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Today I deeply regret not being a full time, professional Wernologist, and I curse not being able to watch the full show live.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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"Tell me about the voices in the wind! Tell me about the voices in the wind!" "No, stop being bigots! Reee!"
I was nearly in tears hearing that!
I bet he is screaming on the streets now! He is gonna pick up another municipal violation tonight.
I was nearly in tears hearing that!
I bet he is screaming on the streets now! He is gonna pick up another municipal violation tonight.
Pump Meat
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This is how every relationship Lucas Werner has begins and ends.
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Damn I wish I wasnt working so i could listen to that.
Lucas said he was banned for only 1 day from the HOC. That he's gone back but hasn't been there in time to get a bed. Would you be able to verify if it was only a 1 day ban?
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Goldy needs to win the Nobel Prize for outstanding contributions to Wernology
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Nah if I'd been on I'd have used the name I use here just to see how long it took him to figure it out because he did, at one point, first think I was funny (in the case of the tarot IG account) or 'nice' (in the case of the "archive" youtube account) then once he realized I was taking the piss got all mad and blocked me.
Edit: Comments from his latest IG video.
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denysdemontfort
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Ah damn, I was listening and then it suddenly was made private.
edit: should be good now.
edit: should be good now.
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Thanks everyone lol, that was an interesting summer! (And fall) I'll stick around. 
Nobleman
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Thanks everyone lol, that was an interesting summer! (And fall) I'll stick around.
I am really glad you did not go through with the KFC order. Due to a recent minimum wage hike, we have inflated fast food prices compared to other states. Plus our high sales tax compared to other states. Everything he demanded, do you realize how much all that would cost?
Shows what a disgusting creature he is. Tries to extort some Canadian kid who he never has met for probably a 80+ dollar KFC meal to stuff his fat fucking repulsive face.
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Well done, Goldy. You really tipped that cow good. Jeremiah really did a good job interviewing Lucas. I take back the snide shit I said about you before and apologize for calling you "Goldork". Again, a job well done on the podcast! You did a wonderful job reeling in Lucas. Bravo Zulu to you!Thanks everyone lol, that was an interesting summer! (And fall) I'll stick around.
WonderWino
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Ugh, I must have fucked up on the timezone stuff, ended up missing the whole thing. I take it it'll be put up on youtube like the others?
From what people are saying about lucas losing his shit he must be absolutely fucking livid right now, both for finally being slapped in the face with the fact he was being fucked with the entire time and for not getting any kfc out of it, especially after the horrifying meal he demanded for it. I bet he was looking forward to it for days. But the worst part for him i'm sure was being fucked with by an actual zoomer bae while being rejected for his apparent flirting attempts
He is going to be pissed off for days if not weeks over this whole incident and he never forgets people pissing him off, just look at his seething rage at starbucks and walter fate
That said, I wonder how long it'll be before he gets desperate enough to fall for another similar incident and gets himself fucked over again. We know he never learns from his mistakes, just look at his history with catfishing
From what people are saying about lucas losing his shit he must be absolutely fucking livid right now, both for finally being slapped in the face with the fact he was being fucked with the entire time and for not getting any kfc out of it, especially after the horrifying meal he demanded for it. I bet he was looking forward to it for days. But the worst part for him i'm sure was being fucked with by an actual zoomer bae while being rejected for his apparent flirting attempts
He is going to be pissed off for days if not weeks over this whole incident and he never forgets people pissing him off, just look at his seething rage at starbucks and walter fate
That said, I wonder how long it'll be before he gets desperate enough to fall for another similar incident and gets himself fucked over again. We know he never learns from his mistakes, just look at his history with catfishing
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It was planned from the beginning to deny him the food, as one last fuck you to Lucas.
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Youtube processing takes for fucking ever, speaking as someone who has uploaded 1-2 hour videos before. Uploads are usually fast but the goddamned processing takes ages. A podcast around or over the 2 hour mark is probably going to take a few hours for youtube to chew through and finally 'post'.
I'm either going to be up really late tonight or go with, "Okay, I'll just listen to it tomorrow."
I'm also 100% sure that, for Lucas, podcasts that offer him food are going to be the new catfishing. He's dumb enough to fall for it over and over again and be baffled every time it turns out to be a trap to get him to publicly humiliate himself for an audience.
I'm ALSO 100% that once the shock of this one wears off and he can manage more than a minute long, "fuck u goaldladladlafoasorsor and gen z!" video without crying he's going to have an absolute fucking "GREEDMONGER" level and volume meltdown, possibly behind friends only FB posts (like that matters, none of the 3000+ people who are his friends are actually his friends).
If Lucas hadn't taken what would normally be good mental health advice to avoid reading the thread here about him he would have known that. Then again, he's also dumb enough that all @The Golden USB Show would have had to have done to throw him off was be like, "No, no, I'm your insider on KF! They're so clueless!" and he'd have forgotten about it or would have been crowing in videos about how he had an insider (on a public forum) who was secretly working for him to make us all look stupid.
Edit: The KFC thing though! The best/worst part is there's no way even he could have eaten all of that in one sitting, he definitely wouldn't be allowed to bring it into HoC (if he's not still banned), and he's clearly not able to afford even shitty motel rooms any more this month so he'd have either been guarding it on a sidewalk like some kind of 300lb balding rat or would have just thrown the majority of it away.
Or, I guess, if he was feeling like it'd somehow improve his chances to get laid, he'd be giving the half eaten leftovers out to other bums.
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changed my location on DoorDash to Spokane and put in his order.
it’s a lot of fucking money
it’s a lot of fucking money
Yes he did. I'd say Jeremiah deserves a
too.
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What’s the money line on Lucas coming crawling back to Goldaor hat in hand trying to extort more food out of him?
Edit: Does anyone know who Jeremiah is anyway?
Edit: Does anyone know who Jeremiah is anyway?
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He thinks everyone should get a stipend regardless of whether they contribute or not, convenient I know.
Also, how had nobody mentioned yet that he said in the podcast that 4 year olds watch porn?
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I’m more excited to hear this podcast than the Hunter Biden drops coming tomorrow. 
Waiting patiently for the youtube link. Big thanks to @klickitat for his dedication to Wernology.
Waiting patiently for the youtube link. Big thanks to @klickitat for his dedication to Wernology.
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@The Golden USB Show is the one uploading it to his channel, I'd just asked him about it an hour or so ago because knowing what was coming and seeing the comments here throughout the afternoon had me jumping at wanting to listen to it faster than Lucas jumps at an "18 year old in Spokane" who DMs him on IG, only I'll get what I'm after in the end.I’m more excited to hear this podcast than the Hunter Biden drops coming tomorrow.
Waiting patiently for the youtube link. Big thanks to @klickitat for his dedication to Wernology.
Whenever it does finish processing it'll be up there.
