Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I'm delighted that Lucas described himself as "prancing like a prince." Lucas is a lumbering oaf, but there is something effeminate about him that suits prancing. Perhaps it's his tits? His anxiety as a low status, weak male? The image of fat, clumsy Lucas prancing down the road is wonderful. I would like to see more of Lucas prancing, swishing, and mincing.

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Still thinking of the possibility of the Wern getting shot by a rubber bullet or teargassed. He would respond like a little bitch. He would say Reeee! He calls others "bitch boys", we would see him go full bitch boy. I am sure he is scared of what is going on and is hiding. Maybe bus service was disrupted due the protest and he can't be get out to Airway Heights? As much as he claims to hate bigotry, he has not virtue signaled at all about the situation. Of course, no one is discriminated worse than him. And he will remind you of your GREED! Bernie Sanders upon you!
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Lucas taking a rubber bullet would be great slapstick. Perhaps I'm a sadist. It'd be best if he were shot in the balls.

Amusing as that'd be, there'd be more comedic value in Lucas being gassed or pepper sprayed. Imagine him writhing on the ground, crying through shut eyes, howling in pain as snot runs down his face. That's got to make you laugh, right?

Or better yet, Lucas being tazed and dumping his pants.

While I don't actively wish harm on Lucas, he strikes me as a cartoon character. Sort of like Wile E. Coyote chasing "smart pretty interesting girls." So I can't take him getting smashed too seriously. An anvil could fall on his head and it'd be a knee slapper.
 
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If I am understanding how the HOC works, line up is at 6pm if you want a bed for the night you don't get to leave again until after 5:30am the next morning. Tear gas and rubber bullets didn't start until after 7pm so I think it is 100% impossible for his story to even be remotely true. I also do not think that Lucas would have pushed the envelope by staying out past curfew and potentially getting arrested.
 
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Trainwreck said:
If I am understanding how the HOC works, line up is at 6pm if you want a bed for the night you don't get to leave again until after 5:30am the next morning. Tear gas and rubber bullets didn't start until after 7pm so I think it is 100% impossible for his story to even be remotely true. I also do not think that Lucas would have pushed the envelope by staying out past curfew and potentially getting arrested.
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You are quite right, there is literally no possible way in terms of timing for him to have been in HOC that night—which he was—and been downtown when the riot started.
 
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WonderWino said:
Rule of acquisition 121: 'everything is for sale, even friendship'

Except in this case lucas wants a meth bae as payment. It really shows he doesn't have principles beyond 'do anything to get what I want' as he associates with meth heads if it benefits him while ranting about drugs and trying to blackmail users and dealers (gee I wonder what slugger would think of the reason he got thrown out of his fartbox) Lucas spending any time around meth head tweakers is a bad situation waiting to happen. Especially one clearly fucked up enough to be sliced up like that, shows he has a history of shit. It can be real easy to set off those types so lucas had best behave himself unless he wants to end up risking a trip to the hospital

That said, can you imagine the horrifying spawn that would be produced as a result of lucas breeding with a teen meth addict? Just consider what lucas is like, then make the mental illness 10x worse and throw in brain and organ damage from exposure to meth during development. I can see it now - 20 years or so after being born lucas's spawn would be this guy, except in a hobo shelter or nuthouse like his father:


and he's lying through his teeth in that video. If he had been exposed to pepper spray or tear gas in any form he wouldn't be making a video about it, he'd be in a corner reeing in agonizing pain because hes too stupid to go to the hospital to get that shit washed off properly. That stuff is no joke and is painful as fuck and isn't something you just shrug off at all. The stuff with the 'black girl' didn't happen either. Way too convenient. Goes to a BLM riot and happens to meet a black chick who doesn't run screaming the other direction and actually takes his number? Yeah, sure, that totally happened. Its not like he has a long history about making shit like this up specifically about black chicks
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Hmmm, maybe Lucas does abide by the rules of acquisition. Especially 109: “Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.”
 
His black bae is about as real as Arthur Fleck's black girlfriend in Joker. She very well may be real and had a momentary if inconsequential interaction, and maybe even did some light stalking, but the rest of the interaction was invented in his head. And, like Joker, I can't be 100% certain if he knows he made up their interaction or if he legitimately thinks it's real. We know Lucas is a compulsive liar but we also know he has entire conversations with his own auditory hallucinations, and I doubt his hallucinations stop at just auditory.
 
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Krathnami said:
His black bae is about as real as Arthur Fleck's black girlfriend in Joker. She very well may be real and had a momentary if inconsequential interaction, and maybe even did some light stalking, but the rest of the interaction was invented in his head. And, like Joker, I can't be 100% certain if he knows he made up their interaction or if he legitimately thinks it's real. We know Lucas is a compulsive liar but we also know he has entire conversations with his own auditory hallucinations, and I doubt his hallucinations stop at just auditory.
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Framing Lucas as a real-life Joker film makes much more sense than I'd like to admit. Damn unreliable narrators!
 
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His black bae is about as real as Arthur Fleck's black girlfriend in Joker. She very well may be real and had a momentary if inconsequential interaction, and maybe even did some light stalking, but the rest of the interaction was invented in his head. And, like Joker, I can't be 100% certain if he knows he made up their interaction or if he legitimately thinks it's real. We know Lucas is a compulsive liar but we also know he has entire conversations with his own auditory hallucinations, and I doubt his hallucinations stop at just auditory.
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I do not doubt Lucas that stumbled upon a black girl during his lurkings. But as you note, encounters that for most people are trivial and forgettable are very meaningful to Lucas. He once spoke in passing to a neighbor on the staircase at his place, and then spent the next few days loitering on the stairs.

