Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I'm not in Spokane so I don't know for sure but wherever he's staying right now looks like a bunch of cots in an open room. Usually men and women are separated at shelters but it might be a very low barrier of entry place (I mean, Lucas is there...) where someone just monitors the room or something.
So it looks like to me that the cannon warming shelter is renamed jewels helping hands. If you search it on FB you can see all the cots laid out and it looks coed. From what I am aware, there are no showers there.
 
Most likely a characteristic of the Background Noise (ie the Voices on the Wind) — Lucas is a schizophrenic who hears voices in the background all the time.

Also, wtf is this lmao literally no one anywhere would consider this random jumble of words, phrases, and Lil Wayne lyrics a “poem” (which is what he tells people it is in the comments) 🤦🏼‍♀️
Someone should tell him Like Wayne endorsed Trump.
 
In his most recent video from like a half hour ago, PukeAss is standing in the homeless shelter bathroom dating a burnt turkey and cheese sandwich that he made in his beloved toaster oven. The whole time he talks about how he absolutely hates turkey and cheese sandwiches and lunch meat turkey in particular, but that this sandwich is pretty good and “blowing his mind”.

He then says: “When I get my check on Monday I think I’m going to buy some food and go up to a lady and offer her dinner made in the toaster oven.” He... he just SAYS this shit, seriously, and somehow thinks it’s normal and okay. The absolute delusion and insanity... Also to no one’s surprise he plans to buy food first thing instead of trying to get an apartment or even getting a few nights at Motel 6. Nope. Food, first to gorge himself on and then to offer to others in hopes of finding a woman. I n s a n i t y.

Edit: I ofc meant EATING a turkey sandwich but I’m not changing it lmao
 
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So it looks like to me that the cannon warming shelter is renamed jewels helping hands. If you search it on FB you can see all the cots laid out and it looks coed. From what I am aware, there are no showers there.
Because letting pedophile rapists hang out in the same areas as women can't possibly have bad results.
 
In his most recent video from like a half hour ago, PukeAss is standing in the homeless shelter bathroom dating a burnt turkey and cheese sandwich that he made in his beloved toaster oven. The whole time he talks about how he absolutely hates turkey and cheese sandwiches and lunch meat turkey in particular, but that this sandwich is pretty good and “blowing his mind”.

He then says: “When I get my check on Monday I think I’m going to buy some food and go up to a lady and offer her dinner made in the toaster oven.” He... he just SAYS this shit, seriously, and somehow thinks it’s normal and okay. The absolute delusion and insanity... Also to no one’s surprise he plans to buy food first thing instead of trying to get an apartment or even getting a few nights at Motel 6. Nope. Food, first to gorge himself on and then to offer to others in hopes of finding a woman. I n s a n i t y.
There are feet under the one stall in the background. Can you imagine being in there listening to some lunatic asshole talking about turkey sandwiches and toaster ovens while you're trying to do your business?
 
I'm behind on this thread but something he's been doing again recently that I fucking love is changing the pronunciation of the word 'telomeres'. Right now he's pronuncing it 'TEE-lo-mears' which makes him sound even more retarded than usual.

I think he does this when he overuses a word so much the word itself doesn't sound 'smart' or 'scientific' enough inside that defective brain of his. So he alters it to sound better when he's barking at his Obamaphone.
 
So it looks like to me that the cannon warming shelter is renamed jewels helping hands. If you search it on FB you can see all the cots laid out and it looks coed. From what I am aware, there are no showers there.
Winter of 2019-2020 the Cannon shelter was run by Julie Garcia (Jewels Helping Hands). She lost the contract with the city and the shelter closed down late spring/early summer 2020. The city renovated the Cannon Shelter and opened it back up in Nov with the Guardian Foundation in charge. Garcia (Jewels Helping Hands) opened up her own shelter in a building own by City Church in Spokane. That's the coed shelter with with all the cots you see on the Jewels helping hands Fb page.

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The current Cannon Shelter--it's looks to be a coed shelter too. Don't know if the men and women are mixed in or there is a separate sleeping area for the women like at HOC.
 
