Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

a huge part of Lucas' delusions is fixation on a statement (true or false is irrelevant) and then becoming enraged that there are either exceptions to the rule, or that the original statement is wrong. several other people have pointed this out as a clear illustration of autism in action, as well as the method used by Lucas to work himself into a frenzy over something.

"leftist in name only" is an often repeated phrase (among many others) that he is fixated on and he becomes angry that it isn't true in the sense that he wants it to be: that because he is perceptively low on both the social and economic scales, that his value as a person is lessened because of it, and his desirability to others is greatly lessened because of it.

he associated "left" with certain moral foundations like kindness and caring and empathy and selflessness, and he extends that association beyond what is reasonable: that he is entitled to these things - that others are required to oblige his demands. this angers him when reality shows that this is not true, and that his fixation is falsifiable, and is not a universal rule.

likewise this obligation extends into unreasonable demands that others must provide for his comfort or his sexual satisfaction not because of any intrinsic quality of himself (which i'm sure he realizes and actively denies is quite low) but because there is an obligation to do so based on his entitled and inflexible understanding of the associations and morals of "the left".

someone here said that if he associated "the right" with the same things, we would simply swap some words around. the delusion itself would be largely unchanged.

the incongruity, the inability to accept that his understanding of the world is wrong or deeply skewed is a core feature of his condition - a condition that causes him pain and anger.

this incongruity exists, to greater and lesser extent, in cultists or political extremists as well. holding two contradictory ideas as true at the same time, and being very angry over the inability to reconcile that contradiction when it's pointed out.

working as law enforcement, i didn't really see this sort of behavior in the vast majority of criminals like drug dealers, thieves, or murderers, et c.

i did see this sort of entitled attitude in some domestic violence offenders, neglectful parents, hoarders, kids that were violent enough to attack others in schools, rapists, sexual assaulters, and a few others. road rage people that were caught very shortly after their road rage incident as well. some things trigger a release of this anger caused by bizarre, fixated ideas that are not true, and they feel injured by that, looking for convenient targets for that anger.

all that being said, Lucas seems like the creepy rape-y sort, rather than someone genuinely violent that a good hard slap wouldn't cure.

This was brilliantly postulated. The idea that he looks for universality, and when things aren't that simple, he gets furious at the complication, it's so very true.

Of course, it doesn't seem to bother him that he himself can't live up to the black and white morality that he presents, for example saying that only young horrible gen Z guys say the N word and call women bitches, and then going on rants where he quite literally uses the word bitch and the n-word more than any other human that I've ever heard. There was an exchange with Goldie in which, and I'm serious about this, he said the word b**** 20 times in less than a minute. He was discussing his bete noire du jour Walter Fate, but I wonder if Lucas himself understands that the biggest bitch in the world of Wernology, the biggest baby bitch boy in all of this, is none other than Lucas Colby Werner himself.

But people never hold Lucas to expectations vis-a-vis his OWN lack of consistency, and I'm not even sure if it would be possible to do so.

If there was ever another interview with Lucas, I would want someone to ask him in detail how he knows that people walking in public are in sexual relationships.

When Goldie tried to ask him about this, he started to explain that he saw the people and they were blushing, and unfortunately then the discussion deviated to something else after that.

I would have liked a more extensive thorough questioning about how blushing equals sexual activity, if Lucas thinks that everyone can tell that this blushing = sexual activity, is this some power that only he himself has, to divine sexual activity from the redness of someone's cheeks?

I wonder if any of the therapist who dealt with Lucas had ever really tried to prod at the foundations of some of his unreasonable thinking in this way, to reveal the lack of consistency to these Universal ideas.

I imagine he would just get furious and start screaming "move on!" But it would nonetheless be interesting to see it tried.

 

[Goldaor]

Will he EVER stop posting the same screenshot over and over?

 

[Da Dude123]

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Will he EVER stop posting the same screenshot over and over?

I don't believe he will. You see, Goldoar, this is Lucas's identity. This is what makes him plenty good. Since he is over the age of 35 he will produce strong babies with the baby zooms. This is the most important thing to him. And should be to the socialist Gen Z women. It doesn't matter that he is a broke, ugly, fat, hobo. His sperm is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be!

