Telomere Savalas
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Yeah, that was one of Goaldor's interviews I think. He basically admitted that he "becomes self-destructive" if he lives alone....i.e. he can't care for himself.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Gaear Grimsrud
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Actually, I remember him saying that on one of his own videos. It wasn't too long after he got thrown out.
I'd like to find it, but that fucking guy was shitting out so many goddamn videos at that time.
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In this vein, would anyone be interested in a transcript of ‘Wound’? I’ve been fascinated by his fictional world and would write it out for people who don’t want to sit through his videos.
Gaear Grimsrud
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I just want to know what became of the granny hat.
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I would be interested in reading that.
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Tonight I just noticed the aviators he had last summer had a reflection in part of this video that makes it look like he has massive, massive eyes behind them.
O_O
Anyway, it's from this compilation. Apart from the gem in the title, this is one where he has the brilliant line where he tells women who don't date him that he doesn't believe in hell but since they DO believe in hell that's where they're going. The title is a spoiler.
Bonus: He's shifting back to posting tittypics on IG, and even mentions needing a house and a "love" so he's well on his way back to screaming about how nobody will fuck him again.
Edit: Fucking hell, I forgot, this is the compilation where he makes porn noises of some 'woman' saying his name while walking down the street and shouts the line, "I'LL THAT PUSSY ALL NIGHT UNTIL I'M SHITTING CLITORIS!" as well as the ragey shift between, "I am a gentle man" to "I'M A MAN!"
Princess, you're neither.
"When you're mine, you're mine, I play for keeps." - Not creepy at all. Not something she'd hear before waking up in a basement or anything.
O_O
Anyway, it's from this compilation. Apart from the gem in the title, this is one where he has the brilliant line where he tells women who don't date him that he doesn't believe in hell but since they DO believe in hell that's where they're going. The title is a spoiler.
Bonus: He's shifting back to posting tittypics on IG, and even mentions needing a house and a "love" so he's well on his way back to screaming about how nobody will fuck him again.
Edit: Fucking hell, I forgot, this is the compilation where he makes porn noises of some 'woman' saying his name while walking down the street and shouts the line, "I'LL THAT PUSSY ALL NIGHT UNTIL I'M SHITTING CLITORIS!" as well as the ragey shift between, "I am a gentle man" to "I'M A MAN!"
Princess, you're neither.
"When you're mine, you're mine, I play for keeps." - Not creepy at all. Not something she'd hear before waking up in a basement or anything.
Gaear Grimsrud
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I always loved when he complained that hot college chicks aren't literally lining up outside the homeless shelter to fuck the hobos.
Doing anything less for the homeless makes them fake socialists.
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Oh good, it looks like we are starting to return to our regularly scheduled programming
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Should be easy enough to do a reverse-search on that photo and warn the girl about him.
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Lucas mixing his deranged hyper obsessions with advertising pitches is peak lolcow. Imagine stumbling on his nonsensical Instagram ads organically
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As stupid as lucas is, even he isn't stupid enough to actually believe he only got kicked out a few weeks ago. Not to mention if he really had that much of a problem with understanding the passage of time that would be legit, indisputable grounds to have him forcibly placed in an assisted living facility or a psych ward. Thats an indicator of very, very serious mental degeneration, as in shit that happens after a stroke or in dementia patients
He is simply lying, and he is doing it because even he has enough sense to know how stupid and incompetent it makes him look to have not been able to get off the streets in a year, despite having the money to do so. If he told the truth, his zoomer baes would be inclined to question if there was a legitimate reason he was kicked out of the last place and hence wonder if there is something to the claims of him being fucked in the head and psycho
That said, assuming he shows up, on monday is it? If he isn't careful what he says in such an introduction he'll be lucky if he doesn't get referred to the college mental health counselor on day one, for ranting about his jizz in class, even if he does so more indirectly. To say nothing of the fact he'll make himself the class idiot and someone to be avoided on the spot by the entire class
Its interesting that he hasn't really mentioned school that much in the last week or two. Granted he's had alot of shit going on with the LA stuff for a good chunk of that so that might be something to be expected, but still. I mean did he even register for classes?
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Holy shit it looks like he's going full bubbles in that pic
But at least bubbles has his own garden shed to live in. Lucas doesn't even have that level of competency
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I appreciate the recognition, but @klickitat is the only PhD in Wernology.
I am fascinated by Lucas's art, and what it can tells us about his inner life.
I've listened to roughly an hour and a half of Wound, which likely means that after Lucas, I've gotten farther through it than any other mortal. I'd be delighted to relinquish that claim to you. I summarized the first few chapters if you're curious.
I'm eager to discuss Wound with other Wernologists, and would welcome a transcript with open arms. Perhaps someone could do a Marxist reading of the text, someone else a structuralist critique, etc...Removing Lucas's voice and face may make the text more accessible, and less insufferably obnoxious. One of the barriers to examining Wound is Lucas's delivery and physical presence. Lucas is a fat faggot and he talks like it.
