Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

Let's see, for this month he got his SSI check (with cost of living increase), left over financial aid, may have or will be receiving the stimulus this month.

SSI--$794.
financial aid refund --$1400.
stimulus--$600.
total for the month -- $2794.

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Does everyone get that maximum amount? I know SSI is for people like Lucas who have for all intents and purposes never paid into social security. But I know in order to get disability (SSDI) you have to have so many work credits. Maybe people who have worked more than Lucas, but not enough to get full disability, would get more?

 

[mothman96]

Does everyone get that maximum amount? I know SSI is for people like Lucas who have for all intents and purposes never paid into social security. But I know in order to get disability (SSDI) you have to have so many work credits. Maybe people who have worked more than Lucas, but not enough to get full disability, would get more?

I am assuming they receive the same amount as the Freak. @darkwingosonichugorl may have information on this.

 

[AbraCadaver]

SCP-069-The Wern Classification: Euclid

Description - The Wern is a humanoid SCP resembling a homeless man. if left completely alone it just seems like a normal hobo but eye contact triggers one of its anomalous effects depending on the age and gender of the person looking at it with the effects being more intense the younger they are. Male D class it attempts to make it into its host, it has a very low success rate but when successful the test subject becomes an instance of SCP-069-2. Female D class cause it to freeze and be unable to say anything but its name unless an instance of SCP-069-2 is present, in which case SCP-069-2 will pick up the female and throw her to The Wern. We dont know what happens after that since Dr Bill Flatt banned all D-class experiments on the spot, just wasnt in the cards he said

Standard containment procedures - The Wern is to be held in a standard humanoid cell.and given a bucket of KFC per interview with foundation researchers. Interviews so far have been unproductive. usually resulting in SCP-069 demanding "the hook up" foundation researchers only get called bigots when they attempt to explain that "the hook up" just isnt in the cards

Addendum: Although initial identification of SCP-069 led researchers to recommend a classification of Keter and immediate capture and containment, due to its single-minded drive to mate with human females and produce more of its own kind, classification was later scaled back after it was discovered that SCP-069 has a built-in repetitive self-defeating mechanism of behaviour and a cognitive inability to learn from mistakes. Its chances of successful mating with a human female are thus statistically nonexistent. MTF field observation team Bravo Six (“Flatbill Swoopers”) have been reassigned to more important cases and this entity is allowed to roam unimpeded among the lowest dregs of human cities.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Nothing on the Spokane inmate roster/recent bookings, but I would imagine it'd be like the last several times where he would end up at the mental hospital rather than the county jail. If we don't hear from him today I'd guess that or something else medical. Otherwise he'd have in-person class today, right? Tues/Thurs?

Actual footage of his arrest.

 

[mothman96]

Comment to the video where he's tearing into the chunk of meat.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I hope next time his pen rolls off it breaks.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Enjoy it, fatty, it’s only down hill from here.

Yep. This may have been Lucas' last good chance to have some money to find an apartment or move somewhere he's not a pariah. And it's already gone so he can get fatter.

Does everyone get that maximum amount? I know SSI is for people like Lucas who have for all intents and purposes never paid into social security. But I know in order to get disability (SSDI) you have to have so many work credits. Maybe people who have worked more than Lucas, but not enough to get full disability, would get more?

People here have said he's on SSDI, which I think is a fixed amount. I'm not sure how he got on there, but Chris Chan did too thanks to his Dad's work history, so I don't know. If he was on SSI, Lucas would be getting roughly 2/3 of that $791 due to not having any living expenses.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Like I've surmised before, Lucas doesn't actually want to pay for permanent housing. He's content to continue blowing all his money on overpriced Clinkerdagger meals, and letting the homeless shelters wipe his ass forever.

And if that's his choice, then fine, but he can't live like that and still insist that somebody has to be his girlfriend and give him children.

 

[denysdemontfort]

He bought mexican, barbecue, and a steakhouse salad & giant ribeye. All sorts of fixin's. Reese's cups just scattered around the room like drops of barbecue sauce on a motel credenza. He put a fuckin' peanut butter cup IN his Pepsi. This is peak gluttony. And he sounds fuuuuuuucked up. If he's not stoned as hell off that weed pen then he's gotta be drinking too.

