Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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I think we can all agree his preference is 17 and under. After the starschmucks incident, he had to up the age factor.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I think we can all agree his preference is 17 and under. After the starschmucks incident, he had to up the age factor.
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Platonic With Women
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I thought this was someone being loud in the hallway but leading up to this 20-30 seconds of moaning...
Is he watching porn while he's streaming?
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A bizarre story about how him laughing to himself makes women blush. I thought this might be slightly self-aware about how they think he looks like a fool, but the story is set up as a boast indicating that he thinks they are responding positively to his manic cackling out of nowhere? For such a simple story it's almost impossible to interpret because the human interactions described are so unlike real people behave and there is no rational logic to the message being delivered.
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I’m not entirely convinced he’s interacting with real people. I believe that he thinks he is.
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These young women are probably blushing because they feel Fremdschämen, or vicarious embarrassment.
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Another wild Wern sighting of him dressed to the nines
ETA: looks like he was out and about filming the video below when someone took a picture of him:
ETA: looks like he was out and about filming the video below when someone took a picture of him:
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XxxwernxxX
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This reminds me of when he first moved to Pioneer Pathway House. He started going to the McDonalds down at the corner. He saw a couple of girl employees giggling, and he took it that they thought he was cute. He'd left his change at the counter so one of the girls took it to his table. That's all it took and she was "sweetheart". It's all coming from his schizo mind.
Stick on labels? satanist, satanist, satanist, .. christian.. other, other, other. He's a known liar, and with his schizo hallucinations, can go either way.
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Wew.
This thread has been the creepiest horror novel I've ever read, and I wish I could buy a drink for every poster who made it possible.
I kept seeing people mention Lucas Werner in the Russell Greer thread so much that I finally decided to see what he's all about.
Once I saw that he honestly believed he could send messages back in time, I was hooked.
I asked a friend who is a theoretical physicist why Werner thinks this is possible, and he explained it to me thoroughly.
TL;DR Werner does not know how to science his way into winning the lottery.
But it's kinda fascinating that he believes he does, and how that delusion can give a schizo a ridiculous sense of smugness.
"Oh I know the secret to time travel, you dum dums just don't understand. I'm not stupid. You're all the stupids."
He even tried to go back to school to realize his dream, and got knocked out by a basic math class.
He didn't drop it either, the smugness just transferred over to the debate over telomeres (that word is forever ruined for me now, thanks Wern).
Certainly it's been explained why having a vintage 80's ballsack doesn't magically make him one of the most attractive men on the planet, but like his theory on time travel, it's less about the science and all about how smart it makes him feel.
This thread has been the creepiest horror novel I've ever read, and I wish I could buy a drink for every poster who made it possible.
I kept seeing people mention Lucas Werner in the Russell Greer thread so much that I finally decided to see what he's all about.
Once I saw that he honestly believed he could send messages back in time, I was hooked.
I asked a friend who is a theoretical physicist why Werner thinks this is possible, and he explained it to me thoroughly.
My physicist friend was really excited to talk about faster-than-light photons, he's spent years studying this stuff but nobody ever wants to talk about it.
After several minutes of explaining the mechanics on a quantum level, he gave an example that's a lot easier to explain to a layman.
It goes like this:
Tonight, you can walk outside and look out into the night sky, but since stars are so far away, what you're actually seeing is the light that was emitted however many light years away.
Technically, what you're observing is that star's "past", since, for all you know, that star has already exploded and turned to solar dust by now.
Here's where it gets tricky:
The closer you get to that star, the closer you'll be to that star's "present", and if you were (somehow) able to zoom back and forth from Earth to that star faster than the speed of light, you would be observing that star explode and "un-explode" back into its original form like you were playing a video forwards and backwards.
This would give observers the illusion that they're traveling "through time" by traveling faster than the speed of light.
As much as it may seem like it, this is not actually time travel.
Einstein cracked this mystery with a single word: Relativity.