I believe there are programs that can create a transcript from the original videos. Transcribing the thing by hand would be too much of a sacrifice to make.
Lucas would like you to know that's he's just like you.
See that hot bae? Bet you want to hump her. Lucas wants to hump her, too. This is normal. Lucas is normal and he's just like you:
Surely, every man desperately wants to impregnate a hot 16 year old who strongly resembles his niece and calls him "daddy." Every man who doesn't have a woman to take care of them like mommy and do whatever they say...is actively looking for a woman to take care of them like mommy and do whatever they say, right? We all want daughters to call us daddy, just like our wives. Everybody wants to torture the butthole of the one that pays all their bills. That's just a given.
It's one of the things I like best about Lucas: the sense that he understands his deviant desires and expectations to be perfectly normal (plenty good), and is so earnestly heart broken that they go unsatisfied. For a treat, check out of the his videos where he cries ("I can't find my girl!") and then remind yourself that he's sad because he can't find a pretty teen sugar mama to impregnate and anally torture.
Alternatively, Lucas may understand that he'd get grief for being too candid about his heart's desires. So perhaps he'd better make his poonaner age range 18-24, not 16-24, and just talk about "love" generally, instead of being too specific about what he's so obsessed with finding and seizing.
I'm currently working on a 10,000 page thesis tentatively titled Nobody Should Love Lucas Colby Werner Because He Is A Fat Faggot. In it, we'll examine Lucas's known romantic and sexual history, and his professed attitude towards "love" and rejection.
Does Lucas believe his longings are universal? Or is he attempting to frame his lust for fecund teen poonaner as something less off putting? The latter fits Lucas's idiocy and social deficits; the former captures his brute cunning and sneakiness.
Surely, every man desperately wants to impregnate a hot 16 year old who strongly resembles his niece and calls him "daddy." Every man who doesn't have a woman to take care of them like mommy and do whatever they say...is actively looking for a woman to take care of them like mommy and do whatever they say, right? We all want daughters to call us daddy, just like our wives. Everybody wants to torture the butthole of the one that pays all their bills. That's just a given.
It's one of the things I like best about Lucas: the sense that he understands his deviant desires and expectations to be perfectly normal (plenty good), and is so earnestly heart broken that they go unsatisfied. For a treat, check out of the his videos where he cries ("I can't find my girl!") and then remind yourself that he's sad because he can't find a pretty teen sugar mama to impregnate and anally torture.
Alternatively, Lucas may understand that he'd get grief for being too candid about his heart's desires. So perhaps he'd better make his poonaner age range 18-24, not 16-24, and just talk about "love" generally, instead of being too specific about what he's so obsessed with finding and seizing.
I'm currently working on a 10,000 page thesis tentatively titled Nobody Should Love Lucas Colby Werner Because He Is A Fat Faggot. In it, we'll examine Lucas's known romantic and sexual history, and his professed attitude towards "love" and rejection.
You heard it here first folks, he’s ‘hot’
Fatal Walter
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Insult comic? More like incel comic. This man has rarely been more delusional. And that's saying something.
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Lucas has a 6+ min video on IG where he slowly and painstakingly shows off his worldly possessions, which without speaking or including his face, still manages to relay his usual cunty smugness. It should be unwatchable but I was mesmerized. It's a fascinating peek into his brain, what he thinks are worth flexing, and how he lays it all out, as if presenting faberge egg, each more valuable and exquisite than the last
He starts with a thumbs up next to some plugged in cords. So I guess if we're taking inventory the first item would be 'access to wall socket.' Then an extension cord he presents and lays on the bed, and caresses it. He's careful to keep the frame on his bed as much as possible, as the neighboring bed in the shelter he managed to weasel into is only a few inches away. He adds in a Diet Pepsi, and spends a good amount of time waving the Subway bag back and forth in front of the camera and a ton of time on the $5 gas station headphones.
So what was my favorite part? Is it the mask with skid marks?
Perhaps the bills totaling to $35 he laid out one by one
No, it is the bus ticket with one hour left on it. At first I was confused, because he showed the bus pass and his gas station watch, then the other side of the bus pass (with the time) and I'm thinking wow, he's really milking that bus pass. Then he showed his watch again, and I figured he was about to put some special emphasis on the advanced features on his gas station watch, like that it shows what day it is, but he kept switching back and forth from the watch and the back of the bus ticket. And then I understood. He was flexing the hour he had remaining on the bus pass
Absolutely fascinating. Even though well established by now that his defining characteristic is that he has the mind is of an actual child and he is literally unable to conceptualize that people that are not him have different thoughts and values than him, it's still surreal to see such a demonstration in practice
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For those who want to see the video, it's in one of Klick's videos https://youtu.be/cJjLcQ_9K40?t=358 at about 6 minutes
He starts with a thumbs up next to some plugged in cords. So I guess if we're taking inventory the first item would be 'access to wall socket.' Then an extension cord he presents and lays on the bed, and caresses it. He's careful to keep the frame on his bed as much as possible, as the neighboring bed in the shelter he managed to weasel into is only a few inches away. He adds in a Diet Pepsi, and spends a good amount of time waving the Subway bag back and forth in front of the camera and a ton of time on the $5 gas station headphones.