A day of silence was well worth this voyeur's feast. I hate it a lot.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

There’s something about Lucas and food that really bothers me. Even when he is eating food off the floor of the homeless shelter he feels the need to document it. There’s something really obsessive and pathological about the way he does this, how he turns the food item in his hand like he is studying it then takes a bite. It’s a disgusting thought but if he was ever with a woman he would probably film her body in the same way like a slab of meat for consumption. Eating is probably the closest he gets to the base pleasure of sex and fulfilling that need. And if his micro penis doesn’t work so well he might derive some sexual gratification from food or at the very least he draws a connection between sexual gratification and eating. This is just psycho babble but I can’t help but think it’s more than just a ploy to attract gen z baes and that there is some oral fixation he has with the way his eating is filmed POV style and we hear Lucas masticating his meals.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

As much as i hate the fact that he's getting so much undeserved money right now its going to be interesting to see how quickly he can blow through nearly 3k

He spent about 100$ on food in a day and whatever it cost for the hotel room so probably around 200$ish total for 1 day. Also his weed vape cartridges which considering he probably just stays high contantly until they run out then immediately gets another i could see him going through 2-4 cartridges in a week and where i live they're like 30$ a cartridge for the cheapest ones which would probably be beneath 3k in a month oligarch Lucas so in his case probably would be more like 50$ a cartridge so im just going to guess his current weed budget is in the 100-200$ ballpark if he's as much of an addict as i'd expect him to be. It wont last him the month but im curious if it will even last 2 weeks

 

[AnOminous]

As much as i hate the fact that he's getting so much undeserved money right now its going to be interesting to see how quickly he can blow through nearly 3k

He probably blew through almost $200 just on that repulsive Harkonnen level food orgy.

 

[WonderWino]

He bought mexican, barbecue, and a steakhouse salad & giant ribeye. All sorts of fixin's. Reese's cups just scattered around the room like drops of barbecue sauce on a motel credenza. He put a fuckin' peanut butter cup IN his Pepsi. This is peak gluttony. And he sounds fuuuuuuucked up. If he's not stoned as hell off that weed pen then he's gotta be drinking too.

A day of silence was well worth this voyeur's feast. I hate it a lot.

My reaction to lucas's epic pig out summed up in 8 seconds:

That said it legitimately shocks me that even he would order that much food at once and expect to eat all of it. Its no wonder he's morbidly obese. If he had the money for it he'd do that every day and be one of those guys on my 700lb life by now. Either that or dead from a massive coronary. and between eating that much and doing shit like mixing peanut butter cups with pepsi his blood sugar must be off the fucking charts. I don't even want to think about what this must be doing to his diabetes. His doctor would be horrified if he saw a blood test from lucas after gorging himself like that. He is lucky he can't do this regularly or he'd eat himself into a diabetic coma inside of a month

and the whole peanut butter cup in the pepsi insanity further indicates something is wrong with his senses in some way. Its like the shit he did with the pepper on expired caviar. Nobody does that shit cause you wouldn't be able to eat it. That he can shows something has to be fucked up with his senses. At least his sense of taste.

His table manners, ripping the steak apart with his hands and mouth is even worse than a klingon. Even by hobo standards its revolting. Can you imagine being a zooomer bae on some date with him, seeing him order that much food for himself and then tear into his steak like that right in front of you at the table? I'd be utterly horrified. and there is no doubt he would do such a thing right in front of a date if hes willing to record himself doing so for the world to see. He has absolutely no sense of shame or self awareness

ffs my dog doesn't eat like he does when I give her a steak

As much as i hate the fact that he's getting so much undeserved money right now its going to be interesting to see how quickly he can blow through nearly 3k

It'll get expensive pretty fast. Especially if he keeps the motel room. Thats like $70 per night right there. 14 days is $980. a third of his money gone in 2 weeks just from the hotel room alone. I'll be surprised if he isn't flat broke by mid february at the latest

 

[mero]

I fear this post has ensured that an army of charming young lads will assume the guise of queefy baes, and begin pressing Lucas for jack off vids.

