Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas is hard to figure out, some cows become so transparent with their tactics that you can safely consider every claim they make to be a lie, but Lucas might actually make his food donations - in sufficiently low amounts not to be a real sacrifice to him, or even a use to the recipients- to make himself feel above the regular homeless/trash that he loves to denigrate because he's such a dumpster stoner-philosopher. My main guess is that he draws attention to every 'outing' he has to give it sufficient propaganda weight to compensate for its cost to him, and the rest of the time he lives on limited means. He treats chain restaurant outings in the same way a regular person would consider a real luxury.

Edit: @mothman96 that is amazing, even actual speds can leave enough in a bank to pay rent rather than require an entire extra layer of state/government waste to help them exist.
 
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That was so, so, so fucking creepy when he was giving homeless women "gifts" with his social media and asking them to dinner.

I wouldn't put it past him to have gone back and pick the leftovers back up to take home.

It really bugs me that he blows his EBT and other money on things that aren't food for himself then has no shame about going to shelters to pig out. I know it's not technically welfare fraud or illegal or any of that but it's such gross behavior and it's exactly the kind of thing, as you mentioned, that people who want to eliminate welfare would cite as one of their reasons: Some greasy creep blowing his taxpayer funded check & EBT card on weed, booze, and constantly eating out until he runs out of money mid-month and ends up going to shelters to eat instead.

He really needs a case worker managing his money for him. They don't even let him live in a big boy apartment for fuck's sake, why does anyone trust him to manage his own money responsibly?
He's got a "payee" that handles his disability check and pays the rent and what other bills he has. If he didn't have the "payee", Lucas would blow all his check and not pay the rent/bills. After the bills are paid, Lucas gets the remainder which as we know he soon blows.

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Requiring a "payee", Lucas holds the status like a minor who needs an adult to make sure he has a roof over his head.
 
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He's got a "payee" that handles his disability check and pays the rent and what other bills he has. If he didn't have the "payee", Lucas would blow all his check and not pay the rent/bills. After the bills are paid, Lucas gets the remainder which as we know he soon blows.

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Requiring a "payee", Lucas holds the status like a minor who needs an adult to make sure he has a roof over his head.

It's so goddamned baffling that he thinks he'd be an amazing husband and father when he can't even be trusted to pay his bills without a real adult doing it for him.

Maybe if he'd go back on his meds and STAY on them they'd allow him to try to be an adult who doesn't need constant supervision.
 
It's so goddamned baffling that he thinks he'd be an amazing husband and father when he can't even be trusted to pay his bills without a real adult doing it for him.

Maybe if he'd go back on his meds and STAY on them they'd allow him to try to be an adult who doesn't need constant supervision.
Even when he was on meds, he still required the payee. He's just overall incompetent.
 
Even when he was on meds, he still required the payee. He's just overall incompetent.

Makes me think his parents moved to Arizona to get away from potentially having to let him live with them.

I sort of get the wanting kids thing, most people want kids, but how he thinks he'd even be a remotely competent or useful father with all of his mental and physical health issues.

Bet he just assumes his imaginary wife would work and do all the child rearing because while he might be competent enough to do household chores despite the sty that his little flophouse is, and possibly competent enough to cook or at least get takeout I couldn't even begin to imagine leaving him alone with an infant or child.

He's said in past videos that he has anger issues, he's said that recently, AND he's unmedicated and refuses to get therapy. Even if he hadn't outright said it it's evident just by watching the stuff he posts.

It's almost guaranteed the first time an infant got on his nerves by doing normal infant things like needing a diaper change or crying that he'd severely injure or kill it probably by either shaking it to death or just hitting it.
 
Makes me think his parents moved to Arizona to get away from potentially having to let him live with them.

I sort of get the wanting kids thing, most people want kids, but how he thinks he'd even be a remotely competent or useful father with all of his mental and physical health issues.

Bet he just assumes his imaginary wife would work and do all the child rearing because while he might be competent enough to do household chores despite the sty that his little flophouse is, and possibly competent enough to cook or at least get takeout I couldn't even begin to imagine leaving him alone with an infant or child.

He's said in past videos that he has anger issues, he's said that recently, AND he's unmedicated and refuses to get therapy. Even if he hadn't outright said it it's evident just by watching the stuff he posts.

It's almost guaranteed the first time an infant got on his nerves by doing normal infant things like needing a diaper change or crying that he'd severely injure or kill it probably by either shaking it to death or just hitting it.
Lucas is not viable to be a boyfriend,husband,father. Just the though of Lucas in care of a child, terrifies me.
 
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Requiring a "payee", Lucas holds the status like a minor who needs an adult to make sure he has a roof over his head.

For comparison as to how functional Lucas is, Potato Phil doesn't have a payee and Chris-Chan doesn't have a payee and they're both utter tards who can't manage their money.
 
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He’s on Fetlife folks..