Even if your theoretical spaceship were able to travel many times faster than the speed of light, and you wanted to fly to that solar system to warn anyone living there that the star will explode, your observation of time from your perspective will dilate similar to the effect of an event horizon of a black hole, but in reverse.
The faster you fly, the faster that star will age from your perspective, meaning that you'll always end up back at that location without any actual difference in time.
Did I make sense with that? Maybe not. . .
It's a very zoomed-out application of how FTL photons can "fuck with time", and how somebody with only a surface level understanding of the principle can Dunning-Kruger his way into believing he can set up cardboard stencils that block light to send messages like lottery numbers into the past to become rich.
Not only would that not work on paper, even if it did work he'd be obviously cheating and disqualified, duh.
No lotto winnings for you Wern, not ever.
After several minutes of explaining the mechanics on a quantum level, he gave an example that's a lot easier to explain to a layman.
It goes like this:
Tonight, you can walk outside and look out into the night sky, but since stars are so far away, what you're actually seeing is the light that was emitted however many light years away.
Technically, what you're observing is that star's "past", since, for all you know, that star has already exploded and turned to solar dust by now.
Here's where it gets tricky:
The closer you get to that star, the closer you'll be to that star's "present", and if you were (somehow) able to zoom back and forth from Earth to that star faster than the speed of light, you would be observing that star explode and "un-explode" back into its original form like you were playing a video forwards and backwards.
This would give observers the illusion that they're traveling "through time" by traveling faster than the speed of light.
As much as it may seem like it, this is not actually time travel.
Einstein cracked this mystery with a single word: Relativity.
Even if your theoretical spaceship were able to travel many times faster than the speed of light, and you wanted to fly to that solar system to warn anyone living there that the star will explode, your observation of time from your perspective will dilate similar to the effect of an event horizon of a black hole, but in reverse.
The faster you fly, the faster that star will age from your perspective, meaning that you'll always end up back at that location without any actual difference in time.
Did I make sense with that? Maybe not. . .
It's a very zoomed-out application of how FTL photons can "fuck with time", and how somebody with only a surface level understanding of the principle can Dunning-Kruger his way into believing he can set up cardboard stencils that block light to send messages like lottery numbers into the past to become rich.
Not only would that not work on paper, even if it did work he'd be obviously cheating and disqualified, duh.
No lotto winnings for you Wern, not ever.
But it's kinda fascinating that he believes he does, and how that delusion can give a schizo a ridiculous sense of smugness.
"Oh I know the secret to time travel, you dum dums just don't understand. I'm not stupid. You're all the stupids."
He even tried to go back to school to realize his dream, and got knocked out by a basic math class.
He didn't drop it either, the smugness just transferred over to the debate over telomeres (that word is forever ruined for me now, thanks Wern).
Certainly it's been explained why having a vintage 80's ballsack doesn't magically make him one of the most attractive men on the planet, but like his theory on time travel, it's less about the science and all about how smart it makes him feel.
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Lucas wants ass-pats.
Lucas taking the pink pill.
Lucas taking the pink pill.
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Lucas still going on about credit cards. Lucas doesn't understand that his liberal hero politicians like Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, and Andrew Yang all have money. I know Bernie Sanders has multiple houses and I read somewhere that at one time recently he had like $60,000 in credit card debt. You think any of those politicians are living in a single room in a sped home living off an EBT card? Hell no! Lucas is too exceptional to understand that. He just loves them because he thinks they will give him more free stuff and that he will have access to young women by acting like he is into them.
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Apparently, someone sent Lucas $145. I hope this is a lie. Of course he will spend it on Sushi and a new board game that will never get played because Lucas has no friends. Lucas says that this is "an ableist website that needs to be removed from cloudflare immediately!"
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Money Worshipping Liberals and Republicans
Sanders, Yang and Warren want less money in power. And yet... Questions? $5 / question. PayPal.me/ lucascolbywerner
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Apparently, someone sent Lucas $145. I hope this is a lie. Of course he will spend it on Sushi and a new board game that will never get played because Lucas has no friends. Lucas says that this is "an ableist website that needs to be removed from cloudflare immediately!"
