Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[wenttobermuda]

When he's says that, what comes to mind is the Psycho Freak Lucas eating a juicy womb/juicier uterus with a side of Fava beans.

As much as he wants to posses a baby Zoomer, I would not be surprised if Lucas had fantasies of cannibalism.

Does this bit of fanfic seem plausible?:

Spoiler: The Gen Z bride of Gen X

Sweating on a cot at the homeless shelter, he dreams of her. About 18 and ready to breed.

She's a "smart pretty interesting girl," who will take him seriously and agree that he's plenty good. She'll be "fecund," with a juicy uterus. Gorgeous, like his niece.

She'll take care of him, financially and otherwise; like his mommy. A place to stay, an allowance, meals. She'll do what he says, and not talk to other males. She'll call him "daddy."

She'll provide him with poonaner, and a daughter with a poonaner. Her butthole will gape. All the flattbills will be jealous, and acknowledge Lucas as a dominant male. His existence will be vindicated.

He'll posses her.

And then he'll eat her.

With mayonnaise and ranch.

And she'll still take care of him, even as he digests her. Forever his. Never alone.

Mommy/sex slave/daughter/dinner.

 

[WonderWino]

As much as he wants to posses a baby Zoomer, I would not be surprised if Lucas had fantasies of cannibalism.

Does this bit of fanfic seem plausible?:

Spoiler: The Gen Z bride of Gen X

Sweating on a cot at the homeless shelter, he dreams of her. About 18 and ready to breed.

She's a "smart pretty interesting girl," who will take him seriously and agree that he's plenty good. She'll be "fecund," with a juicy uterus. Gorgeous, like his niece.

She'll take care of him, financially and otherwise; like his mommy. A place to stay, an allowance, meals. She'll do what he says, and not talk to other males. She'll call him "daddy."

She'll provide him with poonaner, and a daughter with a poonaner. Her butthole will gape. All the flattbills will be jealous, and acknowledge Lucas as a dominant male. His existence will be vindicated.

He'll posses her.

And then he'll eat her.

With mayonnaise and ranch.

And she'll still take care of him, even as he digests her. Forever his. Never alone.

Mommy/sex slave/daughter/dinner.

It would look something like this:

'Remember lucas if you eat her she becomes part of you forever and nobody can ever take her away from you'

Also

'I want my zoomer baes!'

I can see lucas acting just like this for his first day or two in the nuthouse until his meds start to kick in

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

Nice to see Lucas getting confronted in person for making incel rants, shame it didn't go further. Shows how detached he is from regular people he keeps ranting while people are having conversations right next to him. Again with the lies about losing wright, half your body weight now? How fat were you before Lucas? You're already pushing 300, so I dunno why you keep claiming you're 240. "I'm entitled to the pursuit of happiness, don't stand in my way anymore" Gonna back up that threat creep?

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas is really going on claiming there is video evidence of the attack against him. Well, let's see it, Lucas. Let's see who this "Fat Albert motherfucker" is. With his car and money and 2X4 and baseball bat.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Lately he's really been on about these "Daffy the f*** duck" ball cap wearing zoomer males hoarding women, and in his last video he was even going on about "jocks". I don't know if anyone's made this observation yet but it bares a concerning resemblance to the two Columbine Shooter's views on the ball cap wearing "jocks" at their school that were respected and all the girls were attracted to. They perceived them as the reason they couldn't move upward on the social hierarchy or get the girls they wanted. As entertaining as it is to watch Lucas's insanity, his fixation on such things is cause for legitimate concern. It's a good thing he's such a pathetic coward because his extraordinary abrasiveness combined with his reflex of considering himself a victim who's intentionally being oppressed by the people he encounters is an observable catalyst of violence and retribution seeking behavior.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

His most recent Instagram video's hilarious; some crazy homeless lady comes up to Lucas and starts ranting at him, and it's just hysterical to see her crazy butting up against his crazy and the two crazies going their separate ways.

