Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[TelemeresDaddy69]

Indeed. Give it a month and it'll start sinking in that he's on his own for housing and even the shelter won't let him stick around forever as a permanent solution. Thats ignoring the fact he is openly hostile to the people that run it (he calls everyone else hypocrites but isn't above using the very people he hates when it serves his purpose to do so) so that will inevitably lead to issues as well. I mean he couldn't even conform to the very lax rules of his fartbox, shelters have very low tolerance for harassment or shit behavior and he already got banned from there once

He'll be truly homeless before too long, its inevitable, just a question of how he manages to piss them off and when

Is there a limit to how often he can stay there? Guess after that no more videos when his phone dies, and it'll be up to unsung heroes to record the creep out and about in Spokane. It's amazing how many problems in his life could have been avoided if he just shut the fuck up and stopped making his worst behaviour public. Or you know, actually took his medication

 

[AnOminous]

He'll be truly homeless before too long, its inevitable, just a question of how he manages to piss them off and when

He's more or less there now. He'll eventually just be bouncing back and forth from institutionalization to sleeping rough to the occasional stay in a shelter that hasn't banned him yet. Possibly he'll have to leave Spokane, which is a real shithole anyway.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

He's more or less there now. He'll eventually just be bouncing back and forth from institutionalization to sleeping rough to the occasional stay in a shelter that hasn't banned him yet. Possibly he'll have to leave Spokane, which is a real shithole anyway.

Feel The Wern: Homecoming Part II - Return to Olympia. Maybe we'll get another video with his best friend Dan Campbell

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Possibly he'll have to leave Spokane, which is a real shithole anyway.

Ironically Spokane is some type of mecca for hobos because of the amount of support the homeless receive, and this oaf has burned through much of it. He will never leave the area because anywhere else puts him at actual risk of encountering all the minorities he loves to pretend to champion.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Even the devil quotes scripture, and does so better than Lucas. His broken brain doesn't allow him to quote to make a coherent, intelligible point, and there's nothing on point to his concerns. No lines like "Verily, and the lion shall lay with the lamb, and the creeper with the Zoomer..."

Maybe he's offering his religious insights because he's surrounded by believers at the charity that gives him a place to sleep? Scripture Lucas is not the best Lucas; I prefer Chef Lucas or drunk, sweaty Lucas. I hate to say it, but that kind of content requires that he have access to a kitchen and place he's allowed to drink, and so maybe it'd be dandy if he got off the street.

Still, I'll settle for this content, because where he's headed, he wont have access to a smartphone.

 

[Wernology]

Another thing that makes him fun to lurk around online: The fact that he can apparently post things like this in a completely serious fashion.

Before you get on him for being homophobic or something just remember, he supports same-sex marriage, so CLEARLY him using lesbian or gay or any other variation as an insult for people who don't agree with him is not, in any way, homophobic.

Or like something you'd expect out of a 10 year old who's managed to get into an argument with an imaginary friend.

Bonus addition of more of his derailed logic train from Instagram.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

Still, I'll settle for this content, because where he's headed, he wont have access to a smartphone.

Sad part is we won't get to see this part of the journey through the eyes of the creep

 

[wenttobermuda]

Sad part is we won't get to see this part of the journey through the eyes of the creep

There're a few YouTubers who've posted content recorded in prison, with a smuggled smartphone. I imagine there are folks who've done similar things in psych wards.

Sadly, Lucas is not the kind of dude who could pull this off. But I'd pay real money for that kind of content.

 

[mothman96]

He's handled being homeless better than I would have expected. Though since he ate at homeless shelters even when he had an apartment not much has really changed for his diet. He's also sleeping in filth the same as he did in his apartment, so little has changed there, aside from him having a room to himself. It's also likely he's still in a denial stage of believing the government is going to hook him up with a new place within a few week

That's because being homeless is not new to Lucas. He spent time on the streets back in Olympia, and was homeless for approx 2 mo. in Spokane back in 2016 until Pioneer Human Services signed him up and put a roof over his head.

