Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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The Wernest said:
While we wait for our common friend to come back online here's what I found on YouTube this morning:

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edit. I used this site to make the image if you want to make your own: evangelion.boodoo.co
 
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Lucas is the walking embodiment of what the MeToo movement was actually created for. He's an legitimate predator, with a documented history of predatory behavior towards women half his age or younger. And "his word against yours" schtick probably wouldn't last long when women on campus start causing a stink about how a documented and known predator, with a criminal record of violence towards women, was allowed unobserved around potentially vulnerable students. Shame nobody actually kicked up a stir at SCC, if Lucas actually went back it would definitely be interesting to see if they still enabled him a second time around, now he has more fresh arrests and has clearly escalated since his last time there.
cuddle striker said:
Now you all know why the Feminists were so worked up about "rape culture on campus". This is that shit in action.

When he does this stuff at a business, they kick him out. Only on a campus, can he get away with it.
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Lucas kinda proved his own claim, he's an irredeemable cunt who ended up homeless and he absolutely deserved what he got. Hell, if anything Pioneer should be commended for giving him so many chances to not be a creep towards the other residents. All he had to do was keep his creeper shit to himself and he'd still have his apartment, and he still couldn't help but lash out at the nearest people around him. It's just another example of how Lucas is a ticking time bomb.
klickitat said:
Since Lucas is probably on a 2 day hangover and has nowhere to plug in his phone, I'll remind you all of the time he went on about how having kids with a guy under 35 is child abuse, then makes some comment about how if you don't find his video funny you're stupid.


And that time Lucas told the homeless they chose that life and deserved it for rejecting the note he slipped into the cold KFC he gave you and not dating him because he could offer you a "better life".
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"I nudge lolcows, when it's required. Other times, a shove is needed."
Krathnami said:
I for one applaud Goldy for what he’s doing. This is some primo content we’re getting from him. I know we have a rule here about personally interfering, but fuck Lucas. That incident where he was getting a ticket live and on audio was fucking gold.
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Unlikely, as Lucas loves child pornography himself. And given how much the far right hate pedos, Lucas probably wouldn't last long before being outed as a predator
Fapcop said:
You know what would be kinda awesome?

If Isaac and some of beaner buddies robbed Lucas of his phone, weed and money, and that became the start of the Lucas Werner: Nazi saga.

Complete with maybe a move to a Nazi compound in Idaho or something.

Lucas “Socialism” has always been paper thin anyways and could easily be folded under the left wing of National Socialism.

And his rants about belonging to a line of Germanic kings is a few bong hits away from turning into a rant about the Aryan masterrace and Ultima Thule.

As much as I enjoy Werner, he has become predictable and stale. It would be awesome to see his telomere yakking combined with long winded rants about Jewish bankers and the international Jewery’s control of pornography, polluting the minds of 18-25 year old maidens.
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It is kinda hilarious seeing the hospital essentially groom Lucas because he lacks the ability to take care of himself, hence the greasy mullet he always grows out versus the clean cut he has whenever he leaves the hospitals. But I agree, he is just as disgusting and predatory as he is when unmedicated, but man it must be satisfying on some level to the staff turning Lucas from a loud aggressive cocky incel to a quiet timid little nerd who can barely speak without being out of breath with how bloated he is
wenttobermuda said:
Medicated or not, Lucas's subject matter doesn't change. He wants you to know that his sperm is plenty good, and ought to be in some zoomer wombs.

Listening to a soft spoken, subdued Lucas talk about his sperm and agephobes is no less hilarious than listening to an agitated, manic Lucas rant about the same. If anything, the calmer he is, the grosser it is. This is a man with his faculties seemingly intact, and he wants to share the telomeres gospel.
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Lucas seems to be drawn to junkies, or other degenerate types you can tell have something wrong with them from the look of it, so it's no surprise he's decided to hang out with some Purge edgelord this time. He's just desperate for companionship, and these fellow losers are the only people who will tolerate him even briefly, and Lucas is too stupid to realise there's a reason other people avoid these types. Maybe this new guy is a friend of Isaac's, be pretty hilarious if they were all friends who knew about Lucas and decided to take turns to fuck with him
Nobleman said:
Sorry, busy and I have been slacking here. With all but two disappearances with single nights out, Lucas has still been at HOC. If he was hanging around with the junkies at People's Park, it is guaranteed he got his phone--and anything else of value --stolen from him.

