Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Club Sandwich]

a man should always call a potential mate ‘honey, baby, or sweetheart.’

i'm not even a woman, and that's creeping me out. a lot of it is how overly familiar he tries to be with people (not just women, although it's targeted at women) so quickly. i mean he's going from "hi" to "have my babies" in some cases within the first few sentences. in other cases, he tries to blurt out his sob story and his magic sperm reasoning in a torrent to justify his actions/approach.

notice how uncomfortable he gets with other people? ignoring what you know of Lucas, it's clear that his friendships with others are purely transactional and he barely cares for anyone other than himself, so he's unable to genuinely be either empathic or sympathetic or inquisitive towards others unless it somehow relates to himself. more particularly, in a way that can be used to better position himself (as he sees it). i've seen this sort of behavior in people like DV perpetrators and certain types of gangbangers. not sure if it has a particular name, but they have to create and maintain a persona that is a precise reflection of who they want to be and they react poorly, sometimes violently if that is questioned or impinged.

 

[le funny sex number 69]

Hallucinations, specially auditory ones, are not uncommon in the manic phase of bipolar disorder.

source: bipolar myself

 

[Club Sandwich]

Hallucinations, specially auditory ones, are not uncommon in the manic phase of bipolar disorder.

source: bipolar myself

are they intelligible speech in the way that Lucas seems to react to?

 

[le funny sex number 69]

are they intelligible speech in the way that Lucas seems to react to?

They can be, specially if you’re getting little sleep, which Lucas seems to.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

This vintage Wern is interesting for a lot of reasons, but I’d like to point out that one of the reasons he gives for why he’d be a good dad is that when a little girl comes up to him he says “Hi, sweetheart!” Recall his recent autistic screeds about how a man should always call a potential mate ‘honey, baby, or sweetheart.’

Pet names are earned over a period of time. It's literally a creeper cliché to go up to a random woman or girl and call her "baby, honey, or sweetheart". It's a red flag. It's not endearing, it isn't sweet, it isn't suave, it's fucking creepy.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Normal until you realize that, even heavily medicated, he's still talking about wanting to fuck teenagers.

Here, have the same version of The Wern we saw these last few weeks with him talking about getting a doctorate (though he doesn't say in what), talking about how he only wants to go to college to meet women and probably won't have to pay back his loans, admitting he has bipolar, that he's diabetic, that he needs glasses (hmmmm short telomeres anyone?), how he'd be a good father because he's "nice to kids", and going through the same laundry list of idiocy he's been going through lately, only he's doped up to the gills on psych meds.

He's not "normal" on psych meds, he has the exact same thought processes, ideas, and desires when he's on meds, he's just not screaming about them, he's laying around like he's only half awake and mumbling about them instead.

That video was posted Feb 12, 2018, shortly after he got out of his last extended stay in the nuthouse. He even says in that one he's considered "gravely disabled".

The apartment he's in is the world's saddest looking studio that was a 6 month transitional house for people either just getting out of the psych ward or jail, then they were meant to learn How to Adult again before moving on to Big Boy Housing. Lucas never even made it that far, he just got moved into a worse version of what this apartment was (at least this one had its own bathroom) and was still in a place where he wasn't even allowed to have overnight guests.

Differences with psych drugged up Lucas I do note though is that he didn't have the laundry list of excuses blaming everyone else for why he couldn't fuck 18-24 year olds, he admits some of his faults which he never does now, he said numerous times he needs to work on and improve himself, and he was talking to people in group therapy (or says he did, at least). He was creepy with his young girl obsession and telomere cope, but desperately trying to fulfill those young love experiences you missed isn't uncommon and can be worked on through therapy.

Rainbow me, but I honestly think this Lucas was salvageable. Not as a potential father or even a real productive member of society, but he could have been directed into living a decent life under shelter while on disability. I don't find any shame in that as Lucas is clearly mentally ill and needs help.

 

[Rescuetoast]

Differences with psych drugged up Lucas I do note though is that he didn't have the laundry list of excuses blaming everyone else for why he couldn't fuck 18-24 year olds, he admits some of his faults which he never does now, he said numerous times he needs to work on and improve himself, and he was talking to people in group therapy (or says he did, at least). He was creepy with his young girl obsession and telomere cope, but desperately trying to fulfill those young love experiences you missed isn't uncommon and can be worked on through therapy.