I'll admit, I do wanna see how jacking off is done with a thumb and forefinger in a pincer configuration, but not badly enough to go catfishing for it.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Zoomer baes, this could be what you wake up next to... what a catch

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Zoomer baes, this could be what you wake up next to... what a catch
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What happened to his teeth? It looks like someone punched him in the mouth.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

His table manners, ripping the steak apart with his hands and mouth is even worse than a klingon. Even by hobo standards its revolting. Can you imagine being a zooomer bae on some date with him, seeing him order that much food for himself and then tear into his steak like that right in front of you at the table? I'd be utterly horrified. and there is no doubt he would do such a thing right in front of a date if hes willing to record himself doing so for the world to see. He has absolutely no sense of shame or self awareness

It'll get expensive pretty fast. Especially if he keeps the motel room. Thats like $70 per night right there. 14 days is $980. a third of his money gone in 2 weeks just from the hotel room alone. I'll be surprised if he isn't flat broke by mid february at the latest

Nothings more attractive than a feral shirtless hobo gnawing on raw looking meat in a hotel room. Real power move by Lucas there, asserting dominance over the republican taxpayers and trolls while also showing off his alpha leach status to potential baes

His daily food and weed expenses pooled have to be close to what the room costs so im guessing 3 weeks. Lucas tends to speedrun bankruptcy like a true communist

Edit: actual footage of niggae luke ordering food https://youtu.be/A6g0mPo-uJM?t=16

 

[AnOminous]

His daily food and weed expenses pooled have to be close to what the room costs so im guessing 3 weeks. Lucas tends to speedrun bankruptcy like a true communist

If you wonder why many people are homeless despite being having endless money thrown at them, just look at Lucas. He is homeless because he acts like a homeless person. Any normal person with the resources he's had access to would be living modestly but comfortably. But this jackass will blow $200 on a fucking meal the instant he gets enough a rational person would use to get a place to live. He will die like a bum on the street and nobody could save him from his own stupidity.

 

[WonderWino]

If you wonder why many people are homeless despite being having endless money thrown at them, just look at Lucas. He is homeless because he acts like a homeless person. Any normal person with the resources he's had access to would be living modestly but comfortably. But this jackass will blow $200 on a fucking meal the instant he gets enough a rational person would use to get a place to live. He will die like a bum on the street and nobody could save him from his own stupidity.

Exactly. Its like all those poor people you see that win 10 million on the lottery and a few years later they're flat broke and worse off than they ever were. They end up doing stupid shit like buying a big house, fancy car, RV, taking a bunch of trips, etc... and suddenly they're down to a fraction of what they won and have a bunch of taxes and maintenance on the shit they bought that they can't cover for very long and end up losing everything and talking about how they wish they never won it to begin with

I mean really, how often do you ever hear someone who wins the lottery talk about how their plans if they ever won were to invest, pay off their house and fix it up a bit, go back to school and save it so they have something to retire with. Unless they're like 70 or 80 when they win they're going to end up fucked in a few years for being stupid with it. a few million isn't as much as people think it is. By the same token, lucas's big bucks (and you just know he thinks hes hit it big and is a big spender now) is less than what someone who finished a program at his college and got a decent job makes in a month. But he doesn't understand that or the value of money because he's almost never had to work for it. and even for that year or two in the 90s when he did, he was always 'starving' by his own admission and even then was - again my his own admission, begging for shit and stealing/scamming people when he didn't get what he wanted (he admits to both of these in his 2010 reflections)

Even if he doesn't get scammed out of what he has now, or robbed, he's going to eat himself into having jack shit left very quickly and then expect to go back to doing 'voice acting' and 'endorsements' for $50 and will not be happy when people have moved past that particular bullshit by then. Even now he doesn't have the sense to get some warm clothes and basic essentials for winter. All that shit goes right out the window when he's sitting in a motel room

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Fact is if Lucas was even remotely resourceful he could figure out a way to parlay that largess into finding a way to stay off the streets at least til spring hits so he won’t freeze to death under a bridge. Instead he is blowing it as fast as possible on his own personal bacchanal.

It’s almost like he is trying to kill himself with food and excess.