Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Rescuetoast said:
The name change was a little confusing.
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Man charged in strangling death in a Spokane substance-abuse recovery apartment

A Spokane man has been charged with murder, kidnapping and robbery in the Dec. 15 death of a man who lived in a downtown apartment building for people recovering from substance abuse.
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I’m not sure if it’s the same building now that I look at It, but it’s operated by the same company, I assume they have similar rules in all their halfways.
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Interesting, though unfortunately it didn't come up when I googled it, google might be screwing with results seeing as i'm in canada. But yeah it definitely follows that they would have the same rules in the buildings they run. I hope they learned their lessons about sketchy people being allowed in the building but i'm not holding my breath on it. I'm surprised they aren't more cautious about it, if only to cover their asses and avoid a repeat performance and people starting to ask questions about why its being allowed to happen there, if not threatening legal action
 
Rescuetoast said:
The name change was a little confusing.
www.spokesman.com

Man charged in strangling death in a Spokane substance-abuse recovery apartment

A Spokane man has been charged with murder, kidnapping and robbery in the Dec. 15 death of a man who lived in a downtown apartment building for people recovering from substance abuse.
www.spokesman.com www.spokesman.com
I’m not sure if it’s the same building now that I look at It, but it’s operated by the same company, I assume they have similar rules in all their halfways.
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The street mentioned in the article is the street Lucas’ building is on
 
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WonderWino said:
tbh if anything I would think that if people have been legitimately killed IN the building, then unhinged behavior, particularly from anyone with a record for any kind of violence would have even less tolerance now than it ever did. If anything they should be less forgiving of psycho behavior from people like lucas

That said, I can't say I have heard anything about any murders taking place in his building, and can't seem to find any public mention of them online. Isn't this something that should be relatively easy to find via google?
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The place is literally for people like Lucas.
 
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Gen Z chicks are his one true love. They're not agephobic/classist and Lucas being 40 with an EBT card is of no relevence to them. In the 4 yrs in Spokane he hasn't seen any Gen Z chicks that are single or he would introduced himself "Hello, I'm Lucas".
I'd say when he says he hasn't seen any Gen Z chicks that are single, what his schizo predator mind envisions is a girl all by herself with no one else around that can come to her aid when he creeps up and goes psycho on her.

 
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I think Lucas might have a condition called Metopic Craniosynotosis, specifically Trigonocephaly. I noticed his forehead in the "Cockblocks" video he made recently and it looks very triangular.

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Now look at The Wern's fucked up head shape:

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Hmm..... Well isn't this an interesting resemblance. They even have the same scraggly hair, forehead, idiotic stare and refusal to wear a shirt. With about the same one track mind and single minded devotion to eating and fucking i'm sure

I'l let everyone draw their own conclusions on this one
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Not a bad likeness.

Unfair to compare the neanderthal to Lucas. One is yoked, the other fat and weak. The neanderthal supported himself in a wild, unforgiving world; Lucas is nonfuctional, helpless and lives off of the state. I'm sure the neanderthal would think Lucas is a sperg.

In almost any other era of human history, Lucas would not have been fortunate enough to reach 40.
 
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Man vs persistent rat said:
Lucas With The Caviar Lid Off

Lucas sits in an empty canteen showing off his fancy food. The tables and chairs look nasty and cheap, and the only piece of cutlery is a plastic spoon. He presents us with his cheese and caviar crackers dish, complete with powdered pepper. Regarding the caviar: "I've had [,,,] a more expensive kind, when my parents had millionaire Republican friends.... don't ask - they're not friends any more".

He opens the packaging awkwardly and proceeds to precariously slice the cheese using one hand with a peculiar looking small pink knife directly on the table surface, slamming the blade against it. The table expertly deflects the blow, almost as though it was custom selected to furnish a place where tards like Lucas would subject it to bizarre and unusual abuse. His favourite cheese is Manchego, which to his credit is not a bad choice at all.

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He finally puts the camera down to use both hands to open the caviar. He gives it a sniff and comments on the smell, "fishy", "kinda smells like the bay in Olympia - I'm not talking about your girlfriend". He makes disgusting chewing sounds, but this is to be expected.

The arrangement is somewhere between a 60s abstract expressionist painting and depression:

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"Keep in mind that I have an EBT card that you can experience". Dear god, he's still trying to attract women with this video after ridiculing their "fishy" vagina scent :sighduck:

He tries to describe the flavour notes, and surprisingly does a much better job than idiots like Chantal who can only say "sweet", "salty", "yum". He abruptly ends the video as he hears footsteps approaching, indicating that he was taking advantage of a rare moment of emptiness in the canteen and didn't want to be around other people. More building-mates he's alienated himself from, or doesn't want to share his king's feast with the peasants?
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Seriously I really felt for that table as it probably has giant white gashes from lack of cutting boards. I was flinching as he was cutting the cheese.
 
