Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas is getting both more vile and simultaneously more incomprehensible.

There was a vid of his, waaay back, called "The background noise bigots"...it was actually scary. The entire video was his detailing how noises, mumbles thru the walls which were entirely inaudible in the video, as well as street traffic sounds, were conversation "opens" as he loves to call them, and what the necessary responses were.


He was actually floridly hallucinating auditory dialogues in the video, something we'd never seen him do and if I remember right, this was close to when he got sent to the nut house.

Anyway, his recent posts have seemed more incomprehensible than usual to me; bragging about jerking off, bizarre word structures or sentences....

Lucas is at the very least schizotypal, if not fully schizophrenic, and (as we've all noticed) he tends to follow these cycles in which he gradually becomes more bizarre, aggressive, and, frankly, insane.

If his stories of "clubbing" are to be trusted, he just nurses a drink while eye-raping the dancefloor, but he used to be too shy to even engage in a social milieu like a club, and his apprehensiveness kept him less potentially dangerous.

Lest we forget, Lucas is wandering the city, angry, crazy, dirty and frustrated. He seems to be getting more and more detached from reality.

I hope his wranglers are keeping a close eye on him; Do we know anything about that? Is he as notorious as he once was when all the Starbucks shit was going on, or have people forgotten?

Hope not. Lucas is dangerous. The video captures him at his most detached.
Ah, a classic.

"This is what some of these communist assholes do. I'm a liberal."

"They just make up shit because theyre commies, and they're re.tarded as the GOP." 🤔
 
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It really is astonishing how, the harder Lucas tries to attract a woman (or young girl who just barely qualifies as a "woman" according to local age of consent laws), the more absolutely repulsive his behavior becomes. Remember that old dysfunctional-workplace joke "the beatings will continue until morale improves?" That's his history of seduction attempts: "I'll get more repulsive and disgusting until someone falls in love with me!"

Whichever state workers are charged with overseeing him, I really hope they're paying attention and can get Lucas put back into a secure lockdown psychiatric facility.
 
Again, without revealing too much about myself, let me paraphrase some of the theory used by online risk analysts in order to identify so-called 'bad actors' on the web:

Well there are two types of child sex offender:

The benevolent molester. Named as such because they do not believe their actions cause harm. This is someone whose interest in children is not just sexual, but may also be emotional and even romantic. They may feel that they have something in common with the children themselves and could demonstrate interests/hobbies that are not in their own age group. They are often unapologetic and even proud of their pedophilia, such as with NAMBLA campaigners and 'MAPs'. Learning difficulties and mental exceptionalism is common, but functional mental health issues (ADHD, schizophrenia, depression etc) is not.

The malevolent abuser. Someone who either consciously or subconsciously seeks to harm children. Sadism is common, as demonstrated by the overlap of physical and sexual abuse in families. They may try and rationalize what they do for religious, political or just plain bizarre reasons and tend to deny being pedophiles when caught. Harm may not just be molestation, but blackmail (especially on the internet) and emotional control. They are more likely to be found possessing child pornography and having their own history of abuse or bullying. Most concerning, they are more likely to seek positions of power, especially those where they supervise children. Co-morbidities include anxiety/depression, personality disorders, ADHD and, most frequently, other paraphilias.

For the record, I think both of these groups should be euthanized.

It's clear that Lucas falls into the latter category for the following reasons:
1. Clear personality issues (AKA schizoid) and other fetishes (daddy daughter, feet etc)
2. Manipulative (not good at it, but he tries)
3. Seeks ultimate power by creating the perfect little girl for himself (like the Professor from PowerPuff Girls..)
4. Lusts for domination by controlling what people say and how they act (with his political views and social media blockings)
5. Despite all the evidence, he denies he is a pedo.

To answer your question about why he does what he does despite having nothing in common with his targets, Lucas hates young girls. He was bullied and ignored by them when he was young. He doesn’t want to love them, he wants to FUCK them. His sexual interest is one of malice.

With an M240B.
 
It really is astonishing how, the harder Lucas tries to attract a woman (or young girl who just barely qualifies as a "woman" according to local age of consent laws), the more absolutely repulsive his behavior becomes. Remember that old dysfunctional-workplace joke "the beatings will continue until morale improves?" That's his history of seduction attempts: "I'll get more repulsive and disgusting until someone falls in love with me!"