As others have noted, his story too closely tracks his fixations, and it is not credible that a woman woule give Lucas her number. I'm certain Lucas is consciously lying about the particulars. But in addition to being a liar, he's delusional and prone to misinterpreting social interactions. Somewhere in the details, there is a kernel of truth, buried in the bullshit and tardation.

I suspect that he shared a sentence or two with a wary, disinterested woman. To Lucas, this is a big deal: it feels important, like he's seduced her.

I'm curious about how he broke the ice, given his reluctance to initiate conversation and his extreme awkwardness.
 
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The fat faggot is back begging people to send him food. As if our tax dollars aren't enough!
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My guess is the black girl is real, but he didn't say anything to her, or it was a passing hello at best. It's Spokane, I assume Lucas rarely sees black girls at all, so it felt special. Lucas opened that paragraph about the black girl by saying he was pepper sprayed and tear gassed, which obviously did not happen. We know he's an unabashed virtue signaler aiming at progressive zoomer baes.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
The fat faggot is back begging people to send him food. As if our tax dollars aren't enough!
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It's his entitlement. We know he feels entitled to being supported/fed via other people's work. "Exceptional" people like that Goldaor Verder that for a laugh and to impress/get points/clout from his own followers "feed" his delusions, fuel his insanity. Lucas is stupid to notice that he's the Spokane pedo freak whose social media "friends" give him likes/heart/laugh reacts to keep his freak behavior going and keep laughing at him.
 
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Krathnami said:
His black bae is about as real as Arthur Fleck's black girlfriend in Joker. She very well may be real and had a momentary if inconsequential interaction, and maybe even did some light stalking, but the rest of the interaction was invented in his head. And, like Joker, I can't be 100% certain if he knows he made up their interaction or if he legitimately thinks it's real. We know Lucas is a compulsive liar but we also know he has entire conversations with his own auditory hallucinations, and I doubt his hallucinations stop at just auditory.
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I'm learning toward lucas knowingly making the whole thing up, because as was pointed out he couldn't have even been around the rioters in the first place because of the shelter curfew time. He may be delusional but he isn't THAT delusional that he would think he was wandering the street having encounters with people when hes siting on a cot in a shelter the whole time. and if he really has become that insane he legitimately needs to be hospitalized asap
 
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wenttobermuda said:
I'm curious about how he broke the ice, given his reluctance to initiate conversation and his extreme awkwardness.
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Bet it wasn’t him screeching “Nigga Nigga Nigga” in his phone, as all his bravado melts away the moment other people are around.

But for what it’s worth, I’m also leaning towards him making up the entire encounter.
 
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wenttobermuda said:
I do not doubt Lucas that stumbled upon a black girl during his lurkings. But as you note, encounters that for most people are trivial and forgettable are very meaningful to Lucas. He once spoke in passing to a neighbor on the staircase at his place, and then spent the next few days loitering on the stairs.

As others have noted, his story too closely tracks his fixations, and it is not credible that a woman woule give Lucas her number. I'm certain Lucas is consciously lying about the particulars. But in addition to being a liar, he's delusional and prone to misinterpreting social interactions. Somewhere in the details, there is a kernel of truth, buried in the bullshit and tardation.

I suspect that he shared a sentence or two with a wary, disinterested woman. To Lucas, this is a big deal: it feels important, like he's seduced her.

I'm curious about how he broke the ice, given his reluctance to initiate conversation and his extreme awkwardness.
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I thought he said he gave HER his number, not the other way round?

IF any of this happened, which it didn’t, it happened like thus:

Lucas works up the nerve to speak to a young black woman, far at the safe edges of the protest. She answers him politely.

He waddles off and buys some food, then brings some back to her, unrequested, like an animal offering food as a mating gift, because our Lucas is a fucking lizard-brained animal.

She may or may not have politely accepted it. Later she gets on a bus and Lucas follows her onto said bus, pestering her while she tries again to politely freeze him out. He puts out feelers with some “soooo do you like big guys/do you date around in this area/do you use tinder” intensely awkward comment he thinks is terribly clever, and she quickly says she has a boyfriend. He tries to give her his number anyway, either scribbling it down and dropping it in her lap as she gets off the bus, or just saying it out loud to her.

(I do love he says he “dropped her off” at her stop, like she was riding in his car or he was doing her a favour and escorting her like a gentleman. No Lucas, the BUS dropped her off. You just annoyed her the whole way there.)

This is what had Fatarse prancing in a princely manner and grinning like a mong all day. He talked to a girl!!!! For more than five minutes!!!!The highlight of his entire year thus far!!!

pathetic.
 
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AbraCadaver said:
I thought he said he gave HER his number, not the other way round?

IF any of this happened, which it didn’t, it happened like thus:

Lucas works up the nerve to speak to a young black woman, far at the safe edges of the protest. She answers him politely.

He waddles off and buys some food, then brings some back to her, unrequested, like an animal offering food as a mating gift, because our Lucas is a fucking lizard-brained animal.

She may or may not have politely accepted it. Later she gets on a bus and Lucas follows her onto said bus, pestering her while she tries again to politely freeze him out. He puts out feelers with some “soooo do you like big guys/do you date around in this area/do you use tinder” intensely awkward comment he thinks is terribly clever, and she quickly says she has a boyfriend. He tries to give her his number anyway, either scribbling it down and dropping it in her lap as she gets off the bus, or just saying it out loud to her.

(I do love he says he “dropped her off” at her stop, like she was riding in his car or he was doing her a favour and escorting her like a gentleman. No Lucas, the BUS dropped her off. You just annoyed her the whole way there.)

This is what had Fatarse prancing in a princely manner and grinning like a mong all day. He talked to a girl!!!! For more than five minutes!!!!The highlight of his entire year thus far!!!

pathetic.
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I'm pretty sure everything he made up that happened yesterday is bullshit.
 
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