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So true. I even try to watch the longer ones with the playback on 1.5-2.0x so I can speed through it and find his most incriminating lines, but even that is so daunting to do.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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So true. I even try to watch the longer ones with the playback on 1.5-2.0x so I can speed through it and find his most incriminating lines, but even that is so daunting to do.
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Looks like the Lolcow figured out how to turn off comments on his YouTube videos. Now he won't have to listen to all the meth cackling coming from the comments.
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Haha, what a big fat coward.
The guy who threatened violence against Trump supports ("How does it feel knowing you're as GOOD AS DEAD!!") couldn't handle a little light banter from the 2-8 people who watch his insane rants.
Bernie's revolution is disappointed in you, Lucas.
Edit: In the "This Will Make You Cry" video Lucas repeats at least 4 times that "You'll forgive Bill Clinton for being a pedophile but you won't forgive me for the things I did!", even saying Bill Clinton raped a 3 year old (???!).
Look, I pretty much despise the Clintons, but the meme is that Bill Clinton is a RAPIST, NOT a pedophile.
(Mainly because there's multiple named accusers who have testified about Bill's behavior around adult women, and none exist regarding any pedophilic activity.)
How did you fuck that one up so badly Lucas?
You can't stand being accused of pedophilia without evidence but you'll do the same thing to a Democrat rockstar like Bill Clinton?
The guy who threatened violence against Trump supports ("How does it feel knowing you're as GOOD AS DEAD!!") couldn't handle a little light banter from the 2-8 people who watch his insane rants.
Bernie's revolution is disappointed in you, Lucas.
Edit: In the "This Will Make You Cry" video Lucas repeats at least 4 times that "You'll forgive Bill Clinton for being a pedophile but you won't forgive me for the things I did!", even saying Bill Clinton raped a 3 year old (???!).
Look, I pretty much despise the Clintons, but the meme is that Bill Clinton is a RAPIST, NOT a pedophile.
(Mainly because there's multiple named accusers who have testified about Bill's behavior around adult women, and none exist regarding any pedophilic activity.)
How did you fuck that one up so badly Lucas?
You can't stand being accused of pedophilia without evidence but you'll do the same thing to a Democrat rockstar like Bill Clinton?
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Fatal Walter
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Dislikes don't actually disadvantage you on youtube as far as the algorithm goes. They just get combined with likes and used as one type of engagement. I guess someone could decide not to watch it but a lot of the time someone will want to see how bad something is to get 0 likes and 30 dislikes. Disabling comments hurts you, though. I'm sure eventually the dislikes will annoy him enough that he figures out how to hide likes/dislikes and then he'll really be shouting into the void. Not that I really have to detail how Lucas sucks at youtube.
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Look at this leech making a video of himself shaking his head! If it weren't for the tax payers, Lucas would be on the streets pushing a stolen shopping cart around with unplayed board games in it. But he thinks he is the enlightened one and society is wrong for not giving him an 18 year old wife! Damn bigots, damn oligarchy! "Antifa, spring forth, and get me more handouts!"
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WhiskerBiscuit
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given that he has mania and depression, he would not be diagnosed with schizophrenia. It’s schizoaffective disorder whenever there is co-occurring mood symptoms. Schizoid and Schizotypal are personality disorders.
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Lucas ‘liberal’ Werner face-to-face with Hitler. What does he bring up? Of course...
He truly is a piece of shit isn’t he?
[Facepalm] So now he thinks the main problem with Hitler is that he was an "agephobe?"
Ironically, given how Hitler was 23 years older than his girlfriend Eva Braun, Lucas ought to hold him up as a role model for a cross-generational ideal matching.
Trainwreck
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I've had enough internet for today. Lucas said he thinks that doctors and burger flippers should be paid the same wage.
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He also admits he doesn’t have a job because he is lazy so atleast there is that. Also claimed he would want to be in the bourgeoisie class if possible solely to eat more so that exposed the front of equal pay not even a minute after he expressed it
Trainwreck
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Here are two more shitty pics of the Wern. I swear, my camera is not shitty, but it's hard to get quality pics while I'm driving. He was standing outside because a firetruck was outside working on god knows what. There were at least 10 homeless people milling around.
