Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

It's sad to think that not breaking the law is one of the only positive traits he can claim. Along with his food card and the fact that he hasn't been banned from Gander and Ryegrass yet. He should really stop talking about that place before someone contacts them about it like they did with Churchill's.

Someone already did. Commented on a Twitter post that Gander and Rye Grass made. Claimed to be Jason Perva and told them that a pedo was trying to use their restaurant to attract girls.

 

[Goldaor]

If you ever wondered, this is what they serve at hoc

 

[Yellow Sink Disease]

talk fresh to ruin my day

As funny as this phrase is, I'm 95% sure it says "trash," not "fresh."

 

[WonderWino]

If you ever wondered, this is what they serve at hoc

By lucas standards those must be tiny meals. No wonder he eats as much as he can at shelters and goes off to eat other stuff

That said that looks pretty decent by hobo standards, they even get ice cream. Though I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to see lucas dump his ranch dressing all over the ice cream and then add a ton of pepper to it. There is alot more fried food than I would have expected. Its definitely better than the garbage he'd be getting in jail or the nuthouse

 

[Goldaor]

One of my Spokane pal is collecting the attractions signs, here's the ones they have so far.

 

[Particle Bored]

It's sad to think that not breaking the law is one of the only positive traits he can claim. Along with his food card and the fact that he hasn't been banned from Gander and Ryegrass yet. He should really stop talking about that place before someone contacts them about it like they did with Churchill's.

He can claim it, but he's wrong.

 

[WonderWino]

One of my Spokane pal is collecting the attractions signs, here's the ones they have so far.

'Video chats eliminate catfish'

Uh....No they don't. She can be a woman and still be catfishing him. I doubt he even really understands what that term actually means

and he sure does love making creepy drawings of sperm. Notice how he always draws the sperm black. I wonder if there is some kind of implication behind that. Black sperm, stronger mixed race babies that he keeps going on about. Theres a certain theme going on I suspect. Could lucas be subconsciously doing some weird cuck insanity or something to that effect? After all, if mixed babies are healthier then by his own logic shouldn't it be a non white guy getting his zoomer baes pregnant and not him?

 

[mothman96]

If you ever wondered, this is what they serve at hoc

By lucas standards those must be tiny meals. No wonder he eats as much as he can at shelters and goes off to eat other stuff

That said that looks pretty decent by hobo standards, they even get ice cream. Though I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to see lucas dump his ranch dressing all over the ice cream and then add a ton of pepper to it. There is alot more fried food than I would have expected. Its definitely better than the garbage he'd be getting in jail or the nuthouse

That was prior to Covid. Currently HOC only serves bagged food. In one of his videos, the Freak complained about HOC's bagged food, said the food at the SA (The Way Out) shelter was better.

 

[Amewsed]

One of my Spokane pal is collecting the attractions signs, here's the ones they have so far.

Handsome?
Lol

More like he has to use his hand some to diddle his mrsa micro pene while living out his "would be illegal" fetishes.

 

[WonderWino]

Handsome?
Lol

More like he has to use his hand some to diddle his mrsa micro pene while living out his "would be illegal" fetishes.

On that note I think we've found lucas's theme song

'My mom says i'm the handsomest guy in school'

 

[Poop Shoot]

The tiny "also looking for a part time job" among the insanity made me giggle a bit.

Surely prospective employers are just lining up.

 

[WonderWino]

The tiny "also looking for a part time job" among the insanity made me giggle a bit.

Surely prospective employers are just lining up.

Speaking of which it shows how stupid he is that he puts that there like its going to do something. Does he seriously expect that somebody is just going to wander past, see his attraction sign and....contact him through instagram to offer him a job? When I see that kind of thing I legitimately start wondering how he even got that mcdonalds job back in the 90s. You'd think he would at least know you have to apply first

 

[cigarettesalsa]

Bro McDonald's would hire him tomorrow

 

[teleméres69]

Its funny how he keeps insulting people for what they wear when he's genuinely too stupid/lazy to even have any style beyond 'creepy hobo #1' you'd imagine seeing in some movie

