Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Telomere Savalas]

- Isn't that Lacie chick (on whom the Wern bases ALL his assumptions/theories about Gen Z) an OnlyFans thot?
- Motel 6s have mostly become "crystal palaces" and hangouts for prostitutes, so they probably do take cash.
(BTW, I don't the time or inclination to go back through 1000+ pages of this thread, but has anyone suggested to the Wern spending some tardbux on a sex worker?)
- A flight attendant friend of mine is going to be in Spokane for a layover on Friday. Ironically, she's a 44 year old woman who last year gave birth to a healthy baby boy, presumably with strong DNA and long telomeres.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

has anyone suggested to the Wern spending some tardbux on a sex worker?)

Even though Lucas likes to talk a lot about getting "some pussy on his dick", it really seems like he cares little about the actual act of having sex and hyper fixates on the results of it. His health and habits in consideration, I really believe he wouldn't be able to complete the act from start to finish successfully. Unless I'm mistaken, he's even admitted to having significant sexual dysfunction. That sort of thing would kind of back up why he's all about the ideology and less about the actual getting it in.

 

[IceQueen]

- Isn't that Lacie chick (on whom the Wern bases ALL his assumptions/theories about Gen Z) an OnlyFans thot?
- Motel 6s have mostly become "crystal palaces" and hangouts for prostitutes, so they probably do take cash.
(BTW, I don't the time or inclination to go back through 1000+ pages of this thread, but has anyone suggested to the Wern spending some tardbux on a sex worker?)
- A flight attendant friend of mine is going to be in Spokane for a layover on Friday. Ironically, she's a 44 year old woman who last year gave birth to a healthy baby boy, presumably with strong DNA and long telomeres.

People have suggested that he get a hooker before and he scoffs at the thought, he wants LOVE not sex, BIGOTS! He also has made it clear he thinks he’s too good for a sex worker, which is laughable. Every sex worker in the world has more of a job than Lucas does.

 

[Poop Shoot]

My favorite part is that he genuinely thinks he looks cool in those walgreens glasses/hat.

All he needs to do is grow the armpit-looking mustach to complete his sexual predator look.

 

[Wernology]

Classic Wern Time:

Future Wern would look at Classic Wern and scoff that Classic Wern has telltale signs of short telomeres and shouldn't breed: Glasses, obesity, a weird lisp, and mental illness.

I want to see the two chapters that are 700 pages total, though; could you imagine 700 pages of him going on about how people are bigots for not wanting to fuck him?

 

[Krathnami]

Classic Wern Time:

Future Wern would look at Classic Wern and scoff that Classic Wern has telltale signs of short telomeres and shouldn't breed: Glasses, obesity, a weird lisp, and mental illness.

I want to see the two chapters that are 700 pages total, though; could you imagine 700 pages of him going on about how people are bigots for not wanting to fuck him?

That video is perfect evidence that Lucas cannot be fixed. There he is medicated, clean shaven, showered, dressed respectably, and yet he’s clearly batshit insane. It would make me sad if his personality weren’t completely detestable and his misfortunes not entirely self-inflicted.

 

[WonderWino]

That video is perfect evidence that Lucas cannot be fixed. There he is medicated, clean shaven, showered, dressed respectably, and yet he’s clearly batshit insane. It would make me sad if his personality weren’t completely detestable and his misfortunes not entirely self-inflicted.

He can't be bargained with, he can't be reasoned with and he absolutely will not stop until you are pregnant, zoomer bae

 

[Quiet Dignity]

"I'm open to the symphony, I'm open to rap shows" lol, ya boi got all bases covered.

What's the deal with his eyesight? Does he wear contact lenses these days or is he just wandering around unable to see clearly?

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

In his most recent videos he's demanding someone give him a girl by Friday. It's his birthday and he 'deserves some sex.'
Also, he's mad at Juggalos, (is ICP still a thing) lol, another dated reference from our favorite incel.