 
Lucas is looking for a good wingman in Spokane. He's giving the guy very simple rules-- find him a girl(s) then get lost. Well he's put his hypothetical wingman between a rock and a hard place. Telling any truth about Lucas is going to get the girl(s) running for the hills. Hell, just the mention of his name the girls are going to know it's the town psycho.

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What exactly does the wingman get out of this?

Lucas always lays out his demands for other people but never explains what he would give them in return.
 
The joy of watching an obese manchild crash and burn with a woman before your very eyes?
If a man approached me in the pub and tried to introduce me to the Wern, I’d throw a drink in HIS face. How fucking dare he try to make me talk to that.

Also just lol at werner describing himself as an “online social butterfly.” And correctly pointing out that while he runs his mouth on the internet, he’s a pathetic coward IRL.
 
We've learned something, though. This is how it goes with Lucas; he talks so much that occasionally the tough-guy act drops and you get these genuine glimpses of his unfiltered id.

Lucas says, above all else, his greatest wish is to be able to talk any woman away from her boyfriend / husband. Not beat the guy up and take her by force, you understand.

He wants to be able to gain this currency of worth, beautiful not-single women. He wants to be more desired than any husband or boyfriend.

This tells us so much: this whole love quest is Lucas trying to assuage his busted ego: he rightly feels worthless and useless, but this makes him angry because he fundamentally thinks he should have value.

He never goes past the first date in his fantasies. Why? Lucas is a consummate loner. He doesn't want a wife or life partner, he wants someone to abase themselves before him and tell him how great he is, why they deserve him, as if he's some high prize. He's terrified and repulsed by others. He only interacts with the world out of necessity, or through attempts to manipulate.

He gives his "donations" to the homeless silently and secretly, while they're sleeping. It never occurs to Lucas that a hungry homeless man might enjoy a warm taco much more than a stone-frozen one that's sat on the sidewalk next to him for 6 hours while he's slept.

Why? Because it's not about the taco or the homeless man; it's Lucas making his flawed currency exchange: He shows himself to be a good feminist liberal, then young girls have to date him. Put in "A", get result "B". We've discussed Russell Greer in similar terms, he too views women only through malformed transactional relationship terms.

They both get furious when they put a quarter in the gumball machine of life, crank the dial, and get nothing.

Russell has proven that he values and enjoys sex, however. It's horrifying to think about, but it's there.

Lucas is operating on much simpler terms. Whoever first labeled him an essential caveman, only concerned with eat and screw, was brilliant.

But I think he's even less complex than that. Lucas loves food, not women or sex. He takes seconds of disgusting homeless handout casseroles. He seems to mostly be concerned with huge portions rather than quality or taste. He's trying to fill a hole inside, an empty place where nobody respects him and he doesn't even respect himself. This is why he lashes out; jealousy is his prime motivator, and beautiful young girls are, in his mind, primo ego currency. They give him worth. Everyone will respect him then.

Shit, he's even started to see women as a literal currency, saying that when he gets a girlfriend, people WILL donate more to his patreon.

Don't let's get this twisted: Lucas hates women. Lucas hates his family. Lucas hates young men and old grey beards. Lucas hates Spokane and he hated Olympia when he was there, because neither city validates his ego. Lucas loves food in large quantities, and he loves sitting on his ass doing nothing. That's as far as his love goes.

The rest is all hate and he should be owed this and that.

Women are Lucas's attempt to fill the hole of low self-esteem.

The problem is his low self-esteem is rational; he feels worthless because his life IS worthless.

Rather than taking slow and permanent steps to change this, Lucas wants the quick fix of vicarious ego, proxy worthiness.
 
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He gives his "donations" to the homeless silently and secretly, while they're sleeping.
He's just doing the street urchin equivalent of paying extra to have your profile boosted on a dating site.
Remember we have proof he attaches Attraction Signs to the food (usually non-nutritious snacks like candy) as a way to fish for dates. (More images)
It's unknown if he's still doing it but there's no reason to assume he's stopped.
Then you realize who exactly he's trying to attract that fits within his narrow criteria; some scuffed raven-haired runaway that you only find in a Lifetime Channel movie and are stereo-typically under 18.... ugh. Such a dirty little predator...

It's a good thing Lucas is so anti-social. If you travel to any major hub city and walk outside the airport to the nearest highway overpass, you'll probably find a community of around 20-30 homeless people gathered together just surviving off eachother.
Outside of government assistance there's usually only around one or two people who pull in minimum wage and keeps the others from starving or relocating.
They're treated like kings, and you can kind of understand how that's a satisfying ego boost for somebody with such little means and no chance for anything greater.
That scenario would be the best-case for Lucas, worst-case for everyone else, because he would be at his most dangerous.
 
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People have posted some of his other dating profiles and they are very similar. He talks about his wanting only to meet 18-24 year old women and that anything else would be child abuse. He doesn't have a prayer on any dating site. No chance at all.

If this is how all his dating profiles have looked, no wonder it's never worked out.

He makes himself sound unpleasant and uninteresting so easily.
 
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