Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Rather than taking slow and permanent steps to change this, Lucas wants the quick fix of vicarious ego, proxy worthiness.
To be just aware enough that you realize that you are sub optimal and at the same time knowing that there is no cure. Even if he did everything he could to get as well as he could, he will never be "normal".
He was born at the wrong time and wrong place. Perhaps 600 years ago he would not stand out, he would be just another serf working in the fields and just subsisting like most everyone else.
He clings to his delusion of the one thing that makes him worthy....that region of repetitive nucleotide sequences at each end of a chromosome, those incredibly sexy, amazingly lengthy telomeres. It's Science, Bitches!
 
If I am not mistaken, he wears the tried and true of the late 80's early 90's LA Looks. I recall seeing it on his dining table, where he keeps pretty much anything.

Oof, that's a smell memory from my older siblings I'd forgotten about.

That stuff smelled like straight up rubbing alcohol that someone dumped a little bit of cheap perfume into and it was always so shiny-crunchy looking, no matter how little of it was used.
 
Have there been any more unlisted YT videos from Patreon leaked other than "Let's Go Out And Eat Something Expensive"?


There's something telling about this video. On a basic level it's funny because this Neanderthal thinks he can virtue signal for woke pussy on one side, but spew things like this and imagines it won't make that entire audience despise him. But other than using every piece of hate-speech he can think of (slurs against homosexuals - numerous - the mentally disabled, women, etc, his usual targets) the only one he doesn't use is the n-word or slurs against other ethnicities. I think this indicates that on a subconscious level Lucas isn't forcing out the slurs he used here to 'fight back' by saying things he doesn't believe in. His anti-racist shtick appears to be ingrained (perhaps partially through cultural taboo), which makes the rest of the words use uses appear like things he is far more comfortable saying and potentially agrees with behind all his fake progressive bluster.

Lucas regularly leaks hatred for women and gay men in general, and this is a little more evidence towards this.
 

This one is my favourite. He asks what could a GenX guy do to attract a Gen Z girl?

I don’t know, Lucas. How about any of the below:

Get a job. Patreon isn’t it either.
Earn your own money rather than just mooching off society.
Get your own place with its own bathroom. Most girls like to practice good hygiene.
On that subject, maybe not be so greasy.
Offer something, anything, to a prospective partner rather than just reeeing to YouTube all day.

Really not difficult.
 
Lucas must have been reading here the last couple days, because I think he just gifted me one of my top 3. Top 5 at least.

ETA: Lucas admits he "kinda wants to be bourgeoisie," and talks about how you can find inspiration from something other than religion, like "science, Ted Talks, big things."

Today had a lot of good content. Keep up the good work, ya creepy boomer.
 
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Lucas used to talk about how he could no longer feel one of his feet after being homeless for so long.
He doesn't anymore, so I assumed it had healed, apparently he's just been refusing to bring it up.
In a video within the last couple of weeks he said his feet hurt. Likely due to damage already caused by his diabetes.

This one is my favourite. He asks what could a GenX guy do to attract a Gen Z girl?

I don’t know, Lucas. How about any of the below:

Get a job. Patreon isn’t it either.
Earn your own money rather than just mooching off society.
Get your own place with its own bathroom. Most girls like to practice good hygiene.
On that subject, maybe not be so greasy.
Offer something, anything, to a prospective partner rather than just reeeing to YouTube all day.

Really not difficult.
He'd need to do a complete turn around and stop being who he is, the insane pedo POS "Lucas Werner". It would require a brain transplant.
 
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Dream Chaser has a playlist on her channel dedicated to Lucas. I laughed so hard when I came across this one:

 
It's a sight to see. I have never been close enough to smell him, but he has been wearing the same pair of dirty blue jeans and a grubby jacket for sometime now. Extremely greasy hair. I have heard on this forum people have witnessed that he has a shuffle. That must be when he was medicated, because now he does this long 1920s black and white cartoonish stride. He goes up and down very awkwardly with each step, and swings his arms like a gorilla. Imagine a system of pulleys and pistons interconnected but in slow motion. That is how he walks.

And you are correct, makes eye contact with no one. Sits alone, eats extremely fast, gets seconds, finishes, and then stares into space a bit and leaves.
Does Lucas really sit there and record videos for YouTube alone at the table like a weirdo? Is he famous enough in Spokane that his reputation preceded him to the point y’all knew who he was when he walked in the door?
If I am not mistaken, he wears the tried and true of the late 80's early 90's LA Looks.
They say your fashion choices reflect the “best” years of your life because you never move on which I guess means Lucas’ life has sucked since the 80s.
 
