Yes, step niece via his stepdad.
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He's really pushing his "I want to be rich" scam using the homeless. The devious low life bottom dweller will stop at nothing to put cash in his pocket without having to go out and work.
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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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He's really pushing his "I want to be rich" scam using the homeless. The devious low life bottom dweller will stop at nothing to put cash in his pocket without having to go out and work.
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Notice with this new outrageous bullshit, he's been saying 'We' when referencing his hobo fund. 'We are asking for a minimum of 5 dollars"
Yup, the "we" in Lucas speak is "me, myself, and I".
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Remember when DStecks gave Chris-Chan a chunk of cash in exchange for Chris's promise to promptly make a bunch of comic pages, and Chris made a few and then got bored once he realized he could just keep the money?
This is like that. Whoever is giving money to Lucas is probably doing so with the hope of gaining some level of influence over Lucas, which of course he will never get.
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If you donate $100 you can own half his hobo fund?
At this rate he might unintentionally commit fraud, or at the very least get booted off PayPal.
Hey Mucous, since you obviously read this thread- If someone ACTUALLY gave you money you’d immediately post proof to “show those haters” and convince more people to donate. The fact that you don’t (can’t) shows that you’re lying. Most people DON’T think this way, but you clearly do.
In your mind people post videos of themselves on YouTube kissing to prove a point to you.
At this rate he might unintentionally commit fraud, or at the very least get booted off PayPal.
Hey Mucous, since you obviously read this thread- If someone ACTUALLY gave you money you’d immediately post proof to “show those haters” and convince more people to donate. The fact that you don’t (can’t) shows that you’re lying. Most people DON’T think this way, but you clearly do.
In your mind people post videos of themselves on YouTube kissing to prove a point to you.
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Fellow ladies of Kiwi, raise your hands if you’ve ever had gay sex. Just to annoy Mister Women Should Be Baby Factories To Aging Men.I Love that he eats it with His hands.
Like you said, he seems torn between this pose of anticapitalism....and saying, literally in one of the last few days videos, that he wants to be bourgeoisie.
He is a constant moment to moment contradiction. This morning he said that people are "sexual Puritans" if they don't approve of his teen fetish, because they're ok with gay sex and interracial.
His unspoken point was obviously "I Lucas Werner don't complain about things that gross ME out, like blacks and gays, so YOU should ignore the gross things that Lucas does."
Seriously, his disdain for gays is obvious: it's his ubiquitous default insult. No one is getting aroused by his bare acres of flesh, but why should such arousal from his brother be recounted as a witty comeback? "Don't get a boner looking at lucas, fag!" he seems to say in all but words.
His constant supposedly scientific demands for proof have met his own unwillingness to prove ANYTHING he says....and instead of being stymied by the inherent contradiction, both contrary ideas existing side-by-side, unaware of the contradiction they suggest.
This is Lucas:
-Farting and preening
-Claiming nonviolence while threatening his viewers
-Attacking homophobia while accusing his critics of gay sex, as if that's a bad thing?
-Demanding proof and offering none
-Dropping scientific terms and mentioning Lujon Wang while failing basic math and science and dropping out of remedial college classes
-Saying that things in his past are irrelevant, while angrily recounting his brothers apparently VERY relevant argument over a chicken mcnugget..
....from 10 years ago
He's a mess of unexplored, unaware contradictions.
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Lucas mixes what looks to be 5-6 shots of brandy with generic black cherry seltzer.
That sounds almost nauseating enough to be his signature drink:
"A Greasy Wern"
Mix 5 fingers of brandy (symbolizing the 5 fingers you jerk off with and all the girls named Brandie you'll never screw) with half a glass of black cherry seltzer, (black cherry for all the virgin hymens you'd like to pound black and blue, and seltzer for the foul gas you constantly emit) pour into a greasy tumbler, (just like how you'd love to pour yourself into a Tumblr-aged chick) and serve slightly warm and sweaty.
Serves 1, alone, forever.
