Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

It's a given, but this "90% of students not masked up" is a clear Lucas delusion.

Now that there are few men around, he needs a new excuse for why he remains UNABLE to interact with women.

No masks? Oh, how topical! They lack "empathy", One of his most oft-repeated terms . And they're not going to be good for his babies , another favorite .

Don't forget that Lucas has a habit of seeing the conversation that only he's having coming from other people. He often comments that people are talking about "greed and age phobia", recently he said everyone at the homeless shelter was talking about this 24 hours a day , when that's clearly a lie, or a delusion.

No one other than Lucas even uses the word "age phobia".

We know this.

But I imagine the college takes very seriously a report of someone saying that all the students arent wearing masks, So he's just getting himself in more trouble, which is fine .

And expected.

Lucas can't control himself.

His jealousy turns into anger, and then he acts out . This is the Lucas cycle, and it's how he's ruined every nice thing that the government has ever given him , par example the apartment.

Well that video was disturbing to say the least. Notice how he outed himself lying right from the start, claiming he told his health teacher that he saw people without masks. First claiming she said 'don't say that you'll get them in trouble' and then immediately claiming she told him to report it. He also admits that his method of reporting it was to literally make a video about all these non mask wearing people and sending it to SCC

Let that sink in for a moment. We all know what lucas's videos are like. No matter the topic he comes off as a nutcase. When you take that into account its clear why campus security had a talk with him - he did what he did with everyone else, claiming he is seeing all these people without masks while recording a room full of people wearing masks and then claiming they weren't. SCC clearly noticed that very quickly and thought it concerning enough that lucas is going around recording people doing the opposite of what he is claiming they are doing to cause problems for people

Colleges don't send campus security to talk to you in person because you did something good or to thank you for reporting something or whatever. Especially when his 'report' was sending them a video. They would simply reply to his message. That they send people to talk to him strongly implies they had some things to say to him about his behavior in sending that video in the first place

Speaking of which, I highly suspect his 'evidence' was sending the same video we've seen where everyone was wearing masks, with a direct link to his youtube account. What do you think the odds are that whoever got that email at SCC watched that video and then noticed a few other ones on his account where he acts like a loon ranting about greed and gen z women? He essentially reported himself for being a creep

Funny how he goes on about security going to see him like its a good thing, but never actually says a word about what they actually said to him. As usual he tries to deflect. It also goes without saying that they had to have either shown up at his class looking for him or noticed him sitting around somewhere, knew who he was and approached him that way. That in itself implies a few things if its the latter. Gee, I wonder how campus security knows enough about lucas to recognize him by sight. Totally has nothing to do with people reporting him for his behavior at all i'm sure. and if its the former? Well security would have had to show up at his class while it was in progress and pulled him out for a few minutes to have a word with him. Security doesn't disrupt class time for students without a good reason. Certainly not to thank him for sending the report or to ask anything about it, as they could just do that via email. He got in shit for what he did, whether he fully understands that or is just lying about what happened regarding security. They do not pull students out of class to talk to them without a damn good reason, and its never a positive thing for the person they're doing it to.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Lucas reporting people for not wearing masks after claiming to be an anarchist the previous day. Business as usual, I guess.

 

[mothman96]

Lucas said the campus security came up to him saying "We got a report on you that you said you saw like 90% of the people, the students not wearing masks"-- (We got a report on you -- means someone reported Lucas to campus security that he's claiming to see all the unmasked students) .

Then "and I told my health teacher this and she said was like "oh no, don't tell people that, you'll get them in trouble, but yea you should report this. So she was there like ooh that's bad cause it's in the health building etc.-- (He contradicts himself- 1st it was his teacher saying "don't tell people -you'll get them into trouble --then yea you should report this. Now there are a number of teachers including his that work in the health building that would have seen the bunch of students not wearing masks. If it was true the majority of the students were/are not wearing masks something would have been done about it from the get go.)

Goes on with "So I made a video about it and I sent it to SCC because it was concerning the health building and they aren't wearing masks and there were these young women and they were walking around talking and its like I could jump in with "Hi" there and introduce myself..not wearing masks maybe I shouldn't do that. So basically the college police came and talked to me about that because I reported the people not wearing the masks etc etc etc". -- ( So was it a separate video he made or 1 of the videos he posted that ended up at campus security. I'd say "if true" the campus police did talk to the Freak, what happened is someone reported the Freak to campus security, sent them a Lucas video where he's talking about the women on campus he wants to hit on but won't cause they are "unmasked", accusing the majority of students going "unmasked" , etc.etc. It isn't all all like he's trying to portray.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I believe we're witnessing the Pioneer dynamic replaying at SCC. Lucas isn't explicitly trying to blackmail students into sexual encounters, but he seems to be looking for leverage over people.

