Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

These geek room idiots don't have a clue how to talk to him. Why bother trying to speak to Lucas like a rational human being? There's half a decade's worth of comment sections that show that even when you provide Lucas with all the evidence in the world that everything he believes is wrong, he just tunes it out like a child with his fingers in his ears. Challenging his worldview and trying to logically explain to him why he's a fucking idiot is totally pointless and not even funny. If you want to milk the cow, at least bring up all the depraved sexual shit he's said and done and watch him squirm - that might actually be funny. Also, the fact that they keep shitting on him for not having a source of income ends up being a bit of a self-own when these fucks are paying him do to virtually nothing.
Yeah, this is shit. They're talking like they're so knowledgeable with successful careers trying to teach hobo Lucas that clearly doesn't give a fuck and is just doing this for free food. People on some no-name podcast dunking on a bum... ok.
 
He's says that because the women that go to bars are 21+. College has 18 yr old students. Even though he says 18-24, he wants the youngest in the range. Actually we know he wants the girls younger than 18, but he knows he'll catch hell for it. So in college he thinks he'll have access to the 18 yr old girls.

He assumes every woman in a bar is 21+, and i'm skeptical he even assumes that. I suspect he knows plenty of underage girls with fake id's are in bars and he thinks he can get with one of them and play the 'she told me she was 21+! you can't arrest me for sex with a minor cause everyone in a bar is supposed to be 21+!' and thinks that will save his ass if he gets arrested for anything. He assumes the same thing about young college girls, despite the fact that there are plenty of head start programs that take in capable high school students in the 16 - 18 rage

He thinks he is being clever by playing stupid about stuff like that, and is too stupid to know it won't save his ass if he ever got busted for doing anything with a minor
 
HE ACTUALLY THINKS STATE ISSUED GIRLFRIEND IS A THING.
Tbf, he said that just giving a yes or no answer would be boring, and that this was the first he'd heard of it so wanted them to explain.

It shows the quality of the interviewers when they can make him sound even slightly rational.

(I just popped in for a couple of minutes and caught that part, I've had to tap out again)
 
Tbf, he said that just giving a yes or no answer would be boring, and that this was the first he'd heard of it so wanted them to explain.

It shows the quality of the interviewers when they can make him sound even slightly rational.

(I just popped in for a couple of minutes and caught that part, I've had to tap out again)

I don't think the intent was ever to make it a serious interview, just to see how willing he'd be to embarrass himself.

Turns out he's totally willing because he thinks that they're all buddies just ribbing each other like buddies do.
 
Also, the fact that they keep shitting on him for not having a source of income ends up being a bit of a self-own when these fucks are paying him do to virtually nothing.
And some dumb fucking jackass bought him food from Clinkerdagger, probably $100 worth of shit. God I hate paypigs and simps.
 
He assumes every woman in a bar is 21+, and i'm skeptical he even assumes that. I suspect he knows plenty of underage girls with fake id's are in bars and he thinks he can get with one of them and play the 'she told me she was 21+! you can't arrest me for sex with a minor cause everyone in a bar is supposed to be 21+!' and thinks that will save his ass if he gets arrested for anything. He assumes the same thing about young college girls, despite the fact that there are plenty of head start programs that take in capable high school students in the 16 - 18 rage

He thinks he is being clever by playing stupid about stuff like that, and is too stupid to know it won't save his ass if he ever got busted for doing anything with a minor
Yup, the Running Start program at SCC. HS juniors $ seniors attend classes at SCC to finish HS and get college classes. His 1st quarter (fall) he was getting quite friendly with a Running Start girl. I think Leah was her name. To her benefit the quarter ended cutting the Freak off.
 
The Freak cut off because he said he had to be at another place. So what could that other place be. Wonder if it had to do he no longer could take the heat.

Woods probably.

He also admitted he just left the catfish for the Motel 6 housekeeping staff to clean up.

Also, the videos from today:

 
I missed most of the cast, but I thought I heard at the end that he had to go somewhere to pick up chicken. Ugh.


At this point someone should just tell him they bought him an order of chicken he has to pick up and let him walk there and find out theres nothing for him

Would serve him right for mooching handouts like this
 
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