So what was my favorite part? Is it the mask with skid marks?
Perhaps the bills totaling to $35 he laid out one by one
No, it is the bus ticket with one hour left on it. At first I was confused, because he showed the bus pass and his gas station watch, then the other side of the bus pass (with the time) and I'm thinking wow, he's really milking that bus pass. Then he showed his watch again, and I figured he was about to put some special emphasis on the advanced features on his gas station watch, like that it shows what day it is, but he kept switching back and forth from the watch and the back of the bus ticket. And then I understood. He was flexing the hour he had remaining on the bus pass
Absolutely fascinating. Even though well established by now that his defining characteristic is that he has the mind is of an actual child and he is literally unable to conceptualize that people that are not him have different thoughts and values than him, it's still surreal to see such a demonstration in practice
EDIT:
For those who want to see the video, it's in one of Klick's videos https://youtu.be/cJjLcQ_9K40?t=358 at about 6 minutes
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I'm convinced he doesn't think there is a difference between being laughed at and being a comic.
Lucas is, as an adult, the kind of kid who wasn't slow enough for special ed classes but was definitely slow enough that even the special ed kids noticed and teased him about it.
There's a guy here that sometimes comes into the shop with his caretaker only this guy's hyperfixation isn't, thankfully, barely legal teens it's fancying himself a PC gamer who is a genius about building computers. Shocker, he's not good at either thing
The way he talks reminds me of a benign version of Lucas: It's routine to get stuck in hour long conversations with this dude over the phone if he snuck away to call from the group home while the caretaker was busy with other residents and the gist of the most recent conversation I got stuck in was that some game he wanted to play on his computer required 32GB of RAM (no clue which one, I never could get him away from his fixation on what he THOUGHT needed fixing) and his computer only had 16GB so he wanted to know what he could do.
"You can add another 16GB of RAM."
"Where can I download that?"
"It's a piece of physical hardware, you can't download it, it's a piece of hardware that you have to buy. We have it for X dollars."
"Oh. I can't afford to buy anything, I need a free download.."
"Then you can't play whatever you're trying to play. The only way to turn 16GB of RAM into 32GB of RAM is to buy an additional 16GB of RAM and put the chip in an RAM bank."
Now, repeat this exact conversation until his caretaker realized he was on the phone and took it from him, apologized for him taking up nearly a fucking hour of my time saying the same three things over and over, and hung up. The thing is, we all know this guy, we know he's harmless, and we know you just...endure it if he gets away from his handler and calls unsupervised, the way you'd put up with a particularly chatty 2 year old.
I know the number of that group home by heart now and just let it go to voicemail when I see it because he gives up if nobody picks up the first time.
I'm patient with that guy, he's harmless. Annoying, but harmless.
Lucas is the shittier mirror universe version of that only without a caretaker, with a fixation on getting barely legal teens knocked up, and no way to just let him go to voicemail to avoid his nonsense. Like that guy, Lucas should also be in a group home, with handlers, and with no or very little unsupervised access to phones or the internet.
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Is that a private video? I didn't see it. Maybe he deleted it? Wow! $35 and a subway sandwich! All this for a 41 year old! So impressive! If Lucas is in a shelter, flashing any amount of money around is not a good idea. Good way to get it swiped.
Edit:. I found it. It was on Dec 31.
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klickitat said:
YIKES. I really have to wonder what game that could have possibly been that would require that kind of RAM just to run. It had to be some kind of weird misunderstanding on his part. Nobody would, at this point in time, try selling a game with requirements like that as most people wouldn't buy it
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.....That moment where the download more RAM meme becomes a real irl non ironic incident.....and isn't coming from a boomer
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I couldn't agree more. The fact that he isn't, when he can barely keep himself alive and fed and avoid freezing to death is proof that the state mental health care system is utterly fucked
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That's
That's seriously interesting. You don't have to share if this is something you do happen to know and would prefer not to, but do you know what the guy's diagnosis is? Would you say whatever his condition is, is what Lucas could have, or its just one of its manifestations (hyper fixation) is the similarity between him and Lucas
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Touché.
He does realise that using words like that doesn't appeal to the majority of people, especially in Spokane, right?
Not to mention when he started calling himself ”Dr. Ñigæ”. This was apparently meant to be a racial slur, although I'd be more confused than anything if someone started calling black people ”nyigaes”.
Given that most neo-Nazis aren't exactly known for not noncing kids or being in the prime of health, he'd probably fit right in.
He probably heard that a game needed 32gb of storage or something and got storage and RAM confused. Given how exceptional you say he was, it wouldn't surprise me.