Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

He's had more consequences than most lolcows, spent months institutionalized, and is just a shade above homeless.
Not to mention time in jail.

I'd love to hear about his jail experience.

We can only speculate. In WA, DV charges tend to make one unpopular.
 
If you were gonna fuck with Lucas IRL the best way to do it would not be making fake Lucas attraction signs but posting warning signs all around his building warning young honies that their poonaners were in danger. Now THAT would make for some interesting videos. Speaking of, he’s been silent on YouTube for a while now I wonder if they put him in check?

Lucas probably won’t get in trouble for the blackmailing but if he really did it and he’s not full of shit that means he did it and got away with it. This may embolden him to bigger and bigger things to score pussy and somewhere down the line he might fuck himself.
Nah, make signs like those cheap ads with tear-off phone numbers on the bottom. Make a Google voice account and put the number on the tabs. Make the sign say something like "Young ladies! Tired of shallow Bernie Bros that really only care about money and credit cards? Let me show you how an experienced older father can show you true happiness! With science and logic!" Then tear off all but the last couple tabs, and post it outside his building.

Make the Google outgoing voicemail: "This service is only for fertile Gen Z women. It's just not in the cards, Lucas."
 
He’s up late tonight and things are getting dark.
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He's back with using suicide to try to manipulate a girl to fuck him. What does he think, it's going to work this time. A zoomer chick is going to show up at his door willing to fuck him so he won't off himself. "If" he is talking to therapist he/she would be telling him to get back on his meds/get himself admitted to the mental hospital. The therapist would not feed his insanity that "he needs a woman".
 
Not to mention time in jail.

I'd love to hear about his jail experience.

We can only speculate. In WA, DV charges tend to make one unpopular.
He also likely does way worse publicly than any of the other residents combined and is still fine. I just don't see anything happening to the creep, no matter how many more rape or swatting posts/jokes he makes
 
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Slightly off-topic but I must say I like reading stories about such people and what they do, write in the Internet and what they think about the world. Every time I think, that I am a below average person or that I might be a failure I read this and I can see, how low people might actually sink and how deep is the bottom. Maybe a little to harsh but ohh well.
 
This is rich.

Lucas, who constantly denigrates therapy and suggests that he's beyond the need for such help, is now trying to use an appeal to authority to make his baiting seem really really real.

As stated above, no ladies are gonna knock the razor blade out of your hand on their way onto your cock, Lucas.

Suicide threats only work as manipulation when people ACTUALLY CARE WHETHER YOU LIVE OR DIE, and all your horrible behavior towards your mother, your family, and the human race has guaranteed that no one does...

...not to mention, and I know this doesn't enter his pineapple-shaped skull, but can you imagine a relationship, sexual or otherwise, started by the persuasion of a suicide threat? How's that supposed to last, Lucas? Or is it just that your rodent brain only wants to get your dick wet once, and all the talk of marriage and children is just further unsuccessful attempts at offering women what you think they want?
 
Suicide threats only work as manipulation when people ACTUALLY CARE WHETHER YOU LIVE OR DIE, and all your horrible behavior towards your mother, your family, and the human race has guaranteed that no one does...

...not to mention, and I know this doesn't enter his pineapple-shaped skull, but can you imagine a relationship, sexual or otherwise, started by the persuasion of a suicide threat? How's that supposed to last, Lucas? Or is it just that your rodent brain only wants to get your dick wet once, and all the talk of marriage and children is just further unsuccessful attempts at offering women what you think they want?

Lucas' thoughts are so broken, he actually does seem to think this would lead to a lasting lifelong relationship. Remember this post from a few days ago? Before devolving into pointless scatological babble, he seemed to argue that a "pity fuck" could ultimately lead to a pity marriage and pity family.

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He’s up late tonight and things are getting dark.

a therapist eh? well in the werns case I guess that old saying is true: you can't spell therapist without the rapist

GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Suicide threats only work as manipulation when people ACTUALLY CARE WHETHER YOU LIVE OR DIE, and all your horrible behavior towards your mother, your family, and the human race has guaranteed that no one does...

Exactly, and thats the funny part, it shows how narcissistic he is that he assume everyone cares whether he lives or dies. He thinks he is someone very important being held down by everyone else, so in his swiss cheese brain it makes perfect sense women will fall for that kind of manipulation

GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
and I know this doesn't enter his pineapple-shaped skull,

Speaking of the shape of his skull...

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If you ever wondered what lucas would look like as an alien....

mothman96 said:
Last years (May 2019) "threat":

You would think someone who has been to the mental hospital several times for extended stays would be aware that they are designed specifically so you can't break a window and jump out. Leave it to lucas to say something stupid and still manage to make himself sound even stupider than he otherwise would have by making a statement like that

Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
Pretty certain that therapist is a bottle of cheap booze.