Lucas is quite nasty and rude to strangers who interact with him when he's not terrified of them, which means they're not men.

It's funny, I was thinking about Lucas similarly to the way we talk about Russell Greer, in the sense that the worst part of Russell has nothing to do with the way he looks. Similarly, Lucas's worst attributes have nothing to do with his mental disorders. He has the most abrasive personality and the highest undeserved opinion of himself, honestly, in any person that I've ever seen.

It's what makes Lucas so deserving of all the negativity, and it's what makes people who watch one or two of his videos instantly dislike him, and want to see bad things befall him.

Beyond his obnoxious constantly annoying need to repeat every detail a million time, and his total separation from any logic or consistency, it's this insanely high opinion of himself, calling himself mature when he does not one thing that a mature adult does, and it's obviously quite common to see 18 year old boys much more mature than Lucas; they have jobs, maybe they're on their way to getting an apartment or they already have one, you know the drill. But still he insists saying he's bled for you and lost weight for you. He's suffered. You OWE him.

It's astonishing he hasn't "had his shit rocked" more often.

I realized recently, and I'm sure other people have, that Lucas's videos are just a way to justify his constant rambling need to talk to himself. I have no doubt that he has many conversation similar to the ones he records that never get recorded, he said as much when he's discussed being a comedian in the park, and we know he'll go around screaming at the top of his lungs whether he's recording himself or not so some of his behavior is performative but some of it is just the genuine rantings of a Madman.

And it never occurs to him, never whatsoever, that expecting other people to give him girlfriends is pathetic? That expecting other men, younger men even, to hook him up is insane; NO ONE DOES THIS.

I said in an earlier post that Lucas has a very well-established self defense mechanism within him, and I've realized that this constant desire to be hooked up by other men is his way of covering up the shame he feels about his pathological shyness. Or, more accurately, the shame he would feel if he admitted to himself and others that the responsibility of meeting women lies on the individual not on the individual's friends .

See, if it wasn't everyone else's responsibility to get girlfriends for Lucas, eventually Lucas would have to admit that the fact that he has trouble even interacting with a woman at all, is his own fault, and that's his responsibility and no one else's.

As Lucas like to say that's YOUR problem.

But by making getting girlfriends our job, Lucas gives himself another excuse to be angry at the world, and shirks yet another normal adult responsibility: basic romantic socialization for those who are desirous of Partners.

His facial expressions when he makes these videos, always take me right up to the edge of being mad on the internet, and I have to take a little break so I can laugh at him explosively again.

He has the most patronizing, arrogant and smug way of raising his eyebrows, rolling his eyes, making these little exasperated exhales; I think these are things that only his phone is witness to because if he made these haughty facial contortions in an interaction with another man he'd be getting at least two baseball bat stuck up his ass, on the regular.

Something I meant to mention earlier that just astonished me, and it's one of the indicators that shows he will never learn, and that no amount of legal repercussions will ever bring Lucas to an understanding of his problems, is his recent repeated blaming of his anger on kiwi farms in SOFALAW.

He says people "rile him up", he takes ZERO responsibility for his anger.

He doesn't even see screaming in the park as something wrong that he did; he actually mentioned it as a positive when he's discussing the things he "did for Gen Z" - he screamed about racism in the park; that's the reason you're supposed to date him.

So what does that show us?

It shows us that Lucas doesn't realize that screaming at the top of his lungs in the park is wrong, which means, if we didn't already know, that he's going to do it again, and that Lucas now really thinks he's entirely Above the Law, which honestly isn't much as of a surprise, but it seemed like Lucas used to be a little better in the past about avoiding interacting negatively with law enforcement, he used to be a little better about keeping his head down.

He used to repeat over and over again that he didn't want to get in trouble with the cops; it was one of the reasons that he's had his oft-repeated stance about being against hard drugs, he only wanted to do things that were legal.