So, no, he will keep posting that article till he gets what he wants and what he feels entitled to.

 

[A whole lotta nope]

While there is no evidence Lucas did the ultimate creepy uncle shit to his niece, he has said some eyebrow raising things about her. Take a peak at the tip of this iceberg:

It's horrifying the way he talks about his niece. Blood related or not, she's family (and was underage).

Another thing that strikes me about these texts is the girl (or the catfish, I don't know where this came from) tells him her brother died and how she would have loved to have that big brother figure in her life but she didn't. He doesn't acknowledge this at all. He just keeps yapping about his desire to sleep with an underage family member. This is another reason Lucas has no friends or significant other. He gives no shit about anyone else or how they feel. It's all about him.

 

[WonderWino]

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Oh, new video! "I'm tired of feeling like you're leftist in name only."

With that ratty hoodie it looks like he dualclassed to a thief or a crackhead. He better be careful, at level 41 that will be bad for his hobo xp gains

That said I came across this today and the fact that the first screenshot is a bridge and the game involves 'claiming the throne' as king of the hobos reminded me eerily of lucas's rants about king roy

Hobo: Tough Life on Steam

Hobo: Tough Life is an urban survival role-playing game where you play as a homeless person. Play alone or team up in online co-op. Explore the streets of Praslav, scavenge for food and supplies, beg, steal, and do whatever else it takes to survive the forthcoming winter.

store.steampowered.com

I mean its a game where you can be the wern for a few hours. Though lucas clearly has the more immersive VR version

If there was ever another interview with Lucas, I would want someone to ask him in detail how he knows that people walking in public are in sexual relationships.

I suspect his answer would be 'because i've seen it myself lots of times!' followed by implying any contradiction to that insane statement to be some kind of gaslighting against him

and the more lucas goes on about this 'leftist in name only' spiel the more I wonder whether he has a serious case of magical thinking going on. I mean in the psychological sense:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_thinking

Will he EVER stop posting the same screenshot over and over?

The better question is why does he think the 'texas department of insurance' is a reliable source of information about telomeres, genetics or anything else medical related. Note the source it lists

I mean I know every time I want to get information about genetics my first stop is always the local insurance company

Another thing that strikes me about these texts is the girl (or the catfish, I don't know where this came from) tells him her brother died and how she would have loved to have that big brother figure in her life but she didn't. He doesn't acknowledge this at all. He just keeps yapping about his desire to sleep with an underage family member. This is another reason Lucas has no friends or significant other. He gives no shit about anyone else or how they feel. It's all about him.

There is a word for that: narcissism. He showed his true attitude toward other people in that exchange and revealed far more about himself than he realizes or intended

 

[dingobaby]

Seems Lucas thinks he is California bound

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

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I predict this ends well for Lucas.

 

[Wernology]

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If he doesn't get his ass murdered the minute he gets into a car with a stranger in LA he'll get his ass murdered after being ghosted at the airport and shouting slurs on the street where the wrong person can hear him.

Bet he'll start wishing for the days of making up being attached by a "fat albert looking" dude with a baseball bat when he actually does get his skull smashed in by an actual fat albert looking dude with a baseball bat while shouting slurs to try and attract underaged pussy.

Every time I think he can't get any dumber he manages to wow me.
Not in a good way, mind you, but it's still a type of impressive.

Edit: Aww, I don't think he likes me.

Alas, Youtube auto-removed all three of these, but they still show in my notifications so I don't miss a thing.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

This is a fantastic idea. I declare myself a member of this board. I am also available as a thesis advisor.

The Wernerversity can offer the following degrees: AS, BS, MS, Ds.C. Wernology is a science.

I would like to apply for undergraduate research in Wernology.

I propose the following hypothesis: If offered a Zoomer bae ready to breed, but she were fat/unattractive, Lucas would reject this particular Zoomer bae and demand he be offered a "pretty" girl instead.
The null hypothesis, of course being that Lucas would simply take anything he could get his greasy, MRSA-infected diabeetus hands on (in?).

