LUCAS WERNER: A HISTORY OF REJECTION
"I've never been with an interesting smart pretty girl." Lucas Colby Werner.
Lucas Colby Werner has been, by his own admission, on a love quest since he was a child. He's been trying to find his "interesting smart pretty girl" or "dream girl" since he can remember.
At 41, Lucas, still can't "find [his] girl."
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Lucas's fixation on courtship is matched only by his social retardation. His parents recognized at a very early age that he struggled with social interactions. His social deficits were pronounced enough for his parents to send him to a counselor. This was Lucas's early introduction to the mental health system, which would play a huge role in his life.
Lucas recognizes that his shyness is worse around girls he's interested in.
He's an extremely thirsty man, interested in pretty much all attractive young women he encounters, and terrified of talking to them. The courtship game makes him very anxious, but he fancies himself an active player nonetheless. He's more of an outraged spectator.
Given his social problems, Lucas was not a very popular kid.
We can picture Lucas as unhappy, awkward kid, probably on the bottom of the social hierarchy at school, maybe spoiled at home.
Lucas does not seem to have ever feared cooties. He was sweet on the girls when he was little.
The "interesting smart pretty girls" noticed Lucas and recoiled. They avoided him. They did not include him in their parties.
Social exclusion is a major part of Lucas's story. Lucas often takes to social media wondering "Where the party at Gen Z?" He can't stand being left out, especially from Gen Z's dating scene. But long before Lucas was rejected by Millenials, and Gen Z, he was rejected by Gen X.
Here's Lucas as a 4th grader, and everyone that was invited to the party back in 1988. Imagine the fun they had. You know Lucas did.
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Are you tempted to give him a purple nurple? Noogies? A wet willie? Tempted to call him "faggot"?
When nobody will invite you to their party, you throw your own. Lucas has a history or organizing events that nobody attends. In Olympia, he is reported to have hosted an EBT funded, atheist bbq at a public park (presumably to meet hot atheist bitches). He wept when nobody came. As a child, he experienced many similar disappointments. For example:
It's sad, isn't it? A scarred soul?
Lucas’s girl problems continued in high school. He feared rejection so much that he felt he could not function around girls. His account of his attempts to chat up the ladies is almost eerie:
Lucas is confused by things that other people intuitively understand.
Here's Lucas in HS, day dreaming of poon:
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Lucas wrote about being bullied in HS in one of his songs, "Teenage Bondage." It's not hard to see why he may have been a target:
Lucas did neither got himself a dream girl nor graduated from HS. Without school, his only access to girls was through his job in fast food, or better yet, his friends. The latter was discouraged, and the former one of the great subjects of Wernology: Lucas's insistence that other men "yeet him down a bae" or otherwise act as his pimp. By his early 20s, Lucas was in part attributing his shyness and lack of success with girls to the challenges of working in fast food. He was shy, because he was so busy.
Lucas would soon be able to devote all of his time to his love quest. He cracked up, and became a fixture of the mental health system.
....TBC
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