My hand is not visible but I will let you know its status if you post me 5$.
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I'm not a part of them, but SOFALAW has got to be beside themselves over the latest Lucas antics. I mean, we just document and laugh at what an Lolcow he is but they take it further. With him claiming to be getting money by being a panhandler on YouTube. I am wondering if they are trying to sabotage this latest scheme? I saw a screenshot that someone sent the social service agency that runs the flophouse that houses Lucas advising them of his antics. Any word on that front on what the chatter is?
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I wouldn't shed a tear if he got his tugboat docked.
After his scam makes him a billionaire, he'll pay a woman $100,000. to go out with him.
His scam is far reaching, He wants earth to give him the cash. Here he'll give $100,000. to instagram followers he likes.
His scam is far reaching, He wants earth to give him the cash. Here he'll give $100,000. to instagram followers he likes.
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Are any college students, though?
Wisest decision I've seen him documented to have made.
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SOFALAW is for the most part much more normie in their member demographics compared to this thread. It’s active members are all old millennials/young generation x and don’t organize or do anything beyond reporting him to local authorities or setting up minor traps to get a rise out of him. They don’t come close to the maliciousness of 4chan or the like.
Just like any group of people online who stalk a cow there’s a clear group of insiders who regularly post new content that I would assume have a smaller FB group to prevent leaks (this is how Lucas came to the conclusion I was chloe patterson) and this would be where a lot of these things would be discussed. I’d be surprised if they didn’t have a smaller admin group because there is far less info these days from people who directly correspond with him.
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Someone did give him money - the government; like they do at the beginning of every month because he doesn’t know how to keep his own pathetic ass alive.
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Lucas has always been an entitled fat ass, but this new thing of begging for money on YouTube is really taking the cake. And if you want to help the homeless in Spokane, I am sure there are legit non profit organizations you can donate to instead of giving money to Lucas who will just buy himself sushi and board games and maybe some cheap brandy.
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doesn't he realize that millennials aren't 18 anymore and are actually in their mid 20s-30s????
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He modified it to "millennials and zoomers/gen z" at one point, but as with everything about Lucas's age-range, it's all code. He's saying millennials, but he means gen z, without getting the heat for being an increasingly ageing schizo man targeting sub-20s.
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Lucas has an admonishment for us all:
Then I wonder why burritos aren't in your attraction sign offers, then? Offer some cheap burrito covered with liquid plastic cheese slop, I'm sure that'll get the girls running. Why don't you show off your "home cooked" meals any more? Banned from the kitchen?
Nice to put the burrito directly on the tray that people push into contact with bins to empty them btw, I'm sure the restaurant carefully washes them every time they go back into the pile(!). Maybe if you're lucky you'll pass on MRSA to somebody.
We're also getting yet more good little capitalist market exploitation/pyramid scam videos from him, because he doesn't see the problem with that.
Then I wonder why burritos aren't in your attraction sign offers, then? Offer some cheap burrito covered with liquid plastic cheese slop, I'm sure that'll get the girls running. Why don't you show off your "home cooked" meals any more? Banned from the kitchen?
Nice to put the burrito directly on the tray that people push into contact with bins to empty them btw, I'm sure the restaurant carefully washes them every time they go back into the pile(!). Maybe if you're lucky you'll pass on MRSA to somebody.
We're also getting yet more good little capitalist market exploitation/pyramid scam videos from him, because he doesn't see the problem with that.
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Lucas deleted about 4 (5?) of his latest videos where he was baiting people with offers of money to get them to send him money.
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In where Werner says women who complain about capitalism should date poor people with EBT cards.
Not doing so is also agephobic, somehow.
"I've got papers on my Instagram that show older men produce children with stronger DNA"
I like that one Facebook commenter who told Werner "There's no such thing as strong DNA, otherwise, name the animal with the strongest DNA."
Wern had no answer, of course.
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YouTube removed them due to the gambling aspect. PayPal also seems to have suspended his account in some way, you can’t donate to him via PayPal anymore.