Eta: There's no way he's responsible enough to handle or hygienic enough to handle contact lenses. Imagine him sticking his fingers in his eyes every day, he'd probably have an infection pretty quickly.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

I see creeper is now at the stage of spamming videos begging for women, especially for his birthday. "18-24 without children", "I think I deserve some sex", "I want Spokane honies, all of them". I still don't get why he's single at 40 years old with all that life experience and how he champions against bigotry

Apparently jugglos are still a thing, along with greasers making a comeback in Spokane purely to cockblock Lucas and steal all the women, who apparently Lucas believes belong to him by right

In his most recent videos he's demanding someone give him a girl by Friday. It's his birthday and he 'deserves some sex.'
Also, he's mad at Juggalos, (is ICP still a thing) lol, another dated reference from our favorite incel.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Re: Starbucks girl was 16

Petitioner is now currently 26

Making her approximately 22-23 at the time.
People just heard him comment that you “had to be 16 to work there so she’s gotta be legal” and jumped on it.
He’s still a pedo tho

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

Shoving more food in his face. It's crazy how he's homeless and still fat.
Sidenote: The way he eats makes me want to punch him in the face, and I am not really a violent person.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Shoving more food in his face. It's crazy how he's homeless and still fat.
Sidenote: The way he eats makes me want to punch him in the face, and I am not really a violent person.

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Agreed on the eating thing. For whatever reason, videos with Lucas eating might be one of the most repellant and disgusting things I’ve ever witnessed. I think there should be a warning on any videos where he is eating to prepare us for it.

He eats like a ravenous pig. Lips smacking, devouring food in huge bites, talking while chewing... I mean imagine being the date at Clinker Dagger sitting across from that pig while he tears into a $60 steak like a carrion picking at roadkill? Ugh.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

Better give him what he wants guys!



Things the world does not want or need.

 

[Quiet Dignity]

There's no way he's responsible enough to handle or hygienic enough to handle contact lenses. Imagine him sticking his fingers in his eyes every day, he'd probably have an infection pretty quickly.

Agreed. It would be interesting to know his prescription. His glasses don't look all that thick so it might not be too bad, but it's amusing to think of the way he timidly looks around while ranting in public in the context of him not being able to see shit.

 

[Da Dude123]

Yeet him a bae! Okurt! I hope we have a birthday meltdown cause there was no bae that was yeeted. I bet Merna and King Roy do not send him any Panda Express gift card this year. And even if they did, Lucas has no mailing address since he is a hobo without a shelter. Maybe forward it to Motel 6? I dunno...

 

[Wernology]

"I'm open to the symphony, I'm open to rap shows" lol, ya boi got all bases covered.

What's the deal with his eyesight? Does he wear contact lenses these days or is he just wandering around unable to see clearly?

If I recall, at some point, he mentioned he either lost or broke them after getting kicked out of the last shoebox he lived in.

Not sure how shit his vision is without them as he never really wore them all the time.

I see okay without mine; haven't put them on yet this morning, and I can read the laptop screen. Everything is a little fuzzy around the edges, but I don't need my glasses to see what I'm doing clearly enough.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

He wants zoomer bae and he wants them now. Chop chop his birthday's on Friday.

Lucas your over inflated sense of self importance is out of control. Let me break it down for you.
You are: Too poor
Too old
Too fat
Too stupid
Too loud
Too unattractive
To get a chick, any chick, nevermind young and hot. Even on your birthday it's just not in the cards.

Speaking of cards. I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for one from mommy this year. Doubt either parent will even acknowledge him on Thanksgiving or his B-day.

☆☆☆Party☆☆☆
So excited for Friday! Can't wait to meet you all irl. I think it would be nice if we all sang Mucus happy birthday before we disrobe.
Can I get a final headcount? I need to know how much ice cream cake and lube to order.

 

[Wernology]

Related: I don't think he knows what homie means.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Shoving more food in his face. It's crazy how he's homeless and still fat.
Sidenote: The way he eats makes me want to punch him in the face, and I am not really a violent person.

videos with Lucas eating might be one of the most repellant and disgusting things I’ve ever witnessed.

Gotta make a video every time he's eating so that everyone can see those "impressive" meals. The last one looked like a microwave burrito from a gas station, boy if that doesn't make the haters jealous nothing will. Could be a coincidence but I think those two eating videos were only an hour apart, god what a fat ass.

You'd think someone so preoccupied with food and eating would actually shut their mouth and take the time to enjoy the food instead of inhaling it in between giving dialy sermons laden with blatant hypocrisy.