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the wern sent me this and then blocked me, i'm not sure if i should feel blessed or cursed
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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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That fucker is burning bridges left and right, he's even burning bridge building sites. Afterwards he's shitting all over the ashes.
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What the actual fuck
That was all just...fucking schizo insanity. And contains my new fave random.txt phrase:
“Before I get to that problem, I want to remind you that incest is wrong...”
Nobody...nobody was talking about incest, Lucas. Just you. Just you and your daughter-raping broken brain.
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just the thought of lucas even beginning to attempt to comprehend the rules of MTG
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What the fuck is an understatement. I'm honestly more thankful that he didn't try and engage in conversation.
I think his new tactic is to message random girls within his "age range" and send them whatever the hell that was. Idk what he expects out of it though, for me to open my "juicy womb" for his micropenis or something?
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lil bit of column a, lil bit of column b
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I followed him at one point to just see what he would post, that's probably what he was pulling from. I wholeheartedly regret that now.
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Ohhh the irony of Lucas whining about KF, leading people to view this very thread and seeing the truth about him.
Old pedo daddy is charging $5 to a answer questions on his website. And he's using an old picture.
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wow, love the quick seque from planetary destruction straight to young poon who won't fuck a fat schizomongo - they are totes on the same scale aren't they Wernster???
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That arrogant cow! Charging $5.00 for someone to ask him a question! We all know what the answers would be: "Telomeres, I have super sperm, blocked, get fucked, bigot, #antifa, Reee, date me or fade". He has some nerve.
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Exactly. No one's going to pay him to answer anything because everyone already knows how he feels about everything. He literally has not shut up about trying to fuck kids for years.
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It's actually kind of astonishing just how much he hasn't matured, or progressed, in his concepts.
Perhaps it's indicative of schizo?
His new website is literally STILL using cheese and alcohol as a buttress for why teenies must bang him ...even though NOONE but Lucas understands that "metaphor" at all.
Luke: just because certain aged foods taste good, doesn't mean fucking aged homeless fart pedos is ideal. No connection here. Trying to relate the two is a SYMPTOM OF YOUR MENTAL DISORDER.
Perhaps it's indicative of schizo?
His new website is literally STILL using cheese and alcohol as a buttress for why teenies must bang him ...even though NOONE but Lucas understands that "metaphor" at all.
Luke: just because certain aged foods taste good, doesn't mean fucking aged homeless fart pedos is ideal. No connection here. Trying to relate the two is a SYMPTOM OF YOUR MENTAL DISORDER.
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Looks like he uploaded some Questions that he was totally asked. Its worth a skim through just to see how he justifies being a complete creep and loser. One of my favorite parts is that he had to quit honor roll because all the girls were hitting on him and he was just so serious about his studies that he couldn't have that. Any sane person knows you can have a girlfriend and pursue academics but this must be an impossible task for him. What he is basically admitting to is that once he (though this will never happen) lands a young girlfriend he is just going to stop trying in all other aspects of life because he finally obtained his goal. What a fucking loser. Also the recent post on his Facebook about all of the people in the mental hospital telling him he was not creepy is a gem. Of course they didn't you dense fuck their entire job is to keep head cases in line why would they say anything to set them off? In terms even he might understand it's like going to a restaurant and having a bad experience. Most people are just going to bite their tongue and say it was fine when asked and then never come back because its not worth a confrontation. Only difference is those poor souls had to deal with him on a daily basis and will sadly (for them) have to deal with him soon.
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Lucas, Old Pedo Daddy, you are excellent at being a liar. You deserve an A+++++++++++++++++
ETA: No girl in her right mind wants you Old Pedo Daddy. You will die alone.
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Yea sure, no one at the mental hospital thought he was creepy. He couldn't stop being a creep, even at the mental hospital. And one girl in the mental hospital he focus his creeping on, after he got out he sent her a box with candy,chips and stuff for her birthday. The hospital sent it right back to Lucas. They know he's a creep.
ETA: No girl in her right mind wants you Old Pedo Daddy. You will die alone.
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Yea sure, no one at the mental hospital thought he was creepy. He couldn't stop being a creep, even at the mental hospital. And one girl in the mental hospital he focus his creeping on, after he got out he sent her a box with candy,chips and stuff for her birthday. The hospital sent it right back to Lucas. They know he's a creep.
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I honestly wonder if Lucas believes his own lies? I know many mentally ill people do. I believe that is characteristic of narcissists. On Lucas new very well designed website, he claims to not have MRSA and that the hunnies at the college were becoming attracted to him. We all know that he has MRSA and that no girls at that school wanted anything to do with him. We know these things because Lucas said so himself earlier.
Also, in his FAQ section, I love how condescending he is in his answers and how he takes these questions and just claims the people who are asking the questions are bigots and Nazis.
Also, in his FAQ section, I love how condescending he is in his answers and how he takes these questions and just claims the people who are asking the questions are bigots and Nazis.
His 49 yr old girlfriend 8 yrs ago. Yup, that sure says a hot 18-24 should be offering her juicy womb to the greasy, fat,bald, farting 40 yr old town psycho. He left out he went psycho on her and 400 lb Lucas ended up in jail for domestic violence.
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A good rule of thumb is that guys who have to go out of their way to tell you they aren't into butt stuff are probably into butt stuff.
He sounds like he knows what he's talking about.
A convoluted post about how millennials use call out culture to excuse their ageism against boomers. I'm at a loss trying to figure out why Lucas thinks white knighting for boomers will get him teen pussy.
He sounds like he knows what he's talking about.
A convoluted post about how millennials use call out culture to excuse their ageism against boomers. I'm at a loss trying to figure out why Lucas thinks white knighting for boomers will get him teen pussy.
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Can't learn the Wern™