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Right, because someone who spent years in medical school and someone performing unskilled labor should get the same pay. I'm all for people making a fair and livable wage, but no. This lazy dumbass has no idea what it takes to accomplish becoming a doctor. He doesn't even know how it is to work day in and day out serving burgers and fries. He sits around eating and lounging all day. He literally contributes nothing.
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The biggest thing that flies past Lucas isn't just thinking that in the future we'll have interdimensional luxury gommunism. Without certain technological breakthroughs, our quality of life is going to slowly go down, and poor government spending will cause increasing levels of voter dissent. What we'll actually see is that people like him being rewarded in the small ways that they are will be considered a lesson from history on how not to run a society, and that rewarding those most disruptive to society is increasingly against the moral good. Even under true communism this workshy piece of shit will be REAL homeless - i.e. no cushy institutions paid by the state to give free rooms for his pedo ass to rot in, no McDonalds tugboat - he'll be living under a bridge, or in jail for his many thought crimes or just being a gross misfit. A freak like him requires a culture of hypercapitalist individualism to even be tolerated and not pilloried on the streets.
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Lol Lucas has a response to this
And he also says his mommy and daddy will hire him a lawyer to fight the mean nasty Kiwis in court!
Trainwreck
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this is the best. People in WA state specifically, can take pictures of people anywhere in a public space. The only way it would be illegal is if the person was in a place where reasonable privacy is due, i.e., a bathroom. Dressing room, or inside a residence. Sorry Luke, like I said, if you are out in public, I'll take your picture. Enjoy getting the police to pay more attention to you dumbass.Edt: I guess Luke has forgotten all the pictures he took of people drinking coffee, and the gal at the library in olympia....funny how a crazy person's mind conveniently forgets he does the same.
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Man he never learns. Anyone is fair game to be photographed and recorded in public and that is where the pictures were taken, the police would just shoo him out and his parents would just not call him back. This site has survived far worse legal notices, someone posting perfectly legal pictures wouldn't even be a blip on the radar.
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Amusing that he doesn't like his picture taken, but was crying about how he got in trouble for filming girls at the clubs/bars, records little kids playing in the park, and takes pictures of girls in the library. Boohoo, ya creep.
That is the best picture I've ever seen of him, he should be thanking you. He should also consider making it his main profile picture.
That is the best picture I've ever seen of him, he should be thanking you. He should also consider making it his main profile picture.
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What a coward. He has all comments turned off. Hey Mucus, what if some 16-year-old prime ovulater wants to get in touch? What then?
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I just came up with a better game then any of the failed board-games our boy has come out with. Take a shot every time he mentions how funny he is, now you might end up getting alcohol poisoning but as far as i'm concerned that is just as fun as playing a board game alone.
But really, is there any record of him actually telling a joke? I mean if he just went on stage and said "My whole existence" i'm sure that would slay the crowd but like the rest of his so called humor that is really just people laughing AT him, not with him.
Trainwreck
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Ohhhh, the Spokane Comedy Club is here downtown, There is open mike on Wednesdays. C'mon down Puke!
I just came up with a better game then any of the failed board-games our boy has come out with. Take a shot every time he mentions how funny he is, now you might end up getting alcohol poisoning but as far as i'm concerned that is just as fun as playing a board game alone.
But really, is there any record of him actually telling a joke? I mean if he just went on stage and said "My whole existence" i'm sure that would slay the crowd but like the rest of his so called humor that is really just people laughing AT him, not with him.
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Lucas talking about how he is going to sue Kiwi Farms..."A lawyer would be appointed for me". No, Lucas. I know everything is handed to you because you are too lazy and unwilling to work, but, the government will not give you a lawyer to file a civil suite against someone. Maybe you can contact fellow Lolcow, Russell Greer? He is basically a lawyer and has filed various lolsuites. Yours can be another one!