Rainbow me, but I honestly think this Lucas was salvageable. Not as a potential father or even a real productive member of society, but he could have been directed into living a decent life under shelter while on disability. I don't find any shame in that as Lucas is clearly mentally ill and needs help.

It’s not his fault he’s incredibly mentally ill. That shit’s pretty unfair and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. It’s totally his fault that he’s decided to not do anything about it and be generally awful all the time though lol

 

[Blonde Bomb]

It’s not his fault he’s incredibly mentally ill. That shit’s pretty unfair and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. It’s totally his fault that he’s decided to not do anything about it and be generally awful all the time though lol

I've said it before & I'll say it again : "Mental illness is not your fault, but it is your responsibility." - Marcus Parks, Last Podcast on the Left.

 

[Rescuetoast]

I've said it before & I'll say it again : "Mental illness is not your fault, but it is your responsibility." - Marcus Parks, Last Podcast on the Left.

One of my friends always tells me that it’s a reason for behavior, but never an excuse.

 

[Wernology]

Hey, Vintage Wern, same question.

But, for real though, in a lot of his older videos you can get a clear picture of how stunted he is in terms of mental age; like whatever is jacked up about his brain, it also seemed to not allow him to mature past early to mid teens in terms of his thought processes, behaviors, and how he views and interacts with other people.

Along with the obvious mental illness, it's pretty clear there's some intellectual disability in play as well. It's not as evident when he's not medicated, but in the older videos on both of his channels when he is medicated or has VERY recently stopped taking meds, it's clear as day.

It's still there in his recent videos but it's masked pretty well under all the screaming; it'll pop out obviously now and again when he posts videos in which he's talking normally or when he's in a depressive episode, but it's still there even under the screeching. Hell even in the last @The Golden USB Show you could hear it in the way his tantrums were the same thing you'd get from a really angry teenager upset that they were being grounded or being asked to be accountable for their mistakes.

He'll never be a successful adult on his own (and by on his own I mean without meds, therapy, and at least being in supervised housing with a caseworker checking in on him every few days) because he's legitimately not capable of it. That's not his fault and it sucks that that was the hand he was dealt, but it's definitely not an excuse for any of his behavior.

With meds, therapy, and supervised housing he'd still never be mentally fit for the 'dreams' he has (the whole being a dad and getting a PhD) but he might be able to at least manage owning a cat successfully

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

It’s not his fault he’s incredibly mentally ill. That shit’s pretty unfair and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. It’s totally his fault that he’s decided to not do anything about it and be generally awful all the time though lol

It was Lucas' fault, but it's hard to see a way out when you have no support system and tell yourself endlessly that nobody will ever love or care for you, which is how he felt when he was really fat. It's been talked about here pages ago... Lucas needed to be institutionalized or put in a group home for some time, and needed to be dragged to regular therapy afterward, but the current system isn't set up to do that. Sadly, many fall through the cracks and eventually believe their own insanity like Lucas has to where it's over and he'd be best off dead.

 

[Free the Pedos]

It was Lucas' fault, but it's hard to see a way out when you have no support system and tell yourself endlessly that nobody will ever love or care for you, which is how he felt when he was really fat. It's been talked about here pages ago... Lucas needed to be institutionalized or put in a group home for some time, and needed to be dragged to regular therapy afterward, but the current system isn't set up to do that. Sadly, many fall through the cracks and eventually believe their own insanity like Lucas has to where it's over and he'd be best off dead.

It sounds like he exhausted his support system until they had to wash their hands of him. And though we don't know if he's ever said anything to family members about predating upon his nieces, I have to imagine they feared for those girls since he can't go more than a few minutes without talking about ajjjjjjjjjjjje gap breeding.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

So is it known what his status is right now? Is he committed for a 72 hour eval or is he back on the street? Last I read he may have done this hospitalization as a stunt to have a place to stay for a couple days as HoC has had enough of his shit.