First, Lucas identifies a rule, like "Don't shoot up heroin at Pioneer" or "Wear a mask in public." Next, Lucas notices what he believes to be a violation of this rule, such as baes visiting his neighbors (must be shooting smack!) or baes without masks on campus. Finally, he tries to leverage this purported violation into a way to get what he wants: fecund poon. Lucas is a rat faggot.

Colleges don't send campus security to talk to you in person because you did something good or to thank you for reporting something or whatever.

Campus security, under normal circumstances, will not approach students to give them hearty attaboys. Neither, for that matter, will the police. Let's consider the cops for a moment before returning to the campus police.

Lucas seems to believe that he acts with the tacit approval of the fuzz, who love him. They are on his side, he claims. It seems obvious to the rest of us that he is misreading the situation. Lucas can't draw the distinction between being known to the police (as a local nuisance), and supported by them (as a heroic crusader against agephobia and capitalism, etc). Recall the post from the Spokane PD, which amounted to "Stop contacting us about you-know-who, who is saying some inflammatory things. We know."

Lucas lack of social awareness, and his inability to tell what the hell is going on, occasionally leads to comic overreach on his part. Here, he reports that the campus police initiated contact with him following his self appointed crusade against maskless Gen Z baes. In the light most favorable to Lucas, perhaps they were responding to his complaints about all those Covid sluts. In a more realistic, unflattering light, they were responding to his complaints about all those Covid sluts. It's the difference between "Thanks for bringing this to our attention" and "Enough of this already."

But unless you explicitly tell Lucas to "STFU," he will not get the message. Even if he did, he would be unable to conform to acceptable social norms. He cannot help himself.

Anyway, he's beginning to overreach, and call attention to himself. Lucas is at liberty only as long as nobody is paying attention or gives a damn. Standing out on campus is a dangerous strategy for him, and he is unable to appreciate this.

 

[OnMeDick]

Well that video was disturbing to say the least. Notice how he outed himself lying right from the start, claiming he told his health teacher that he saw people without masks. First claiming she said 'don't say that you'll get them in trouble' and then immediately claiming she told him to report it. He also admits that his method of reporting it was to literally make a video about all these non mask wearing people and sending it to SCC

Let that sink in for a moment. We all know what lucas's videos are like. No matter the topic he comes off as a nutcase. When you take that into account its clear why campus security had a talk with him - he did what he did with everyone else, claiming he is seeing all these people without masks while recording a room full of people wearing masks and then claiming they weren't. SCC clearly noticed that very quickly and thought it concerning enough that lucas is going around recording people doing the opposite of what he is claiming they are doing to cause problems for people

Colleges don't send campus security to talk to you in person because you did something good or to thank you for reporting something or whatever. Especially when his 'report' was sending them a video. They would simply reply to his message. That they send people to talk to him strongly implies they had some things to say to him about his behavior in sending that video in the first place

Speaking of which, I highly suspect his 'evidence' was sending the same video we've seen where everyone was wearing masks, with a direct link to his youtube account. What do you think the odds are that whoever got that email at SCC watched that video and then noticed a few other ones on his account where he acts like a loon ranting about greed and gen z women? He essentially reported himself for being a creep

Funny how he goes on about security going to see him like its a good thing, but never actually says a word about what they actually said to him. As usual he tries to deflect. It also goes without saying that they had to have either shown up at his class looking for him or noticed him sitting around somewhere, knew who he was and approached him that way. That in itself implies a few things if its the latter. Gee, I wonder how campus security knows enough about lucas to recognize him by sight. Totally has nothing to do with people reporting him for his behavior at all i'm sure. and if its the former? Well security would have had to show up at his class while it was in progress and pulled him out for a few minutes to have a word with him. Security doesn't disrupt class time for students without a good reason. Certainly not to thank him for sending the report or to ask anything about it, as they could just do that via email. He got in shit for what he did, whether he fully understands that or is just lying about what happened regarding security. They do not pull students out of class to talk to them without a damn good reason, and its never a positive thing for the person they're doing it to.

To paraphrase Lucas via Wenttobermuda ‘Lucas know rules!!! Lucas police!! Lucas!! Vagina!!’

 

[Krathnami]

Lucas is doing the right thing. Snitches get bitches.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I believe we're witnessing the Pioneer dynamic replaying at SCC. Lucas isn't explicitly trying to blackmail students into sexual encounters, but he seems to be looking for leverage over people.