1. He doesn't care what he wears, never has. At the Salvation Army, or whatever Spokane thrift store he patronized, he seemingly goes by size alone, not color, pattern, or material. Certainly not anything approaching a "style". He used rope as a belt. And it's not a homeless thing; he could take 1/4th the money he wastes at Gander & Ryegrass or whatever and get a decent, lightly-worn second-hand shirt, pants, and shoes to make himself a bit more presentable. Such things exist. Rich people often donate clothing en masse. With a bit of time and a discriminating eye, (and an afternoon of hunting the thrifts) it's possible to assemble an outfit that looks decent, even nice. Some folks will even go a step further, and take these cheap clothes to a seamstress, who can tailor them to fit for a small fee, making them look even nicer. These are all things Lucas could do, rather than rationalizing his gorging as some way to show off to women that he has a discriminating palate. (It's actually one of the things about Lucas that I've never understood, the way he acts like binging on camera is going to get him a date, or even impress women. He's said multiple times that all he knows how to do is show girls that he can eat all this food and drink all this alcohol and smoke all this weed, as if somehow this gluttony is appealing? And of course he follows this sickening display with a rant about how having two girlfriends is greedy, driving a car is greedy, having a credit card is greedy, oh those awful greedy people! Lucas would NEVER be greedy. Bring me another bowl of salsa, waiter! But I digress...)

It's more sad that its blatantly bullshit since he keeps getting in trouble with the law, albeit for usually petty shit these days. That and he honestly thinks he's fooling anyone that he's 220 pounds. If it's really the last episode, I hope Goldaor confronts him about this since it's really obvious with how bloated he is irl, and how frequently he gorges on junk food

It's sad to think that not breaking the law is one of the only positive traits he can claim. Along with his food card and the fact that he hasn't been banned from Gander and Ryegrass yet. He should really stop talking about that place before someone contacts them about it like they did with Churchill's.

 

[Wernology]

Bro McDonald's would hire him tomorrow

Could you just imagine Lucas working the drive thru?

He'd start rambling about telomeres and being single every time someone even vaguely sounded like a woman over the headset.

 

[Particle Bored]

Its funny how he keeps insulting people for what they wear when he's genuinely too stupid/lazy to even have any style beyond 'creepy hobo #1' you'd imagine seeing in some movie


It's more sad that its blatantly bullshit since he keeps getting in trouble with the law, albeit for usually petty shit these days. That and he honestly thinks he's fooling anyone that he's 220 pounds. If it's really the last episode, I hope Goldaor confronts him about this since it's really obvious with how bloated he is irl, and how frequently he gorges on junk food

Doesn't matter how bloated he looks, it said 299lbs on his police doc.

 

[Rogowski]

Bro McDonald's would hire him tomorrow

It would never work, Lucas without a doubt is incapable of existing (let alone working) in the same space as young women without being a creep. Putting him at a register or drive thru window is giving Lucas a never ending stream of poonaner to shoot his shot with.

 

[RatRoyalty]

Its weird how many people in this thread think Lucas could actually hold down a job. Dude couldn't do the bare minimum to keep his fartbox, he got himself banned from several homeless shelters, and he loses phones more often than he changes his underwear. Lucas would get fired and likely arrested before he could get comfortable at a job, especially one where he would be interacting with the public. You could give him $100k a year to be a mattress tester and he'd still find a way to fuck it up.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Its weird how many people in this thread think Lucas could actually hold down a job. Dude couldn't do the bare minimum to keep his fartbox, he got himself banned from several homeless shelters, and he loses phones more often than he changes his underwear. Lucas would get fired and likely arrested before he could get comfortable at a job, especially one where he would be interacting with the public. You could give him $100k a year to be a mattress tester and he'd still find a way to fuck it up.

I was one of those who, early on, thought if Lucas was properly medicated and dedicated to regular therapy he would be able to function adequately enough to hold down some menial job somewhere. After following this thread for over a year now, I think he is too far gone to ever live anything approximating a normal life. He needs to be institutionalized.

I’m afraid living a normal life just isn’t in the cards for Lucas.

 

[WonderWino]

It would never work, Lucas without a doubt is incapable of existing (let alone working) in the same space as young women without being a creep. Putting him at a register or drive thru window is giving Lucas a never ending stream of poonaner to shoot his shot with.

On that note I wonder how lucas would react to one of those women getting pissed off and responding with 'I want to speak to your manager' after getting creeped out by his telomere insanity. Could be a chimpout at the manager