💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Stafford Beer Bong said:
I can’t even get through the videos where he eats. He is such a disgusting, gluttonous pig. He doesn’t eat and drink, he consumes and devours like a vulture who came upon a fresh carcass. No wonder he is such a fat fuck.
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Could not agree more. He is absolutely nauseating. I can’t stand loud eating noises, it he is so foul he even makes me cringe when he drinks. I have no idea why he makes videos of himself eating.
 
LeeLoo said:
Could not agree more. He is absolutely nauseating. I can’t stand loud eating noises, it he is so foul he even makes me cringe when he drinks. I have no idea why he makes videos of himself eating.
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My theories: he's always eating, or he thinks it will impress people if he eats. He's a successful mammal, he has food! All he needs is a mate. He can provide food for her and their wernlings, too, because EBT.

I won't watch any material where Lucas eats. His notorious fried chicken video made a strong impression on me. He has no manners, and there's the added discomfort of watching a fat fuck enjoy his vice. It's like watching a junkie shoot up, or a sex addict beat off.

German makes a distinction between humans and animals eating in it's verbs. "Essen" is for people, and "fressen" for an animal. It's considered rude to use it for people.

Lucas frisst.
 
Someone needs to find this black chicks FB or IG, (assuming she's real) and show her some of his wide and varied collection of N-Word videos.
 
More Facebook foolishness from the Cute Older Daddy. French fries with a queen, sack lunch under a bridge, and of course begging for money like the bum that he is. Lucas's imaginary girlfriend is named "Kiki".
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Did creeper just lower the age range again from 24 to 21? How much lower can this shit get
Da Dude123 said:
More Facebook foolishness from the Cute Older Daddy. French fries with a queen, sack lunch under a bridge, and of course begging for money like the bum that he is. Lucas's imaginary girlfriend is named "Kiki".
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Any woman who saw his videos would likely block his number. I suspect he has eaten with some women, but it was purely platonic and he just misinterpreted like with Lacie. I kinda feel sorry for her as she likely somehow doesn't know what she's getting into (dunno how people in Spokane don't know about him when he was on the news and isn't inactive online). Its hilarious though because Lucas in the past posted those memes of himself giving a very clear image of what a dinner date with him would look like
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Someone needs to find this black chicks FB or IG, (assuming she's real) and show her some of his wide and varied collection of N-Word videos.
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You can't afford to pay for a gondola ride and a half of a load of laundry (because you own three shirts and probably one pair of pants and one pair of underwear, neither of which are likely ever washed) in one week, Lucas. How tf are you going to afford a kid, Lucas? We already pay taxes to support your humpty dumpty ass. We aren't handing you MORE money to take care of a kid (assuming you magically find a woman and a way to gain enough inches to penetrate her).
 
"I loved my lunch time with a cosmic queen of a vagina."

What a way with language.

This may be the Kiki Lucas is talking about, assuming she isn't imaginary:

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It would, of course, be tarded to contact the poor woman.

She's black, from Spokane, has the right name, and is dating a white guy.

A boxer by the name of Sean. I wonder how he feels about Lucas obsessing over his gf, Cosmic Queen of a Vagina.

 
Da Dude123 said:
More Facebook foolishness from the Cute Older Daddy. French fries with a queen, sack lunch under a bridge, and of course begging for money like the bum that he is. Lucas's imaginary girlfriend is named "Kiki".
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He's schizo mind is flip flopping as to how old the imaginary black girl is. Prior he said 22, next 18-21, followed by early to mid 20's. Mid twenties, well that would fall in the 24-26/27 range.
 
Doughboy just made my case from my last post to this thread.
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You can't afford food! How can you afford a kid, Lucas?
 
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I'm trying to figure out the timeline. It looks to me he was at 2 places at the same time. At Atilanos (video) stuffing his face with a burrito and at some other place where the cosmic queen of vagina enjoyed $10 fries.

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Ok now, it looks like he's still talking about the "supposed" lunch he had with the girl when he first "met" her and she had the fries.

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mothman96 said:
I'm trying to figure out the timeline. It looks to me he was at 2 places at the same time. At Atilanos stuffing his face with a burrito and at some other place where the cosmic queen of vagina enjoyed $10 fries.
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Burritos are always going to be his downfall. Smh
 
Can someone translate this but of Wern-speak for me? I don't get the 1950s reference.

"...as we longingly ate our fries like it was motherfuck 1950s in 2020."
 
It’s honestly sad how much he’s fixating one this moment that, even if real, is probably something the poor girl either wanted to escape from or won’t even remember in T -minus 3 days.

This is why you can’t give incels like Lucas attention.
 
Pump Meat said:
Can someone translate this but of Wern-speak for me? I don't get the 1950s reference.

"...as we longingly ate our fries like it was motherfuck 1950s in 2020."
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He thinks he's a part of the civil rights movement, but now.
Needless to say, he's just a moron.
 
The afternoon/evening offerings of him courtesy of IG.


I hope that poor woman, if she's not imaginary, googles his name and nopes the fuck away.
 
A Big Bumbling Black Man said:
He thinks he's a part of the civil rights movement, but now.
Needless to say, he's just a moron.
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I thought he was invoking the image of two sweet teen kids in a soda shop, on a romantic old-fashioned date.

Poor Kiki, having to eat while this wrinkled slobbering old man stared crazily at her.
 
mothman96 said:
I'm trying to figure out the timeline. It looks to me he was at 2 places at the same time. At Atilanos (video) stuffing his face with a burrito and at some other place where the cosmic queen of vagina enjoyed $10 fries.
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Dr Who, Emmett Brown and Tony Stark combined couldn’t pull the timelines together to make his stories work.
 
Lol. Did he really say in two weeks he is gonna ride the gondola? Waiting for his next check? That is hilarious since the Spokane gondola is only like ten bucks.
 
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