It makes the insane pedo happy to call people names. The town psycho must think everyone that calls him creep etc is from KF and/or SOFALAW. If people can't stand the heat of his name calling, get out of the kitchen. The insane fool says this when he disables comments and blocks people/comments from his social media.

Note to Lucas: You admitted that reading KF gives you a massive headache. I'd tell you to get out of the kitchen, but that would mean you'd have to leave your filthy hole of a room.


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Only got as far as his start off lie. Yea sure, a young chick goes by and tells the town psycho to get clit. The insane pedo and his endless stream of lies.

 
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It makes the insane pedo happy to call people names. The town psycho must think everyone that calls him creep etc is from KF and/or SOFALAW. If people can't stand the heat of his name calling, get out of the kitchen. The insane fool says this when he disables comments and blocks people/comments from his social media.

Note to Lucas: You admitted that reading KF gives you a massive headache. I'd tell you to get out of the kitchen, but that would mean you'd have to leave your filthy hole of a room.


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Only got as far as his start off lie. Yea sure, a young chick goes by and tells the town psycho to get clit. The insane pedo and his endless stream of lies.

Not sure if these are "lies," per se. He's made numerous comments about people walking past him and saying random gibberish. Just as likely to be auditory hallucinations.
 
I like how instead of using a single actual tag on his youtube video he just adds a series of offensive hashtags, making sure the algorithm tries to bury him even more. It's like the opposite of what you're supposed to do. creep.png
 
I like how instead of using a single actual tag on his youtube video he just adds a series of offensive hashtags, making sure the algorithm tries to bury him even more. It's like the opposite of what you're supposed to do.View attachment 1048175
To be fair he is a creepy faggot r33 tard bigot so he might be tagging himself in the post.
 
That's the most autistic war dance, ever. Some spazzing territorial monkey display.

It is difficult, and unrewarding, for a guy to accept that he is a social and sexual nothing. A guy will cling to anything that preserves the illusion he is something. Lucas has nothing left to cling to but his teleromase swollen blue balls, and his boring politics. He will not accept what he is, and his place in the world, because it'd be work and the only prize would be awareness of how lame he is.
 
Not sure if these are "lies," per se. He's made numerous comments about people walking past him and saying random gibberish. Just as likely to be auditory hallucinations.
His hallucinations slipped my mind. Yup, could be his schizo hallucinations.

Hey Lucas, do you know who the biggest, and I mean the biggest cunt in Spokane is-- you Lucas. You're nothing but a bottom of the barrel psycho and will never measure up to other men. A bottom of the barrel abusive psycho predator creep. It's known through out Spokane, and everywhere the name Lucas Werner of Spokane is known. You will Never,never measure up, bottom dweller.

 
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Does Lucas really sit there and record videos for YouTube alone at the table like a weirdo? Is he famous enough in Spokane that his reputation preceded him to the point y’all knew who he was when he walked in the door?

They say your fashion choices reflect the “best” years of your life because you never move on which I guess means Lucas’ life has sucked since the 80s.

He is pretty well know, I started following on him when he first got busted down at the Starbucks. Many of my friends over the years since then have posted facebook updates about him--such as the owner of the card and board game stores banning him for being a freak--and even the two citycouncil members I am friends with had a good laugh posting the Tosh.O videos.

The organization I work for I was promoted and given oversight helping with homelessness and drug abuse. I didn't really see Lucas for quite sometime, but for the past few months, its like almost clockwork that he shows up, always around the 9th, dissapears at the end of the month, reappears the 9th.

I have never seen him record anyone, granted recording in the local shelters or free food locations would probably earn you an asskicking plus your recording device stolen.

It cracks me up about the fight video showing he does not know how to box or even throw a punch. That is the thing, he is actually quite tall (he looms over me and I am about six foot), and well.....fat. If he knew actually how to fight, he would be a force to be reckoned with.

His video denouncing Christians is pretty humorous as well. Of course as been stated here, he has no shame in his game utilizing faith-based free meal centers. In Spokane, there are over 30 locations that serve breakfast, lunch, and/or dinner any day of the week. And the food would make royalty blush with envy. Which is why Lucas giving food to the homeless is useless, the homeless in Spokane eat like kings. But it also shows Lucas at his most hypocritical. Most of Spokane's homeless services are faith based, and Lucas is treated very well by these organizations.
 
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