First, Lucas identifies a rule, like "Don't shoot up heroin at Pioneer" or "Wear a mask in public." Next, Lucas notices what he believes to be a violation of this rule, such as baes visiting his neighbors (must be shooting smack!) or baes without masks on campus. Finally, he tries to leverage this purported violation into a way to get what he wants: fecund poon. Lucas is a rat faggot.

Campus security, under normal circumstances, will not approach students to give them hearty attaboys. Neither, for that matter, will the police. Let's consider the cops for a moment before returning to the campus police.

Lucas seems to believe that he acts with the tacit approval of the fuzz, who love him. They are on his side, he claims. It seems obvious to the rest of us that he is misreading the situation. Lucas can't draw the distinction between being known to the police (as a local nuisance), and supported by them (as a heroic crusader against agephobia and capitalism, etc). Recall the post from the Spokane PD, which amounted to "Stop contacting us about you-know-who, who is saying some inflammatory things. We know."

Lucas lack of social awareness, and his inability to tell what the hell is going on, occasionally leads to comic overreach on his part. Here, he reports that the campus police initiated contact with him following his self appointed crusade against maskless Gen Z baes. In the light most favorable to Lucas, perhaps they were responding to his complaints about all those Covid sluts. In a more realistic, unflattering light, they were responding to his complaints about all those Covid sluts. It's the difference between "Thanks for bringing this to our attention" and "Enough of this already."

But unless you explicitly tell Lucas to "STFU," he will not get the message. Even if he did, he would be unable to conform to acceptable social norms. He cannot help himself.

Anyway, he's beginning to overreach, and call attention to himself. Lucas is at liberty only as long as nobody is paying attention or gives a damn. Standing out on campus is a dangerous strategy for him, and he is unable to appreciate this.

And let's not forget, obviously, that Lucas's new position as the self-appointed mask police Is another great example of his do-as-i-say-not-as-i-do hypocrisy.

Lucas has filmed himself on several occasions sharing joints and pipes with total strangers.

Even people coming up to him on the street and asking him "can I have a hit off that?" Lukas hands them a joint, and this was during THE PLAGUE.

He's done the same with Isaac, probably many of Isaac's friends, but of course THIS isn't Lucas putting others at risk I guess?

Do as I say not as I do.

As @wenttobermuda identified awhile back, Lucas has no genuine political opinions, he has no genuine beliefs... he has some ideas about himself that make him feel good, some self-congratulatory BS, but it's nothing fixed.

It's all about him trying to gain leverage over people, it's all about him not liking what people have when he wants it, and trying to assert Supremacy over them in some Twisted little boy way.

Don't forget: one of Lucas's longest group associations has been with atheism. And he's said multiple times that the real reason he doesn't believe in God is because he doesn't have a girlfriend.

He's a literally made it this black and white.

 

[WonderWino]

I believe we're witnessing the Pioneer dynamic replaying at SCC. Lucas isn't explicitly trying to blackmail students into sexual encounters, but he seems to be looking for leverage over people.

First, Lucas identifies a rule, like "Don't shoot up heroin at Pioneer" or "Wear a mask in public." Next, Lucas notices what he believes to be a violation of this rule, such as baes visiting his neighbors (must be shooting smack!) or baes without masks on campus. Finally, he tries to leverage this purported violation into a way to get what he wants: fecund poon. Lucas is a rat faggot.

Campus security, under normal circumstances, will not approach students to give them hearty attaboys. Neither, for that matter, will the police. Let's consider the cops for a moment before returning to the campus police.

Lucas seems to believe that he acts with the tacit approval of the fuzz, who love him. They are on his side, he claims. It seems obvious to the rest of us that he is misreading the situation. Lucas can't draw the distinction between being known to the police (as a local nuisance), and supported by them (as a heroic crusader against agephobia and capitalism, etc). Recall the post from the Spokane PD, which amounted to "Stop contacting us about you-know-who, who is saying some inflammatory things. We know."

Lucas lack of social awareness, and his inability to tell what the hell is going on, occasionally leads to comic overreach on his part. Here, he reports that the campus police initiated contact with him following his self appointed crusade against maskless Gen Z baes. In the light most favorable to Lucas, perhaps they were responding to his complaints about all those Covid sluts. In a more realistic, unflattering light, they were responding to his complaints about all those Covid sluts. It's the difference between "Thanks for bringing this to our attention" and "Enough of this already."

