Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas logic:
Mom: [Says one negative or pessimistic thing about Lucas]
Lucas: "I'm cutting you out of my life entirely now."
Mom: [dies someday]
Everyone (to Lucas): "You don't get any inheritance now."
Lucas: "Ya know what? Didn't matter. I don't love money."
Everyone (to the dead mom for some reason): "Wow, you're a whore!"


No point in trying to make sense of it, this is apparently just what Lucas believes.

Lucas: "If I don't get a girlfriend by 40, I'm not going to hold you all accountable, but I am going to say 'atheism wins'."
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It's a message to his mother. She told him the truth which he doesn't want to hear, so he cut her out. He's a greedy POS so he still expects a chunk of money when she dies. He's trying to manipulate his mom by telling her if she doesn't leave him money "they" are going to call her a whore. There is no "they", it's all Lucas. Lucas calling her a whore.
 
Lucas: "If I don't get a girlfriend by 40, I'm not going to hold you all accountable, but I am going to say 'atheism wins'."
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Pretty sure he means "If I don't get a hottie on/by my 40th birthday there is no God. What kind of God denies me, Lucas Werner, what I'm entitled to?"
I think you're right.

It's amazing how casually he throws around the condemnation of others as "narcissists" when Lucas's criteria for the existence of God is whether Lucas Werner gets his dick wet.

Think about this:

If I don't get laid, god doesn't exist.

It shows us that even Lucas's much-touted atheism is just reactionary edginess from an unsatisfied life.

I've noticed this with him before: he claims to hate things that he can't have, like a little kid saying "Fine! I didn't want it anyway!"

He claims he hates TV. But when he stayed with Daniel, he was more than happy to brag about Netflix being on the TVs in every room of the apartment, and try to use this as bait to get teenage girls to come hang out.

He constantly whines about people that show off their material wealth, but the one aspect of material wealth that he has, all of his expensive useless board games, he's so happy to have in the background of every video that he shoots. He's ostentatious enough to want to display the small degree of wealth that he has, even if it impresses no one. He also criticized Millennials buying fancy drinks at bars, and yet he still waves his empty brandy bottle in front of the camera, because he's so proud that he bought it. In this sense he brags about alcohol and pot like a little kid, a teenager who thinks he's sooooo bad.

TL;DR For all his high-minded poses of morality, Lucas has no actual morals. He's simply trying to put a positive gloss on his inability to have the possessions that all normal people his age have managed to afford. In this sense, all of his criticisms are rendered the jealous bitching of an angry tard.
 
Lucas: "If I don't get a girlfriend by 40, I'm not going to hold you all accountable, but I am going to say 'atheism wins'."
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Pretty sure he means "If I don't get a hottie on/by my 40th birthday there is no God. What kind of God denies me, Lucas Werner, what I'm entitled to?"

Who does he fucking think God is, some kind of pimp or procurer for whores for Lucas?
 
This man is disgusting.

in other news, water continues to be wet.

The insane pedo has put out a warning to the young women in Spokane. He has 1 rule, show him disrespect and he'll cut her off. She can give him all the love, energy, time, gifts, sex, money, make him a millionaire, but disrespect him, she is cut off. Doesn't matter how long she's been married to the pedo, disrespect him and she's done. He's got this super sperm, google it.

Hey Lucas, young women do google and to their horror find out you are a flaming psycho and pedo. Enjoy your Incel life, ha, ha.


Lucas would wear a latex horse suit with a My Little Pony rainbow tailplug crammed up his filthy bunghole every goddamn day and call his girlfriend Your Majesty while she spit on him, if it meant he was finally getting laid.

Hell, he’d wear a muzzle and nipple clamps in public for her, if she was actually between the ages of 18-24 and attractive. He is THAT feckin desperate.
 
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He constantly whines about people that show off their material wealth, but the one aspect of material wealth that he has, all of his expensive useless board games, he's so happy to have in the background of every video that he shoots. He's ostentatious enough to want to display the small degree of wealth that he has, even if it impresses no one. He also criticized Millennials buying fancy drinks at bars, and yet he still waves his empty brandy bottle in front of the camera, because he's so proud that he bought it. In this sense he brags about alcohol and pot like a little kid, a teenager who thinks he's sooooo bad.
Absolutely. He was all too excited to be a PayPal billionaire when he was living that shortlived r.etarded fantasy.
 
I think you're right.

It's amazing how casually he throws around the condemnation of others as "narcissists" when Lucas's criteria for the existence of God is whether Lucas Werner gets his dick wet.

