Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Fatal Walter]

Lucas threatening to call out misogyny. He was just talking about how chicks like edgy dudes a few months ago. Someone's girlfriend would probably just call him a faggot or something. White knighting is really obvious when someone as clueless as Lucas is doing it. He is really liking his catchphrase "Where the women at, where the party at?" But you'd expect it in a jovial tone. Lucas shouts it angrily under bridges. I would imagine his notoriety around town is rising by now.

 

[Particle Bored]

Lol even Lucas knows Amy Schumer and Samantha Bee suck.

I'd like to hear his detailed thoughts on Lisa Lampanelli.

 

[AnOminous]

Wow. I didn't even notice that! I remember him saying that his one of his feet were numb, he claimed from being homeless, but I wonder if it's from being diabetic and it causes him to walk strange.

It's neuropathy. It's irreversible and will continue to get worse as he continues not to comply with treatment, which is also going to be more difficult with being homeless.

 

[WonderWino]

It's neuropathy. It's irreversible and will continue to get worse as he continues not to comply with treatment, which is also going to be more difficult with being homeless.

and the worse it gets the worst it will be if he ever kidnaps a zoomer to haul off to his fart dungeon in some abandoned house. Just imagine being a zoomer teen, waking up chained in some dark basement and hearing the raspy breathing and 'thump....draaaaaggggg.....thump......draaagggg' of lucas slowly waddling down the stairs dragging his mangled stubs that were once feet. Its like something out of a horror movie

 

[Trainwreck]

Wonderful footage of a wild Lucas encounter @Trainwreck. Were you downwind of him?

I actually was and I was thankful that it was a little windy this morning so I smelled nothing.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

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"Stop saying I have a tiny face, you facephobic bigots!"

 

[Garfieldchu]

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"Stop saying I have a tiny face, you facephobic bigots!"

Charlie Kirk has really let himself go.

 

[mothman96]

I get the feeling Texans won't take well to having the insane pedo roaming the streets.

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

NO STAY AWAY FROM HOUSTON

Also a 40 year old man that still has parties with plenty of liquor and weed and young women probably isn't someone you want to hang out with anyway.. well, Lucas might

 

[dirtydeanna96]

The Minimum Wage in the state of Washington is $13.50 per hour.
Higher than almost anywhere else in America. Why does Lucas not have a job?

 

[mothman96]

NO STAY AWAY FROM HOUSTON

Also a 40 year old man that still has parties with plenty of liquor and weed and young women probably isn't someone you want to hang out with anyway.. well, Lucas might

Yup he would, but knowing he can't in any way/form compete with other men, he'd want for the host to get rid of all the other men so he'd be the only one with full access to the young women.

The Minimum Wage in the state of Washington is $13.50 per hour.
Higher than almost anywhere else in America. Why does Lucas not have a job?

He's feels entitled to having tax payers provide for him.

EtA:
The Bad Seed who salivates at the thought of "inheritance" started up the day with a usual anti-capitalist rant.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

NO STAY AWAY FROM HOUSTON

Also a 40 year old man that still has parties with plenty of liquor and weed and young women probably isn't someone you want to hang out with anyway.. well, Lucas might

Without being a car owning oligarch he'd be pretty limited there.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Lol even Lucas knows Amy Schumer and Samantha Bee suck.

I'd like to hear his detailed thoughts on Lisa Lampanelli.

He'd use her jungle fever as a key point on why he deserves barely legal tang.

 

[mothman96]

The Spokane Pedo Freak, spitting all over raging he doesn't want to be the 3rd wheel. What 3rd wheel, as if people want him to hang out with them.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I’d love to see Lucas go to Houston. It has a lot of rough areas and isn’t mostly liberal white people like Spokane. He’d probably get shot in a few weeks.

 

[mothman96]

The Spokane Pedo Freak boi, his anger grows. Ha, ha, ha.

Hey Lucas the pedo freak, you wallow in deserved misery/pain.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Yup he would, but knowing he can't in any way/form compete with other men, he'd want for the host to get rid of all the other men so he'd be the only one with full access to the young women.

If the world ever responded to his pathetic demands, and Lucas were the lone male at a party, he would "smile and stare at his feet."

His numb, rotting feet, tucked into a pair of used shoes he bartered from a hobo.

Then, free from cockblocks, he'd look "up at the sky...back to my feet."

This is how Lucas steals chicks.

 

[mothman96]

If the world ever responded to his pathetic demands, and Lucas were the lone male at a party, he would "smile and stare at his feet."

His numb, rotting feet, tucked into a pair of used shoes he bartered from a hobo.

Then, free from cockblocks, he'd look "up at the sky...back to my feet."

This is how Lucas steals chicks.

With the hobo Lucas as the lone male, the girls would head out the door.

ETA:
More of the insane pedo freak, frothing at the mouth/spitting up his mustache as he walks down the sidewalk.

 

[Krathnami]

The Spokane Pedo Freak boi, his anger grows. Ha, ha, ha.

Hey Lucas the pedo freak, you wallow in deserved misery/pain.

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It warms the cockles of my cold, cold heart that he stalks this thread daily and can see what we say about him and knows we're keeping tabs of his whereabouts. It very well may keep his more unsavory desires in check because he knows he's being watched. That said, "my anger grows" Shut the fuck up, faggot. What are you going to do, Lucas? Spit some more into the camera at us? Your impotent rage is hilarious to all of us. Everybody knows that you shrivel like a snail the moment you face any kind of irl confrontation, so spare us with the tough guy act. Nobody's buying it. There's absolutely nothing you can say or do that will make us stop until you're off the streets for good or you die alone from your untreated beetus.

 

[LeeLoo]

It warms the cockles of my cold, cold heart that he stalks this thread daily and can see what we say about him and knows we're keeping tabs of his whereabouts. It very well may keep his more unsavory desires in check because he knows he's being watched. That said, "my anger grows" Shut the fuck up, faggot. What are you going to do, Lucas? Spit some more into the camera at us? Your impotent rage is hilarious to all of us. Everybody knows that you shrivel like a snail the moment you face any kind of irl confrontation, so spare us with the tough guy act. Nobody's buying it. There's absolutely nothing you can say or do that will make us stop until you're off the streets for good or you die alone from your untreated beetus.

Fatty better be careful of the words he uses. He’s come damn close to making threats. And he’s fair game in public, as were the countless young women he’s filmed in the past, and the HOC residents who have inadvertently ended up in his videos. God it would be great if the Univ of WA caught wind of his Eisenberg post, and if he made an actual threat on a public forum!


Actually, could he get in trouble if a HOC resident complained? That’s definitely not filming in public. GOD!! Why don’t more residents complain about him?!