💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Poop Chute said:
Peanut sauce is delicious.

On chicken and rice.

Anyway he's definitely looking like the kind of dirty hobo that drinks peanut sauce from the bottle on a sidewalk. I have no idea why young ovulators aren't throwing themselves at him.
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Yet again he is going full bill from king of the hill then. After all bill eats pasta off his counter and drinks the sauce straight from the bottle when alone instead of bothering with the plate

BIG CATS said:
Washed down with one of these I hope
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I've brought this up before but under the circumstances it bears repeating:

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Wikipedia predicted lucas's behavior pretty accurately here

That said, lucas is starting to revert to literal animal behavior: if he sees something he wants to fuck it, if he can't fuck it he eats it and if he can't eat it he likely pisses on it
 
Why does he get access to money in August? Has he said? Some sort of hobo bonus? It would be hilarious if HOC would start making him pay something for sleeping there and using so many resources, since he gets his tugboat money. He is talking how he has money to pay for these dates and hotel rooms and has money for all this crap. But takes full advantage of these charities. Dude is an absolute complete drain on society.

klickitat said:
Mark August on your calendars, hotties.

Also you have two hours to buy him food tonight. I love how he phrases it like it's an order.
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mothman96 said:
Yup, he poured it on hot cheetos. It also looks like he smeared it along with some other sauce on a tortilla.
He also used it on that awful sausage thing he made - 2:38 mark.
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his attempts as making appetizing meals is truly baffling since it doesn't really jive with any of Lucas' other damage. like is he physically tasting things differently enough that he's interpreting the results in a way that others generally do not? is he autistic and texture-sensitive? does he have that one disorder where he never feels full and just eats anything remotely edible? the combination choices he's videoed shows some signs that he knows that it's at least a little unusual (popcorn with pasta), but he takes pride in it, and for a while there he was actively showing off his culinary creations.

honestly if the limit of his deviancy was just cooking abominations he'd be 1000% more acceptable and perhaps even entertaining than the terrible person he actually is.

darkwingosonichugorl said:
Lucas chews with his mouth wide open which is always repulsive and an immediate can't watch for me. He's so disgusting in every way.
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i couldn't just leave an agreement sticker. i had to quote you and say that i agree that his table manners are non-existent and what he passes for table manners is abhorrent. there is a reason why small children are taught to eat modestly and eat quietly and well, it's because we aren't uncivilized starving animals and eating with an open mouth has a pretty high chance of a choking hazard (in small children) because you tend to inhale when your mouth is open and eating and swallowing.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Why does he get access to money in August? Has he said? Some sort of hobo bonus? It would be hilarious if HOC would start making him pay something for sleeping there and using so many resources, since he gets his tugboat money. He is talking how he has money to pay for these dates and hotel rooms and has money for all this crap. But takes full advantage of these charities. Dude is an absolute complete drain on society.
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He has mentioned trying to get rid of his payee to get full access to his money so I would be willing to bet he somehow managed to get someone to arrange a hearing for him as a required step for it to prove his competency and that said hearing takes place in august. It should be quite the angry freakout video when he finds out the court doesn't consider him competent or sane enough to get rid of the payee

'Yes your honor i'm totally competent to manage my own money! I know I live in a literal hobo shelter, eat off the street and wear the same clothes for a week at a time but I need to have full access to my money/. To get housing? What? No of course not! I need it to take a cross country trip to find a 16 year old zoomer bae that doesn't know about my behavior in spokane!'

He'll be lucky if the hearing doesn't wind up with him getting a note in his file saying 'permanent payee' if not a few days in the funny farm for another evaluation for wasting the courts time trying to argue his competency while posting videos of living in a hobo shelter, eating off the sidewalk and drinking peanut sauce
 
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Posted in SOFALAW. I’m sure the irony is lost on him, both because he’s not smart enough to understand irony and because he’s a genuinely cruel individual.
 
I think there's rules that you can't keep getting SSI if you're in a shelter. It doesn't make sense that he's double dipping on all his stuff.

Also, good luck on proving you don't need a payee when you're homeless. I doubt Lucas even has a bank account.
 
darkwingosonichugorl said:
I think there's rules that you can't keep getting SSI if you're in a shelter. It doesn't make sense that he's double dipping on all his stuff.