Trainwreck said:
I personally think Dreamcatcher is an idiot. Stay the fuck outta it all and let us watch his meltdowns without "reporting it".
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Not just an idiot, but a total liar too. This chick is off her rocker. She is always rebranding herself with a new story about her encounters with Lucas and no one is really sure why. She has never had any actual interaction with him as she lives on the other side of the country in NC. She has a weird obsession about having these fantasy encounters with Lucas and it's pretty disturbing if you ask me. I personally think she needs as much help as he does.

Google "Telomerase Collector" and find that Dream Chaser's channel is the first result to pop up. View the cached version of that page and see that she used to make videos about being a victim of Lucas' while on campus. You can actually go back in this very thread and view screenshots of Telomerase Collector claiming to be a 17 year old girl whose dad wanted to beat Lucas up amongst other claims of encounters and shit going on while on campus with Lucas. She would make comments about him failing and being on academic probation as well as how he was ogling all the women on campus. Now all of a sudden she's a 24 year old who works in Spokane at the very Starbucks Lucas was at and sees him regularly in town?

Of course, there is also maybe her most notable role to SOFALAW (and I am sure there are screenshots on here too) as Evie, a person who was allegedly on Lucas' care team who would make crazy posts about what he was doing in his flop house and how he was reprimanded regularly for weird/funny things. Like the time he allegedly left a nude picture on a neighbor's phone that he was sending around on Snapchat after meeting people on Tinder. Who the fuck makes shit up like that?

I'm not sure what the rules are about posting other social media links here, but lets just say she has left no imagination to who she is IRL and it's easily verifiable.
 
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mothman96 said:
Is this "Evie" still in SOFALAW? Back in Dec. WhiskerBiscuit provided a screencap from someone in SOFALAW claiming to be in the "know"/ have info about Lucas, his handlers not knowing what to with him, etc. Wondering if it was this Evie.

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Nobody knows, because she has us all blocked lol. If you interacted with any thread she posted she’d block you, especially women (which I only mention because it was noticeable enough to be weird.) if you asked any questions she’d block you because her job was in danger but she wasn’t too shook to post in the first place? Seriously, what a weird bitch.
Course half the group was eating out of the palm of her hand, til she blocked em all.
 
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Wouldn’t be surprised at all to find out DC was Evie the crazy bitch with her finger on the block button. The only other Lucas ALog that comes to mind that is that pathetic is Ben Palmer and in the past he has enlisted the help of women to troll Lucas.

ETA - His auditory hallucinations are still there.
 

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mothman96 said:
Is this "Evie" still in SOFALAW? Back in Dec. WhiskerBiscuit provided a screencap from someone in SOFALAW claiming to be in the "know"/ have info about Lucas, his handlers not knowing what to with him, etc. Wondering if it was this Evie.

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As far as I know, she randomly left sometime last year. I don’t think anything happened behind the scenes, but who knows. I was one of the ones that didn’t end up blocked by her, but i actively avoided interacting with her to try to prevent it from happening.

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If you go to Evie’s Facebook page you can see two of her videos that confirm she is dreamchaser. Same voice, same filters. I’d link directly to them but for some reason on mobile I can’t.
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If you also visit her instagram, you can see some of her pictures she shares on DC’s Twitter and one of her favorite locations to record videos. Her FB url contains her Instagram name.
 
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The Mega Micro said:
As far as I know, she randomly left sometime last year. I don’t think anything happened behind the scenes, but who knows. I was one of the ones that didn’t end up blocked by her, but i actively avoided interacting with her to try to prevent it from happening.



If you also visit her instagram, you can see some of her pictures she shares on DC’s Twitter and one of her favorite locations to record videos. Her FB url contains her Instagram name.
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If you search her name in the group you can see a few comment threads from people like “wtf is this shit anyway” and the admin getting aggressively defensive of her for very vague reasons. Just a weird ass situation honestly.
 
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If you search her name in the group you can see a few comment threads from people like “wtf is this shit anyway” and the admin getting aggressively defensive of her for very vague reasons. Just a weird ass situation honestly.
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Is it a hidden group or something? Everytime i search The Society for Analysis of Lucas A Werner or sofalaw, i get Zilch
 
moseph.jartelli said:
Is it a hidden group or something? Everytime i search The Society for Analysis of Lucas A Werner or sofalaw, i get Zilch
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It’s a secret group. You’d have to get a member to add you I’d guess @DeletedSoul would be your easiest in.

The Mega Micro said:
i actively avoided interacting with her to try to prevent it from happening.
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So did I and I still got the blicc. My assumption is that she’s mentally ill as well and is paranoid for whatever reasons
 
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