Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[ThomasAudley]

Newest video he claims that people need to protest the end the Armenian Genocide by Turkey....lol he is not that smart, is he...

What a tard. Bragging about making people laugh at a “genocide protest.” I wonder if he knew they were fighting over land he’d think they were being GREEDMONGERERS. Just think of all the cattle his Grandpa Early could raise in Nagorno-Karabakh.

 

[Uzumaki]

"I bet... if I could talk you into one date with me, I could talk you into marrying me"

That's the biggest "If" in history.

I bet if we were all dragons, I would be a red dragon.

 

[Particle Bored]

Guess who got the hastily deleted video that's just a few seconds of him I think trying to mimic licking at fuck knows what, but he ends up sounding like a metal tape measure being snapped back into its metal casing.

I absolutely looped the 3 seconds of him tonguing his phone and am so pleased I got that saved before he deleted it within 10 seconds.

"Gonna use pencils as chopsticks to see if I'm intelligent, heh heh."

>proceeds to grip both pencils in his fist

That's not how chopsticks are used, fatty. Another failed test.

 

[teleméres69]

Which video did he delete this time?

Guess who got the hastily deleted video that's just a few seconds of him I think trying to mimic licking at fuck knows what, but he ends up sounding like a metal tape measure being snapped back into its metal casing.

I absolutely looped the 3 seconds of him tonguing his phone and am so pleased I got that saved before he deleted it within 10 seconds.

Is it supposed to be a surprise Lucas found a new way to be more disgusting while proud about it, and believe it is a good idea to share that with the world? Idk what Lucas was like the last time he was homeless but I feel the crayons as chopsticks are a new low even for creeper.

Is he still on probation and not allowed to smoke weed? At this point it's not even surprising he's bragging about doing it since he clearly faces no consequences for getting high or drunk even when on probation

 

[Totally Awesome]

"I bet... if I could talk you into one date with me, I could talk you into marrying me"

That's the biggest "If" in history.

He needs to not be homeless first.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Yeah, he started doing that a while back, I think. He was definitely doing it before he lost his phone, at least. I'm looking for that account about Lucas harassing the hairdresser. There's a few things about him that I really want people to know about, including fetlife and him asking the girl to cut off her finger.

Him getting the boot from fetlife was the absolute best. He went in thinking that since they're submissive theyll just go along with anything then gets ripped into hard by people with usernames like dildo gaggins.

Just funny how he thought that was brilliant and that no other predatory asshole has ever had the same idea and that they wouldn't have their guard up for shit like that

 

[Blonde Bomb]

"I bet... if I could talk you into one date with me, I could talk you into marrying me"

That's the biggest "If" in history.

Suuure, Lucas. Even the youngest of your zoomer baes wouldn't be stupid or naïve enough to take you up on the offer. Your 'inheritance' is not guaranteed (or likely, I think), you're homeless, you stink, you're mentally unstable, you have no degree or job training, much less any prospects of a job, Your 'pioneering work in the field of Age Gap Sciences' is a joke. You have nothing to offer a woman, not even the 'potential in [your] balls'. Mental instability tends to run in families and no woman would risk producing, let alone having to care for, a mini Lucas.

And here's a news flash: If you have to 'talk' a woman' into' marrying you, you shouldn't marry her. You shouldn't be marrying anyone, never mind reproducing.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

He needs to not be homeless first.

tbh homeless guys can get laid. I think being 'homeless' is largely inconsequential to Lucas being an incel.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Guess who got the hastily deleted video that's just a few seconds of him I think trying to mimic licking at fuck knows what, but he ends up sounding like a metal tape measure being snapped back into its metal casing.

I absolutely looped the 3 seconds of him tonguing his phone and am so pleased I got that saved before he deleted it within 10 seconds.

I’ve said this before but watching Wern eat is one of the more disgusting things I’ve ever seen. Watching him eat noodles naked in bed with two colored pencils and a come hither stare is fucking horrifying.

 

[TurdFondler]

Horny hobos do not discriminate based on looks, age or even gender.

 

[LeeLoo]

“I’m handsome. Don’t you think I look good?”

 

[AbraCadaver]

The girls will go Ewwwww, Yuck, It's the Psycho Pedo Creep, Ewwww.
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No woman anywhere responds to the “wow you’re beautiful, I just wanted to introduce myself” line that Lucas is now giddy and proud over discovering.

It does not work because we know you don’t want to “just introduce yourself.” You want to get laid. You said as much by calling us beautiful in the first five seconds. You’re talking to me because you’re hoping to get to stick your dick in a pretty woman. You aren’t looking for LinkedIn connections, mate.