Also, good luck on proving you don't need a payee when you're homeless. I doubt Lucas even has a bank account.
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He has mentioned wanting direct deposit so he likely does have some kind of account, he also has to cash his SSI payments somehow so the government probably made him set one up for it

But yeah, this is definitely double dipping. At the very least i'm sure they are supposed to cut back on it because it isn't nearly as needed as he has no bills to pay for housing wise. There isn't much reason to be giving it to him at all tbh

I'd laugh my ass off if they not only refused to remove the payee but drastically cut his benefits after having his hearing in august. He'd be fucking livid, both from the loss of money for food and booze and because it would eliminate any chance at all of ever getting a woman, as he would have nothing to bribe the teen girls with anymore
 
Lucas should have had his federal payments cut from roughly $780 to $520 soon after he was booted out of Pioneer Place. The gov't is right on that shit.
 
darkwingosonichugorl said:
I think there's rules that you can't keep getting SSI if you're in a shelter. It doesn't make sense that he's double dipping on all his stuff.

Also, good luck on proving you don't need a payee when you're homeless. I doubt Lucas even has a bank account.
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Sort of. You can get SSI for 6/9 months that you live in a public (state funded) shelter. As far as the bank account goes, he probably just has a Direct Express card.

SSI Spotlight on Living Arrangements

If you live in your own place, regardless of whether you own or rent, you may get up to the maximum SSI benefit amount payable in your State.
www.ssa.gov
 
Club Sandwich said:
his attempts as making appetizing meals is truly baffling since it doesn't really jive with any of Lucas' other damage. like is he physicalyl tasting things differently enough that he's interpreting the results in a way that others generally do not? is he autistic and texture-sensitive? does he have that one disorder where he never feels full and just eats anything remotely edible? the combination choices he's videoed shows some signs that he knows that it's at least a little unusual (popcorn with pasta), but he takes pride in it, and for a while there he was actively showing off his culinary creations.
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I was thinking about this recently.

On several occasions Lucas has demonstrated that he has an issue with sensory processing. Describing Gouda as ‘crunchy’ and newly purchased caviar as fishy are notable examples. Gustatory hallucinations are commmon in people with schizophrenia. He could also have issues concerning/interpreting the sensations, hence his odd descriptions.

With respect to his cooking, I think it links in with his general pretentious nature and delusions of grandeur. Lucas can’t simply cook a standard meal like a mere mortal. Every dish has to be groundbreaking, unique and a demonstration of his creativity and genius so he can show ladies just how worthy a mate he is and to intimidate male competition with his obvious superiority.

A competing theory to this is that Lucas’s extremely stunted social/cognitive development means he approaches cooking like a child would, “I like cheese and I like cucumbers.. so if I put them together it will be double as good.”
 
Venmo is his latest begging platform.
 
klickitat said:
Venmo is his latest begging platform.
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It would be so very nice if we could all agree, (fellow kiwis, SOFALAW, and random Wern-watchers, that is) to not give Hobo Joe money for extra food. he's fed enough at the House of Charity that, as some have noticed, he's managed to GAIN weight since becoming homeless.

I'm sure some sped will do it, but you've got to ask yourself, why? Lucas is the ne plus ultra of ingrates. He deserves charity less than ANYONE.

Let him see, if not learn, that his hateful antisocial actions have consequences.

Don't REWARD Lucas for being an ass, fam.
 
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
It would be so very nice if we could all agree, (fellow kiwis, SOFALAW, and random Wern-watchers, that is) to not give Hobo How money for extra food.

I'm sure some sped will do it, but you've got to ask yourself, why? Lucas is the ne plus ultra of ingrates. He deserves charity less than ANYONE.

Let him see, if not learn, that his hateful antisocial actions have consequences.

Don't REWARD Lucas for being an add, fam.
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He’s already getting more than enough charity, too. If you really want to buy a homeless person some food, there’s plenty of ways to do that for someone who would actually appreciate it.
 
Rescuetoast said:
He’s already getting more than enough charity, too. If you really want to buy a homeless person some food, there’s plenty of ways to do that for someone who would actually appreciate it.
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I could not agree more. I can’t think of anyone less deserving of charity. He’s nothing but a cancer in society. The incredibly entitled way he begs makes me cringe. It’s never “would you please...it would really help me if...I’d really appreciate.” No, it’s “if you want to buy me food...my guy friends always buy me food, prove you love me ladies.” The fat fuck is morbidly obese and growing, yet wants more.
 
LeeLoo said:
I could not agree more. I can’t think of anyone less deserving of charity. He’s nothing but a cancer in society. The incredibly entitled way he begs makes me cringe. It’s never “would you please...it would really help me if...I’d really appreciate.” No, it’s “if you want to buy me food...my guy friends always buy me food, prove you love me ladies.” The fat fuck is morbidly obese and growing, yet wants more.
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The thing that rubs me the wrong way is that he feels so entitled to things like his spot at the shelter. The closest I’ve ever come to being MOTI at Lucas is when I remember that every night he spends at the shelter, someone who would probably really appreciate a bed and a shower isn’t getting one- because Lucas is. And he doesn’t appreciate it.
 
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