Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

Lord...
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Twist ending: none of that actually happened and he was just staring at that beatles album cover where they're crossing the crosswalk together and that all fed into a delusion that they're a bunch of greybeards and tweens holding hands at the transit authority

 

[Rescuetoast]

I figure some of these are complete delusions and some are married couples/long term relationships/roommates who aren’t even fucking, all of whom are perfectly within their rights to kiss and hold hands. Does... he not realize lots of couples live together?

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

He sounds like the pedos interviewed in the Chicken Hawk documentary, who would constantly say shit like this about how kids were flirting with them.

Yeah. Tom O'Carroll said the same thing. It's a major red flag.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/critical-discussion-of-trannies-and-pedophilia.58784/post-5676798

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

This guy, I like.

He points out Lucas's idiocy and lack of consistency with wit and verve.

 

[LeeLoo]

This guy, I like.

He points out Lucas's idiocy and lack of consistency with wit and verve.

This is amazing!!! I’m not even a full minute in and I love it!!

God, what a face. If only I were a zoomer.

 

[Particle Bored]

Lord...
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"5 guys and a girl all holding hands, a couple guys were kissing her."

Likely twist: she was 40, one dude was 43, the other 4 guys were 12 and under.

Shyamalamalan twist: Zoe Quinn moved to Spokane.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

If there's really all these groups of people holding hands and making out, why isn't Lucas begging them for the hookup? Or just join in, not like you have anything to lose.

 

[WonderWino]

God, what a face. If only I were a zoomer.

Jesus christ he looks horrific in that pic. I really, really hope that isn't a pic hes run through a filter first because if he has and thats what he looks like with heavy filters he must look like fucking palpatine without them

Also, I can't be the only one who thinks that looks like he's about to do a pod people screech in that pic

 

[LeeLoo]

Every time I wonder what it might be like inside his head, all I can think of is an even more fucked up version of Vincent D’Onofrio’s character in The Cell. Only with teen girls and cheese.

He’s on a roll...

 

[Rescuetoast]

For some reason it just really makes me laugh that he still uses impact font. All the time he spends on the internet and he can’t even be up to date with memes.

 

[PrincessKidana]

Catfish or nah?

 

[BowlOfDick]

Catfish or nah?

mph dear Lucas.. not again.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Catfish or nah?

Absolutely a catfish, of course.

One of the pleasures of Wernology is watching history repeat itself. I wish we had an accurate tally of all the times he's been catfished.

His poonaner thirst, and ability to convince himself he's desireable, lead to some wacky hijinks. Like moving cities, or sending a catfish a dick pic, only to be told he's not big enough. Anyway, his delusions make him highly vulnerable, even if he's grown a bit more cautious after being burned over and over.

Lucas's catfished face:

 

[PrincessKidana]

Absolutely a catfish, of course.

One of the pleasures of Wernology is watching history repeat itself. I wish we had an accurate tally of all the times he's been catfished.

His poonaner thirst, and ability to convince himself he's desireable, lead to some wacky hijinks. Like moving cities, or sending a catfish a dick pic, only to be told he's not big enough. Anyway, his delusions make him highly vulnerable, even if he's grown a bit more cautious after being burned over and over.

Lucas's catfished face:

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It would be sad if he didn't bring it on himself. I am legitimately concerned for his mental health (mostly for the harm he could inflict on others when he ultimately combusts). He needs a caregiver to keep him in check and medicated.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas should have a caregiver currently. Nobody can force him to take medication, though.

 

[Wernology]

Catfish or nah?

He's so fucking gullible I just can't...

At some point it goes from being hilarious to just being sad or at least, "Jesus Christ dude, what's wrong with you?!"

 

[Rogowski]

I don’t even think it’s that he’s gullible I think he knows deep down he’s always getting trolled but he has to hold on to the hope that it’s going to be different this time because that’s all he has. Lucas has been lashing out at strangers online too. Apparently Lucas threatened someone from his Instagram follows over a photo he posted with two women:

He followed up this comment by yelling at him in an Instagram video, captured by the guy he was screeching at here.

 

[Wernology]

The comments on the alleged 17 year old are great. Dude got age of consent laws quoted directly from the state law and the rebuttal site he used SAID THE SAME THING!

Basically, 16 is only the age of consent if the parties are within 5 years of age of each other, otherwise the age of consent is 18.

He could legit get booked for sexual misconduct with a minor if he bit any of these catfish and they just showed up with cops and transcripts.

And because I love me some screenshotting, he couldn't even say he didn't know because two people have told him 17 isn't legal.

Even if he deletes their comments, the internet is forever.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I agree that he knows he's getting trolled but there's that tiny hope he has to hold onto. There's also the morality angle, severe incels like Lucas think that good people should be going out of their way to help him and end his suffering.

 

[LeeLoo]

The comments on the alleged 17 year old are great. Dude got age of consent laws quoted directly from the state law and the rebuttal site he used SAID THE SAME THING!

Basically, 16 is only the age of consent if the parties are within 5 years of age of each other, otherwise the age of consent is 18.

He could legit get booked for sexual misconduct with a minor if he bit any of these catfish and they just showed up with cops and transcripts.

And because I love me some screenshotting, he couldn't even say he didn't know because two people have told him 17 isn't legal.

Even if he deletes their comments, the internet is forever.

And this is why I’ll never ever have sympathy for him. Even without the mental illness, the dude is a raging narcissist. He is so hell bent on never being wrong he denies evidence in front of his gourd shaped face. This is why I reveled in his Fet Life catastrophe. They absolutely shredded his pedo ass.