Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

darkwingosonichugorl said:
And he got a full pizza now to do another podcast. Maybe the plan is to fat him to death.
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TheGeekRoom caved?

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What the hell, Goldy bought him pizza to get a podcast.
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Ok, who got him the pizza, TheGeekRoom?

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Lucas is now offering to do any kind of voiceover work for money, including reading love letters and dictating short stories. So full disclosure: I’m a writer and the book I’m working on has Lucas as a (tertiary) character, a peasant who is convinced his father is a king. The character is convinced he needs to find a woman to take home and be welcomed back into his father's kingdom.

I bring this up because, as much as I hate his voice or him having money: having him do the voice of a pathetic character based on him is fucking hilarious and incredibly tempting. 😂
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Don't do it.
 
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Nobleman said:
I hate how the Starbucks incident is discussed and he constantly refers to that and people ask him about it. In the history of Wernology, the Starbucks incident is just a snowball on the iceberg of all the fucked up things he has said and done.
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Probably because it’s just the most known incident in his life. Like how the Taylor Swift suit gets brought out when it comes to Greer.

People often mistake the loudest or best heard moo from one of the cows as the most important thing. It’s sad.
 
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Nobleman said:
I hate how the Starbucks incident is discussed and he constantly refers to that and people ask him about it. In the history of Wernology, the Starbucks incident is just a snowball on the iceberg of all the fucked up things he has said and done.
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Seriously, that was.. honestly comparatively boring. I forget it even happened.
 
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Nobleman said:
I hate how the Starbucks incident is discussed and he constantly refers to that and people ask him about it. In the history of Wernology, the Starbucks incident is just a snowball on the iceberg of all the fucked up things he has said and done.
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I think it's because the Starbucks incident made the news and that's when many people took notice of the Freak. That's how I came across him and led me to look further into what kind of entity he is and here I am.
 
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wenttobermuda said:
What happened to this hallowed thread? So much faggotry.

Let's not lose sight of what's important: Lucas Colby Werner is a fat faggot. He stinks. He's balding and his dick is comically small.
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You forgot the most important parts: he's impotent and a pedo.

Nobleman said:
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Sorry, just saw this. Yes they are but now they have a new policy called Sanctions. After your ban is up, you have to meet with the Director and all other employees and personnel involved and apologize, state your reasons for coming back, what you have learned, etc.

I probably dont have to state that this meeting would be very difficult for the fat narcissist.
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What dumbdumb designed a system where someone who's been sexually harassed by a deranged homeless man will have to face him in person again?
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Most of the group there are tired of Lucas. Dena the director is a bleeding heart but she has had numerous issues with him. The main issue is gonna be convincing the two security officers--this is round two of them having yo manhandle him out--the nursing student, and the female front desk staff who it was reported he called them every name in the book.
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I'm not involved in homeless outreach so my opinion might not be worth anything, but I've been pretty unimpressed with how HOC has handled his outbursts. It seems like they're pretty much fine with him sexually harassing any of their employees or volunteers.

@Nobleman , thank you as always for the inside info.
 
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VoidFace said:
Lucas is now offering to do any kind of voiceover work for money, including reading love letters and dictating short stories.
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I nearly spit my drink out when I heard him say that. I've been working on a small scale mmo in my spare time with a small team based around essentially being a welfare leech like lucas and there is a parody of lucas planned to be in it at some point, greybeard telomere questline and all. I'd be lying if I said i'm not tempted to see if I could talk him into providing actual legit VO for the wern npc, for authenticity. Though I suspect he wouldn't be too appreciative of the ideas being thrown around for that particular part of the game. Then again, he might see it as him having the opportunity to become famous in the games industry or some such

But then the common sense kicked in and I realized lucas would inevitably start shit with the team to some degree and I know how that would end for an idiot like lucas who doesn't know when to shut up with certain people. I don't need that headache and lucas doesn't want to get himself into a bad situation so its likely best to leave that idea alone
 
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WonderWino said:
I nearly spit my drink out when I heard him say that. I've been working on a small scale mmo in my spare time with a small team based around essentially being a welfare leech like lucas and there is a parody of lucas planned to be in it at some point, greybeard telomere questline and all. I'd be lying if I said i'm not tempted to see if I could talk him into providing actual legit VO for the wern npc, for authenticity. Though I suspect he wouldn't be too appreciative of the ideas being thrown around for that particular part of the game. Then again, he might see it as him having the opportunity to become famous in the games industry or some such

But then the common sense kicked in and I realized lucas would inevitably start shit with the team to some degree and I know how that would end for an idiot like lucas who doesn't know when to shut up with certain people. I don't need that headache and lucas doesn't want to get himself into a bad situation so its likely best to leave that idea alone
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Ok so two things:
1. Yes, he would see it as him becoming famous and then start problems with the team, and
2. I’m into that game 😂
 
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LeeLoo said:
My god. The arrogance and bravado in his voice now that he has “good”’pizza for another podcast is hilarious. Pizza and the Motel 6 is the best he’ll ever get. And all he has to do is subject himself to humiliation. Yet he thinks he’s won. He is the saddest person ever.
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The best part is the more his ego inflates the better the deflation will be when it finally happens.
 
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I say yeah, do the podcast idea, with @Jeremiah the Bullfrog or @klickitat as well as two zoomer women (or who at least say they are) to dismantle every one of his stupid slogans. Double the pay. Make it contingent on him completing it satisfactorily prior to payment, and with the express clause that if he talks over everyone and interrupts or sidesteps direct questions or rage quits that he gets nothing. He will obviously rage quit, he can’t handle something uncomfortable he can’t scream over. However even if he does manage to maintain his end of the bargain, simply hang up on him and stiff him. The material during the interview would be amazing and then the subsequent meltdown would be double the material and he will probably be so insufferable with future podcast requests that he’ll just chase them away. Win-win-win.
 
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What TheGeekRoom and the GoldenUSB podcast have taught him is he is so important TheGeekRoom is willing to pay big money to have him on their podcast. He's a nice guy so he's not demanding as much for the 2nd podcast. If anyone else want him on their podcast they better pay a night at motel 6 and a meal like TheGeekRoom did. They have proven to him his "content" is worth $50 and hr. It's been proven to him people want him that bad, they are willing to pay his demands.

 
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Stop and think about this. Let's say you're a 21 year old guy throwing a party. There will be booze, babes and controlled substances. Why the fuck would you invite a homeless man old enough to be you and your friends' father? Especially knowing his sole purpose of being there is to prey on female guests young enough to be his daughter?

LeeLoo said:
Hahaha...in the newest video he whines “I’m trying to get housing but they won’t return my calls or emails. I’ll have to go in person.”

Or, they know who you are, what you are, and won’t give you shit!
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Oh hai it's Xmas weekend too.
 
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I'd support it if they only bought him junk food. I mean Lucas' health is terrible, and if people managed to buy him that 1 gallon cola Goldaor did every other week, he probably wouldn't have that foot for long . If you're gonna pay Lucas to make an ass of himself on your podcast or whatever, go for it. But pay for it with the highest sugar/salt food and drink you can buy. It would be almost poetic if Lucas ends up done in by the beetus from all the enablers feeding him
darkwingosonichugorl said:
And he got a full pizza now to do another podcast. Maybe the plan is to fat him to death.
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