Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas thinks that he's 'punk as fuck'.
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Now, I'm not a punk by any stretch of the imagination, but I have seen some of that crowd, and it seems to me that tattoos are quite popular among punks.

Also I'm not sure by what metrics he considers himself a punk. I mean, I don't think 18 year old girls are deep into the punk scene, although I could be wrong.
 
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Onomatopoeicpun said:
Lucas thinks that he's 'punk as fuck'.
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Now, I'm not a punk by any stretch of the imagination, but I have seen some of that crowd, and it seems to me that tattoos are quite popular among punks.

Also I'm not sure by what metrics he considers himself a punk. I mean, I don't think 18 year old girls are deep into the punk scene, although I could be wrong.
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Lucas is about as punk as Dick Cheney's underwear.
 
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Lucas has "magic sperm" that's a super power!
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Agoraphobic Bullshit said:
From having to enter his room. Can you imagine the stench?
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How long do you think Lucas would be dead before anybody noticed he was missing? Sure, his apartment would start to smell especially bad, but I’ve had stinky neighbors before and I usually could just write that off as bad cooking, and in Lucas’ case it wouldn’t be a stretch at all. In reality, Lucas could be dead for months before the smell got so overwhelming that building management expects to do a welfare check.
 
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Krathnami said:
How long do you think Lucas would be dead before anybody noticed he was missing? Sure, his apartment would start to smell especially bad, but I’ve had stinky neighbors before and I usually could just write that off as bad cooking, and in Lucas’ case it wouldn’t be a stretch at all. In reality, Lucas could be dead for months before the smell got so overwhelming that building management expects to do a welfare check.
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I was thinking this today. A mark of a socially isolated/generally shit individual is how long it would take before people find their body at home should they expire.

Most likely it’ll be SOFALAW faggots who raise the alarm when he stops posting. Failing that it’ll be the stench of his decomposing fat body. Nobody else actually cares enough/is obligated to check on his welfare.
 
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He probably has to check in with a handler once in a while, so, most likely they would eventually knock and come into his flophouse room.

BowlOfDick said:
I was thinking this today. A mark of a socially isolated/generally shit individual is how long it would take before people find their body at home should they expire.

Most likely it’ll be SOFALAW faggots who raise the alarm when he stops posting. Failing that it’ll be the stench of his decomposing fat body. Nobody else actually cares enough/is obligated to check on his welfare.
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Onomatopoeicpun said:
Lucas thinks that he's 'punk as fuck'.
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Now, I'm not a punk by any stretch of the imagination, but I have seen some of that crowd, and it seems to me that tattoos are quite popular among punks.

Also I'm not sure by what metrics he considers himself a punk. I mean, I don't think 18 year old girls are deep into the punk scene, although I could be wrong.
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Nothing says punk like government subsidized re.tard housing, batman pants, and board games. Johnny Rotten can suck Lucas's microcock.
 
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Onomatopoeicpun said:
Lucas thinks he heard women literally begging for his telomelos and still found a reason to decline because they're too confrontational.
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WHAT DOES HE WANT?!
He wants women to approach him, but he also wants them to be shy and timid.
Timid girls are not the type that approach people. He's a fucking moron.
Does he even know what he wants?
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He wants children to dominate and control.

He wants to fuck little girls and have them call him “daddy” and control them. He also wants to be approached by women because he’s too lazy and cowardly.

Plain and simple.
 
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Lucas is such a coward that he blocks anyone who challenges his retarded viewpoints instead of standing up for his beliefs, if he was ever confronted irl we know he would be a shrieking violet. The Comrad Lucas persona would crumble away in a second to scream and cower behind police. We already have video evidence of this of him with the other troon and nothing he says could convince me otherwise. 20 bucks says Lucas punches like someone who is dreaming anyway.

Since I know he is reading this, you can’t fool anybody. You can’t fool young women into thinking you are a viable partner, you can’t fool anyone into thinking you have a career as a board game maker and you certainly can’t fool us into thinking you could fight. You need actual cardio for that fat Ass and I’d give you 3 pillow punches until you are kneeled over wheezing for air.
 
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