Someone Just Sent Me $145
Just as a birthday present. No questions asked. Follow the link if you want to do the same. Questions? $5 / question. PayPal.me/lucascolbywerner
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Someone Just Sent Me $145
Just as a birthday present. No questions asked. Follow the link if you want to do the same. Questions? $5 / question. PayPal.me/lucascolbywerner
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Yea, it's coming off as a lie, especially after he made it a point of saying it was a "she". After the comments he gotten on his videos he trying to "prove" there is a woman out there that likes him to send him the money.Lucas still going on about credit cards. Lucas doesn't understand that his liberal hero politicians like Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, and Andrew Yang all have money. I know Bernie Sanders has multiple houses and I read somewhere that at one time recently he had like $60,000 in credit card debt. You think any of those politicians are living in a single room in a sped home living off an EBT card? Hell no! Lucas is too exceptional to understand that. He just loves them because he thinks they will give him more free stuff and that he will have access to young women by acting like he is into them.
Money Worshipping Liberals and Republicans
Sanders, Yang and Warren want less money in power. And yet... Questions? $5 / question. PayPal.me/ lucascolbywerner
Apparently, someone sent Lucas $145. I hope this is a lie. Of course he will spend it on Sushi and a new board game that will never get played because Lucas has no friends. Lucas says that this is "an ableist website that needs to be removed from cloudflare immediately!"
Someone Just Sent Me $145
Just as a birthday present. No questions asked. Follow the link if you want to do the same. Questions? $5 / question. PayPal.me/lucascolbywerner
Someone Just Sent Me $145
Just as a birthday present. No questions asked. Follow the link if you want to do the same. Questions? $5 / question. PayPal.me/lucascolbywerner
ETA:
Just saw what he put on there: He's really, really money hungry. $5 a question, now send him money for his birthday.
"Just as a birthday present. No questions asked. Follow the link if you want to do the same."
ETA 2:
More auditory hallucinations from Lucas:
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Lucas posting more about how he deserves an attractive girlfriend between the ages of 18-24. But they need to either make a YouTube video professing their love for him or send him $5.00 on PayPal, that proves they are not a troll or catfish. Such an entitled autistic cow Lucas is. Ugly fatty should take what he can get, which is probably nothing.
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Lucas back to using his dad's property as bait. " dad almost died, imagine if we had children, he has 12 acres of land"
And his dad is not communicating with him.
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What the heck is going on with the mental health system in Spokane. The hallucinations, no young women wanting his offer of his "magical sperm", building up his rage. He's worse now than when he was put into the mental hospital last time.
And his dad is not communicating with him.
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What the heck is going on with the mental health system in Spokane. The hallucinations, no young women wanting his offer of his "magical sperm", building up his rage. He's worse now than when he was put into the mental hospital last time.
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JuniperFalls
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It's rather sad how after living in that flophouse room for however long now, it doesn't look like Lucas has done a single thing to make it more "home-like," or at least less ugly and gloomy. Nothing on the walls except dirt spots. He spent a small fortune buying board games he will never even get to play, but never thought to buy so much as a colorful dollar-store plastic box to hold (and hide) the roll of toilet paper he keeps in his room, or look for a wall hanging or a framed picture plus a decorative knickknack or two in a thrift store, or even put up a couple of posters with tape.
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Is it A-logging if i sneak up behind him and clip his fucking stupid ugly hair real fast
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Don't do it. And don't post asking before you do it.
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Answer the question like a man instead of a snarky faggot, please.
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Of course his middle name is a kind of fucking cheese.
Lucas posting more about how he deserves an attractive girlfriend between the ages of 18-24. But they need to either make a YouTube video professing their love for him or send him $5.00 on PayPal, that proves they are not a troll or catfish. Such an entitled autistic cow Lucas is. Ugly fatty should take what he can get, which is probably nothing.
Anti-Theism Is The Most Reasonable
Questions? $5 / question. PayPal: PayPal.me/lucascolbywerner Instagram: lucaswerner79