 

[AmpleApricots]

You should always remember that the only true reason Lucas wants to reproduce is to have a daughter he can also molest. In that particular scenario where hell has frozen over, I have no idea what he'd do with a son. You should also always remember that there were enough instances where Lucas admitted that he'd also use underage girls for his means and goals. He's just sane enough to know that admitting this regularly will get him in trouble and even more shunned than he already is. Thankfully he's the world's most inept predator, he is a predator nonetheless.

 

[MCLOS Horthy]

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It's cut off in the image but the originating flight from Spokane is likely UAL5606, given UAL406 departure time and the layover length. At first I was flabbergasted that fatty was going to somehow find his own way down to SFO to get on a flight there.

As to what can be done with this information, I don't know. Assuming he can even arrange to get to the airport at all (or it's not fake completely), he'll be crammed into an E175 regional jet, stinkin' up the joint and making an already miserable trip for the other passengers into a truly unique vision of hell.

 

[AnOminous]

As to what can be done with this information, I don't know. Assuming he can even arrange to get to the airport at all (or it's not fake completely), he'll be crammed into an E175 regional jet, stinkin' up the joint and making an already miserable trip for the other passengers into a truly unique vision of hell.

If he chimps out on a plane, and they have to land to get rid of him, he's doing federal time.

 

[Wernology]

It's cut off in the image but the originating flight from Spokane is likely UAL5606, given UAL406 departure time and the layover length. At first I was flabbergasted that fatty was going to somehow find his own way down to SFO to get on a flight there.

As to what can be done with this information, I don't know. Assuming he can even arrange to get to the airport at all (or it's not fake completely), he'll be crammed into an E175 regional jet, stinkin' up the joint and making an already miserable trip for the other passengers into a truly unique vision of hell.

It'd be almost too perfect if he got escorted off the flight and met by police for bad odors and screaming about bigots and agephobes if anyone complained about him taking up two seats all by himself and smelling like a combo of BO and piss.

If he gets on the plane, and this is a big if, he's losing his tugboat. Having worked out there, I know for a fact that it is expensive as hell to live. There's a lot more homeless people competing for whatever resources are available and he's jumping whatever bond/probation/parole he's on.... so there will be warrants.

But hey... there might be some chick in her early 20's who wants a fat hobo to stick his micro-cock in her.

That being said, the real victim in all of this is the poor bastard who gets stuck next to him on the plane.

Oh god, I forgot about his stupid probation! Dumb mfer is going to get himself arrested before some other hobo in LA can shank him for screeching about 16 year olds not wanting to fuck him.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Every time I think he can't get any dumber he manages to wow me.
Not in a good way, mind you, but it's still a type of impressive.

If he gets on the plane, and this is a big if, he's losing his tugboat. Having worked out there, I know for a fact that it is expensive as hell to live. There's a lot more homeless people competing for whatever resources are available and he's jumping whatever bond/probation/parole he's on.... so there will be warrants.

But hey... there might be some chick in her early 20's who wants a fat hobo to stick his micro-cock in her.

That being said, the real victim in all of this is the poor bastard who gets stuck next to him on the plane.

 

[VoidFace]

I would like to apply for undergraduate research in Wernology.

I propose the following hypothesis: If offered a Zoomer bae ready to breed, but she were fat/unattractive, Lucas would reject this particular Zoomer bae and demand he be offered a "pretty" girl instead.
The null hypothesis, of course being that Lucas would simply take anything he could get his greasy, MRSA-infected diabeetus hands on (in?).

I say you should do it, but only if your thesis is unnecessarily long, incorporates completely unrelated material and takes 20 years.

4,000 pages at least, and god help you if you don’t include the Fibonacci Sequence.

You should always remember that the only true reason Lucas wants to reproduce is to have a daughter he can also molest. In that particular scenario where hell has frozen over, I have no idea what he'd do with a son.

Bold of you to assume Lucas wouldn’t molest his son.

