💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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another idiot said:
Taking photos in front of a hotel is free.
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For some reason, Lucas likes showing what business building he's standing in front of, like he did with his Does It Seem Hypocritical? ""series"". Like he wants to provide proof when they call the police on the smelly bum for loitering.
 
It seems that Lucas is trying on a "The Dude" gimmick. He doesn't have the charisma for it, but it's not as ridiculous as "The George Clooney of Spokane."

Watching Lucas struggle to find a way to present himself to the Zoomer Baes is pathetic. Lucas is such a lost soul, a broken spirit with a malformed personality. It could be sad, until you consider what it would take to make him happy: his fist up the ass of a 16 year old girl that pays for everything.
 
The only way Lucas could attract young girls is by providing them drugs, which he knows as he constantly mentions his fellow greyhair drug addicts and roommates that fuck young poonaner 24/7. You'll only get nasty bints with this method, but he's obsessed with Lacie, so that's what he wants.
 
Trainwreck said:
Letting us know he showers every day, did his laundry and is going to throw the dirty pair of underwear he is wearing, away. Also telling people to go listen to some polish band.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xZ0Lo9sC7iI
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I like how he tagged this video as #popmusic despite the fact that recommended dude is some absolute noname in Poland and I've never ever heard about him.
 
Trainwreck said:
Letting us know he showers every day, did his laundry and is going to throw the dirty pair of underwear he is wearing, away. Also telling people to go listen to some polish band.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xZ0Lo9sC7iI
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So f****** disgusting. He got those sunglasses from the donation bin, and he's forever sticking the stem of the glasses in his mouth and chewing on it.
 
Lucas: YOU WOMEN WHO WANT A MAN WITH A CREDIT CARD ARE SHALLOW CAPITALISTS

Also Lucas: Hey who wants to buy me lunch? All you need is your credit card!
 
Trainwreck said:
Letting us know he showers every day, did his laundry and is going to throw the dirty pair of underwear he is wearing, away. Also telling people to go listen to some polish band.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xZ0Lo9sC7iI
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Lucas Werner going commando makes things even worse. Keep your filthy underwear on, pedo. The more layers between you and the public, the better.
 
He's on a roll with trying to mooch food off of people


and holy shit that expression he makes at the end of the video. If that doesn't scream entitled narcissist I don't know what does
 
WonderWino said:
He's on a roll with trying to mooch food off of people

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pJg4tgRN_XI
and holy shit that expression he makes at the end of the video. If that doesn't scream entitled narcissist I don't know what does
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Not only is he trying to mooch food, but he's want's to be the one that gets to pick the food. The insane pedo doesn't want a regular box meal, but a whole bucket of KFC.
 
"Do you really think that most of the country is compassionate?" Well, Lucas, let's see: between tax-funded social programs and various private charities, you remain alive and well-fed enough to become fat despite never having done a single thing in your life to support your own worthless self. You also enjoy such luxuries as a smartphone, and used to have your own private room (paid for by the previously mentioned social programs) until your own noxious behavior forced the management to kick you out for the sake of the other residents.

So, yeah: I'd say this country has shown you far more compassion than you deserve.
 
He really thinks he is hotshit since he has got people to send him food. He really thinks he is the most important bum in town since he is getting food delivered to him paid for by others. And yeah, now he loves people with credit cards since they are feeding his fat ass.

This is one scheme that he has had success with. Everything else has been a collasal failure. Lucas loves stuffing his face almost as much as Gen Z women. I personally wouldn't send him a damn thing.

WonderWino said:
He's on a roll with trying to mooch food off of people

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pJg4tgRN_XI
and holy shit that expression he makes at the end of the video. If that doesn't scream entitled narcissist I don't know what does
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mothman96 said:
Not only is he trying to mooch food, but he's want's to be the one that gets to pick the food. The insane pedo doesn't want a regular box meal, but a whole bucket of KFC.
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and the scariest part is he'd eat the entire bucket and then go for a few helpings of food at the local homeless shelter
 
mothman96 said:
Lucas "showers every day"-- pure bullshit. He likely been wearing the same underwear since he left HOC.
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No argument here. His hygiene is suspect. He doesn't change his clothing for days at a time, and even when he has access to a shower, he seems too lazy to take one. You just know he stinks.

But now we know that he's sensitive about his hygiene and his filthy, blown out drawers. He understands he is being mocked, and offers his feeble denials and defense.

I do not understand the point of feeding Lucas, or his sense of entitlement. That busty, diabetic fat fuck isn't missing any calories, and giving him shit reinforces his sense that he should be provided for.
 
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