Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Grease trap]

He looks really sick (or like he’s on drugs). Like that’s a significant amount of weight loss in a short amount of time.
ETA: I doubt he’s on drugs, though.

Personally I'm ready for tweaker Lucas saga. Imagine the type of videos we'd be in for. Wowee! Definitely does not look like he's been eating the same though. Wonder if he had all his money stolen along with his phone so he couldn't spend it on restaurant food.

 

[INeedUhChickUnder26]

Episode 6 tomorrow at 4PM eastern time

Can't wait. I bet it will be especially incoherent since he hasn't been able to spread his telomerase gospel for a few weeks now.

 

[WonderWino]

He's back and he's got a hat!!!

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In that pic he looks eerily like a guy that used to skulk around outside the liquor store next to the superstore where I get my groceries. Had to walk by him every time I went there. Same sunken eyes, same shitty pseudo beard and same hillbilly mechanic looking hat

Speaking of which, is this the beginning of the lucas becomes a flatbill saga, because he is getting dangerously close to looking like one in that pic

Its also interesting how he is now saying he has re-enrolled in college. I find that a questionable claim considering its october, and there is no way in hell he would last so much as a week there as you just know he'd be violating the anti coof restrictions left and right and get in major shit for it. Though that isn't to say I wouldn't find it utterly hilarious that his plan to meet zoomers in college is foiled yet again, not only because of his own insanity but also because he isn't allowed within 6 feet of them at the college

I never thought i'd see something positive come from the coof but here we are, a pandemic is doing the women of spokane a service by forcing lucas to stay away from them. and you can bet lucas never even remotely considered this issue with his latest plan at all, and would be furious about it. Which if anything, the fact he hasn't ranted about it as some kind of victim makes me think even more that hes making the whole college saga part 2 up

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

I think Wern could disappear for a year and this would be exactly how he would return. Never skipping a beat. No growth. No insight. Just right back to his ingrained telomeres nonsense.

God bless you, Lucas. You really are one of a kind.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Did he finally cut his mullet?

 

[ThomasAudley]

He looks like hell

 

[WonderWino]

So I was bored and watching this and just realized how similar this washed up druggie thats being interviewed looks the newest pic of lucas. I mean aside from the fact he's alot thinner this guy has the same expression on his face, a very similar skeezy tshirt, the same sunken eyes and oddly similar facial hair. Both scream washed up loser in a disturbingly similar way:

I can't be the only one noticing the resemblance. The guys attitude is almost identical to lucas's as well, minus the pedo stuff

 

[AbraCadaver]

Lucas’ eyes are so sunken and have a yellowish tint to the skin underneath, speaks of something very unhealthy. His skin is a bit yellowed round the jowls too and his normal rage-induced ruddiness is severely toned down.

Lookin’ like some jaundice may be visiting the Wern. Yellowing under eyes is a more obvious symptom of liver damage. Should lay off the rotgut booze.

 

[Trainwreck]

Episode 6 tomorrow at 4PM eastern time

It'd be nice if you can let your audience know where in downtown Spokane he will be at while you are interviewing him. You might get some video to go along with your conversation.....

 

[WonderWino]

It'd be nice if you can let your audience know where in downtown Spokane he will be at while you are interviewing him. You might get some video to go along with your conversation.....

Not to mention ensuring its recorded in case anyone misses it

 

[neutral grandpa]

I like how Lucas has been missing almost a month after last being seen drinking by himself in the woods (while almost crying) and he doesnt address his absence at all. he just goes right back into his crazy rants about DNA

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

New vid from Lucas. Hat is from Rite-Aid, says "Spokane" on it, makes him look "like a tourist".

Yeah, a crazy one maybe.

He hasn't missed a beat.

Vid starts in mid-diatribe, he doesn't even acknowledge the month's absence. He sounds more manic and crazy than ever, and with the weight loss he does look like a crackhead.

Ponytail's still present, so drugstore hat with a ponytail = Lucas is ready To be busted on COPS buying oxy from an undercover narc.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

@klickitat Look likes its back to compilin' videos for all us feeble folk that done been banned from Lucas C Werner's Instagram

 

[Chris Jericho's Penis]

Imma go with non-alcoholic fatty liver disease in the illness pool.