Like I get approaching someone is awkward and can be difficult but this “one line fits all” shite is absurd. If you want to convince me you just wanted to introduce yourself because you thought I seemed like an interesting person and you’re not solely looking for a quick lay, don’t open with the “beautiful” line. That just shows me your dick was what led you over here to talk to me in the first place, and you don’t give a rat’s arse about “introducing” yourself. Seduction is an art and when you make it terribly obvious exactly what you’re after from the very first line, you take all the fun and mystique out of it.

Then again if you’re just looking to pick up a drunk slag at the pub who is also desperate for a one-night stand, perhaps that’s a good enough line. But in the way Lucas is trying to use it...lure a zoomer into a date and then marriage....miss me with that.

 

[WonderWino]

Fatty checked into a Motel 6. He’s shirtless and giddy because he smoked out his boys all day and is sooooo high. Oh, and that dinner offer still stands Gen Z ladies.

He looks legit psycho in that pic. Like literally the kind of expression i'd expect to see in a mental hospital

That said, every time he does that it makes me think it would be hilarious if when he was that high somebody decided to fuck with him by dressing up like an oompa loompa and doing that weird song thing they do when they see him and called him a pedo until he lost his shit and ran to the nearest cop. I can just see lucas, dirty as fuck, high as a kite, reeking of shit quality weed and screeching about oompa loompas following him around accusing him of wanting to fuck little girls getting the cop to think he was insane and throwing him in in the nuthouse on a psych hold, setting off another multi month stay. It would be a fitting end to the latest hobo saga

Not that i'm saying anyone should actually do it, but it would be funny as hell to see happen

Oh, and apparently he doesn’t have silverware, so he used his cool colored pencils to eat Raman. Line up ladies.

Oh yeah, he is totally ready to have a kid, eating ramen with fucking colored pencils. Even prisoners are better than that. Never have I seen more literal proof of rule of acquisition 109 - dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack, than I have from lucas

Hell, ricky from trailer park boys is smarter than lucas at this point

Newest video, lol. He is banned, figured as much since he wasn't on the list this morning. He is saying he is gonna try Salvation Army but it is gonna take a day or two, whatever that means.

He won't last long there, don't they have stricter rules than the HOC? Not to mention I wouldn't be surprised if they piss test....which would explain why he said the day or two thing. He probably thinks that'll keep him from a positive test

Not only did he smoke his boys out--which was implied not stated, but we know the truth--he also bought them Taco Bell.

He bought them taco bell while he eats ramen with a pair of colored pencils (and I think we should start calling them hobo chopsticks) just in the off chance they might hook him up with a zoomer bae. That shows how truly desperate he is

I absolutely looped the 3 seconds of him tonguing his phone and am so pleased I got that saved before he deleted it within 10 seconds.

On that note it might be a good idea to use a data scraping tool thats designed to find and archive anything lucas posts as soon as he does, so everything he does gets caught

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

'pioneering work in the field of Age Gap Sciences'

But what "work" has he actually done? Other than reading and misinterpreting others' work and parroting that, loudly.
Everything he holds tight to is just his own insane theory.

 

[GENERAL MAO]

Jesus wept. Imagine just dropping off to sleep and 4.0 starts rattling your windows.

stop cock blocking me you age phobia bigots, the best line any ped0 could ever use in a court of law

 

[Telomayonnaise]

fist gripped colored pencil chopsticks might be the best werntent since microwaved cheesey cucumbers, truly we are in a state of wernaissance

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

Lol wait... he says he's gonna just take one class? Dude, most financial aid requires you to be enrolled at least half-time. 1 course is even less than half-time and for Pell grants, that might mean you have to pay it back.

Also work study is not just any ole job, it is specific ones since that is y'know a federal program.

 

[mothman96]

Maybe the way to keep the Spokane Pedo Freak Predator from using the college as his prey ground and squandering tax payer money is through the US Department of Education. Even though SCC knows Lucas is a Psycho Predator Creep it doesn't look like he is going to be kept out. Without the Pell grant he can't creep at the college. US DOE might not award him the federal grant if they were to find out he's a Psycho Predator going to college for the purpose of getting a young ovulator with a juicy womb/creeping on young women, the teens in the Running Start program, and has already stated he hates college because no college girl wants him. The federal aid he gets is throwing good money after bad. That money should be going to someone that deserves it.

ETA:
He started the day with his usual insanity. He's still fuming the HOC security guard stopped him from creeping on the young woman and he was kicked out from the shelter, so he's going after cops with whatever his schizo mind can spin.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I wonder if women enjoy hearing from menacing strangers, by way of unwelcome introduction, that they are "beautiful"? Perhaps that bit of flattery thrills them, impresses them, sets them at ease. Ween seems to think so.

Hello, stranger. You are physically attractive, therefore, I, Lucas, wish to speak to you [about the potential of my balls and my dna]

Lucas might as well just approach his putative mates with:

I'm Lucas, I want to come in you, can I, are you on the pill?

 

[LeeLoo]

I mean, I know I’m handsome.