Think about this:

If I don't get laid, god doesn't exist.

newest video is all about how narcissists project when accused of narcissism. Which he then proceeds to do while making blanket statements.
He is clearly reading the thread, getting angry, then saying, “nuh-uh, y’all are!”

hey Lucas, I’ll be in Spokane for Christmas. I’ll meet you to debate. I don’t need anonymity.Are you willing to meet?
 

He wants the world to end because he can't get a girlfriend. But the rest of us are the problem. The whole world is messed up and Lucas is superior to everyone else. What a pathetic rage-filled clown.
 
Lucas only hears mumbles, his hallucinations are clogging his dumb ears.

Hey Lucas:

You've been a great crowd, buddy! Have a great night! Hahahahaha!

PS - I'm going through Spokane for New Year's. I'll be @WhiskerBiscuit 's second.....for the debate. I'll bring the glove for the cheek slapping. You do me a dishonor, sir!


PPS The BEST part of this video Whiskers mentioned is when our furious raging telomerincel (TM) says "I'll beat your ass...." (He remembers going to tard jail for violent threats) ".....with DEBATE!" (In his potato head he thinks: Good job, we fooled em!)
 
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I'll beat your ass

He made be laugh. After he's proven himself to be a coward, he still plays the macho "tough guy" in his video.

Hey Lucas, listen to this. Guess what, you're never getting a miracle.


ETA:
He's alone jiggling his moobs while other people are at the clubs. Should he kill himself , nah, he's got long telomeres (that no right thinking girl wants).

 
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The mania is just pouring off of him in the most buffalo bill way ever. Hes single, the world should end, you can take these kindergarten safety scissors and do your worst! His hairs so greasy it looks like he has his head out a window on the highway and his titties jiggle like a bowl of jello. But it's obviously not him. Agephobes 😡 any bets on how long it is now until he gets another visit from the men in the little whit coats? I feel like the 40th birthday is going to be his final straw.
 

The mania is just pouring off of him in the most buffalo bill way ever. Hes single, the world should end, you can take these kindergarten safety scissors and do your worst! His hairs so greasy it looks like he has his head out a window on the highway and his titties jiggle like a bowl of jello. But it's obviously not him. Agephobes 😡 any bets on how long it is now until he gets another visit from the men in the little whit coats? I feel like the 40th birthday is going to be his final straw.

That look at the end... What a smug bastard.
 
That look at the end... What a smug bastard.
He's good at smug looks on video.

Hope those smug looks will be enough to keep him happy when he spends another birthday alone.

Don't be fooled by his bravado. He thinks projecting arrogance attracts girls and bothers us, when both laugh at his plump little cheeks trying to remember how to grin in his fart cave.

The real Lucas always comes out before long: angry, spastic, confused, and entitled.

Like a little baby. With obese bitch tits.

Boy those puppies can jiggle.

Get some tassels for those bad boys, bro! The world's first topless Incel comedian!

Telomere Burlesque!
 
Lucas can't hang out with zoomers. He's got those middle aged long telomeres. If he opens up about his long telomeres, the girls will not want to fuck young guys. He can't do that to the young guys.

Yea, that's the reason the zoomer girls aren't banging on his door to have sex with him. Lucas hasn't "opened up" about his middle aged long telomeres.

 
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Check this out Werner, this is how you science your way into a girl's pants,
all you have to do is graph your interests scientifically and your odds of success are...
oh...
Oh I see.
Well, there's no arguing with science ya know, it's the ultimate authority right?
 
I was holding onto this for a few days but I'm gonna post now:

I contacted Dan Eisenberg, the UW scientist that Lucas name drops to support his pedophilia. Dan knows Lucas is nuts, but doesn't know what to do.

Here's my email and his response:

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Thank you, for contacting Mr. Eisenberg. So he's been aware of Lucas's insanity, and misinterpretation of his work. As we already knew, Lucas doesn't have a foot to stand on and there is the proof.
 
I was holding onto this for a few days but I'm gonna post now:

I contacted Dan Eisenberg, the UW professor that Lucas name drops to support his pedophilia. Dan knows Lucas is nuts, but doesn't know what to do.

Here's my email and his response:

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I feel for Dr. Eisenberg. Imagine working day in and day out in a lab to enrich science and better human lives, but knowing someone is publicizing your life's work as an excuse to rape kids.
 
Lucas can't hang out with zoomers. He's got those middle aged long telomeres. If he opens up about his long telomeres, the girls will not want to fuck young guys. He can't do that to the young guys.

Yea, that's the reason the zoomer girls aren't banging on his door to have sex with him. Lucas hasn't "opened up" about his middle aged long telomeres.

Thats quite the magnanimous pivot away from "it should be illegal for men under 35 to have sex."
 
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