Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Lucas is STILL namedropping Dan Eisenberg to add validity to his pedoquest.

This after Dan C&Ded him several years back.

I guess Lucas thinks enough time has passed that he can get away with it.

I emailed Dan to let him know, if anyone wants to drop him a line about this:

dtae@uw.edu
A cease and desist letter like that isn't worth the paper its written on (or bytes it is sent with). Lucas can post links to whatever studies he wants. Unless he continues to directly contact someone after being told not to it's not harassment. Even if misinterpreting scientific research were an actionable tort, posting a link to one is assuredly not.

If Eisenberg is smart he won't waste any time engaging and frankly should be left alone. Given that empty threats (C&D) didn't work there is absolutely nothing he can do to stop a lunatic from being crazy and screaming into the void.
 
Or, he’ll pull a Humbert Humbert. When Humbert worries about Lolita getting too old he fantasized about having little Lolitas with her...and even little grand-Lolitas to give him an endless supply of young nymphs. I imagine Lucas would be disgusting enough to think the same.

Granted Humbert Humbert was a scholar, had a lucrative income, multi-lingual, good looking, cultured, etc. Kinda unfair to compare him to Lucas....lol, Lucas is such a repulsive monster he makes one of classic literature's biggest monsters look good.
 
A cease and desist letter like that isn't worth the paper its written on (or bytes it is sent with). Lucas can post links to whatever studies he wants. Unless he continues to directly contact someone after being told not to it's not harassment. Even if misinterpreting scientific research were an actionable tort, posting a link to one is assuredly not.

If Eisenberg is smart he won't waste any time engaging and frankly should be left alone. Given that empty threats (C&D) didn't work there is absolutely nothing he can do to stop a lunatic from being crazy and screaming into the void.
I'm actually not sure that you're right.

I'm sure you know more about this than I do, but if a criminal is trying to use research to set up his crimes, to entice his prey so to speak, I'm not certain that said researcher wouldn't have a legal basis to try and keep his legitimate name out of the Predator's mouth.

Similarly to if I have a television show, or a commercial, and I claimed something on my television show, some questionable claim or action, is endorsed by Coca-Cola, or endorsed by Microsoft, I think they would have some grounds to get it stopped.

At the very least, they would resent the association with someone attempting to do something on the borders of legality, something that certainly looks bad, and looks bad for their brand so to speak.

Actionable? I'm not certain.

I don't know the details of the cease-and-desist that Lucas was sent, obviously, but I was under the impression that Eisenberg was trying to stop Lucas from using him as a legitimizing basis to try to have sex with younger women.

Is it illegal to use someone else's research as a coercive method in trying to lure people? The fact that Lucas clearly hasn't stopped name-dropping Eisenberg in this fashion, always in relation to an attempt to legitimize his sexual Conquest, is where the repeat instances of the offense would possibly become criminal, I think.
 
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He's at the casino in Airway Heights. Approx. at the 3.09 mark, he focuses his phone on a group of young women as they come up and pass by.
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After calling women Covid sluts for going to the bars, he's inviting a Gen Z to hang out at the casino with him.
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Granted Humbert Humbert was a scholar, had a lucrative income, multi-lingual, good looking, cultured, etc. Kinda unfair to compare him to Lucas....lol, Lucas is such a repulsive monster he makes one of classic literature's biggest monsters look good.
True, Lucas can make the worst of humans look like saints. But I wouldn’t put it last Lucas to fantasize about using his own kids (never going to happen thankfully) to make new victims.
 
He's at the casino in Airway Heights. Approx. at the 3.09 mark, he focuses his phone on a group of young women as they come up and pass by.
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After calling women Covid sluts for going to the bars, he's inviting a Gen Z to hang out at the casino with him.
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From what I recall, anyone under 21 cannot go into the casino. So he will have to settle for those old maids who are like early 20s.
 
Wonder who this message is meant for. Goldy?

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Look at him trying to put conditions on his potential friendship. As if he has any position to bargain from, whatsoever. Anyone who decides to pretend to be friends with Lucas, for any length of time, should make him jump through some hoops first. I'm sick of his ego getting swollen by the idea that he has a position to bargain from.
 
I think those are his hobo pants with the knees torn open, in a pathetic way of imitating the open knee jeans that can look good on someone who's not 300 pounds and homeless
Latest video rant, you can see he is wearing shorts....in this weather with multiple inches of snow on the ground. The fucker is just oblivious...

It's part of what makes Lucas unique. He's proud he's a 40 year old diseased hobo that has nothing to offer and no interest in improving, but demands you have something to offer him
Look at him trying to put conditions on his potential friendship. As if he has any position to bargain from, whatsoever. Anyone who decides to pretend to be friends with Lucas, for any length of time, should make him jump through some hoops first. I'm sick of his ego getting swollen by the idea that he has a position to bargain from.
 
Lucas pussied out of it, because he's paranoid AF.
Ah fuck, I'm behind, I should've caught up but didn't have time and wanted to make sure I didn't miss out on his mania. Thanks

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Ok I've caught up. To build on top of the theory Klickitat posed on why Lucas canceled, being on high alert right now, I wonder if also, it's because he knows he's about to get his monthly tardbux in a week so he's not in a position of desperation quite yet. Or I wonder if he's managed to hold onto his funds and weed because there has been a fall out with Issac and that group of literal teenage boys

We've seen the amount of greasy junk food a 'health nut' like him can put away in a day but $80 of KFC, even most Wernologists here surmised he'd have thrown most of it away. Unless I've missed it, it seems this was the first food order of such ridiculous proportions.. I thought maybe he had promised this food to Issac or the other kids who went along with the agreement of exchanging young Z poon for the KFC. Or maybe after that finale with Goldoar he needed to take out his wrath on all the greedy gen z dudes and when he saw Issac and his friends, he just had a chimp out of bombastic proportions as grand and thunderous as his gunt and scared them away

Those cold calls in the latest video Klickitat posted is almost too fucked up to be entertaining. I saw comments about this already but he's escalating. Significant mental degeneracy has occurred right before our eyes the past few months and he's been smoking and drinking a lot too, which he's previously always made it a point to say he does not drink. This always stuck out to me, because I couldn't believe an indulgent troglodyte with an entire frontal lobe missing like him would have self imposed limits on substances, and that there must be a good (probably alarming) reason why

I think it's interesting he's hanging out at a casino and has become low inhib enough to be filming young girls in his proximity. It seems its a calculated move to place himself in a space where there's a lot of distracted drunk people and he's looking to catch one separated from the herd. I really hope he's in good view of the casino security cameras and security hauls his ass out or is obligated to respond with physical force because he's throwing a fecund cockblock tard rage
 
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So, @The Golden USB Show Got a couple of voice memos from some women.

Both women, including the one where you can see her face, gave permission to use their videos.

If any of you get weird ass voice memos from Lucas, feel free to send them to my email address ( itsnotinthecardsman@gmail.com ))

Anyway, here we go: Two voice memos of him basically cold calling women he sometimes dosn't even know


Little late on this one but my favorite line from this video is Lucas saying, “He’s the calf, I’m the cow.“

You most certainly are the cow, Lucas. You most certainly are.
 
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