On another note, I did see him walking with a new friend--rough looking guy wearing a glow and the dark "Purge" movie mask backwards on the side of his head. So Lucas, just like with catfishes, falls for new friends hoping they will find him girls but instead just take advantage of him, over and over and over..
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Given how disgusting he is, and how often he accidentally outs himself, especially on the podcast, its not hard to believe there's some truth to these allegations by Dan. We know Lucas frequently uses alcohol and weed to self medicate, and likely would use harder drugs if peer pressured enough over his meds if he believed it made him look cool to younger women, I know he says he wouldn't but we all know Lucas has no real integrity when it comes to his beliefs, not to mention his affinity for hanging out with junkies/burnouts, it's possible he tried the harder drugs in the past thinking it would get him laid, though Lucas seems more the type to let women do drugs so he can molest them without fear of being exposed. We know he's a huge glutton that has caused him to become morbidly obese, so the pizza claim is likely true, and we know he's a documented predator, and has been caught by catfish being a creeper, so the claim about him being a pedophile by Dan is true. 2/3 of the claims being definitely true, make the sex with Jason Perva likely as some form of experimenting Lucas tried when 'younger' wouldn't be too outlandish an idea, given how closeted he comes across, and how often Lucas likes to accuse others of doing what he does
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Another great one. I also thought it was interesting, albeit perhaps coincidental, that when Lucas was complaining that he can't give girls security he mentioned that the girls make him feel insecure.

Now, it may just be an unconscious repetition of a word, because he was thinking of the concept of security, so rather than saying worried or anxious he landed on the word insecure coincidentally, but, it can also be interpreted as yet another example of Lucas attributing his feeling and motivation to others.

Lucas wants security. From a relationship. He wants to be taken care of. So he assumes that a girl, being less than a man, because Lucas is decidedly sexist, wants security as well. and as you said, the only security he can promise is a stomach full of junk food and a belly full of hobos sperm.

I wonder, if his focusing on his supposably beneficent sperm is really Lucas seeing that he has nothing else to offer, or if it's a closeted predilection with semen because Lucas seems to have a lot of closeted interests Lucas has gone on multiple times about frotting, and I'm not ashamed to say I had to look the word up.

It seems strange to me that a heterosexual man would use the word, which means men rubbing their glans penises together, so freely.

We all know how Lucas uses homosexuality as an insult, and is always quick to accuse other people of being secretly a homosexual, because he sees homosexuality as a negative, obviously, for all of his liberal posturing.

You can tell what Lucas sees as a negative, by what insults fly out of his mouth. he thinks it's bad to be gay, he thinks it's bad to be a retard, or be perceived as such. He thinks it's bad to be a wigger, which is to say a white person who takes on the attributions of a black person, so we can extrapolate that he also thinks those quote-unquote black qualities are bad, and by proxy that The Stereotype of a black person is it itself an insulting characterization.

I'm sure you were going here eventually, But I wonder genuinely if Lucas has enough self-awareness to see that all he has to offer is food and his sperm. I think it much more likely, perhaps, that Lucas genuinely thinks he has a lot to offer, he thinks the things that other men offered women are not positive within his liberal worldview, and as such His focus on his sperm is more about his interests never Rising above the level of the belt.

Lucas is fascinated with scatological insults, accusations of homosexuality, suggestions of cock-blocking, and eating large quantities of food. For all of his pseudo-intellectual posturing, Lucas is decidedly infantile, genital obsessed arrested pre-adolescent.

He seems particularly stuck in what Freud would term the anal expulsive phase, which stands to reason when you see the way that he keeps any apartment he's ever had, and how so many of his insults involve sticking things way way up the butts of his enemies. Lucas doesn't realize how clearly he paints a picture of his own closeted homosexual ality, or at least his homosexual curiosity.