Whichever state workers are charged with overseeing him, I really hope they're paying attention and can get Lucas put back into a secure lockdown psychiatric facility.
I’m so glad we live in a world where society values this man enough to pay his way through the rest of his life using other people’s tax dollars, just waiting until he inevitably gets arrested for assaulting a young girl...instead of, you know, arranging a hunting accident.
 
Counterargument: No you're not. Even if you weren't...you, it's September. It's cold and there's bugs.

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So I've been lurking here for a while now, but I finally caved and made an account. A comment was made a page or two back that Lucas looks much older than 39 and that schizophrenics tend to age more quickly. Out of curiosity I researched this and came across something quite interesting. "Studies have also found that individuals with schizophrenia have shortened telomeres, a marker of aging"

Source: https://www.elsevier.com/about/pres...der-of-neurodevelopment-and-accelerated-aging (second paragraph down)

Looks likes his telomeres may be as short as his withered peen.
 
I’m so glad we live in a world where society values this man enough to pay his way through the rest of his life using other people’s tax dollars, just waiting until he inevitably gets arrested for assaulting a young girl...instead of, you know, arranging a hunting accident.
In Lucas's case, it would serve society to use the tax dollars to keep him locked up permanently in an all male wing of a facility.
 
I think Lucas official diagnosis is that he's bipolar and that's quite possible, bipolar people do tend to get into occasional word-salad-psychosis states worthy of commitment too. Schizophrenia not required. I do doubt that's the only thing going on with him, tho.

If you get past the revulsion with Lucas it is quite fascinating to think about how one-track he is about having a relationship and at the same time, how far,far away he is from ever having a relationship to a woman for reasons this entire almost 400-page thread is filled with. We have a lot of reptile-brained one-trick lolcows like Lucas and it's a theme with all of them. You can't even really romantisize it as it's obviously not about finding a soulmate or something more complicated like that, it's literally about finding a "young ovulator" (to use Lucas' words) to propagate the own defective genes with. You have to keep in mind, these are people that often don't even manage to brush their teeth and shower themselves with any kind of regularity. They even often have people that handle the basics of an adult life for them, like in the case of Lucas. It's funny to think about how ingrained this instinct is in people even if they're pretty broken otherwise and how clear that gets with these defectives like Lucas.
 
I think Lucas official diagnosis is that he's bipolar and that's quite possible, bipolar people do tend to get into occasional word-salad-psychosis states worthy of commitment too. Schizophrenia not required. I do doubt that's the only thing going on with him, tho.
He is shizo. Also somewhere back in the thread is screencap of Lucas's mother saying the same, he is schizo.

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So I've been lurking here for a while now, but I finally caved and made an account. A comment was made a page or two back that Lucas looks much older than 39 and that schizophrenics tend to age more quickly. Out of curiosity I researched this and came across something quite interesting. "Studies have also found that individuals with schizophrenia have shortened telomeres, a marker of aging"

Source: https://www.elsevier.com/about/pres...der-of-neurodevelopment-and-accelerated-aging (second paragraph down)

Looks likes his telomeres may be as short as his withered peen.
HAHAHAHAAAA

The ONE thing he imagined he had going for him and it turns out he’s deficient even in that.

So that’s why all the ladies avoid him in the club...they can smell his stubby little withered telomeres. They’re not ageist at all, they just don’t wanna get with a man whose telomeres are even shorter than the 22-yr old douches in the club. It all makes sense now.
 
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"coochie attached to a fully functional fertile womb"

Such a poetic and romantic way for a man to describe the woman of his dreams! I don't know why Lucas tried designing board games when clearly his real talent lies in writing lyrics for love songs:

Ovulators, accept my telomeres
in the fully functional womb attached to your coochie,
Here's a gross metaphor comparing you to soft serve ice cream
And now some bullshit about old cheese and sushi.
 
“Don’t come to this country and call me a gringo”

-Woke Werner

Trying to attach logic to #wernwisdom is futile.

If this was a normal albeit apparently racist person posting this, I'd think they meant "It's worth being called gringo because this authentic burrito is so good." But again, who the hell knows with Wern.
 
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