give this. It's sad so many kids walk OUT of high school and need this. They shouldn't be given a diploma imho but there's a lot of money to put idiots into college, as we see with Lucas.

He's still failing it horribly.

Now let me point one last thing out, he's in 2 classes under scoring credit level, he has 6 projects going. Let's assume/pretend a 50/50 split. 3 in each? These classes aren't the grad school grind not at all. This screams to me one thing, Lucas is late on work, like he was before.
Wernie should focus on finishing the sock hop and future psychic pervert games before making new ones.
His mind changes and he literally forgets this stuff, on to next thing. I can't wait till he moves onto candle making, assuming his tard house lets him have a hot place to melt wax.
 
The "more is better" outlook fits with his weirdly binary, black-and-white way of thinking.

Remember his "Teenagers like cheese on their nachos, and cheese is aged, ergo teenagers should like an aged man (Lucas)"?

No one else thinks like this.

I don't know if it's even possible, because I don't know enough about schizophrenia or the schizotypal bipolar condition he has, but if I were a shrink or therapist trying to help Lukas, one of my first goals would be to help him realize that this manner of thought is both in error and socially problematic.

You can't use these malformed if-then statements to build up expectations about the world, and then anger when said expectations remain unmet, but that's exactly what Lucas does.

I would imagine this discrepancy, and his inability to recognize or reconcile it, is at the root of much of his anger as well.
 
From what I read about the SEER program it is entirely no credit. It is basically a way to help Speds like Lucas try to fit in with society. It in no way leads to a degree or certificate. It would be interesting to hear from folks who observe Lucas on campus. He of course is the fat bald guy wearing pajama pants.
 
Hey Kiwis!
Last week Lucas made an account on Quora, which is similar to yahoo answers. His username there is The Wern, currently no profile pic.

So far he's asked about the history of prostitution in Aberdeen, Washington and talked about his board games.

He hasn't hit on anyone and is being almost friendly, so I'm not sure if it's really him.
 
How the fuck does he work out these numbers?

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Again, we have no context aside, lots of options. No one cares it doesn't make a good game, or complex game.

He also doesn't understand the concept of complex and considers options just that. That's incorrect but that's another rant for another day. Just because lots of out comes are possible doesn't mean anything but he's hung up on it because he really thinks a big number is impressive. That's all this is really.
 
How the fuck does he work out these numbers?

These and other "makes no sense at all" posts from Lucas make me wonder if his thought processes (and those of other severe schizophrenics) might be similar to the thoughts ordinary people have in dreams? You know how some dreams kind of make sense when you wake up and remember them, but others, though they seem to make sense while you're dreaming, turn out to be completely INSANE, along the lines of, "Yeah, so, I was visiting my friends and their first-grade daughter, then realized this little first-grader was my own first-grade teacher from back in the day, and also her bedroom was the Australian Parliament because they actually live in Australia which is why she wanted me to buy her that toy kangaroo for her birthday...."

Obviously, I'm not going to insult anyone's intelligence by pointing out why such a dream is thoroughly impossible. And when you have these dreams, it never occurs to your dream-self to think "There is no freaking way a modern six-year-old can also be a retired elementary-school teacher, nor can I drive from my house in North America to anyplace in Australia...." and yet, as ridiculously obvious as this is when you're awake, when you're dreaming such insane things seem very plausible and natural. Maybe Lucas's numbers and game rules and telomere theories would make sense in a dream too.
 
How the fuck does he work out these numbers?

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I invented a game Arachnecrophilia. Two players take 10 turns throwing bits of old chewed gum at a dead spider across the room. Your score is determined by how close you get to the spider. Given that measurement can be broken down into ever smaller increments of distance to an unending degree, my game has infinite possible outcomes by only the second turn, and is therefore infinitely more complex than Cafeteria Uprising.

Arachmate, Lucas!
 
Lucas under his alt "John Smith" belongs to this FB game designers group -- https://www.facebook.com/groups/GameDesignersGuild/.

The fool didn't like a response he got from a member there and called the guy a troll. Turns out the guy he called a troll is the group administrator.

John Smith
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I made a pretty good game that took me about a month. I did change 1 rule. What's the average and shortest time it's taken you to make a pretty sweet game?

James Mathe
James Mathe
What is to gain by asking this question or more importantly by the answers to this question?


John Smith
John Smith
I don't answer questions that are mean spirited. It's pretty obvious and you're being a troll.
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James Mathe
James Mathe
How is it being a troll to ask what you think there is to gain by asking other people how long it takes them to design a game while shouting out how short it took you?

Why does it matter? How does it affect or change the game design? What lessons doe…See More
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David Grisanti
David Grisanti
James Mathe agreed
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Michael Aldridge
Michael Aldridge
Considering it's James's group, he can troll if he wants to. But in my opinion, he's not trolling. There's nothing to be gained by asking this question... and let me explain why.

Let's say a bunch of people come on here saying that they often create g…See More

David Grisanti I don't think the time question is nearly as important as what is going on within that time.

But in answer to the original question: I am relatively new to game design, having thought up of about 30 game ideas but only spend worthy time with one. The …See More

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Mike Anthony
Mike Anthony
John Smith, it is not good etiquette to call the group admin a troll.
 
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Lucas is trying to humble brag he made this game quickly, you can just smell it on his oily fat skin.

The admin was correct it's not a race to invent a new game, it's about how good something is. Lucas was underhanded trying to say look at me I invented this game so fast and it's the most complex game ever in history!

The admin probably has no idea who the fuck Lucas is, but just wanted to keep a civil board game chat.
 
Lucas asking a question, then getting mad when someone answers - peak Lucas right there.

I bet it won't be long until Lucas is banned from the group for some reason or another (all brought on himself of course).

Lucas is trying to humble brag he made this game quickly, you can just smell it on his oily fat skin.

The admin was correct it's not a race to invent a new game, it's about how good something is. Lucas was underhanded trying to say look at me I invented this game so fast and it's the most complex game ever in history!

The admin probably has no idea who the fuck Lucas is, but just wanted to keep a civil board game chat.

I like the direction this board games saga is headed, especially now that he'll be interacting with the world beyond the void that is his Twitter feed. We'll get to see him ree at the smallest bit of criticism.

I also still believe that the OP needs an edit (it hasn't been updated in two years), and all Lucas' screen names, including "John Smith" added to the title.
 
Lucas is trying to humble brag he made this game quickly, you can just smell it on his oily fat skin.

The admin was correct it's not a race to invent a new game, it's about how good something is. Lucas was underhanded trying to say look at me I invented this game so fast and it's the most complex game ever in history!

The admin probably has no idea who the fuck Lucas is, but just wanted to keep a civil board game chat.
Do you think Lucas thinks he´s a celebrity? It would fit his ego.
 
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