Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

Welp i died laughing, thanks fam

Ngl i kind of want to draw this

but it would be a major disservice to the tmnt. I’d never do my boi Raph like that.

...That absolutely calls for a flatbill shredder and rat like cyril in place of splinter.....and a bunch of foot soldiers with flatbills and baseball bats, all looking like clones of course

and lets not forget a technodrome to hoard all the zoomers in

 

[AbraCadaver]

...That absolutely calls for a flatbill shredder and rat like cyril in place of splinter.....and a bunch of foot soldiers with flatbills and baseball bats, all looking like clones of course

and lets not forget a technodrome to hoard all the zoomers in

I have work to do today, don’t make me procrastinate by drawing hilarious things!

(oh and zoomer bae April)

 

[Amewsed]

Sometimes I sit and wonder what became of the Batman pantaloonies

I'm guessing one too many sharts sent batman into hiding. The dark knight experienced too many dark nights and now goes by scat man.

 

[ThomasAudley]

Lucas last posted around 9am his time, nothing after. Wonder if he got in trouble with probation today? A hot UA maybe? Guess we'll see tomorrow.

I don't want to wait another month for content but how hilarious would it be if he slinked back to HOC and had his phone stolen again.

ETA: Checked the Spokane jail roster for good measure and he wasn't on there.

 

[mothman96]

Don't know by when @Nobleman gets the updated roster with the names of those who checked into HOC for the night. If Lucas's name is on there for Tuesday night, we'll know he's still walking the streets, but for some reason hasn't posted to his IG after that one "XL" shirt post.

 

[Nobleman]

Don't know by when @Nobleman gets the updated roster with the names of those who checked into HOC for the night. If Lucas's name is on there for Tuesday night, we'll know he's still walking the streets, but for some reason didn't post to his IG after that one "XL" shirt post.

He is still at HOC on the roster. Probably having phone difficulties again or mad at the world and sulking

 

[mothman96]

He is still at HOC on the roster. Probably having phone difficulties again or mad at the world and sulking

Does HOC provide dinner for the homeless? Looking at their services it only mentions breakfast and lunch. If HOC doesn't it must piss Lucas off since he was getting the 3 meals when he was at the Arena and the same for the time he was at the new SA shelter.

 

[Nobleman]

Does HOC provide dinner for the homeless? Looking at their services it only mentions breakfast and lunch.

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Since Covid, the Washington department of health made HOC change up how they give out meals. So since Providence hospitals are Catholic operated, they have been providing HOC emergency bagged breakfasts and dinners for the Covid response, and HOC provides a hot lunch.

 

[Da Dude123]

I wonder if the hobo got his phone jacked? I am hopeful that when he gets back to posting more hobos start giving him shit during his incel mooing videos. You could tell it really threw him off, cramped his style. She was all "I'm sick of your mouth, the way you talk about women. My old man died by that bridge last week.". Lol! Lucas was all "uh, lady, I am just trying to make my incel videos. Not talking to you.".

 

[WonderWino]

Does HOC provide dinner for the homeless? Looking at their services it only mentions breakfast and lunch. If HOC doesn't it must piss Lucas off since he was getting the 3 meals when he was at the Arena and the same for the time he was at the new SA shelter.

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I can just imagine lucas at an art therapy session. Sitting in the corner making pictures of flatbills and zoomer baes with finger paints, macaroni and glitter.....and probably sneaking some of the macaroni to eat later

 

[Quiet Dignity]

finger paints, macaroni and glitter

That's the dish right there, microwaved obviously.

 

[WonderWino]

That's the dish right there, microwaved obviously.

I wouldn't put it past him. but if he does that he'll likely forever be referred to as the glitter shitter by the other hobos at the shelter

 

[teleméres69]

So has anyone in Spokane spotted creeper out in the wild? Hopefully the parole shit hasn't scared Lucas from screaming his manifesto in public

 

[Da Dude123]

The cute older daddy claims he is super busy in some comments and working on a big lawsuit against all the bigots. Maybe we will see a lolsuit from Tubby in the same vain as Russell Greer?

 

[teleméres69]

Sounds like the Starbucks lawsuit all over again. Surprised he hadn't deleted the comments yet, Lucas is usually too prideful to allow any slander of his name on his posts

The cute older daddy claims he is super busy in some comments and working on a big lawsuit against all the bigots. Maybe we will see a lolsuit from Tubby in the same vain as Russell Greer?

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

The cute older daddy claims he is super busy in some comments and working on a big lawsuit against all the bigots. Maybe we will see a lolsuit from Tubby in the same vain as Russell Greer?

Anyone else get the feeling that this mysterious video of the attack is just Lucas being trolled again?

 

[WonderWino]

Sounds like the Starbucks lawsuit all over again. Surprised he hadn't deleted the comments yet, Lucas is usually too prideful to allow any slander of his name on his posts

Indeed it does. Its interesting that he has managed to convince himself that something he entirely made up has literal physical evidence in the form of security camera footage. That implies he really is engaging in a literal delusion, otherwise he would be setting himself up to look bad, which we all know lucas wouldn't do deliberately. That said, I suspect the only reason he hasn't deleted those comments is because he can use them to brag about how hes going to get rich through said lawsuits

On that note, i'd laugh my ass off if it was some troll who contacted him claiming to have footage and when asked for it, sends lucas a video of jim lahey getting beaten with bats by the cops, only edited to put lucas's head over lahey's and some flatbill caps on the cops. If lucas really is stupid enough to have involved the cops, as he claims and is telling them there is this video evidence coming and then turns out to be getting trolled and wasting their time, he could get in some serious shit for wasting their time and making up fake assaults like that. He's already on their local shitlist for his antics, he doesn't need to be bringing that kind of attention on himself

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

The cute older daddy claims he is super busy in some comments and working on a big lawsuit against all the bigots. Maybe we will see a lolsuit from Tubby in the same vain as Russell Greer?

The Wern should definitely contact Rusty to get advice on these types of lawsuits. A collaboration between the two would be hilarious.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Hadn't seen these posted before; both older, but hilarious.

"No one can figure it out..."

 

[mothman96]

When asked what happened in reference to the "violent street attack", his use of the word "constructed" is quite telling. He "constructed" a bit of a story the past few days. It's quite the tale. We've seen how his "story" has changed from when it first came out via Goldoar (2 guys with bats), later via Lucas it was a bat and a 2 by 4, a wooden plank, he got called a pedo in one version, chimo in another, he got punched in the mouth, and yet in another version of his "story" he came up with 3rd guy that said something about 17 yr olds,( no mention of being called a pedo/chimo in this one) etc. then the other 2 guys show up.
So yea he's been "constructing quite the tale".

Well it's been 48 hrs since his last IG activity. Hopefully a Spokane kiwi will catch sight of him, and if he's wearing his earbuds he still has his phone with him. Something else is holding him back from using his phone to do his shit with.