Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[wenttobermuda]

I'd say, in his schizo way of thinking, Lacie got the tattoo it means the other zoomers will be doing the same.

I think you're right. Lucas can't understand individual differences.

To Lucas, Lacie is a synedoche for her generation. He projects her qualities on all young women.

The only other sources he has for Gen Z are media reports ("The media calls you Generation Socialist!"), stalking Zoomer poonaner on social media, and his fevered imagination. Which is full of fertile, 16 year old socialist baes gaping their assholes.

This seems to be a characteristic of Lucas's disordered thinking. All men are like Cyril, his old pussy horde-ing friend who wouldn't share the poonaner with him; or da Pussy God, Mr. Steal Your Chick, who had a flatbill hat and said "nigga" all the time thereby moistening Lacie's panties. All older women are his poor ex, who took away what was rightfully his when she refused to mother and fuck him. Or Christians, who he sees as a monolithic group of hypocrites that don't bend to his whims, thereby angering Jesus.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Welp.
That "podcast" was supposed to start right now, and it hasn't, big surprise.
I'll keep an eye on it and record it if it actually happens.

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Update (20 minutes later): It's live

Oh man, this guy is grilling Lucas.
Lucas denied being schizo so the interviewer brought up Lucas's post where he admitted he's a schizo.
This made Lucas so angry that he's raging against his own mother.
"I don't believe in mental illnesses" aaahahahahahah

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

MENTAL ILLNESSES ARE CAPITALISM

Man, the ensuing meltdown after this....

ETA: Wow is he fired up lol

 

[Fatal Walter]

I knew he still had Greta on his mind while complaining about cars.

 

[PrincessKidana]

He doesn't believe in mental illness but he is still sure as fuck collecting the disability check for it.

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

I'm glad I am alone in this house (that I only have to get pussy, you see) because I just burst out in the ugliest cackle when Goldaor asked "What is this about men with three women?" and Lucas answered "CHRISTIANS!"

 

[wenttobermuda]

I expected Goldador (or whatever he calls himself) to merely fluff Lucas and feed his delusions.

But he's pissing him off, without ending the interview, and getting some interesting admissions.

Well done. This will enrich Wernology.

 

[dingobaby]

Lucas coldn't buy a $1 water for protest girl but he bought her $10 fries?

 

[Poop Shoot]

Haha he’s yelling about Starbucks

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

Goldaor was really prodding him to talk about the black chick...

THIS IS EXCEEDING MY EXPECTATIONS

 

[Pump Meat]

Kiwi Farms mention!

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas is cognizant enough to avoid topics he knows he's lied about or against his narrative, like the 8 girlfriends. He can always go back to screaming CHRISTIANS! GREED! AGEPHOBIA!

 

[Pump Meat]

dying at him calling Chrischan a "fat fucking retard"

 

[Fatal Walter]

He wouldn't even be worth a thread here if all he did was the starbucks incident. I'd forgive someone for creeping a barista out if that's all they did. He already had 75 pages in this thread apparently. Also, Lucas' Christory is a little dated.

Edit: This stream was well worth giving him fast food as far as I'm concerned now.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

It's remarkable that the Starbucks incident is on the low end of creepy disturbing shit Lucas has done by now.

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

LOL someone confronted him for screaming in public, this is delicious.

 

[Pump Meat]

holy shit someone approached him to tell him to settle down

 

[wenttobermuda]

It's remarkable that the Starbucks incident is on the low end of creepy disturbing shit Lucas has done by now.

What do you consider the high end of his disturbing shit?

For me it's stuff like talking about how he could've fucked his niece.

 

[dingobaby]

Host is telling him to make a tik-tok, because gen Z girls are into it. Great fucking idea.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Please tell me someone will post this when it’s over? I’m at work and I’m missing it!