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Lucas having his hallucinations again, thinking girls are calling their boyfriends Daddy and complaining about the oligarchy. Neither is actually happening.
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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Garfieldchu
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And now he looks more like the 30 year old 6th grade bully from Problem Child 2 and 3.
Someday a non-ageist, non-bigot, non-classist, gorgeous 18 year old is going to see Lucas for the chiseled, socialist silver fox he really is and drain all his telomeres on the spot, forcing his haters to spontaneously combust.
Thirteen years later, their daughter and Lucas will conceive a new form of life, a deity that will remake all reality in Lucas' image. Earth will be a socialist paradise of mandatory intergenerational breeding, no flat bills, and Red Robin on every street corner in place of Starbucks, which is now a gulag where gene traitors who flirted with their own generation will toil with hard labor and reeducation courses. It's in the Bible.
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Is he whining about debit cards now?
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To be fair, even if young women call their boyfriends "Daddy", it could be a thing between them. It does not mean that they want an old, insane, gas giant.
Of course, Lucas is too stupid to consider this.
Of course, Lucas is too stupid to consider this.
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These are certainly all words
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there was no dude talking shit to lucas I bet
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These are certainly all words
That might be a quaint and quirky daydream Scrubs-esque type-of delusion if it weren’t so pitiful. Also, if it weren’t likely to have been Lucas sharting, giggling, and then snapping at some poor random person who had to witness the event.
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He definitely sounds like he's hallucinating.
Lucas "owned" a guy in 15 seconds, ha. He's a measly coward , won't take on a guy himself. He needs security guards to run to and hide behind.
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Ah yes, the Kwifaatz Teloract. He is foretold in legend.
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What is this meant to be expressing, or criticizing? I genuinely have no idea.
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The Farter must Awaken
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I think it’s about how white girls are racist. I think.
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its like that video everybody saw where the other sperg is talking shit to lucas and he does the worst dreamlike punches if lucas talked shit to random people he would get his ass kicked
Garfieldchu
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"I was walking around saying something to myself..."These are certainly all words
So he owned himself? What?
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These are certainly all words
Opening with admitting to talking to himself in public is maybe the most #honest thing the Wern has posted in quite a while.
#progress #realtalk #fisting #etc
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More lolcow posts from Lucas. Lucas calls women bitches all the time and he is a 400 lbs dude with an EBT card.
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He’s trying to talk shit about a very small minority of people in the age range that he wants to fuck (young white kids who are obsessed with hip hop despite not identifying with the lifestyle and actual stories behind said hip hop lifestyle) while simultaneously making him look like an ally to young black kids.
You ever notice he doesn't criticize black millenials? It's because he doesn't want to fuck them.
In other news...
I don't think anyone besides your mother tells you she loves you.
Another episode of white millenials are bad so they should be fucking me
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What the mother of fuck is he trying to say in that credit card one?
That the 400lb guy with the credit card is preferred to the six pack guy? Does Lucas think he is the sexy second guy (the noble EBT)? If he doesn't, isn't his whole shtick usually about hating the 'six pack guy' in general because he steals his girls? He constantly rants about guys as poor as him getting laid because he doesn't realise they offer more than money. Maybe if Lucas gets a credit card and becomes a good little capitalist, he can become the 400lb stud.