Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Wait.....did he write that on her wall or something like that?
That's the "crime scene" photo. It's what he wrote (two different arrests and reports- this one has nothing to do with the protective order).

Kinda funny that he went from that to being a militant atheist. I don't know that I've ever met someone who cared so much about agnosticism to vandalize a random furniture store with it. Although I make it a point to avoid nutcases as much as possible.
 
That is one of the reasons he's desperate for a wife. The Freak thinks if he gets himself a wife, King Roy will let him move back in. Once entrenched in King Roy's house it's a matter of waiting till the King kicks the bucket (the sooner the better). He thinks because he's got a wife and child (children) the King will leave everything to him.
I'm wondering if he's tired of waiting and has designs on, shall we say, overthrowing the king? As much of a pussy as he is, I wouldn't put it past him, and of course he'd get off on an insanity plea.
 
iT wAs A sOcIaL eXpErImEnT.


That's everyone's favorite excuse when their desperate attempt at dating backfires hilariously.

Edit: My favorite bit is when he talks about how he failed basic ass math the last time he tried college because he was too smart for the class.

But, we all remember his Facebook tantrums about how math was too hard and he didn't understand any of it.
 
I'm wondering if he's tired of waiting and has designs on, shall we say, overthrowing the king? As much of a pussy as he is, I wouldn't put it past him, and of course he'd get off on an insanity plea.

I wouldn't put him past it to try it if he gets pissed off with his life enough. He is definitely resentful enough to pull something like that. But if he does try it at some point I would expect him to use poison of some kind. Namely because hes too avoidant of direct confrontation. But lucas being lucas, he'd get caught on film buying it at some store and doing searches for it online, and would likely contradict himself on some aspect of whatever happened and get the cops suspicious real quick

I'm not so sure he'd get off on an insanity plea though. He's certainly try it, but generally if you're sane enough to come up with some kind of functional plan you're sane enough to stand trial. Even so he'd likely either get a major jail sentence or remanded to a psych ward for life. His history would absolutely work against him - especially considering that as soon as it became public knowledge that he got busted for murder, a kiwi or a sofalaw member would rightfully inform the police of his history, to ensure the prosecution had all the information about him and the case they should have.

and can you imagine lucas in prison? He wouldn't be able to shut up about diddling kids for long and between that and ranting about his sperm he'd piss the wrong person off real fast and end up in the SHU or killed. Add on to that the fact that he would be assigned a shitty menial job and be forced to work, it would infuriate him. Especially since they get paid like 10 cents an hour. He would be likely get intimidated into giving up what little he had from the commissary as well. Plus he'd be required to have a cellmate, who would not put up with his shit at all. Especially lucas sitting around shirtless, unshowered and eating shitty ramen with pencils. He would have no visitors (well, maybe the odd person who did it just to fuck with him and would just tell him its not in the cards to see him spaz out during a visit and get in shit), virtually no non legal related mail, virtually no money, no young women to leer at, no videos to make or genetics bs to 'research' and nobody who wanted to get within 10 feet of him. Plus he is far too stupid to come up with a workable hussle, so he'd never have more than a few dollars in his account at best, and even if he managed to hold onto whatever he was able to buy he'd be that dumbass who pisses everyone off cause he fucks with the microwave and spazzes out when someone tells him to hurry up or criticizes what hes doing with it

The irony being that in jail he'd at least have access to almost his own toilet, be off the street, and be kept away from the kids he wants to diddle so it would be a step up for him and society in a few ways, but it would be as close to being his own personal hell as you can get. If he ever got thrown in the hole, and he would sooner or later, he'd go stark raving mad. The videos he makes are his outlet to scream about what pisses him off. If he couldn't do that I can see it building up until he just goes off like a spastic, especially in solitary. If he ever got released to the street he'd be a raving lunatic, wouldn't be able to adhere to the rules of his halfway house and be thrown back in prison pretty fast. To say nothing of how utterly institutionalized he would be by then
 
iT wAs A sOcIaL eXpErImEnT.