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This sounds like Tubby's type of place. Low barrier and will be open year round. He will not be interested in the services used to assist people with finding employment. Oh, no, he is plenty good there. He has a job, don't you see? He does insult videos for $50! He is pretty good at insults and he has the Internet and a lot of free time. Plus, he gets a government check for being dumb and autistic.

Someone needs to take that toaster oven away from him. I thought he was most likely banned from using it. He is likely gonna set a fire in the kitchen. Then where will he and the rest of the hobos go? If he is harassing a girl in the shelter and referring to her as "gen Z woman", then this will not go well. I don't doubt he actually called a girl that as we know he has called that one catfish an "ovulator".
 
Lucas's interaction with "Gen Z Woman" at the homeless shelter is a very promising development. I can't wait for him to spazz out when she talks to one of those pesky Sound Cloud Rappers or flatbills.

Lucas has staked out his territory, and cooks scallops and lobster tail in a homeless shelter toaster oven. He has access to an 18 year old girl he can give food to. Who talked to him. She even sleeps nearby. And he has access to girls at SCC. No wonder he's grinning all over IG and composing love poems like this:

If the young black cop cuts
Over to any unmuffled voice
The young white woman will
Slice in with the news

If she came in being talked out
By the sarcastic situation
Like I said I hated Subway
And she was talked right in
Moving I silence like
The g in lasagna
Cutting third person
And he came up
singing love songs

I read this as a description of Lucas crushing on someone, believing he's shared a "moment" with them. A celebration of the power to "talk right in." How interesting.
 
Well Lucas, since you've been living in Incel-doom and will be living the rest of your miserable life in Incel-doom, this will never apply to you.

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Thought I’d add the incel smugness to your post because the shit he wrote below it was yet another beautiful way for me to wake up in the morning.

edit: can we imagine what it must be like if the tub of lard got a hobo girlfriend. I can’t wait for the videos that it would produce.

I'll take "Things That Didn't Happen" for $500, Ken.

Only 18 year old girls in a homeless shelter are runaways.
 
Oof I'm gonna need someone to textually summarize his latest singing videos because I just can't get through them. Someone needs to throw these on r/cringe for real.
Yeah, I barely make it through his "singing" vids myself.

Something he's been doing more recently, which only adds to his already god-tier obnoxipusness, is affecting different voices.

I have never seen a "normal" person doing this.

He made a video last week when he was lying on his cot, I don't know if anybody will know which one I mean, but every time he said the word "change" ("you can CHANGE!") it was like he was straining to make it as annoying as possible, speaking through gritted teeth.

His singing videos are similarly done in a tough, "ethnic" tone he adopted a few years back when, surprise surprise, he sung a "song" about "systems".

Lucas's brain is all loops and dead-ends; given enough time he reverts to all his old tendencies, "arguments", and word salads.

But the weird voices? In common parlance? That's gotta be a mental illness thing, right?

Edit:

I forgot to mention Bitch Boy complained about a sufficient amount of cheese on his sandwich.

Remember how he's too good for grocery store sushi?

He's the bougiest bum at the shelter!
 
Where did Lucas develop such a refined palate? It’s not as if he’s ever traveled, had someone else cook for him or take him out to dinner, or eaten something more sophisticated or ethnic than a steakhouse in Spokane. Lucas is obsessed with food yet he knows next to nothing about it other than shoveling the same old crap in his mouth in the largest quantities possible.
 
"Mouth slit" is now my top most hated word combinations.

Haven't made it through his first one yet but between myself and a friend of mine, I think we got the wtf lyrics to "baby ship" in case you don't want to sit through the whole cringey thing:

I wanna run my fingers through your hair
I wanna lick your lips
I wanna move with your hips
And kiss your fingertips
I wanna put our sons and daughters
to the walls of your baby ship
sealed with a ring around a bitty bit
Just to hear you exhale peppermint
To my mouth slit
Quibaly quip like I'm your therapist (Quibbly maybe? I wonder if he knows that means something petty and bitchy.)
Give it to me baby I'm man and I'll assist
With the assist gotta talk to this
Make ya mouth move orchestrated ways on a baby room set
Baby ship
Baby ship
baby baby baby baby baby baby ship
Baby ship baby ship
I wanna break or make your baby ship
 
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