I remembered this video. Start at the 2:15 mark. Looks like he'd be open to dating a FTM trans if a child can be birthed.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Rate me a top hat but I hope the DS has a small incendiary device hidden within it for pukas.
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Lucas hates complex stories and mechanics because he is stupider than a bag of rocks and doesn't like anything he has to think about too much. He knows he can't follow or understand complex stories or mechanics so he avoids them, which is why he centers on board games. Its also why he has it in his head that complex rules and mechanics = good game even when he can't remember them or play the game competently himself
That said, i'd love to see him try to play any of the HOI games. He'd lose his shit, wouldn't think or plan ahead and get steamrolled by the AI
Telomerase1979 said:
This goldaor guy is getting dangerously close to poking around where he shouldn't be. Enabling or fucking with lucas that directly isn't going to end well for anybody. Somebody who knows as much about lucas's past as he does should be well aware of that
That said, given the number of people that make a point of fucking with him and now sending him food, i'm somewhat surprised nobody has used lucas's love of sushi against him. Namely either by having him sent a large order of white tuna....which is actually escolar and contains wax esters that will make you shit your pants massively if you eat very much of it. Or by outright trying to kill him by sending him raw eel sushi (eel is never eaten raw even in sushi because eel blood is toxic and leads to an immediate and usually fatal allergic reaction, cooking denatures the protein responsible for it)
As for what games he should put on the DS....should piss lucas off by putting stupid ones on it like pac man and one of those virtual pet games. Then again maybe a virtual pet isn't a good idea. After all little girls love puppies so lucas might think its 1997 again and all the little girls are crazy over gigapet puppies and try to use the DS to lure some to him
skellig58 said:
The more entertaining option would be to rig it so a person could speak into a mic at their pc and whenever lucas is in range of a wifi spot the ds would repeat whatever you said so lucas could hear it and would think there were voices talking to him. Just imagine the crazy shit you could say to lucas and have him thinking he was hearing voices. 'no lucas! don't eat that pizza! you should only order anchovie, broccoli and turnip pizzas! thats what the flatbills do to get womens attention! they don't want you to know lucas! but you know! you know because you're the king!' and 'what are you doing lucas?! the best mating display is to sit on the sidewalk and drink bottles of worstershire sauce and draw attraction signs on the sidewalk using drops of soy sauce!'
i'd be curios to see how far such a thing could be pushed before he realizes he is being trolled
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He’s been catfished like 1900 times and you think he’s smart enough to figure that out ever?
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Just keep whispering "it's not in the cards".
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"I dont know why you wouldn't date me" I mean I could probably fill a few pages why not Lucas
"I have gorgeous hair like a Swedish Bobsledder" I doubt most zoomers would get the reference grandpa. Nothing says gorgeous hair like a badly balding greasy mullet that is already going gray within weeks of you being homeless. Nice to see you're back to the shirtless videos as soon as you get even a temporary roof over your head. Really shows how much of a fat slob you are Lucas
"I have gorgeous hair like a Swedish Bobsledder" I doubt most zoomers would get the reference grandpa. Nothing says gorgeous hair like a badly balding greasy mullet that is already going gray within weeks of you being homeless. Nice to see you're back to the shirtless videos as soon as you get even a temporary roof over your head. Really shows how much of a fat slob you are Lucas
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He's been paying $105/month for his phone when he could easily be getting it for free. It's not like he has any family or friends to call.
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Having watched stoned Lucas toss his hair like a "Swedish bobsledder" I am struck by how effeminate he is. He's a fat, balding man with dentures, but highly effeminate nonetheless.
Something about him is unmanly and suggests softness. Maybe its his luscious moobs? His affected grimaces? His precious little mannerisms occasionally punctuated with crudeness? He's like a mincing, chubby baby.
Truly the low status, no value bitch that he fears himself to be. An effete, lumbering failure.
Something about him is unmanly and suggests softness. Maybe its his luscious moobs? His affected grimaces? His precious little mannerisms occasionally punctuated with crudeness? He's like a mincing, chubby baby.
Truly the low status, no value bitch that he fears himself to be. An effete, lumbering failure.
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He's stuck on hats again.
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Being fat makes your estrogen levels high. He’s been fat for a long, long time.
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Yes Lucas... these are all certainly words.
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Institutional feminism (not institutionalized feminism, lol) didn’t create the idea that “women are supposed to be assholes”, he just doesn’t like women who assert themselves. He’s probably terrified of professional, business oriented women- they’re not assholes, though, they’re just not docile submissive little house pets.
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Been digging deep into the Wernhole ( big ups Walter for that one) . Some classics for the random te
He gets more and more "Nice Guy (TM)" by the day.
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Another video of Hobo Joe gorging, this time on some pasta dish with elbow macaroni at a casino.
He does the weird food thing again: he takes his bread and, perhaps in an attempt to dip it in the pasta sauce, methodically mashes it into ALL his macaroni.
Watch the vid and see if you've ever witnessed anyone eat like this:
He does the weird food thing again: he takes his bread and, perhaps in an attempt to dip it in the pasta sauce, methodically mashes it into ALL his macaroni.
Watch the vid and see if you've ever witnessed anyone eat like this:
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More fancy dinners for one! He goes out to eat more than most working people. Spending $90 a day on meals out when you're a ragman is something else. It would be great if HOC would make him pay something to live at their shelter since he has money to piss away on all these fancy meals and all the weed.
He is what's wrong with the welfare system in the US. "But, but when my parents die I will be rich!". The cow will not get shit when his parents die.
He is what's wrong with the welfare system in the US. "But, but when my parents die I will be rich!". The cow will not get shit when his parents die.
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Ah yes, Lucas telling women what their purpose is. I can't see how that would be interpreted badly
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Most people on SSI do not live and spend like Lucas, and none that I know are blowing their money on eating out regularly or motel rooms. Lucas is an asshole that doesn't understand the value of money or anything, even having a roof over his head.
Welfare is different because anyone low income can get it and there's lots of shady folks, plus you can't live on welfare alone beyond very short term or you have a bunch of kids.
Quite patriarchal of "feminist" Lucas dictating to women what their purpose is.