 

[Wernology]

So is it known what his status is right now? Is he committed for a 72 hour eval or is he back on the street? Last I read he may have done this hospitalization as a stunt to have a place to stay for a couple days as HoC has had enough of his shit.

Even if someone did know his status, HIPAA makes it illegal for them to say anything about it.

Doing so could cost them their job, cause them to lose their license, get the hospital fined, and give Lucas an easy to win lawsuit.

If Lucas himself chooses to tell people what happened (or his version of it anyway) once he gets his phone back that's about the only way we'll find out.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Even if someone did know his status, HIPAA makes it illegal for them to say anything about it.

Doing so could cost them their job, cause them to lose their license, get the hospital fined, and give Lucas an easy to win lawsuit.

If Lucas himself chooses to tell people what happened (or his version of it anyway) once he gets his phone back that's about the only way we'll find out.

Ah. So he is internet silent as of now. What an apt time for him to pull a stunt right before this thread breaks the 1k mark. We should start a betting pool if he comes back medicated after a long convalescents or as schizo/bipolar as ever within a couple days. My bet is the latter.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Assuming it's a voluntary hold which it should be with the details we have, Lucas will certainly be back the same as ever in the next few days. Also note that he timed it well on Friday night which will buy him a bit more time there to avoid the cold through the weekend.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

Ah. So he is internet silent as of now. What an apt time for him to pull a stunt right before this thread breaks the 1k mark. We should start a betting pool if he comes back medicated after a long convalescents or as schizo/bipolar as ever within a couple days. My bet is the latter.

I can't imagine why they'd admit/keep him, unless he poses a threat to himself or others. He won't voluntarily admit himself, that would prevent him from continuing his quest for zoomer ovum. He also doesn't like being medicated. I'm sure he thinks that if he goes in for suicide threats, doctors/psychologists will just confirm how totally right he is, how unfair Gen Z babes are for not letting them just splooge inside them left and right. So unless they think he's a danger to the public or is completely delusional (hopefully he tells them about the four year olds asking him about sex), I think he'll be back on the streets sooner rather than later.

Unless he tries to woo another patient/nursing student/young woman and the hospital orderlies have to haul him away screaming about classist sluts and ageists deniers of his love.

EDIT: Another thing that points to how immature or fucked up mentally Lucas is is that he seems to equate 'love' to 'sex'. If you love him, you have sex with him. If you have sex with him, that must mean you love him. The concept of getting to know each other over time, falling in love & sharing a bond never once enters his thoughts (that we've seen). Having sex is one of the easiest things in the world to do, plenty of people do it with people they don't love (no judgement) or even know particularly well, finding someone you care enough about to spend the rest of your life with, start a family with & grow old together with is extremely difficult.

 

[Goldaor]

While we wait for our common friend to come back, I found this and I don't think it was posted here before:

 

[mothman96]

Hey, Vintage Wern, same question.

With meds, therapy, and supervised housing he'd still never be mentally fit for the 'dreams' he has (the whole being a dad and getting a PhD) but he might be able to at least manage owning a cat successfully

No, no pets. His ex Suzanne said he was mean to her cats. I think it was in one of the podcasts he also let it out that he was mean to the cat when he still lived at home with his mom. Would not trust him with any type of pet.

 

[Wernology]

No, no pets. His ex Suzanne said he was mean to her cats. I think it was in one of the podcasts he also let it out that he was mean to the cat when he still lived at home with his mom. Would not trust him with any type of pet.

Well, maybe he could...he'd probably fuck up a pet rock, to be honest, even medicated and supervised.

Might be able to manage a house plant that didn't require a ton of care or attention but, then again, he'd probably throw the pot of a cactus if his dumb ass tried to pet it and it stuck him with its spines for the offense.

I'd say he's Lenny without a George to mercifully end it, but Lenny legitimately didn't mean any harm and arguably didn't know what he was doing, and Lucas absolutely does.

Edit: I was today years old when it finally fully dawned on me that he was trying to say "gallows" all those times he was talking about his "gallouse humor". How the fuck does a native English speaker get to the age of 40 and not know how to say gallows? More importantly how do they get "gall-ou-see" from that combination of letters?
Is he trying to pull a Hyacinth Bucket with some of his word pronunciations?