Well if thats the case this should be lucas's new theme song. It describes him eerily well tbh:


Even has a picture of him in the original video:

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See - even the simpsons predicted lucas's behavior and knew he wouldn't be allowed to go into the bar to creep out on the zoomers. Passed out on the sidewalk as expected
 
He’s either losing it or he’s letting reality finally sink in. If he’s talking to a therapist like he says he is he might be back on meds which would explain why he isn’t making videos and why he’s finally thinking about things logically.

Then again Lucas is the boy who cried wolf so even if it’s legit nobody will believe him.
Sweet irony.
 
"Suicide" - rinse and repeat. Again "If" he's seeing a therapist, what needs to be discussed is how he uses threats of suicide thinking it's going to land him a girl. So he's going out every night to creep around outside of the bars . Looks to be when a chick notices him creeping, she calls a friend/boyfriend " there's an old hobo staring at me".

Lucas 3 yrs ago "suicide" , 2019 "suicide", 2020 "suicide".
?Millennials are bigots. They mostly only date other Millennials. I'm Generation X. 37 years old. Go out to dinner with me or I'm going to commit suicide. Be a single 18 to 26 year old woman in Spokane, Washington, without kids and send me an e-mail from my website or I'm going to swallow this entire bottle of pills because it's been 5 years and your rejections make me want to die. I don't want to live anymore without you."
 
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Lucas writes his suicide threat as if it's addressed to one girl....but it's addressed to ALL girls 18-24, as he's decided he "already loves them all", which just means he thinks they're hot.

Imagine a love entreaty written to a generation rather than an individual. Lucas doesn't care who the girl is, or even if they have anything in common.

I've long suspected that his one professed interest, board games, would disappear as soon as he actually started playing them...and losing.

But oh yeah, he doesn't need to play them. It's just research for his future designing the bestest biggest smartest game eva.
 
Desperately seeking attention
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ETA: apparently he goes out to the local bars every night now
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He seems to have forgotten having admitted to being banned from all the local bars for being a creep. So where exactly is he going every night, and how is he able to afford it? Bars are not cheap. The whole thing with his buying those bottles is because he knows fucking well he's banned from the bars. Yet again proving he can't keep his lies straight. I have to agree that is he is going out at all to these places its not to the bar itself, its skulking around outside them stalking the fuck out of the women he sees going inside....and on that note, i'd bet good money on his plan this time is to wait for a particularly drunk woman to leave the bar unescorted by friends or a male and 'introduce himself' hoping she is drunk enough to be out of it enough for him to take advantage of. I can think of no other reason why he would do something like that otherwise

He seems equally unaware that threatening suicide to manipulate your partner into dating you or staying with you is literally textbook abusive spouse behavior

Rogowski said:
He’s either losing it or he’s letting reality finally sink in. If he’s talking to a therapist like he says he is he might be back on meds which would explain why he isn’t making videos and why he’s finally thinking about things logically.

He would never go to a therapist willingly, let alone back on medication willingly. The only way that would happen is either forced via commitment or he gets an ultimatum from the building manager or whatever to stop causing problems and take your meds or you're out. Though that would explain the sudden stop to the videos. If he is seeing a therapist he would definitely not be telling her alot of what he's been saying, none of the blackmail or rape stuff and certainly none of the 'date me or i'll kill myself' stuff cause thats the kind of thing that can legally obligate a therapist to force a commitment

Rogowski said:
Then again Lucas is the boy who cried wolf so even if it’s legit nobody will believe him.

Indeed, he seems to have taken the garak approach and assumed the lesson from the boy who cried wolf isn't 'if you lie all the time nobody will believe you' but in fact 'never tell the same lie twice' not that he is too good at following that concept either

GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
I've long suspected that his one professed interest, board games, would disappear as soon as he actually started playing them...and losing.

But oh yeah, he doesn't need to play them. It's just research for his future designing the bestest biggest smartest game eva.

Exactly. Its a means to an end, partly to attract women, partly cause he thinks he'll create some super game and make millions like cards against humanity or something. On the plus side at least he went the board game route and hasn't tried to create a computer game. Can you imagine lucas trying to do even basic programming, he'd blow a gasket and go apeshit at even the smallest logical error, let alone actually complicated ones. and if he somehow managed to avoid that the inevitable monstrosity that he would produce would be a horrifying game that mirrored his inner thoughts and workings of his mind....such as they are. He would probably want to build some mmo for greybeards and tweens with a magic system consisting of sperm related powers
 
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