 

[Rogowski]

It’s Lucas maymay time again

 

[AnOminous]

It’s Lucas maymay time again

Maybe he should be thinking about how he keeps a roof over his head instead of how to tip the fedora on his head.

 

[WonderWino]

Even the devil quotes scripture, and does so better than Lucas. His broken brain doesn't allow him to quote to make a coherent, intelligible point, and there's nothing on point to his concerns. No lines like "Verily, and the lion shall lay with the lamb, and the creeper with the Zoomer..."

I would pay good money to see someone make up a fake religious pamphlet that says that and leave them at the shelter for lucas to find. His reaction would be utterly priceless

 

[mothman96]

Hey Lucas Pedo Creep, using scripture just shows what a scumbag hypocrite you are. It will not get you laid, will not get you a girlfriend/wife/children. You are already getting a taste of hell, and You Will Die Alone.

 

[Wernology]

Did I get the Lucas maymay done correctly?

 

[Club Sandwich]

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ffs, Timothy is a collection of letters from Paul to Timothy on the organization and duties of church administration. 1 Timothy 5:13 (not 3) deals with enrolling young women who are still out looking for husbands (basically counseling against enrolling young women into the church's administrative organization because they will likely have split duties like family and baser desires that widows and older women will not have) and says that they're still young and wanting to live a full life in the world and haven't yet reached a point where they could reliably devote themselves to the church and Christ wholly.

1 John 1 deals with a personal relationship with God - it has zero to do with other people forgiving losers that actively try (and fail) to prey on young women.

he should continue reading (assuming he is), and hit up 1 Timothy 6:4 through 5, which deals with people trying to use the Church and faith for earthly gain (i might have that off, but it's in there somewhere - been a long time since bible study).

It’s Lucas maymay time again

Ephesians is when Paul was imprisoned somewhere and was saying to keep living a godly life even when in hardship (prison), and not to speak ill of others or to others out of anger or despair. you can depend on the church and/or God even if it's not evident immediately and do not give in to temptation or forsake your faith because of your circumstances.

wtf is Lucas even taking about thinking that when hearing stuff in public? is his "faith" in atheism being shaken? does he somehow think that others around him are forsaking their principles in order to get a hot meal from the church? just like he is?

Spoiler: 1 Ephesians 4:29

"Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers."

basically: don't try to act hard when you aren't, and just be polite and speak well, because the people around you have more use of uplifting words than despairing ones.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I wouldn't think too much about Lucas's scripture sperging. Like I said, he's treating the Bible just like he treats scientific facts and political talking points he latches on to - he parrots stuff back that he doesn't understand because he thinks he can gain personally from it.

I wonder if the rescue mission he's at or another ministry he freeloads from gave him a free Bible. Needless to say, plenty of Christian groups are more than happy to give you a free Bible if you ask nicely about it.

 

[AnOminous]

Did I get the Lucas maymay done correctly?

Needs to be over a picture of a filthy sex predator.

 

[Da Dude123]

Any new posts from hobo cow, Lucas Werner? Any dates with his new catfish planned? Mooing about Bernie Sanders? We all would love to know!

 

[BowlOfDick]

Ok so I've been on vacation (cut short due to Corona-chan..) and I'm struggling to get up to speed and trawling through the last 20-odd pages.

Lucas is now fully homeless? Why/how and what's happened to his board games?

 

[Trainwreck]

Ok so I've been on vacation (cut short due to Corona-chan..) and I'm struggling to get up to speed and trawling through the last 20-odd pages.

Lucas is now fully homeless? Why/how and what's happened to his board games?

Yep, he's 100% homeless. Been sleeping at House of Charity and roaming the streets mooing about Lucas shit. @Nobleman saw him and said that he only had a duffel bag which looked like it was only full of clothes. Lucas confirmed on video that Pioneer kicked him out because he was "harassing tenants who were bring high school girls to the apartments to have sex with them and get high off of heroin". He then let all mentally ill people know not to rent from them. We haven't found out what happened to his beloved collection of board games.