 

[dingobaby]

 

[WonderWino]

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LOL did lucas seriously just claim that almond roca is a local candy? ffs its sold all over the world. My mother eats that shit, personally I can't stand it. Being based somewhere doesn't make it local. By his logic coca is just a local soft drink in atlanta

and of course he 'unwinds' with food when he has no booze or drugs. I'd like to know what he 'unwinds' from exactly. All he does is wander around, make insane posts/videos and sit around a bus station, and he needs to unwind from THAT? Oh yeah, PhD material right there

But of course, this was a guy who needed drugs to unwind from cooking fries at mcdonalds on a timer and couldn't do that right

and what in the actual fuck? That looks like a legit actually paid for ticket confirmation to california. Is someone seriously catfishing him out of state, to california of all places? I mean its happened before, its how he ended up in spokane, but if he really stupid enough to go through with this? That'll fuck up his EBT and all that for at least a little while and there is no way in hell he'll get housing there. Nor will his ranting insanity and pedo behavior be tolerated. Its a whole different ballgame from washington state. That shit will get him assaulted by someone or flat out killed. Can you imagine him wandering into gang territory in LA ranting and calling himself dr nigga and talking about thick thighed black teens? He'd get his ass shot in ten seconds flat

and i'm dead serious there. LA is not a place you want to be fucking around and screeching racist and threatening shit like lucas does. Thats one of the worst places in the country he could be with that kind of behavior. If he thinks 'I was joking' or 'get away from me or i'll call the cops on you' is going to have the same effect there when he pisses off the wrong person oh boy is he in for a real big surprise

Speaking of which, there has to be some kind of liability law or something that makes deliberately catfishing a legally disabled sped across state lines into a questionable situation like that illegal to some degree. I don't think thats a line its wise to cross, especially if lucas is his usual dumbass self and ends up starving on the street after a few days or stabbed to death by some coked up hobo in the middle of the night. They have even less tolerance at shelters in places like LA than they do in places like spokane. as much as i'd love to see lucas get what he deserves for his behavior, I really don't see this ending well for the catfish when something bad inevitably happens to lucas

You should always remember that the only true reason Lucas wants to reproduce is to have a daughter he can also molest. In that particular scenario where hell has frozen over, I have no idea what he'd do with a son.

My money is on:
- kill it
- abandon it
- try to groom it as male bait to lure in little girls of its own age so lucas can molest them at his fartbox (if he still had one). basically a male abigail hobbs from hannibal without the cannibal stuff....though I wouldn't put that past lucas either tbh

It's cut off in the image but the originating flight from Spokane is likely UAL5606, given UAL406 departure time and the layover length. At first I was flabbergasted that fatty was going to somehow find his own way down to SFO to get on a flight there.

As to what can be done with this information, I don't know. Assuming he can even arrange to get to the airport at all (or it's not fake completely), he'll be crammed into an E175 regional jet, stinkin' up the joint and making an already miserable trip for the other passengers into a truly unique vision of hell.

It certainly looks legit and the confirmation was sent to his email address, not that lucas would know a real confirmation from a fake one but the sender address would give it away easy. That said, if hes stupid enough to go for it he'll likely take a bus to the airport, assuming he has any money to do so. Possibly even asking for some money to travel from his wrangler. Not that said wrangler would ever actually give him money to do that under the circumstances. They would get fired if not prosecuted when it turned out to be a catfish, let alone if something happened to him while there. Frankly I can see his wrangler calling the cops and reporting the whole thing as some kind of attempt to do him harm, if only to ensure nobody could go after the wrangler for it

If he chimps out on a plane, and they have to land to get rid of him, he's doing federal time.

More like would do federal time if he wasn't a sped. He'd get in shit to be sure (as would whoever is catfishing him there when the details started coming out of him during his interrogation given the circumstances) but the fact he's a legally recognized nutcase on a pension for being a nutcase he can hide behind the 'hes a sped who legit can't control himself and doesn't know better cause mental illness' defense and the ACLU would back it up if he ree'd about it. He'd get slapped on the wrist and warned not to get on a plane and do that again

Not that he shouldn't do federal time for it. He does know better, but he'll sure as hell pretend he doesn't when it suits him to do so to get him out of jail

If he gets on the plane, and this is a big if, he's losing his tugboat. Having worked out there, I know for a fact that it is expensive as hell to live. There's a lot more homeless people competing for whatever resources are available and he's jumping whatever bond/probation/parole he's on.... so there will be warrants.