But it seems that now he either doesn't care that this behavior that's gotten him repeated tickets and put him on probation is even illegal, or he feels that his personal quest, with his notoriety and this inflated idea of himself as a liberal activist Crusader is just more important.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I realized recently, and I'm sure other people have, that Lucas's videos are just a way to justify his constant rambling need to talk to himself...

All nicely put.

I've long wondered who Lucas thinks he's addressing in his videos. Is he imagining some Zoomer bae when he records a diatribe? Who does he think he'll reach? He's certainly not trying to reach a creature like me.

Spoiler: This is serious mom

This is a mistake. It gives Lucas too much credit.

He's just talking to himself. He's an unmedicated schizo. They often do that with or without a phone.

And it's also not enough credit. Lucas howls his mating call day and night. He's begging the universe for poonaner.

But he's always his own audience, screaming in his own ear.

This is what passes for his thought process.

The closest Lucas comes to introspection is haranguing an imaginary audience, howling impotent jeremiads of sexual frustration and failure. But for his laments, and complaint, he cannot reflect on his life. His thoughts are all unsatisfied desires. Like a baby howling for a tit.

We must resist the temptation to ascribe psychological depth to Lucas. He is merely a weak male failing at rutting. His ranting is no more meaningful than an ape hooting in some sexual display.

It's silly and embarrassing, and you wonder how the ape takes it all so seriously.

Lucas can use language like a man, but only has weak ape shit to do with it.

Which is all a very serious was to call Lucas socially inept and singularly awkward. It's why accusations of autism are so credible and satisfying.

You bring up another point worth considering: the performative aspects of his videos. He is, in a way (but not the way he claims) playing a character.

Spoiler: Acting a tard

Lucas, in the flesh, is universally described as meek. Strikingly shy. Lacking the force of a personality. But for his occasional manic screaming fits, and brief flashes of sullenness, he is a pussy that stares at his feet and mumbles weakly. A troll, familiar with his company, described him as the angriest and most passive man he's met.

We all know that the smug, roaring buffoon he presents to the camera is not how he behaves day to day. It's an idealized version of the man he'd like to be. Better, braver, more masculine. Idealized.

And it's still tarded.

His idealized self is that tarded.

Even in his most arrogant projections he's a weak tard. Not a man to be taken seriously even in his own imagination.

Lucas is that rare cow that is as incompetent as he's malevolent. I don't think he'd be as funny if he wasn't so useless.

 

[AnOminous]

Lucas is that rare cow that is as incompetent as he's malevolent. I don't think he'd be as funny if he wasn't so useless.

I think that's pretty common with malevolent cows that remain lolcows. Russell Greer for instance, if he were actually competent, would be a serial killer level monster. Lucas, if he had the power to do what he actually wants, would be Nick Bate levels of awful.

 

[AbraCadaver]

“I’ll buy you a steak dinner if you’re a hot chick between 18-24 in Spokane”

Is... Is that a threat?

I gotta say, it’s kind of miraculous that The Vern DOESNT get laid more often.

Yes, with a 18-24 year old. At least someone under 30.

It’s not like there’s a lack of vulnerable young girls in the homeless/druggie milieu.

Girls who’ll suck dick for some dope or something to eat. It’s a transactional dog-eat-dog world.

While Vern might be repulsive to us, the alternative to him could easily be someone older, fatter and even more repulsive.

I guess it’s his fixation on young college girls, waitresses etc. that thankfully means that he doesn’t catch more obvious prey.

If I were a homeless drug addict looking to service another hobo in exchange for food or money, whom would I rather fuck?

a) standard ugly homeless man who just wants to fuck, or

b) ugly homeless man Lucas Werner, who has a pathological compulsion to scream at women that he wants to get them pregnant?

