Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I think pissing on camera is a new level of grossness for Lucas, especially since his urine appears abnormally dark.
Proof Lucas doesn't wash his hands, he just rinsed them under some water for a few seconds, no soap!
☆☆☆Warning: his pee looks like ice tea and made me physically ill. 🤮
urine color reveals certain health issues, mostly related to hydration. generally the more yellow or gold it appears, the less hydrated you are. healthy urine color should be a very light "white gold" type. brownish urine can be liver disease, orange can be bile or other issue, pink is usually after eating beets or rubarb, but if he hasn't eaten any, then that's a sign of blood getting into the urinary tract.

Soaking them in the tub like that will only make them stink even worse, and he probably won't understand why because he just "washed" them.
pretty much. in the army we had a sanitation unit that was built into a frame and air dropped. bolt it together with power and water and you could shower, cook, and wash clothing there. for field laundry, you used a cleaned fuel drum cut in half and a plunger to boil the water and stir and fold (mix) the clothing with powdered detergents, then a rinse in clean boiled water, then either scrubbed (if needed) or wrung using a hand cranked roller thing, then hung on a line to sun dry. hard on some clothing, but it worked pretty well, if a little labor intensive.

i'm told that doing laundry in a pile in a tub without the differing cycles would end up with weird spotting and not get rid of some types of dirt/contamination, and they'd still smell too.

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He clearly uses IG to find girls (although it could be argued his posting just satisfies his own mental illness), so why does he post videos of him taking a piss or sniffing deoderant? No girl wants to see that.
what gets me is that he has the sniffing video, the pissing video complete with unwashed hands, and then an advert with food in the hand, as if eating. it's almost like he's implying he's offering seafood with urine contaminated hands. or at least hands that haven't been washed properly since handling his Wernlette. you just know he's a leaker with the stub he's working with though.

he's truly embracing the filthy, slovenly lifestyle of a bum. at least hobos will take work on occasion.
 
That isn't true at all. Heroin doesn't stop getting you high after a few uses, its effects just become diminished the more you use it, leading to idiots using more and risking an OD
It doesn’t “stop you from getting high”, but you don’t FEEL high. Most people addicted to heroin behave relatively normally once they are addicted and on the drug, unless they’re at the point of being close to an OD.

Here's the chat he said it in.


Looks like the typical "you will do this if you love me" abuser shit.
Holy SHIT... Was that girl a real, normal girl who was actually interested in him, or a troll?? Because if it’s the former wow I feel so bad for her... I have never seen this chat log until today 😳
 
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I just watched Lucas take a piss.

Then I scrutinized the color of his urine.

My ribs ache from laughter. I have to keep laughing, because if I stop, I might wonder what I'm doing laughing at a retard pissing on IG.

Between the new name, "Ñigæ Luke," and the pee, Lucas really seems to be going all in for attention. Or just completely disintegrating. Finger falling off, behavior degenerating to the point that he unselfconsciously films himself pissing. Just beautiful.
Pasta wrapped in tortillas sounds like what guys that have been in prison for a long time consider gourmet food.
Why is the bathtub full of dirty clothes?
Proof Lucas doesn't wash his hands, he just rinsed them under some water for a few seconds, no soap!
☆☆☆Warning: his pee looks like ice tea and made me physically ill. 🤮
Maybe you've heard of the fabled "spread"? A recipe of necessity, devised by hungry men with ingredients from the prison commissary. Noodles (usually ramen) mashed and mixed with whatever is handy, sometimes served in a tortilla and called a burrito. If you're curious, there are plenty of recipes available online, and dozens of YouTube tutorials where you too can learn to eat like a product of the prison industrial complex. Or someone with a modest grocery budget.

Anyway, the prison burrito. Sounds like Lucas traded a DS for one of those. That's some sharp bartering there.
 
Why is he so far away from the toilet? Why isn't he even trying to aim it not going all over the place? It's 6 feet away from people Lucas, not the toilet. Why wouldn't you at the bare minimum wash your hands? Especially when recording yourself, and after you kept trying to accuse other people of spreading covid. He's even publicly posting that he's pissed all over the poor bastard's toilet/bathroom floor. I really didn't want to catch a glimpse of the fat retard's cock either.

You can really tell in this video how he managed to catch mrsa the first time. I'm starting to see why neither Roy nor Myra want to help him even if he's their son. He truly has no redeeming qualities, and can't even keep his disgusting behavior to affecting only himself. To be fair though, if you allow Lucas Werner into your home, you deserve the disgusting shit you get with how infamous he is for being disgusting on ever level
 
Okay, he straight pissed OVER the toilet, like his initial stream didn't even hit it, at all!

His first stream went over the left side of the toilet into the empty space beyond the toilet in the corner, which means it got all over the floor and then he gradually dragged his stream to the right, soaked the corner of the rim and the side of the seat, before finally landing in the top half of the bowl.

With all of the rumors about Lucas leaving bathrooms in disgusting condition, did he really have to give us a video confirmation?
 
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Weekly Wern 4 is out, it contains exclusive content such as all the voice messages he keeps spamming the Spokane girl and the text convo with the troll. It's the last one too.
 
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View attachment 1758251Weekly Wern 4 is out, it contains exclusive content such as all the voice messages he keeps spamming the Spokane girl and the text convo with the troll. It's the last one too.
There is no chance, whatsoever, he isn’t drunk in those voice messages. If he was sober: I’ll eat my hat. If he was sober I’ll give him a woman out of my private collection and stop being a greedy agephobe.

Edit: HE LITERALLY JUST SAID “I wish you were my niece and I also wish you were my wife.”

I’m done. I’m out. Between this and the pissing, I literally can’t anymore. Peace, y’all.
 
