Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Anyone think something happened?

Could he have gotten the boot from HOC?

If something's really happened, we won't know for awhile, like with the black eye and when he got kicked out of his fart box.

Didn't we used to have a source in / around HOC? Its someone i haven't seen post in awhile.

Id love to hear their perspective.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Anyone think something happened?

Could he have gotten the boot from HOC?

If something's really happened, we won't know for awhile, like with the black eye and when he got kicked out of his fart box.

Didn't we used to have a source in / around HOC? Its someone i haven't seen post in awhile.

Id love to hear their perspective.
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@Nobleman you have any insight?
 
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wenttobermuda said:
Lol what a fat faggot
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I HATE YOU AND YOUR GREED! WHERE ARE THE WOMEN Z? I HATE YOU! I HATE YOUR GREED!

Now this is getting interesting.

The face, and "thoughts," of a "man" over due for some relaxation in Eastern State Hospital.

Lucas is as mad as I've ever seen him. It's marvelous. All that impotent rage, all that noise, screaming like a baby hoping some mommy figure will bring him poon and ice cream.

To me, he just seems exhausted by his unrequited lusts and hopeless desires. The world continues to operate in ways that keep him from getting everything he wants, and he can't stand it.
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Can someone please PLEASE put a dick in this mouth?!
 
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Club Sandwich said:
beginnings of gingival plaque and gum recession, note the coloration. also he's quite dehydrated. either he has some sort of mouth bacteria thing going on or he's been drinking/smoking regularly without adequate intake of fluids, causing irritation. combined with the plaque and i would lean towards smoking than drinking, but wouldn't rule it out. given it's the morning, it's likely he had several cigarettes the night before and didn't hydrate afterwards, and his meal had a sauce of some sort or was sugary in some way. combined with lack of water and you get his mouth condition.

if i were on the beat and saw that sort of tongue on a guy that had a complaint from the GP, i'd be seeing if he smelled of weed, had any redness in the eyes or nostrils, et c.

police training teaches you all kinds of indicators for substance abuse and how to use that collectively for probable cause searches or instigating a sobriety test, likewise tipping you (as the officer) to look out for things like nearby discarded butts or open containers, et c.
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Fatty smokes a dozen joints a day. Cottonmouth. He says he doesn't smoke cigs; I believe him.
 
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Blonde Bomb said:
Lucas clearly knows the way to a woman's vagoo...never mind her heart.

Personally, nothing revs my engine like a man pushing 40, who hasn't bathed in days, who I can see wandering the streets carrying all his earthly possessions, screaming at me about how ignorant and stupid I am for wanting to choose my own sexual partners. I love hearing how I lack the intelligence to dare be able to make my own choices.

::Swoon::
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Uhh. No where in your reply did you specify where the party and/or women at.


Bigot
 
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Slick Bridges said:
Seeing Lucas rage in pain and confusion always puts a smile on my face and a spring in my step.
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It's invigorating, isn't it? Having heard his befuddled roaring, I'm full of vim and vinegar today as I go about my bigot business.

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Does Lukey have the ‘Rona?
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The day keeps getting better!

I am now imagining Lucas on a ventilator, trying to find a way to use his illness to get teen poonaner as he dies.
 
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wenttobermuda said:
It's invigorating, isn't it? Having heard his befuddled roaring, I'm full of vim and vinegar today as I go about my bigot business.

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The day keeps getting better!

I am now imagining Lucas on a ventilator, trying to find a way to use his illness to get teen poonaner as he dies.
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....twist ending: between the rona and the beetus lucas gets put into a darth vader like iron lung suit and is forced to walk the streets in constant agonizing pain and cut off from the world around him. on the plus side it would contain the smell and muffle his ranting
 
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wenttobermuda said:
It's invigorating, isn't it? Having heard his befuddled roaring, I'm full of vim and vinegar today as I go about my bigot business.

And then:



The day keeps getting better!

I am now imagining Lucas on a ventilator, trying to find a way to use his illness to get teen poonaner as he dies.
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It would be germphobia NOT to fuck him.

GERMPHOBIC BIGOT!
 
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He is really tard raging today. Where are his wranglers? Who would want to invite that guy to their party? I think since COVID is going on is maybe why he is not being wrangled roaming the streets screaming like a little bitch. He is really being a sped. And filming while in the bathroom of the hobo shelter. That is some seriously rude shit. But it is all about Lucas and he acts like he owns the HOC.
 
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Trainwreck said:
@Nobleman you have any insight?
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Apologies for being in the dark, I work in admin and since we were allowed to be opened up I haven’t been to HOC.

Also Lucas was in Respite, for what he said was a bad foot but due to HIPPA I dodged this period because of what could happen to my job. I can laugh at Lucas and make fun of him and be found out and be chewed out but violating HIPPA...

Now Bishop Daly could not care about Lucas, he is in charge of all the hospitals, Gonzaga university, most of the social services, etc in the are.

But Lucas is no longer in respite. Filming with a he shelter can get him banned. He is still there—I have digital access to the list like all diocese employees—but I don’tknow what to do without being found out. But yes, if you can, call and blow Lucas up, this is bullshit.
 
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Rescuetoast said:
He used to smoke cigarettes. Couldn’t afford it now though I’m sure, the average price of a pack of cigarettes in Spokane is like eight bucks and he doesn’t have an extra $8 a day (or so) to burn.
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Well, not on burning tobaccy that aint wacky.
 
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Rescuetoast said:
He used to smoke cigarettes. Couldn’t afford it now though I’m sure, the average price of a pack of cigarettes in Spokane is like eight bucks and he doesn’t have an extra $8 a day (or so) to burn.
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He was forced to quit cigarettes when he was in Eastern State Hospital and the hospital instituted a no smoking rule. Now instead of cigarettes it's weed. He does look to have cash, since he's spending $60 for his joints and is still eating at restaurants.
 
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