Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

If Lucas did get a new phone, theres the possibility he forgot his logins due to how stupid he is

I always hoped someone would hack his YouTube since they do some real damage with the video titles without hindering his Instagram posting
Poop Chute said:
People staying there can use HOC as an address.

I've always secretly hoped someone would send him adult diapers.
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Off topic. But anyone else had a Lucas Werner dream?

Last night I was on a road trip with him and hilarity ensued.
 
Well, if anyone is truly bored and wants to send him a cheap phone, or just random shit like adult diapers to troll him, they just need to send to this address:

Lucas Werner
C/O House of Charity
32 W Pacific Ave.
Spokane, WA 99201

And yes, he will definitely get it. This might be the start of some hilarious new antics in the homeless Lucas saga...
 
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Nobleman said:
Well, if anyone is truly bored and wants to send him a cheap phone, or just random shit like adult diapers to troll him, they just need to send to this address:

Lucas Werner
C/O House of Charity
32 W Pacific Ave.
Spokane, WA 99201

And yes, he will definitely get it. This might be the start of some hilarious new antics in the homeless Lucas saga...
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Well I mean if you're going to send adult diapers why not just cut out the middle man:


With a note saying 'C/O: the greybeards of spokane. thanks for the telomere research. Its just not in the cards for you'

Not that i'd do it but i'd fucking laugh my ass off if he got a half dozen people sending him adult diapers and boxes of shit

Even moreso if it were disguised as a box of goodies from a fan like galdaor sent him. Lucas would be all happy wondering what he got and hoping it was some weed and food and open it up to find a giant pile of shit
 
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Anyone care to venture a thought, in all seriousness, on how Lucas is reacting to not having his phone? How it's effecting him?

I thought to myself that he must be going crazy, haha, because he uses the phone as an outlet for all of his psychotic rants, but the phone call with Gal-Door made me realize that he does the same thing really whether he has an "audience" or not, and possibly even whether he's alone or not, so it may not make as much of a difference as I thought.

Still, even normal internet artists like us feel like an arm has been chopped off when we lose our precious digital pacifiers; I'm curious how this "social media withdrawal", if you will, might be affecting him.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Anyone care to venture a thought, in all seriousness, on how Lucas is reacting to not having his phone? How it's effecting him?
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i would think that a phone is just another tool for him to use, much like the laptop or kindle. a means to an end. and the loss of which might be annoying, but he was already talking to himself and yelling into the air as he walked around. i would imagine that's a significant "outlet" for him anyway, as well as trying (and probably failing) to interact normally with other people.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Anyone care to venture a thought, in all seriousness, on how Lucas is reacting to not having his phone? How it's effecting him?

I thought to myself that he must be going crazy, haha, because he uses the phone as an outlet for all of his psychotic rants, but the phone call with Gal-Door made me realize that he does the same thing really whether he has an "audience" or not, and possibly even whether he's alone or not, so it may not make as much of a difference as I thought.

Still, even normal internet artists like us feel like an arm has been chopped off when we lose our precious digital pacifiers; I'm curious how this "social media withdrawal", if you will, might be affecting him.
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It must be pissing him off at least to some degree. Mainly because while he can walk around the street ranting and raving to himself, without a phone he has no access to the internet and so is severely limited in the ability to perv on zoomer baes and try to use the internet to find them. Its his main method of doing so seeing as he doesn't dare pull another note incident, at least at his current level of sanity. Hes also a raging narcissist and wants a real audience to hear his ranting
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
fisting
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honestly i think the whole fisting thing is a running joke at Lucas' expense. i don't remember more than a couple posts where he mentions anything related to it or its hashtag, and wasn't that in response to people making fun of his micro junk? it was in a post where he also mentioned being a scrawny fatbody (skinny arms means no muscle mass which means he's a 10 ton weakling).

i didn't read much about his stint on fetlife or whatever it was called when he posted stuff there so maybe that exposed it as a fetish?
 
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honestly i think the whole fisting thing is a running joke at Lucas' expense. i don't remember more than a couple posts where he mentions anything related to it or its hashtag, and wasn't that in response to people making fun of his micro junk? it was in a post where he also mentioned being a scrawny fatbody (skinny arms means no muscle mass which means he's a 10 ton weakling).

i didn't read much about his stint on fetlife or whatever it was called when he posted stuff there so maybe that exposed it as a fetish?
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There's a video where he brings his fingers together to "demonstrate" how he'd start the fisting penetration.
 
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Club Sandwich said:
honestly i think the whole fisting thing is a running joke at Lucas' expense. i don't remember more than a couple posts where he mentions anything related to it or its hashtag, and wasn't that in response to people making fun of his micro junk? it was in a post where he also mentioned being a scrawny fatbody (skinny arms means no muscle mass which means he's a 10 ton weakling).

i didn't read much about his stint on fetlife or whatever it was called when he posted stuff there so maybe that exposed it as a fetish?
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I'm not a Lucas expert but I fully believe that he thinks that bigger=more pleasure to be the only factor in pleasing a woman. Stuff like the "where do women store pee if they don't have balls" is definitely him failing to use a meme correctly, but he definitely seems genuinely interested in fisting barley legal teens.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:

This jackass again, trying to be the "Liquid Luke" I guess, who's so thoroughly unplugged he still references the weebly page, which has obviously been gone for years.

What a mong.
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"i do all i can to, you y'know appease to these millennial chicks"

What a tard. Is he trying to say appeal?
Even Lucas does not use that word incorrectly.
 
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mothman96 said:
There's a video where he brings his fingers together to "demonstrate" how he'd start the fisting penetration.
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This and I recall he's hashtagged #analfisting a few times. It's not uncommon in porn so there's guys who are into that. Lucas is because he has a small penis.
 
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TalmudSperg said:
"i do everything i can to appease to these millennial chicks"

What a tard. Is he trying to say appeal?
Even Lucas does not use that word incorrectly.
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Watching someone try to impersonate Lucas as a joke, is the full epitome of "I was just pretending to be retarded".

And if you're going to impersonate a retard for kicks at last do it well. This dude comes out looking slightly more spergy than Lucas himself.
 
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Coach McGuirk said:
Watching someone try to impersonate Lucas as a joke, is the full epitome of "I was just pretending to be retarded".

And if you're going to impersonate a retard for kicks at last do it well. This dude comes out looking slightly more spergy than Lucas himself.
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The guy actually looks more like Greer than Lucas, a less droopy-mouth Russell. Maybe he should work on his drooling and off-key singing instead of the terrible Lucas impression.
 
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