....and there is definitely that as well. Ignoring the no drugs stuff is something they can look the other way on cause hes a sped. Skipping the state while on parole is not. He does know better and at some point had to have had it clearly explained to him when he was put on parole that he wasn't to leave the state without permission until his parole is over. He'll end up with a warrant on his ass the instant he gets on a plane and his name goes through the system per homeland security regulations. Getting on that plane, let alone actually successfully getting to california will fuck him so many ways he'll be utterly screwed without even realizing it until its too late. Which is exactly what he deserves. and the best part is it'll all been over a zoomer bae girlfriend that doesn't even actually exist

The only downside to it is given he'll end up with a warrant in WA I can see him getting out of being stuck in LA by ending up getting extradited back, so it would be the taxpayers inadvertently getting him out of that situation. He'd still do some jail time but still

and from the look of the chat updates, he is actually going for it. could this be our christmas miracle of wernology? cause seeing him fuck himself royally while being totally ignorant of anything bad about to happen to him and beaming with anticipation until everything does a 180 on him and leaves him with warrants, no tugboat, money, housing and alone in a city he's never set foot in before with no way to get back on his own will be a true festivus miracle

Also fucking LOL at lucas referring to spokane as 'its a horrible place filled with liars' as he is talking about going to LA. Fucking L-O-Fucking-L at that one. Lucas is truly an idiot

 

[Club Sandwich]

Seems Lucas thinks he is California bound

Santa Ana is pretty moderate compared to most of CA - OC is a red county, politically speaking. consider this: good ol boys in Santa Ana regularly beat up/threaten Latin Kings and MS13 gang members and openly support right wing stuff (which i'm sure would result in some interesting hobo walks), with local LEO telling unwanted persons to "keep on walking". it's a very big "small town" if that makes sense. Sheriff Barnes (funny guy btw, very sardonic witty humor) basically told the Gov Newsome to pound sand and his orders had no weight in his county.

you also get stuff like this because LEOs are constrained by libby policies that bankrupt the state, so people take into their own hands:

while the guy is from Albany (supposedly as he's still awaiting trial i think), you tend to get some real interesting responses to "free loaders" in CA.

If he gets on the plane, and this is a big if, he's losing his tugboat. Having worked out there, I know for a fact that it is expensive as hell to live. There's a lot more homeless people competing for whatever resources are available and he's jumping whatever bond/probation/parole he's on.... so there will be warrants.

But hey... there might be some chick in her early 20's who wants a fat hobo to stick his micro-cock in her.

That being said, the real victim in all of this is the poor bastard who gets stuck next to him on the plane.

pretty much. CA has massive competition for resources for immigrants, homeless and other things, huge spending problems, bankruptcies, on top of understaffed law enforcement more than willing to look the other way, grossly uneven political divides, and a very very high cost of living all on top of a very complex PSC and local ordnances that you can run afoul of.

for those curious, Santa Ana is a bit south of Anaheim and in Orange County, not LA, or LA County. maybe that's just his flight destination?

also it's worth mentioning that while there are agreements in place for many west coast agencies for things like sharing criminal databases and stuff, things like state sponsored insurance and benefits, et c must be applied for individually in each state. likewise, federally, his change of address would require a new evaluation of SSI benefits, which might actually increase the dollar amount of federal welfare... but with the increased costs in CA, this might severely hurt Lucas' wallet. a 400 sqft single-room apartment is well over $2k a month in LA County, and not much cheaper in OC.

 

[VoidFace]

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As someone from SoCal: he will be proper fucked if he actually goes there.

Sure, he wouldn’t freeze to death on the sunny streets of California, but LA will eat him alive.

 

[WonderWino]

you also get stuff like this because LEOs are constrained by libby policies that bankrupt the state, so people take into their own hands:

Well.....he did say the zoomer bae was native american.......

I'll laugh my ass off if this ends with lucas found face down dragged out into the desert with multiple arrows sticking out of his back