That's everyone's favorite excuse when their desperate attempt at dating backfires hilariously.

Edit: My favorite bit is when he talks about how he failed basic ass math the last time he tried college because he was too smart for the class.

But, we all remember his Facebook tantrums about how math was too hard and he didn't understand any of it.
What -- he said he was too smart for he class and that's the reason he failed. Damn, he must think everyone else is as much a moron as he is to believe that.
 
Nothing like making a video about how you don't care about being trolled, hell of a productive day you've had creeper, applying for a course that we both know you're going to fail and just waste everyone's time with. Least he applied just in time to fail for his birthday. I wonder what excuse Lucas will make this time when he fails.

Gotta love that his immediate thought with the work study is 'more money, more overpriced junk food to bribe for dates', not 'hey this could help go towards me not being a hobo'. He really is a fat entitled retard, he clearly believes the state will take care of him no matter what and it's not his responsibility to look after himself
iT wAs A sOcIaL eXpErImEnT.


That's everyone's favorite excuse when their desperate attempt at dating backfires hilariously.

Edit: My favorite bit is when he talks about how he failed basic ass math the last time he tried college because he was too smart for the class.

But, we all remember his Facebook tantrums about how math was too hard and he didn't understand any of it.

Lucas has made it known multiple times he believes he's smarter than the average person. I wouldn't be surprised if Lucas genuinely thought he was the smartest person in Spokane
What -- he said he was too smart for he class and that's the reason he failed. Damn, he must think everyone else is as much a moron as he is to believe that.
 
iT wAs A sOcIaL eXpErImEnT.


That's everyone's favorite excuse when their desperate attempt at dating backfires hilariously.

Edit: My favorite bit is when he talks about how he failed basic ass math the last time he tried college because he was too smart for the class.

But, we all remember his Facebook tantrums about how math was too hard and he didn't understand any of it.

Its clear he doesn't know what a health class is. I can see him getting into some arguments about some things in that class and starting shit

Its clear he thinks biology classes are easy and 'fun cause it looks like theres alot of pictures' and has no idea what the workload on some of those are like

He somehow thinks he is going to meet women at college.....taking an online course

How the hell does he think its weird that bio class is at a particular time. Its taught by an actual teacher at that time. Does he even know what an online class is?

He admits he can't do basic math

He thinks he will get on the honor roll....for a health class and that he has any chance of doing so on a bio class. Oh how I wish he had been stupid enough to sign up for a chemistry class. 'organic chemistry? balancing chemical equations? whats that?' or took an IT class - 'uh....mr teacher....whats a class? Encapsulation makes no sense at all to me you bigots! wtf is polymorphism? thats turning into squirrels and shit right!? Uh....whats variable length subnetting....?'

I wonder if the library computers he is talking about even support doing online classes. Those can require decent connections and have apps or live video components that can require at least a decent non-onboard video card. plenty of libraries just use the cheapest bargain basement computers that aren't intended for anything but looking at websites and email

Nevertheless I look forward to part 2 of the college saga. and heres to hoping he doesn't wander the halls of the college in his off hours and do a repeat of any questionable behavior. The young women of the college have enough shit going on between school and a pandemic to have to worry about or have to put up with lucas's shit
 
A&P is pretty rough compared to most other undergrad classes. Most nursing schools, etc have A&P as a prereq to weed out people who aren't capable of higher levels of academic rigor. He'd have to go through it if he were to actually pursue genetics. But he won't, because it would be an absolute miracle for him to even pass the most face-roll of undergrad classes.
 
i vote that he try out a manufacturing or engineering course with rapid prototyping or machine tools. the moment he starts to get sassy in a lab that has hydraulics or a lathe or something would get very interesting very quickly. how about industrial design or drafting? or some of the higher level math i've had to do like vector fields and complex function analysis (for thermal design...). he did brag about his physics and math background after all.