But unless you explicitly tell Lucas to "STFU," he will not get the message. Even if he did, he would be unable to conform to acceptable social norms. He cannot help himself.

Anyway, he's beginning to overreach, and call attention to himself. Lucas is at liberty only as long as nobody is paying attention or gives a damn. Standing out on campus is a dangerous strategy for him, and he is unable to appreciate this.

Lucas's binary brain logic seems to equate 'police talked to me but didn't ticket/arrest me' to not having done anything wrong and they're somehow on his side. Like you said, he also doesn't understand that its not a good thing to be known to the police. At least not in the manner that he is

and I completely agree, he operates by a standard pattern. First he goes to a new place, then he observes it for awhile to see what the norms are and what is and isn't ok so as to both know what he can get away with and to look for some form of leverage to use against anyone who he believes might be useful to him in some way, and then he tries to exercise that leverage and gets in shit and frequently banned/thrown out. SCC is no different in that regard. At a bare minimum he is testing the waters to see how the admin reacts to such reports to see if he can indeed use it as leverage. If he had received a positive reaction he would start picking potential targets and coming up with/watching for a reason to report them. He would have made quite the stasi informant back in the day. At least until he got gulag'd. The thing is, as usual, he has entirely misunderstood and misread the entire situation and thinks that what he did was responded to favorably. Which it was not, as clearly evidenced by his admission that security made a point of speaking to him about it. Since he thinks he was being praised for it, its not unlikely that he will continue the behavior and escalate it. I can absolutely see an HOC style incident resulting from that behavior before too long. Especially if its the mask stuff he chooses to fixate on, as theres a pretty much zero bullshit tolerance for pandemic related stupidity right now

I suspect that if he continues this course of 'reporting' a campus security incident followed by an immediate chimpout resulting in a ban is inevitable

That said, the fact he pathologically repeats this pattern of attempting to blackmail people in some form shows quite clearly that lucas is every bit a predator. Just not a smart or competent one. His intent is very clear

 

[AbraCadaver]

Lucas snitching on himself is so on brand that it’s comical.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas snitching on himself is so on brand that it’s comical.

Indeed, and the best part is that if he continues on this path and provokes a more serious talking to by security over the mask reporting stuff, he'll more than likely act the same way he did to the last security guard who pissed him off. Should he do that its very likely that not only would we get a chimpout and ban we'd also get more than a few people recording the whole thing on their phones. It is a college full of students after all. As such and given it would involve the mask stuff, that could easily lead to another starbucks style news segment on lucas. and you just know they'd dig that previous incident up as well. Can you imagine lucas going batshit at security guards over masks and agephobic bigots not dating him as a result getting caught on a bunch of phone cameras and winding up on a news segment? That would be fucking beautiful. Lucas would never, ever live that one down

No way an incident like that wouldn't make it on the news, with someone getting a recording. Not when it happens at a school

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Indeed, and the best part is that if he continues on this path and provokes a more serious talking to by security over the mask reporting stuff, he'll more than likely act the same way he did to the last security guard who pissed him off. Should he do that its very likely that not only would we get a chimpout and ban we'd also get more than a few people recording the whole thing on their phones. It is a college full of students after all. As such and given it would involve the mask stuff, that could easily lead to another starbucks style news segment on lucas. and you just know they'd dig that previous incident up as well. Can you imagine lucas going batshit at security guards over masks and agephobic bigots not dating him as a result getting caught on a bunch of phone cameras and winding up on a news segment? That would be fucking beautiful. Lucas would never, ever live that one down

No way an incident like that wouldn't make it on the news, with someone getting a recording. Not when it happens at a school

Here's Hoping something like that happens and it ends up on the news.

One of the things Lucas did during the first geek room podcast was trying to distance himself from his supposed "past" Behavior, suggesting that he no longer brought up telomeres with women, that he didn't use the n-word anymore and it had all been a joke.

Obviously we know this isn't true; Lucas goes through periods where he's more manic, but he still mentions his pseudoscience and uses racist language just as much, if not more, than he ever used to.

It would be nice to have another news incident directly give the lie to this idea that he's no longer "the Lucas of the past".

 

[mero]

A long while back in the thread I remember discussing Lucas and his delusional conversations he has with himself that he completely believes happened with real people. Can’t remember the details but he repeatedly told a story about some preteen girl who approached him in a park and talked about having sex or something to that effect. It 100% did not happen, but Lucas was convinced it was real. So Lucas definitely has conversations with himself that morph into “real” conversations by his memory.