Lucas is incapable of hiding his desire to put a baby in a young woman. If he even passed the first step of striking a deal with some hungry addict, he wouldn’t be able to stop himself from giving away his intentions and she’d bolt when confronted with the fact that this big angry man wants her to get pregnant. There are other, less riskier options out there, who just want to get their dicks wet.

seriously, as a woman, I can confirm that if I was in a bad situation and desperate, the last fucking thing I’d want to do is get impregnated by a lunatic who clearly has some insane hangup about doing it. That shite happens on accident, not because you WANT to add “morning sickness and pregnancy” to your already fucked up homeless drug addict life.

Lucas is actively cucking himself with homeless girls and druggies by yelling about babies and fertility.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Again with the lies about losing wright, half your body weight now? How fat were you before Lucas? You're already pushing 300, so I dunno why you keep claiming you're 240. "I'm entitled to the pursuit of happiness, don't stand in my way anymore" Gonna back up that threat creep?

I don't think Lucas was ever 440. That's peak WingsofRedemption fatness, and Lucas never seemed that big. He's just bullshitting and playing the victim poorly, as always.

 

[Wernology]

His batshit nonsense from yesterday.

 

[Cuck Shack]

His batshit nonsense from yesterday.

Did he just accuse the flatbills of talking to themselves? The projection is real. Speaking of flatbills, I can't get over this guy's neologisms and repeated misuse of the same words. He's almost as bad as Chris Chan with that.

 

[WonderWino]

His batshit nonsense from yesterday.

There were some real interesting moments in that video

'When I first meet these guys I gotta feed them!' stands out. Lucas is very transactional with everyone and everything. He thinks if he does something for you that you have to give him what he wants in return. He 'feeds' people because he thinks that means they're obligated to give him a woman a return, like a literal caveman. There is no good intent behind it and the fact he has gone out of his way to repeatedly say how good his intent is in doing so proves it. When it doesn't work he just gets angrier and angrier and blames the person who didn't give him what he felt he deserved

He was getting super paranoid and agitated in that coffee shop whenever people were talking, especially women. He kept darting his eyes around watching for someone getting pissy in his direction

On that note he also chewed on his finger whenever that happened as a kind of nervous reflex, which is a common thing to see in chimps when they get scared or agitated

He claims he 'went to school last year and met the college chicks' in the video yet has repeatedly admitted the main reason he hated college was because literally no women wanted anything to do with him and didn't so much as speak to him, to the point he literally freaked out and thought he had it made when he took a pic of that one in the library who happened to be looking in his general direction

'Zoomers should fuck gen x creepers cause people volunteer in old folks homes' yeah totally rational statement there lucas

'Its kinda like you're a child molester' is how he describes 20ish same age couples dating 'because women mature faster than men'

He seems to think someone asking him 'do you want to go hang out' means 'you can sit there and watch me make out while I make out with children cause they're the same age' [children cause same above logic of women maturing faster...which itself isn't even consistent with his crazy logic]

He really seems to be in some kind of rut with wanting to talk an awful lot about molesting children today. Someone saner than him might question why hes thinking about such things so obsessively

He is considering becoming a vegetarian and a body builder 'because I want my chromosomes to be lower' (lolwut? that isn't possible. yet another item we can add to the list of things lucas has no understanding about)

He freely admitted being banned from the park for screaming at people, but his schitzo defense mechanism has kicked in and twisted it around in his mind so that he was 'screaming for them' (women) in a good way, to defend them, so it was really a good thing and hes a hero and being persecuted. That just shows how he is capable of rationalizing any abusive behavior to justify his actions and is something to keep in mind of and be wary of when it comes to him

He goes on about how he 'just doesn't care! I just hope you have happiness!' which is as passive aggressive as it gets and the same behavior he shows toward cyril and other people he despises

That hobo woman that had enough of him really had him getting agitated. He didn't know what to do and you could see it in his expression, his broke brain was just going into overdrive trying to figure out how to twist her calling him out in his own video as a good thing for him. That he posted it all shows hes an idiot

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

All nicely put.