 

[teleméres69]

Lucas going back to his infamous Overwatch cosplay? Has he actually lost weight again? Because I'm sure he was pushing 300 for a good while, he just looks more disgusting than usual. Let's be honest, Wu Flu is the last thing people are worried about catching from Lucas

In that pic he looks eerily like a guy that used to skulk around outside the liquor store next to the superstore where I get my groceries. Had to walk by him every time I went there. Same sunken eyes, same shitty pseudo beard and same hillbilly mechanic looking hat

Speaking of which, is this the beginning of the lucas becomes a flatbill saga, because he is getting dangerously close to looking like one in that pic

Its also interesting how he is now saying he has re-enrolled in college. I find that a questionable claim considering its october, and there is no way in hell he would last so much as a week there as you just know he'd be violating the anti coof restrictions left and right and get in major shit for it. Though that isn't to say I wouldn't find it utterly hilarious that his plan to meet zoomers in college is foiled yet again, not only because of his own insanity but also because he isn't allowed within 6 feet of them at the college

I never thought i'd see something positive come from the coof but here we are, a pandemic is doing the women of spokane a service by forcing lucas to stay away from them. and you can bet lucas never even remotely considered this issue with his latest plan at all, and would be furious about it. Which if anything, the fact he hasn't ranted about it as some kind of victim makes me think even more that hes making the whole college saga part 2 up

He knows the zoomers love Star Wars with Mandlorian being hot right now and figured looking like Palpatine would attract some nerdy baes

Lucas’ eyes are so sunken and have a yellowish tint to the skin underneath, speaks of something very unhealthy. His skin is a bit yellowed round the jowls too and his normal rage-induced ruddiness is severely toned down.

Lookin’ like some jaundice may be visiting the Wern. Yellowing under eyes is a more obvious symptom of liver damage. Should lay off the rotgut booze.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Already pumping out his daily series of logically barren, hypocrisy laden ramblings again I see.

1. Video one, addresses (white?) Women dating black guys and using the N word in the context of [why are you allowing that]
- There's ample video and audio evidence of him saying it multiple times

2. Video 2 denounces Republicans' grasp on economics.
- This is coming from the guy who says we should give EVERYONE one bitcoin a year (there isn't that many in existence) and over a million dollars and cap everyone's wealth at 3 million. Clearly we have a real expert on economics here, there's no way that could ever go horribly wrong....right guys?....right?

3. In video 2 he calls Republicans closeted homosexuals seemingly in a derogatory manner and then a short time later in another video says he's not hating on gays and he loves the gay community.
- classic example of how his true views slip out in between his facade of ultra liberal virtue signaling zoomer mating displays.

ETA:
In video 3 he says he studies genetics in his "spare time"
-Spare time between what. All you have is spare time Lucas.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CF45vuKBY_B/

Good incel rant here tbh. I enjoy when Lucas shows emotion during these, like there's a hint of realizing his dire dying alone situation and you can even feel a little bad for him... and then he'll rant about telomeres again in 2 minutes like usual.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Lucas's sudden weight loss is interesting, and unexpected. His face looks haggard, drawn.

We can't attribute Lucas's withering to clean eating and exercise. And I doubt Lucas is going hungry. Homeless though he is, he's figured out how to be both penniless and fat.

 

[Poop Shoot]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CF45vuKBY_B/

Good incel rant here tbh.

He even has the pube looking neck beard.

This is the Lucas I've been missing. Hope he holds onto his phone this time.

Edit: on video he looks just as fat as usual.

 

[teleméres69]

His neck still looks like the goblin king from The Hobbit, and you can still hear him out of breath in the videos.

Eyy still bitching about Walter Fate I see Lucas. I wasn't aware Walter was a hipster, but nobody hates you for having a basic bitch alcohol taste, or a neckbeard, as autistic as it looks on you. I see he's also in the middle of writing another attraction sign while recording. Looking forward to another member finding one of his signs in town and this time taking it for themself.

Complaining about young men wearing baseball caps while wearing one himself and looking like a basic bitch whigger himself is a nice development for Lucas, now he just needs to get a real flatbill cap. Loving how Lucas has really gotten into referring to himself in third person, I hope this is a sign of better things to come

He even has the pube looking neck beard.

This is the Lucas I've been missing. Hope he holds onto his phone this time.

Edit: on video he looks just as fat as usual.