Yesterday one of the older videos I watched featured a quick story from our man about how he was at a gas station looking at candy "and some dude walked by me and was like "you're aware you're a diabetic" and I told him to fuck off". Then the dude supposedly got spooked and intimidated and scurried off.

Guarantee you all, bet the hair on my balls, that a guy walked past him without saying a damn thing and Lucas told him to fuck off. Then the dude got away from him as fast as fucking possible.

Don't know why I'm amazed, but somehow I am amazed that he thinks total strangers at petrol stations know his medical record.

 

[WonderWino]

Yesterday one of the older videos I watched featured a quick story from our man about how he was at a gas station looking at candy "and some dude walked by me and was like "you're aware you're a diabetic" and I told him to fuck off". Then the dude supposedly got spooked and intimidated and scurried off.

Guarantee you all, bet the hair on my balls, that a guy walked past him without saying a damn thing and Lucas told him to fuck off. Then the dude got away from him as fast as fucking possible.

Don't know why I'm amazed, but somehow I am amazed that he thinks total strangers at petrol stations know his medical record.

Sounds like lucas was having schizophrenic delusions again. Some random guy walks past him, lucas imagines him saying he shouldn't be eating that cause hes diabetic and lucas loses his shit and tells him to fuck off. The guy has no idea why lucas went off at him, realized he must be fucked in the head and got away from him asap

That said i'm not surprised lucas expects strangers to know his medical history. He is paranoid as fuck, knows that stuff is on the internet and assumes everyone who criticizes him is either from kiwifarms or saw his segment on the news about the starbucks incident and recognized him. Its all part of his 'i'm super important' narcissism. I mean we're talking about a guy who called his father the george clooney of his town more than a few times and then implied that same thing somehow applies to him as well

 

[mothman96]

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

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The IQ of a block of cheese, LOL . If Lucas's IQ was a block of cheese he would eat it.

Lucas COLBY Werner

IQ? Thinly sliced, please.

 

[For the Love of Mancy]

Sounds like lucas was having schizophrenic delusions again. Some random guy walks past him, lucas imagines him saying he shouldn't be eating that cause hes diabetic

That’s a classic persecutory delusion. They are the most common form of delusions among paranoid schizophrenics.

 

[AngelOfDeath]

Marvelous. Just marvelous. Now Lucas's IG reflects his experience IRL.

It's like I saw this in a terrible vision, and now it's come to pass.

Someone posted the exact scenario a few pages back, and it appears that maybe some wild kiwis have taken the idea and ran with it.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Someone posted the exact scenario a few pages back, and it appears that maybe some wild kiwis have taken the idea and ran with it.

Some asshole did indeed muse about that scenario.

But it was an inevitability.

As @wenttobermuda identified awhile back, Lucas has no genuine political opinions, he has no genuine beliefs... he has some ideas about himself that make him feel good, some self-congratulatory BS, but it's nothing fixed.

Everyone's opinion and beliefs are colored by their self interest, to some degree. The most ardent supporters of free markets, for example, tend to be those who benefit from them. I personally am a free speech absolutist in large part because I can't stop casually using the word "faggot." So I won't trash Luca for lacking principles, but merely note Lucas isn't sophisticated enough to make his self-interest seem like anything else.

Take his desire to hump little girls for example. He dresses this urge up in telomere pseudo science, and argues that impregnating little girls is good for the human race and the planet. Plainly, he wants a license to hump little girls, and no amount of misapplied biology can disguise that. His fondness for radical politics is largely an attempt to deal with what he recognizes to be his low social status. Yes, he is indeed a hobo, but it doesn't matter, because capitalism is bad and the baes hate it.

The passion with which Lucas professes beliefs he isn't committed to and things he doesn't understand....one of the joys of Wernology.

 

[Da Dude123]

"Let him go, baby girl". Them to Lucas:. "You're autistic". Lol! He sure is!

 

[AbraCadaver]

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I don’t know what’s more autistic: the schizo madness that is Lucas or the people arguing finance with a schizo madman named Lucas.

"Let him go, baby girl". Them to Lucas:. "You're autistic". Lol! He sure is!

I love that Lucas’ awesome comeback of “quit talking to yourself!” is the most schoolyard thing in the world. Literally something a nine year old would thing is a sick burn, yet a twelve year old would think is pathetically lame. Possibly his “cool brother” taught him that one as a child and he’s been keeping it in his back pocket just in case.

“Another awesome line to use on haters is, ‘I’m rubber, you’re glue,’” Lucas explains. “It’s a clever metaphor that implies that everything the hater says bounces off their opponent and sticks to them. Go ahead and use that at your next heated discussion during a board meeting. Works every time.”