I've long wondered who Lucas thinks he's addressing in his videos. Is he imagining some Zoomer bae when he records a diatribe? Who does he think he'll reach? He's certainly not trying to reach a creature like me.

Spoiler: This is serious mom

This is a mistake. It gives Lucas too much credit.

He's just talking to himself. He's an unmedicated schizo. They often do that with or without a phone.

And it's also not enough credit. Lucas howls his mating call day and night. He's begging the universe for poonaner.

But he's always his own audience, screaming in his own ear.

This is what passes for his thought process.

The closest Lucas comes to introspection is haranguing an imaginary audience, howling impotent jeremiads of sexual frustration and failure. But for his laments, and complaint, he cannot reflect on his life. His thoughts are all unsatisfied desires. Like a baby howling for a tit.

We must resist the temptation to ascribe psychological depth to Lucas. He is merely a weak male failing at rutting. His ranting is no more meaningful than an ape hooting in some sexual display.

It's silly and embarrassing, and you wonder how the ape takes it all so seriously.

Lucas can use language like a man, but only has weak ape shit to do with it.

Which is all a very serious was to call Lucas socially inept and singularly awkward. It's why accusations of autism are so credible and satisfying.

You bring up another point worth considering: the performative aspects of his videos. He is, in a way (but not the way he claims) playing a character.

Spoiler: Acting a tard

Lucas, in the flesh, is universally described as meek. Strikingly shy. Lacking the force of a personality. But for his occasional manic screaming fits, and brief flashes of sullenness, he is a pussy that stares at his feet and mumbles weakly. A troll, familiar with his company, described him as the angriest and most passive man he's met.

We all know that the smug, roaring buffoon he presents to the camera is not how he behaves day to day. It's an idealized version of the man he'd like to be. Better, braver, more masculine. Idealized.

And it's still tarded.

His idealized self is that tarded.

Even in his most arrogant projections he's a weak tard. Not a man to be taken seriously even in his own imagination.

Lucas is that rare cow that is as incompetent as he's malevolent. I don't think he'd be as funny if he wasn't so useless.

"Like a baby howling for a tit"....perfectly phrased.

"Mommy Milkies" indeed! The truth will out!

 

[teleméres69]

I think you're underestimating how much of a fatass Lucas was at his peak. He already admitted in the past he was a 5XL purely so he could brag about weight loss, and he's still covering up how obese he is. It's not that unbelievable Lucas would be that big. People such as Suzanne and his former roommates/friends have complained about Lucas' gluttony in the past

I don't think Lucas was ever 440. That's peak WingsofRedemption fatness, and Lucas never seemed that big. He's just bullshitting and playing the victim poorly, as always.

I believe he said he wants his chromosomes to be healthier. Wasn't aware that was possible either, but Lucas is already a wreck, so even if it were I'm sure it would be far too late for him at 40 to undo half a lifetime of damage. Its just another example of how Lucas doesn't know what he's talking about and the whole telomere schtick is a big cope for him

He is considering becoming a vegetarian and a body builder 'because I want my chromosomes to be lower' (lolwut? that isn't possible. yet another item we can add to the list of things lucas has no understanding about)

It really makes the domestic abuse charge all the more of a red flag. Lucas justifies it being the fault of soda he abused Suzanne, which means the reality is likely much more horrific and it's less surprising he has so many restraining orders against him

He freely admitted being banned from the park for screaming at people, but his schitzo defense mechanism has kicked in and twisted it around in his mind so that he was 'screaming for them' (women) in a good way, to defend them, so it was really a good thing and hes a hero and being persecuted. That just shows how he is capable of rationalizing any abusive behavior to justify his actions and is something to keep in mind of and be wary of when it comes to him

 

[mothman96]

He was getting super paranoid and agitated in that coffee shop whenever people were talking, especially women. He kept darting his eyes around watching for someone getting pissy in his direction

On that note he also chewed on his finger whenever that happened as a kind of nervous reflex, which is a common thing to see in chimps when they get scared or agitated

I don't think that was a coffee shop. He was in the shelter, by the back entrance/exit.