more seriously, he failed remedial (100 level or sub 100?) math, which is typically high school stuff like algebra. i'm not sure if he sought out a tutor or tried to study, but i suspect he doesn't have the skills to handle academic study on his own. most colleges and universities have courses explicitly for this sort of thing. i bet his ego refuses to let him admit except in private that he was unable to cope, or that the real world is a bit beyond him currently (forever?). i doubt that's mental illness and is instead just plain narcissism and hubris.
 
more seriously, he failed remedial (100 level or sub 100?) math, which is typically high school stuff like algebra. i'm not sure if he sought out a tutor or tried to study, but i suspect he doesn't have the skills to handle academic study on his own. most colleges and universities have courses explicitly for this sort of thing. i bet his ego refuses to let him admit except in private that he was unable to cope, or that the real world is a bit beyond him currently (forever?). i doubt that's mental illness and is instead just plain narcissism and hubris.

I'm of the opinion that Lucas has a mild intellectual disability and the kind of conceptual learning required by higher maths will always be beyond his abilities. I think this better explains certain maladaptive behaviors he exhibits better than autism or some other developmental issue. His reading comprehension is atrocious too and to be honest I'm pretty skeptical that going to college will do Lucas much good. He belongs in a training program that is tailored to teaching him skills he can actually learn and consistently perform for an employer, but you know as well as I do that Lucas is so fucking dysfunctional he could never complete such a program, much less stay gainfully employed afterwards.

I think it is interesting to think about how Lucas' narcissism is his biggest liability despite everything else wrong with him. The dipshit couldn't even hold on to his subsidized apartment and all he had to do there was mind his own damn business and not stir up shit with other residents.
 
Like my fellow Wernologists, I too am eager to see SmugLuke embark upon College Saga, Part Duex. However I can’t help but feel angry, frustrated and flat out stunned that this fat sack of excrement managed to get more government money for school. How in the actual fuck does this absolute horror continue to get paid to fail and harass young women? Which I’m sure he will manage to do in online classes.
 
Like my fellow Wernologists, I too am eager to see SmugLuke embark upon College Saga, Part Duex. However I can’t help but feel angry, frustrated and flat out stunned that this fat sack of excrement managed to get more government money for school. How in the actual fuck does this absolute horror continue to get paid to fail and harass young women? Which I’m sure he will manage to do in online classes.
Well, if he sends girls shit via the online class/in email or types things in a group chat, perhaps it will help get him removed from the class.

LUCAS: So, my sweet Zoomer bae, would you like to join me for a $150 dinner, then allow me to take you back to my homeless shelter & make the strongest children known to man with you? Get my telemeres all over your sweet, sweet ova?

TEACHER: Mr. Werner, we are currently going over the syllabus---

LUCAS: STOP COCKBLOCKING ME
 
iT wAs A sOcIaL eXpErImEnT.


That's everyone's favorite excuse when their desperate attempt at dating backfires hilariously.

Edit: My favorite bit is when he talks about how he failed basic ass math the last time he tried college because he was too smart for the class.

But, we all remember his Facebook tantrums about how math was too hard and he didn't understand any of it.

I love smug, confident, self-righteous, full of himself Lucas. He‘s hanging at the college with the other smart people. Right where he belongs don’t you know. Oh and it’s so much more peaceful there as opposed to where those hypocrite Christians gather. Those dumb, scornful Christians who give me free food. How pathetic are they?

(Starting the clock for next meltdown that gets him thrown off campus.)
 
I love smug, confident, self-righteous, full of himself Lucas. He‘s hanging at the college with the other smart people. Right where he belongs don’t you know. Oh and it’s so much more peaceful there as opposed to where those hypocrite Christians gather. Those dumb, scornful Christians who give me free food. How pathetic are they?

(Starting the clock for next meltdown that gets him thrown off campus.)

Well, that's a funny way to spell "cockblocked by agephobes".
 
This pisses me off.
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Lucas you are a fat entitled fuck face and that's why everyone hates you.
 
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