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There is no chance, whatsoever, he isn’t drunk in those voice messages. If he was sober: I’ll eat my hat. If he was sober I’ll give him a woman out of my private collection and stop being a greedy agephobe.

Edit: HE LITERALLY JUST SAID “I wish you were my niece and I also wish you were my wife.”

I’m done. I’m out. Between this and the pissing, I literally can’t anymore. Peace, y’all.
See ya tomorrow! You know you can’t look away from this train wreck.
 
HE LITERALLY JUST SAID “I wish you were my niece and I also wish you were my wife.”

I’m done. I’m out. Between this and the pissing, I literally can’t anymore. Peace, y’all.
Just when it's getting good?

It's only a matter of time before he records himself taking a dump while explicitly discussing his niece's juicy ova and how he totally could've balled her.

Weekly Wern 4 is out, it contains exclusive content such as all the voice messages he keeps spamming the Spokane girl and the text convo with the troll. It's the last one too.
Thank you for your contributions to Wernology. I hope you recover from your exposure to Lucas some day.
 
Why is he so far away from the toilet? Why isn't he even trying to aim it not going all over the place?
i mean, it's not like he has a lot to work with when trying to aim. perhaps he feels lucky he isn't forced to sit down due to inadequate plumbing.

Why wouldn't you at the bare minimum wash your hands? Especially when recording yourself, and after you kept trying to accuse other people of spreading covid.
i've noticed that a lot of mentally ill (and deeply depressed) people tend to lose any interest in cleanliness or maintenance. in some ways, they have a lot on their mind, even if it's bizarre thoughts, that distract them from the basics of hygiene or normal routines or social conventions.

I really didn't want to catch a glimpse of the fat retard's cock either.
i doubt it would have been visible. a stub for genitals combined with a waistline longer than a midget is tall would preclude anything like that even with effort on his part. Lucas himself likely hasn't seen his own genitals or feet in years by looking down - he'd need a mirror or camera or something.
 
There is no chance, whatsoever, he isn’t drunk in those voice messages. If he was sober: I’ll eat my hat. If he was sober I’ll give him a woman out of my private collection and stop being a greedy agephobe.

Edit: HE LITERALLY JUST SAID “I wish you were my niece and I also wish you were my wife.”

I’m done. I’m out. Between this and the pissing, I literally can’t anymore. Peace, y’all.
When are the voicemails in the vid? Like at what minute mark? I can’t watch the whole thing right now 😭

Edit: Never mind, found them! Yeah, he’s plastered in those. Absolutely no question about it lmao.
 
In his deodorant seduction video he tags himself on Elm Street. So chances are he’s staying with someone in Felony Flats or maybe Browns Addition.

So...what you're saying is.....lucas is the nightmare on elm street

Thats strangely appropriate

That said this whole housing situation is sketchy as fuck. First, who in their right mind would let lucas anywhere near a woman they were living with? Second, he was inquiring about housing as recently as yesterday and lost his shit when he didn't get it....so how exactly did this situation even happen and why was he looking for housing elsewhere? I mean given his mooching ways you'd think he would be eager to stay, especially if there is a woman involved. Speaking of which, there is no way in hell lucas sniffing some womans deodorant is going to end well for him. If he is doing that he is doing or attempting to do other creepy things in the house. He will get caught doing stuff before too long and that should lead to quite the scene. Also, what kind of flophouse is this that they do laundry in the tub? That will only make the clothes dirtier and reek more

I am going to laugh my ass off until I bust a lung if lucas managed to weasel himself into this shithole place and end up creeping on the woman to the point that she physically assaults him, has him arrested or metoo's his ass for being a creeper

If he is willing to piss on video how long is it going to be before we get a video with him shitting. That will be a horrifying day, and one that will be recorded forever in the annals of wernology

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Edit: HE LITERALLY JUST SAID “I wish you were my niece and I also wish you were my wife.”

Gee, I wonder what his mother would have to say about THAT statement. Totally not a creepy incest loving pedo at all

and for a guy who has already admitted he's on an order prohibiting him from drinking or doing drugs he sure goes out of his way to make sure everyone knows hes doing it
 
I’m so bummed he said Coil was one of his favorite bands in his voicemails. I don’t like having that in common with the Wern
Yeah, but then he mentioned Pop Will MEAT Itself.

I don't think Lucas knows much about music.

He's just rrying to sound cool, and referencing the proto-industrial stuff he probably heard friends mention.

Example: he's mentioned Jello Biafra several times, but he's never made mention of Jello Biafra being in the Dead Kennedys. I honestly don't think Lucas knows.
 
So for him "exploring veganism" is just eating various novelty foods? Lmfao, ok.

Hey Lukey, there are normal-ass foods you can buy at the regular grocery store, and not a specialty "vegan" store, that don't come in a fancy vegan-stamped package and aren't marked up 400% - that are vegan.
There are these things called potatoes. You can do a million things with them. They're super cheap. They're vegan.
First, who in their right mind would let lucas anywhere near a woman they were living with?
You just answered your own question.
Also, what kind of flophouse is this that they do laundry in the tub?
I doubt this is a "they" thing. This is a Lucas thing. Lucas instantly turns any house he walks into into a flophouse.
 
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@Goldaor . Lucas's Facebook statuses are hilarious when Sophie reads them. She has an enthusiasm in her voice that really makes them. Also, this Autumn girl, Lucas still has never talked to her on the phone? If so, Lord have mercy! The things he was saying to her. Asked her to marry him? Fucking hell!

Lucas very obviously wants to do his niece. That is sooo vile and to mention his beautiful niece in those voice messages is creepy as hell. I like how he also mentioned those cows his grandpa owned.

I hope he keeps this nigga stuff up. ACAB will never let him in then.
 
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