Back entry/exit and inside the shelter:

https://www.krem.com/article/news/health/coronavirus/new-shelter-bought-with-covid-19-response-money-opens-in-downtown-spokane/293-6ee9db83-d961-4d49-8607-6b6091fee67f

City of Spokane shifts homeless people to new shelter - KXLY

The temporary COVID-19 shelter at the Spokane Arena shut down Thursday, as was initially planned.

www.kxly.com

 

[Desu Vult]

I seriously do think that if a hawt zoomerbae suddenly materialized and told Lucas "ok, lets go under your troll bridge and do the do", hed find an excuse not to, and later figure out some grievance about her to sperg about. Like someone already said, his love quest and bitching about agephobia has been the entirety of his life for almost a decade, and hed probably freak out if it looked like he actually might succeed.

 

[le funny sex number 69]

I’d excuse Lucas’ gluttony if he was on his meds because antipsychotics give some intense food cravings, but nope, he’s a glutton on his own. Totally what teen baes are looking for in a man.

Also, I wouldn’t dismiss Lucas as too much of a coward to be a menace. He’s afraid of confrontation with other men. He’s the type to get very macho when alone with a woman. And he’s escalating.

 

[ThomasAudley]

Here he is overestimating the size of his “mega micropenis”

 

[Wernology]

Lucas's diction is striking. He has no control over it, though. As always he's at the mercy of his obsessions.

To paraphrase:


When Lucas earnestly attempts poetry the results are dull. Boring, declarative language that exposes the limits of his imagination. His creative writing amounts to tedious exposition of his fixations, like Wound.

Yet, when Lucas describes female reproductive organs, and mating, he evinces a tarded genius.

"Juicier uterus." This is the most awful combination of two words English permits.

He's desperately creative, but totally barren. He wants to spawn wernlings. He'll have to settle for dried vaginas.

C'mon, you know "moist uterus" would be way worse.

QUOTE="WonderWino, post: 7138112, member: 46815"]
There were some real interesting moments in that video

'When I first meet these guys I gotta feed them!' stands out. Lucas is very transactional with everyone and everything. He thinks if he does something for you that you have to give him what he wants in return. He 'feeds' people because he thinks that means they're obligated to give him a woman a return, like a literal caveman.
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See, that part I didn't find weird. That's a really common thing in a lot of cultures, to offer food as a welcoming gesture or as a gesture to show friendship or love toward someone.

In the upper Midwest US, especially outside of large city centers, where there's still a largely dominant Nordic, German, and Polish background, it's almost impossible to visit someone's house either as a relative, friend, partner, or Air BnB client if the owner is still home and not be almost constantly offered food.

Super common among the Hmong populations here as well.

You're technically allowed to refuse it but it's like some goddamned magic spell where you have to say 'no' in very polite ways at least three times and even then you'll probably get food sent with you when you leave.

Not sure if that's how it works in Aberdeen, WA which is where I think he grew up, but the food offering thing is a thing even I just do automatically if someone visits or if I have shareable food on me and, god forbid because I legitimately hate it, a stranger strikes up conversation with me in public.

Lucas has shitty intent behind what he's doing, as he's expecting something in return, but most normal people (from certain parts of the US anyway) just kind of auto offer food to people. We're like a website that pops up that, "HEY, YOU WANT 15% OFF? ENTER YOUR EMAIL! WE PROMISE NEVER TO SHOW UP AT YOUR HOUSE WITH FUNERAL POTATOES BECAUSE WE MADE WAY TOO MANY FOR THE LAST FUNERAL WE ATTENDED."

There's a funny, to me at least since I'm from that area, bit in How to Talk Minnesotan that ran on PBS in the 80s about food and when I watch it my brain just goes, "...okay but why is that weird?"