In light of all this, believing the stories about him and Jason purva becomes quite easy indeed.
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Once again Lucas caught lying, and their being evidence of him being full of shit. Amazing how little self awareness he has he thinks people don't see these public records of him when he makes claims like weighing 220 pounds, no wonder the fat tard didn't graduate high school. The best part is Lucas will likely still insist on his lawsuit even when the police have said there's no sign of attack
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Since we have a void needing to be filled as Lukey got his phone swiped, please enjoy the report from the “”””assault””””
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Well Lucas is a manchild, so it makes sense
A whole lotta nope said:
I cracked up laughing at this part too. I used to be a preschool teacher and this is something my kids would sometimes pull to get attention and a band-aid.
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Lucas needs more anime themes, a few come to mind
Death Note - What's Up People? The maths lesson would help Lucas getting back into SCC, and a series about a guy with a god complex who's power is behind his crazed writings fits Lucas
Elfen Lied - Lilium, honestly just fits Lucas' creepiness, and while Lucas has no invisible hands, he does have the record of being inside hospital facilities he keeps getting let out of. Also the German title fits Lucas’ butchering of the language and attempt to leech off by ancestry
Attack on Titan - Guren no yumiya, Lucas pretty much is a titan, a big fat humanoid that will devour anything he can get his greasy paws on
The Wernest said:
While we wait for our common friend to come back online here's what I found on YouTube this morning:

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While we wait for him to resurface, here's the first poem (or at least the first one that's still up on the channel) he posted on his first youtube channel.

I know it's a poem because he says so in the title but it's really just him bitching about the same exact same thing with the same exact wording (save for now he says zoomers instead) he's been using since 2016.

He's literally a broken record.


Edit: Best line, "You get a little older, you get a little more responsible."

Also, remember back in 2016 when Lucas cured cancer with his theory of "shut down telomerase production in the body then inject them with testosterone", wrapped up that theory of, "I dunno, I'm not a scientist", and claimed to have "possibly built" a faster than light radio communicator that he'd been working on for 5 years?
 
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klickitat said:
I know it's a poem because he says so in the title but it's really just him bitching about the same exact same thing with the same exact wording (save for now he says zoomers instead) he's been using since 2016.

He's literally a broken record.


Edit: Best line, "You get a little older, you get a little more responsible."
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This isn't a poem. Lucas has attempted poetry before. Sometimes it rhymes.

He admits to having MRSA for "a decade and a half." That makes almost 15 MRSA+ years for Lucas.

I prefer this line:
"Every where you go it's just party, party, party, sex, sex, sex, and they're hanging out with their own kind."

I can just picture Lucas seething on a Saturday night, thinking of all the Millennials having a good time without him.
 
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wenttobermuda said:
He admits to having MRSA for "a decade and a half." That makes almost 15 MRSA+ years for Lucas.
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so his MRSA is the same age as his dream Zoomer bae. Shocked he doesn’t take that as a sign and go on some unintelligible rant... “Gen Z women are attracted to Gen X men because the antibiotic resistant bacteria on the man’s disgusting greasy body is attracted to a woman of its own ageitudinal resonance. It’s all science. Stars galaxies planets....The sperm are the fastest swimmers!...juicy uterus... uhhh...Marfan syndrome.”
 
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WhiskerBiscuit said:
so his MRSA is the same age as his dream Zoomer bae. Shocked he doesn’t take that as a sign and go on some unintelligible rant... “Gen Z women are attracted to Gen X men because the antibiotic resistant bacteria on the man’s disgusting greasy body is attracted to a woman of its own ageitudinal resonance. It’s all science. Stars galaxies planets....The sperm are the fastest swimmers!...juicy uterus... uhhh...Marfan syndrome.”
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How much do you want to bet lucas would love to watch cuties on Netflix?
 
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Dumpsterfire Enthusiast said:
you sure he's going to see them? idk if he actually keeps up on his thread or is just aware that he has one. Id have expected to see him posting educating us on telomer-A science if he was reading it
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He reads the thread.

A lot of his videos are direct responses to things posted here.

At present, it's likely he either had his phone lost or stolen and is on an enforced social media break because of it.
 
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