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Bold words for a man with a domestic violence charge himself
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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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The reason he doesn't have more DV convictions is because no woman (except for Suzanne) has wanted to be in a relationship with him.
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He must have been at 500 before he lost the 200 to be at the 297 he is now. The comment before he deletes it.
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LeeLoo
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Ummm....didn’t fatty admit to being attracted to his 11 year old niece?
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He's back on Instagram calling other people pedophiles again. Are we forgetting the Facebook post already, Lucas?
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure he did.
He's really good at projecting his feelings and desires. What a creep.
cigarettesalsa
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It never occurred too Lucas that women can date outside of their political affiliation? If you're supposed to date outside your ecenomic class to prevent classism, and outside your age group to prevent ageism then shouldn't you be dating outside your party affiliation to prevent political discrimination?
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Things don’t really seem to “occur” to Lucas. Specifically thoughts.
He’s a low IQ autist who manages to pick up things in the media once in a while, and then repeat it ad nauseam because he thinks its true.
“Young voters flock to Bernie’s campaign” becomes “All young people are socialists”.
I kinda wonder if he ever turns off the sales pitch. Is it only Instagram or does he talk like that 24-7 in real life?
In that case, the other homeless must be sick of him, and he he probably already acquired a reputation as “that weirdo who always talks about getting laid and Bernie Sanders.”
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Ok, so Lucas wants Gen Z Girls to choose him as a mate because "girls are attracted to a father figure" (obviously "father figure" implies role and relative maturity, but Lucas's pea brain sees this as women being attracted to men literally as old as their fathers!) .....
....and yet a meme suggesting an attraction on the literal exact reverse, from father to daughter, is pedophilia because.....orange man bad, I guess?
Have some consistency, Fatty.
He did call his "buddy" Isaac a "fucking classist" in this video because Isaac brushed him off and didn't tell some story. So it does look like he takes his "sales pitch" to the streets. Even the homeless are "classists" when Lucas doesn't get his way.
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He really just has nothing else in his head except what he makes memes about and perhaps a few things even he realizes he shouldn't say to the whole world. Like, his mom wasn't just trying to piss him off out of nowhere by saying it's not in the cards. He probably was constantly bothering her about how he didn't have a girlfriend and she should help him get one.
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Like he doesn't even get that this is about bussy and how degenerate lefties are. He thinks it's about women's sexism. God.
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LeeLoo
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I love how in fatty’s rotted brain, women who aren’t attracted to fat, dirty, ugly, disease ridden hobos are sexist bigots. Oh Lucas!
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I guess it's not a surprise, but it's pretty revelatory how much Lucas has missed the point here.
Like, from what I understand, the meme is suggesting that the classic socialist ideal of the worker male, is masculine and similar to the classic conservative idealized male, and that the modern left has taken that stereotype and feminized it to the point where the modern liberal male is essentially his own waifu.
But for Lucas it's just women being bad because they expect men to look good, even though Lucas expect all of the women he wants to look like pornstars.
There's that lack of consistency again.
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...asks the clinically obese man with untreated mental illness, autism, diabetes, that readily admits he doesn't give a fuck about you if you're not in his narrow banded age range and something he'd want to have sex with, who gets out of breath standing and talking at the same time, and who has a temper that goes from 0-100 with no provocation, with a domestic violence charge and numerous videos either he himself has posted or others have posted of him flipping his shit and threatening/trying to fight someone.
Why indeed?
He's literally a poster boy for a collection of short telomeres. The only thing long about him is the ratty pony tail.
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Lucas is vile.
I know you're all duly shocked.
I know you're all duly shocked.
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Indeed and thats the best part about it. He projects his own flaws without even consciously realizing it. Its almost like he has a subconscious drive to warn others against reproducing with him. Even if all his insane 'science' were 100% accurate it would be irrelevant to him because he is literally, by his own standards, the exact kind of male who should not be allowed to breed. I don't even want to think about what he would do if he did somehow manage to get some zoomer pregnant and the kid ended up both male and exactly like him - stupider than a rock, diabetic and mentally ill. He'd lose his shit, probably blame the zoomer and claim she lied about her age or some crazy horseshit and likely cause an incident that would get him either arrested or committed. and even if it by some miracle did turn out healthy, with lucas as the father and no way of providing for his teen zoomer bae community services would take the kid and put it in foster care on the spot. Which would incense lucas into a tard rage the likes of which we've likely never seen
That said, I wouldn't be surprised to see lucas on a machine like this someday:
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"Walter Fate literally sounds like he's made of bacon"
Look who's talking porker
Look who's talking porker
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Fatal Walter
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Lucas is really going off about MGTOW (he calls it mugtow) and how he's not one of those guys who expects he can rape women if they're on his property. Okay, these aren't as recent as anything I used in my last video but here we go.
Also someone should tell him I never claimed I wasn't a sexist. I'm complaining because he's a hypocrite, not because I'm some ultra leftist.
Also someone should tell him I never claimed I wasn't a sexist. I'm complaining because he's a hypocrite, not because I'm some ultra leftist.
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How long have we been listening to Lucas, and how exhausted are we? If you're like me, it's been maybe 2 or 3 years of Lucas's mating calls and complaints. Sometimes it's so repetitive and tiresome you can barely laugh at him.
Even when we he declares "I have lost 200 lbs to father your children!"
Now imagine this has been going on for nearly 4 decades, interrupted only by month long silences because of the psych ward.
Wouldn't you want to change the subject or steer the conversation? And is there really anything else he's be willing to talk about besides food?
No wonder his mother is so curious about where he'd like to eat.
Point well taken, but in his way, Lucas is remarkably consistent. He is guaranteed to make decisions, and take positions, in what he sees as his sexual self interest.
This leads to confusing results and lots of self contradiction, if you make the mistake of taking him seriously.
And giving him credit for anything but howling for poonaner.
In short, if something relates to his failures at courting young girls, he's against it. If he feels something will improve his chances with the baes, he supports it.
Capitalism? Girls won't fuck him because capitalism has convinced them he needs a car and credit card to be a viable mate. Fuck capitalism. Capitalists are wicked. They block cock. Bernie Sanders and socialism will yeet down the baes he's due.
Inherited wealth, land and a herd of cows? He thinks that he'll probably have those some day, and they'll help him score a mate, so that's cool. Primogeniture is cool. Manorialism too.
I'm sure any Wernologist could come up with dozens of examples of this dynamic.
But Lucas is ever thirsty and true to form.