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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Young girls, teens, young women of Spokane, if you see this "man", run, run away fast. He believes he is entitled by "birth right" to have you.
@Trainwreck , are there any women's groups in Spokane that can put out flyers warning the people to watch out for, and stay clear of this psycho freak.
@Trainwreck , are there any women's groups in Spokane that can put out flyers warning the people to watch out for, and stay clear of this psycho freak.
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Lucas is going to enact the right of Primae Noctis on the young women of spokane, prepare your loinfruit serfs your divine master is in the mood for a fisting.
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Okay, I simply can’t laugh at this. These are the words of a deranged maniac. Lucas is a danger to young women.
LeeLoo
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Could not agree more. And I too agree that making that horrific meme a flyer to send to Spokane women’s shelters is a good idea. He is an absolute horror, and his words prove that in his head, women aren’t just property, they are HIS rightful property.
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Sooo, do we all agree he probably ripped those pants himself? With the Hurly shirt and holey jeans, it really looks like he's trying to pull off '00s skater boi style to attract the Zoomer hunnies
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The Wernest
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imagine the people accidentally finding his "memes" when looking at the recent pictures posted in the Spokane location
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Nice Fat Girl Angle Shot Lucas
Also: this picture makes it look like he shaved his head. He really should, it would be an improvement.
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Chocolate Milk with lunch. Welcome to the 3rd grade.
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More hobo schizos posts from Lolcow Lucas Werner. Gotta keep those earbuds in to keep the voices in the head at Bay.
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Fatal Walter
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Wow, he's "entitled by birthright." I mean, none of this is new information but this guy is getting closer and closer to forcing himself on someone. Be careful, women of Spokane.
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He's such an idiot. His family isn't rich.
I like how he says in that same meme that he was, "raised to do his own shit." This bloated lunatic hasn't lifted a finger to do a damn thing for himself.
He also states that he's in college. Is he talking about the remedial classes he took a year or two ago? I didn't hear anything about him going back.
"Oh and give us loin fruit." This made me recoil. He can't seem to not be weird and disturbing about sex and babies.
Those eyes are extra crazy in that picture. Damn. Also, gotta love that he thinks he's earned the love of an entire generation of women (ahem, and girls), because he "screamed and bled for them"
"...and the only thing that gives me your love is my birthrite (sic) by virtue of biology" Yeah dude, no. That's not how it works. No person is entitled to another person, ever. You think the world owes you something just for existing. It doesn't.
"Milk it like a chocolate horse." What the actual fuck? I can't with him. The combination of stupidity and insanity sure do produce some weird ass shit.
Fatal Walter
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One of the most generous guys in the world, huh? Let's see that in action.
Oof. I guess the repeated offers to smoke guys out were all a lie. He's so transparent it's fucking painful sometimes. He said he has enough bros which is funny because even his literal brothers won't talk to him.
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In many other cities, Lucas would be getting his ass kicked regularly, and deservedly so.
The Wernest
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I think he knows his techniques are controversial so he keeps his head low when he's not in front of the camera
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He's intitled to women by
"birthrite", cause that doesn't sound like something a neo nazi would say or anything. He's showing signs of going on another one of his emotional roller coasters again, maybe later we'll get another series of rabid screaming, dry heaving, spit spattering, break down videos followed by a suspicious cliff hanger period of silence that leaves everyone searching for an explanation like an I-spy book.
"birthrite", cause that doesn't sound like something a neo nazi would say or anything. He's showing signs of going on another one of his emotional roller coasters again, maybe later we'll get another series of rabid screaming, dry heaving, spit spattering, break down videos followed by a suspicious cliff hanger period of silence that leaves everyone searching for an explanation like an I-spy book.
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He's definitely escalating, mad cunt that he is... At some point, he's gonna crest a hill and go hurtling full speed into actual, pant-shitting insanity. I'd be terrified if I lived in Spokane and had a zoomer-age daughter.
Not only to women's shelters, flyers should be passed around town in general.
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And what's with the "Have Atilano's with me". Does the insane freak think because he can go in the restaurant to gorge, Atilanos has his back/supports his predator insanity.
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Someone left a care package for the Wern
WonderWino
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Just reinforces he has a schitzo childs mind. he's like a giant deranged 8 year old
and i'd laugh my ass off if one day a shelter throws out of his clothes because they reek and are full of holes and gives him the only ones they have left.....that happen to have trump advertisements on them
Lucas wandering the streets furious at having to publicly wear trump campaign shirts would be utterly hilarious
That said all this entitlement stuff hes ranting about with generations reminds me of those 90s pepsi commercials 'you are the pepsi generation' and 'generation next' and I can't get the image of lucas wandering around screaming 'you are the telomere generation!' to random zoomer baes out of my head. Also the slogan 'be young, have fun, date lucas' sounds exactly like something he would come up with