Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

LightEmittingDiode said:
What do you think Lucas and his mom even talk about when she visits? Telomeres? How he made the switch to kidney beans to reduce his farts? How he went to a bar but those damn ageist 21 year olds still won’t fuck him? Lucas has a one-track lizard brain so I just can’t imagine him being able to even have a normal conversation with his own mother.
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My guess on their interaction? He acts like a teenager. His social development is so stunted that they probably have little arguments in which he moans about how misunderstood he is. I reckon they’ll go shopping together and go out for a sad early birthday meal where socialist Lucas will turn his nose up st the food. Guaranteed there’ll be at least one argument about how he hates her as she’s a capitalist.

If she’s staying for a few days, I wonder how it works with his flop house. Do they meet every day on neutral ground? Does he come to their ABnB?

I don’t envy this poor lady at all. How sad that an elderly woman has to care for her 40 year old pervert son... it would be a true mercy for all if Lucas passes away.
 
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BowlOfDick said:
My guess on their interaction? He acts like a teenager. His social development is so stunted that they probably have little arguments in which he moans about how misunderstood he is. I reckon they’ll go shopping together and go out for a sad early birthday meal where socialist Lucas will turn his nose up st the food. Guaranteed there’ll be at least one argument about how he hates her as she’s a capitalist.

If she’s staying for a few days, I wonder how it works with his flop house. Do they meet every day on neutral ground? Does he come to their ABnB?

I don’t envy this poor lady at all. How sad that an elderly woman has to care for her 40 year old pervert son... it would be a true mercy for all if Lucas passes away.
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Correction.... Lucas doesn't "turn his nose up" at ANY food. He'd eat a sewer rat if you put enough ketchup and melted cheese on it.

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I guess WWW.FATBALDERPEDO.WEEBLY.COM was taken?
 
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All that Lucas cares about is food and sex.
He's very primitive. That's why he hates christianity so much. Mankind developed religious sentiment in the middle Paleolithic. It reminds Lucas that Christians are more evolved than he is. Cavemen buried their dead. If a woman\young girl died around Lucas, he would sexually abuse her corpse and consume it afterward.
 
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Lucas is basically an actual animal...all he cares about is mating and food and everything else can go to hell because evolving into a higher mind state is stupid. And he doesn’t know any luring tactics for mating besides “LOOK I CAN BREED WITH YOU, LOOK I HAVE FOOD FOR YOU, IS ANYONE IN HEAT YET.” It’s like he doesn't even grasp that other people’s brains function on a higher level.

It’s actually impressive, it feels like any parts of his brain not related to the most basic animal urges are just damaged beyond repair. I mean at least hamsters like to run in wheels to keep in shape. Jackdaws collect shiny things and play games with sticks to amuse themselves. Lucas is even more basic than them...all he knows is eat and fuck.

Well...try to fuck. Then fail. A lot.

Luckily for him, the actual advanced humans have built an elaborate society and interconnected social and economic structure to provide him a pen, some feed and some chew toys to keep him amused.

He belongs at the zoo. If the zoo were at the bottom of a bricked-up well.
 
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AbraCadaver said:
Lucas is basically an actual animal...all he cares about is mating and food and everything else can go to hell because evolving into a higher mind state is stupid. And he doesn’t know any luring tactics for mating besides “LOOK I CAN BREED WITH YOU, LOOK I HAVE FOOD FOR YOU, IS ANYONE IN HEAT YET.” It’s like he doesn't even grasp that other people’s brains function on a higher level.

It’s actually impressive, it feels like any parts of his brain not related to the most basic animal urges are just damaged beyond repair. I mean at least hamsters like to run in wheels to keep in shape. Jackdaws collect shiny things and play games with sticks to amuse themselves. Lucas is even more basic than them...all he knows is eat and fuck.

Well...try to fuck. Then fail. A lot.

Luckily for him, the actual advanced humans have built an elaborate society and interconnected social and economic structure to provide him a pen, some feed and some chew toys to keep him amused.

He belongs at the zoo. If the zoo were at the bottom of a bricked-up well.
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This thread is a better zoo than anything physical.
 
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TalmudSperg said:
All that Lucas cares about is food and sex.
He's very primal. That's probably why he loves atheism so much. Mankind probably developed religious sentiment in the middle Paleolithic. It reminds Lucas that Christians are more evolved than he is. Cavemen buried their dead. Lucas would fuck his, eat it, or both.
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And his shit board games are the equivalent of cave paintings.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Lucas is putting inspirational quotes on his Instagram. I am thinking some of these are about Lacie. Also, some are from "narcissist recovery".
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Its amazing though, lacie was the closest he got (or will ever get) to becoming a Cute Older Daddy. It makes sense why he's so pathetically distraught.
 
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This is what the answer links to.
Stinkfist
Tool
Something has to change
Un-deniable dilemma
Boredom's not a burden
Anyone should bear
Constant over stimulation numbs me
But I wouldn't want you
It any other way
It's not enough
I need more
Nothing seems to satisfy
I don't want it
I just need it
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive
Finger deep within the borderline
Show me that you love me and that we belong together
Relax, turn around and take my hand
I can help you change
Tired moments into pleasure
Say the word and we'll be
Well upon our way
Blend and balance
Pain and comfort
Deep within you
Till you will not want me any other way
It's not enough
I need more
Nothing seems to satisfy
I don't want it
I just need it
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive
Knuckle deep inside the borderline
This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to
Relax Slip away
Something kinda sad about
The way that things have come to be
Desensitized to everything
What became of subtlety?
How can it mean anything to me
If I really don't feel anything at all?
I'll keep digging till
I feel something
Elbow deep inside the borderline
Show me that you love me and that we belong together
Shoulder deep within the borderline
Relax, turn around and take my hand
 
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This is what the answer links to.
Stinkfist
Tool
Something has to change
Un-deniable dilemma
Boredom's not a burden
Anyone should bear
Constant over stimulation numbs me
But I wouldn't want you
It any other way
It's not enough
I need more
Nothing seems to satisfy
I don't want it
I just need it
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive
Finger deep within the borderline
Show me that you love me and that we belong together
Relax, turn around and take my hand
I can help you change
Tired moments into pleasure
Say the word and we'll be
Well upon our way
Blend and balance
Pain and comfort
Deep within you
Till you will not want me any other way
It's not enough
I need more
Nothing seems to satisfy
I don't want it
I just need it
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive
Knuckle deep inside the borderline
This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to
Relax Slip away
Something kinda sad about
The way that things have come to be
Desensitized to everything
What became of subtlety?
How can it mean anything to me
If I really don't feel anything at all?
I'll keep digging till
I feel something
Elbow deep inside the borderline
Show me that you love me and that we belong together
Shoulder deep within the borderline
Relax, turn around and take my hand
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So the answer is "no I have a micropenis, but that's not a problem because I can pleasure a woman with my stinkfist"?
 
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